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spitblaze · 8 months ago

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I guess Chilchuck has brought us right back to 'adults who are short are child-coded and if you like them you're a pedophile' discourse huh

#spitblaze says things #anyway.#1) please google 'halfling'#2) THERE ARE ADULTS WHO ARE VERY SHORT. DID YOU KNOW THAT. WERE YOU AWARE #3) THERE ARE ALSO ADULTS WHO HAVE CHILDLIKE FACES. DID YOU KNOW *THAT*#4) IF YOU THINK THE ONLY REASON A MAN COULD LOOK LIKE THAT IS BECAUSE THEY ARE TRANS MEN IM GOING TO KILL YOU #5) jesus christ will you just read/watch dungeon meshi and understand that the entire conceit of his character and of half-foots in general #is that its fucked up to treat people as children or subhuman because they do not 'look' like what you expect a cisgender adult to look lik #anyway if i see one more person call Chilchuck 'has gray streaks and an ex wife and three adult daughters' Tims a sh*ta #im gonna start smashing things #doin numbers

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bedforddanes75 · 6 months ago

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im not american but some of you guys are just fucking stupid ong what do you MEAN youre not gna vote because you disagree with like one part of what youre voting for. like okay me when im fucking thick

#you guys are being FUCKING STUPUD #vote i actually swear to fucking god dont be THICK #“genocide joe” yeah i agree hes supporting a genocide thats a face #fact*#but hes three billion times better than trump in EVERY OTHER WAY???????#USE YOUR COMMON FUCKING SENSE #genuinely its not hard #“dont vote guys both parties are bad” ARE YOU STUUUUUUPID ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID IM GONNA BEAT YOU UP #would you rather a) have rights + disagree with one policy or b) be imprisoned for basically just being alive + disagree with every policy #YOURE FUCKING STUPID #like im not gonna force you to vote for someone or to vote at all but Jesus fucking christ #mate do you want rights or not #do you want the ENTIRE PLANET to suffer because of something you think gives you moral superiority (hint: IT DOESNT)#fucking vote #blah blah!#not 75 stuff #smart posting wow #should i tag #you know what i fucking am because youre STUPID #i dont CARE if you disagree with some of their morals. i agree the ones that you dislike are TERRIBLE but dear fucking lord #idk how to tag wait #kamala harris #joe biden #idk man #just fucking vote #us politics #election 2024 #us elections #american politics

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lucabyte · 2 months ago

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Yeah, that about sums it up.

#in stars and time #in stars and time fanart #isat #isat fanart #isat siffrin #isat loop #sifloop #lucabyteart #me writing some of the most basic and not-a-new-concept dialogue possible: yeag ill finish this someday. maybe.#me realising the anniversary is soon: wait. extremely on the nose conclusion-of-an-essay ass dialogue is PERFECT for an anniversary piece #anyway happy birthday you fucking video game. christ. jesus christ. what the fuck happened. why have i drwawn these fucking things so much #adrienne what do you fucking Do to Me. what the Hell. thanks . i know how to draw comics now. legit. thanks but what the hell dawg #anyway no i dont know what the posing is on this theyre just kind of crumpled together. wasnt supposed 2 b a kiss because i dont think #that that fucker gets mouth privileges but like idk go nuts man. is this during canon? postcanon? some other shit? idk. your call #the world is yourrrrr oyster (this is my way of saying im hells of busy and am going back to neglecting everyone who followed me for this #specific weirdass ship content. bye. im dyig out there.)

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crispycreambacon · 10 months ago

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Jesus came back and he brought trans people with him. Rejoyce.

#you're getting two works from me. as a treat.#the design is partially based on wolfythewitch's design!! they make really good art would recommend #I made this at 12 AM because I couldn't sleep 💀💀💀#I don't know man #happy crossover of the century y'all #transgender day of visibility #tdov #easter #easter 2024 #jesus christ #art #digital painting #chris p fried art #trans #transgender

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stefisdoingthings · 5 months ago

