#trans shitposting

[daxhalfawake]

my favorite thing to do as a trans masc is to start a story about myself to someone who has clocked me as cis with, "When I was a Girl Scout..."

[foone]

(bad) Idea: Pronoun selections for multiple pronoun users where you have the ability to set relative rates of each pronoun. Like maybe like:

See you could set relative frequencies of each pronoun, and order them.

And yes I did mock this up using Visual Basic 6. That's just how my brain works.

[existennialmemes]

Stop. Please back up. That's not a Manic Pixie Dream Girl. That's a Feral Non Binary Autistic and they're highly aggressive towards outsiders.

[prettiestplatypus]

One weird trick to date a trans woman Doctors hate it!

Bonus panels

[runedscope]

If you can't find any tiddies you can grow your own!

[mattgrayyes]

Imagine there’s a button that when pressed would immediately change your body from what you have now, to that of a goose. You can only press the button once. When pressed everyone will have known you in this new form the whole time, so there’s no social impact at all.

Would you press that button?

If so you may be transgander 🪿

[loonaawoona]

Being trans is like getting a graduate degree. The first 4 years of puberty weren't enough and I'm returning to puberty for another 4 to master the art of happiness.

[keystrokecascade]

[hacker voice] im out. 🏳️‍⚧️

[crystalthayerr7]

Suck it or leave it?

[mlpoutofcontext]

Edit of this

[bigbutchgothgirl]

Okay so y'all know that under-car LED lighting you can fit?

Imagine that but for underboob. Stick a croptop on, have rainbow light emanating from the underboobage. Totally gonna give this a go when i can solder again.

[foone]

[existennialmemes]

Gender is a game, and I've flipped over the table and gone to play something else

[midnight-roses-candy]

I become more powerful every time I encounter a cis woman and have bigger tits than her.

[thattransdad]

Haha yeah I had to retake puberty because I got an F on it

[celticcatgirl2]

When you’re trans but you’re closeted at work…