#because that’s just who he is

[chillentertainer]

catholicism fucking fascinates me. i remember watching scorsese and coppola and thinking wow catholic people are Weird. but maybe it was just an italian mobster thing yk. it was not.

they’re all Like That. and what i mean by that is just really dramatic. fucking theatrical these people with their latin and costumes and special little rituals.

i think what catholics really crave is a local theatre program. imagine how much happier thomas lawrence would be running theatre productions instead of a conclave </3

[ghcstao3]

ghost taking interest in the languages he comes across during work (because it’s more than likely he’d come across them again), so he dedicates time to become—at the very least—conversational in every one of them. but no one really knows he does this until they’re in situations without interpreters and suddenly ghost is taking it upon himself to deal with civilians, allies, and even enemies in their native languages because it makes things significantly easier

[dinitride-art]

Does anyone else stare away from their document while writing and think “what would Mike/Will actually say…” and just start flipping through their mental library of Stranger Things until they find an expression or line of dialogue that supports/changes what they’re writing? …or is that just me

[teecupangel]

From your recent reblog of "Altair looks younger in his 60s than Ezio did in his 50s", I'm now convinced that Altair has an entire beauty program that he keeps RELIGIOUSLY. Malik, breaking down his door an hour after he went to bed: "Altair, get up, we have a situa- what the hell are you two doing" Altair, lounging next to Maria, both of them wearing bath robes and herbal face masks with cucumbers over the eyes: "It's called self-care." Maria, beckoning: "We've got extra, come join us" Malik: A novice is sent to fetch them all half an hour later, and finds the three of them relaxed and talking mad gossip about other people in the fortress

From this post where I left these tags:

#levantine assassin: why do you look so young?

#altaïr: (remembers the many health and beauty tips the apple gave him) ... good genes

Okay but you know what would be funny?

If Altaïr learned all his beauty programs from the Apple just showing him youtube videos of ‘alternate beauty care (ALL ORGANIC!)’ as holograms but I feel like the funnier take would be the Apple actually giving Altaïr schematics and the list of step-by-step procedures to recreate beauty cream and other products.

Malik finding some of them and wondering if they’re meant to be medicine or salves.

Only to figure out the truth behind such concoctions after seeing Altaïr and Maria having ‘me time’ together.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Knowledge Revenge.

[a-drama-addict]

not caring too much about a fandom’s favourite guy is the worst. you’ll think “oh i’ll look into the tag see if anything new and cool’s there” and it’s just that fucking guy again

[hansoeii]

surprisingly, viktor is quite the hugger. Only jayce knows this, of course.

[ideas-ideasideasideas]

Batman gives each of his Robins a different code to use when they’re in trouble and need immediate extraction. He promises that when they call, he’ll drop everything just to get to them, come hell or high water.

Jason, during his time with the League, shares his code with Damian, to be used “only in the direst of circumstances, when you have exhausted all other options.” He doesn’t know if Bruce will answer, given how fractured their relationship was before he died, but it is better than nothing. Every tool counts when they live such dangerous lives.

Damian uses it exactly once, and Bruce, who still feels the loss of his son like a yawning chasm in his chest, responds to it even though he knows it can’t be Jason because Jason’s dead. What he finds, instead of Jason, is a boy in League garbs, drenched in blood from the tips of his midnight-black hair to his too-small feet, with a face that Bruce sees himself and Talia in, requesting asylum from a grandfather who wishes to possess his body. Bruce doesn’t question how this boy who is so clearly his son knew the code. Talia al Ghul is resourceful and places family above all; the code is not beyond her abilities to discover, and she is not above using Bruce’s desperate love for his dead son to ensure that hers does not meet the same fate.

Bruce takes Damian in, because of course he does, and since Jason is dead he allows Damian to keep using the code. After all, it’s not like Jason is alive to use it, right? If someone uses the code, there’s no one it could be but Damian, right?

The next time the code is used, Bruce traces the location to Gotham even though Damian was supposed to be in Bludhaven visiting Dick. But whatever happened that resulted in Damian being in Gotham can wait, because he has already failed one son and he will not fail another, his son is in trouble and he needs to get to him, he needs to—

What he finds, instead of Damian, is a boy (just eighteen, too young, but also too old, but also he will always be a boy to him) in League garbs, drenched in blood from the tips of his midnight-black hair to his too-large feet (when had he gotten so big), wearing the face of his dead son.

(Who, maybe, just maybe, may no longer be so dead.)

[tuttle-did-it]

David Tennant for Prime Minister, please.

edit- Since this is getting so much attention, edited to include descriptions of screenshots.

This woman has lost her fucking mind.

Jo, are you okay?

[symphonyofsilence]

Let the poor man rest.

[agave]

as a root vegetable, parsnip naturally desires to return to the earth 🌏🥕

[lastoneout]

"Violence only leads to more violence" TRUE! The thing is tho, a lot of people in power seem to think the start of the violence was the CEO getting shot, but they're wrong. The start of the violence was that very CEO running a company that turns immense, endless human suffering into money.

Violence did lead to more violence, decades of needless death and suffering willfully enacted by millionaires so they can make just a little bit more money, that was the start of the violence. If they didn't want it to escalate eventually, they should have maybe not made killing people the core functionality their entire company hinges on.

The people being tortured and killed by the health insurance industry are not the ones who started the violence, and tbh I don't really think it's on them to end the violence, either.

[soapbbox]

Like does the high guard know about what’s been going on or

Technically a continuation of this

[blackbatest]

my most controversial batman opinion to date

[artkaninchenbau]

Crocodile finds a strange stray cat an 11-year old Nico Robin (AU where they met 13 years earlier. Robin's been on the run from the World Government for 3 years. Crocodile's 27 and has not set up base in Alabasta yet)

It seems like I have become possessed. By some sort of demon.

Bonus:

[psychokatrixxxy]

Love when the Justice League thinks Batman is a cryptid. This believe is only further enhanced by the face his sidekick, Robin, is clearly a shapeshifter, what with changing their height, hair style, skin tone, and even gender.

Batman clearly thinks that by having Robin look different every couple of years, it will show that they aren't cryptids like it would if Robin didn't age.

But the Justice League is too smart for that. They figured it out! But they are good friends (colleagues) and won't spill Batman's secret, but they will drop hints to him that they know, to show that they are smarter than he gives them credit for (they aren't.)

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When the batkids learn that the league thinks this, they start periodically going to the Watchtower with Bruce, taking turns dressed up as Robin.

The League is surprised as Robin seems to prefer taking the form of a child, perhaps to have villains underestimate them? But they just assume Robin is trying out something new.

The batkids definitely tell eachother about what was said/happened as to further sell the act of Robin being a shapeshifter, because clearly it has to be the same person, Robin knows what happened, so it couldn't of been someone else dressed as Robin.