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ark aftermath

#being in the ark with knives who had gathered such immense power definitely fucked with vash's brain #their fight before the ark haunts me. what do you mean 'blackness of decay' jesus christ #it reminds me of 'youve got more of them...scars'#knives seeing that his brother is actively like. dying.#also what do u mean knives tried to merge with him. that definitely took a toll on both of them #anyway so vash has vivid hallucinations of his brother and whatnot #wolfwood hates himself for that obviously #just imagine the horror he would experience if vash called him 'knives'#vash literally spitting blood because 1) anxiety 2) hes so fucking tired and tortured and shit #he wants a break guys give him a break #but ooobviously vash (the man he is) he'll never accuse wolfwood of trapping him in the ark. of betraying him etc #so he'll just be happy to be there alive and relatively well and hope the same for his brother #at least for the time being before vash meets him and kills him #this is the longest comic ive made sorry if it feels a bit rushed/not well concluding #best i can do #its been kicking my ass for the past week and i just wanted to be done w it #trigun #vashwood #vash the stampede #nicholas d. wolfwood #trigun maximum #trigun fanart #my art #millions knives #<- for a fragment of a second #what else #tw hallucinations #tw blood #tw emetophobia

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zwoftt · 4 months ago

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at this point, every small gesture and moment from dorym feels like they're making out with each other

#critical role #dorym #dorian storm #orym of the air ashari #bells hells #c3 #campaign 3 #dorian x orym #c3e108 #c3e105 #c3e104 #c3e106 #im gonna stop listing specific eps now #because that would take forever #but like yeah #im not wrong and we know it #they keep kissing and confessing to each other every episode!!#like jesus christ man #JUST SAY IT VERBALLY

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vigilskeep · 4 months ago

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SORRY this is MORE dialogue from lucanis’ recruitment quest i just need people to be going through this with me

#combined with the sort of wondering way he repeats ‘caterina’ back to you when you first meet him if you’re not a crow #like it’s something far away he. well. barely remembers #man.#lucanis dellamorte #veilguard spoilers #and even with his memories of her shot through #and a year of imprisonment and torture behind him and a literal demon in his head. he still gets up and goes to work #because she asked!!#because he *heard* that she asked #and she was never even good to him.#rooks line is catastrophic here btw did laugh #oh you dont want to talk about your torturer. thats fine. lets talk about (spins wheel) the woman who used to beat you and withhold food and #water from you #jesus christ rook think of anyone else #i guess they don’t know. still!#sorry please excuse all of this.#october is going to be a very normal month for me

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hikarry · 2 months ago

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No, I don't portray Crowley as having a weird fascination with Aziraphale's blue eyes because I also have a weird obcession with them, what do you mean? *sips my caprisun*

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lieutenant-fred · 3 months ago

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Freedom under starlight

#welcome back slay the princess phase hopefully it actually stays this time #damn I used to be obsessed with it earlier this year man #made a swap au of it and everything #also jesus christ smitten bro is NOT OK #yandere smitten real??? /j #anyways time to binge gameplay videos because again I don't play any of the games i make fanart of (I dont have the means to buy it)#or not depends if my obssession comes back #art #slay the princess #my artwork #artists on tumblr #slay the princess princess #slay the princess spoilers

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existennialmemes · 10 months ago

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If you're visiting family for Easter, and they won't respect your gender, remind them that Jesus's chromosomes are canonically XX, as he inherited all of his human DNA from Mary.

Unless of course they think that Mary was actually a child-bearing XY cis woman, which is also a delightful and realistic possibility. So either Jesus is Trans or Mary is Intersex.

Or it could also be both!

Happy Easter Day of Trans Visibility!

Further reading on that if you're interested:

#trans rights #easter #trans day of visibility #intersex rights #trans shitposting #jesus christ #trans jesus #yes there are XY cis women #yes they can have children #they're rare but that's also partially because checking someone's chromosomes is very rarely done to begin with #so given the fact that we've found any with how infrequently we even look #it implies that atypical sex chromosomes may actually be more common than we think #both because Jesus's could've been assigned female #despite being XY like his mom #so Mary could be an intersex cis woman #and Jesus could be an intersex XY trans man #Happy Easter Day of Trans Visibility

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eightspringdays · 4 months ago

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People who infantilize autistic coded characters are the weakest link in society's chain.

How are you gonna look at this mf

And then tell me he's too uwu to do anything. Open your eyes, expand your brain; he thinks of the MCnasty too. Let him say fuck !!!!

#and even if he doesn't think of the mcnasty because thats also valid he is still a fucking ADULT jesus fucking christ #his trains arent the only thing he can get railed WHO SAID THAT #HE CAN CHOO CHOO IN MANY WAYS #i kinda hate that even after aaaalll this years the same stereotype prevails so bad like even when people do write him in serious things #he still gets infantilized like 'uwu he doesn't know anything too pure too saint' bitch look at me in my gay eyes and tell me he #didn't look at mello's leather covered ass when he went to pick up his photo that's why he didn't turn y'all can't see my vision #anyway rant over because i could do a ted talk about this shit but i won't because i get easily angry at how bad people see my fav character #my damn point is that if u infantilize near then i suggest u to read the manga again my man has fucking HOBBIES but aint a child #peace out🙂‍↔️✌🏻

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cupcakegalaxia · 7 months ago

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People want all the benefits of Christianity without all the repenting of sin, putting it to death and trusting in Christ part.

#christianity #bible #christian #the culture #society #like you wouldnt have things such as human rights or even basic things we take for granted today #if it wasnt for Christians #christians fostered modern science because we believe that out world #is knowable and a creation made by God #not a divine entity #christians fostered the dignity of women and children within the roman empire #Christianity founded the whole of western society and yall are over here correlating the actions of church with God?#the church is made up of broken and needy people who realize they need a Savior #learn about God #learn about Christ Jesus the Son of Man who came and died for the world #but yall dont want to #yall wanna keep doing what your doing because you think you know better #and I DO THAT A LOT #but at least i realize i know i do and I trust in Christ to guide me to do better #ita like pulling nails but im more mature than i ever was before #He saved me from myself and my sins #and I couldn't be more joyful #lord jesus christ

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liauditore · 7 months ago

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ADVANCEMENT UNLOCKED: Participate in Hermit a Day May 2024!

I tried putting them to scale best as I could while still keeping them all relatively in frame (bdubs is standing on a slab). Sorry for the awkward crop the full png was too powerful for tumblr and I didn't want to separate gem and pearl.

Shout out to @hermitadaymay (asked to tag) for hosting and the really awesome tags I got to experience and what felt like increasing concern for me or perhaps a need to study me like a animal in a lab expressed through them. (collected some of my favourites below)

(no but genuinely very insane of you to do personalized tags on so many pieces during this event AND read some of my long ranty tags too. I think I may have had a light heart attack when I learnt you were one person running this thing and even if you weren't this level of care is so above and beyond what you had to do -- also very funny and fun please continue studying me at your leisure it's very awesome)

I don't know about everyone else but i frequently scrolled down the hermit a day blog mainly for the art (and seeing everyone's designs and styles!!) but I loved just reading your tags too lol. Always fun when there's a little back and forth. Was really proud of myself when I begun to recognize specific artists' styles who I hadn't encountered before, felt like I was earning video game points I have no idea why.

Amazing event. I'm gonna go try to fix my sleep schedule now o7

#my doodles #delete later #raughh its done its done!!!!!#once again reiterating how insane it is to me that this was run by one person. Jesus christ man.#also really cool that this years event doubled as a charity event!! I did not donate much (out of a job rn +#(+ have been donating to other things because of the state of planet earth but. it felt awesome)#rlly looking forward to that animatic

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disabled-dean · 1 year ago

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Most unrealistic thing about Supernatural is that Dean stayed waifish and twinky into the later seasons send post

#fat dean truthing my beloved #the good dean winchester in my head has the combo body type of a long-haul trucker and hard laborer because those are literally his jobs!!!!#let this man's metabolism and weight distribution relfect his lifestyle and his age jesus christ #jackles I am killing your personal trainer 🥰#dean posting

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crossnamara · 7 months ago

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they mean everything to me

#starkid #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #black friday #john macnamara #general john macnamara #general macnamara #john mcnamara #general john mcnamara #general mcnamara #wilbur cross #uncle wiley #crossnamara #macnacross #tagged john 1 billion times because. jesus christ man

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isdalinarhot · 8 days ago

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i love that i can tell exactly where the dalinar flashbacks wouldve gone if kowt wouldve stayed dalinars book. like all the Awful Parts of dalinar's life he's forced to relive. but because dalinar's NOT the flashback character we instead get rehashes of dalinar's most violent moments (but not necessarily his lowest ones -- we barely get ANY washed up dilf era for example) and the New Dalinar Life Info is like FUN DALINAR FACT! he couldnt get it up on his wedding night

#luke.txt #wat spoilers #kowt spoilers #wind and truth spoilers #not that im complaining at all. i love the detail that dalinar and evi's sex life sucked ass #i love having my dalinar sex headcanons confirmed #but jesus christ man #the dalinar plotline had so much and yet so little at the same time #like it kind of meandered but also we got TEENY GLIMPSES of new dalinar info that was NOT ELABORATED ON DUE TO TIME CONSTRAINTS #and its like hold on a minute. i wanna hear more about dalinar's childhood. especially since he dies to death #and we're never gonna see anything more about his life ever again #besides like. maybe some cameos in the renarin flashbacks if we're lucky #probably none in the jasnah flashbacks because. lmao.

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