#trans shitposting
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foone · 3 days ago
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Apparently the correct response to "I'm cis" isnt "I'm so sorry, I hope you get well soon"
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existennialmemes · 1 year ago
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Stop. Please back up. That's not a Manic Pixie Dream Girl. That's a Feral Non Binary Autistic and they're highly aggressive towards outsiders.
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prettiestplatypus · 8 months ago
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One weird trick to date a trans woman Doctors hate it!
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Bonus panels
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runedscope · 5 months ago
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If you can't find any tiddies you can grow your own!
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mattgrayyes · 1 month ago
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Imagine there’s a button that when pressed would immediately change your body from what you have now, to that of a goose. You can only press the button once. When pressed everyone will have known you in this new form the whole time, so there’s no social impact at all.
Would you press that button?
If so you may be transgander 🪿
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loonaawoona · 1 year ago
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Being trans is like getting a graduate degree. The first 4 years of puberty weren't enough and I'm returning to puberty for another 4 to master the art of happiness.
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keystrokecascade · 7 months ago
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[hacker voice] im out. 🏳️‍⚧️
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crystalthayerr7 · 9 months ago
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Suck it or leave it?
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mlpoutofcontext · 1 year ago
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Edit of this
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daxhalfawake · 1 month ago
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my favorite thing to do as a trans masc is to start a story about myself to someone who has clocked me as cis with, "When I was a Girl Scout..."
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midnight-roses-candy · 2 months ago
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I become more powerful every time I encounter a cis woman and have bigger tits than her.
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foone · 3 days ago
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Guy who flips a coin every Thursday* to decide if they should take estrodiol or testosterone that week.
* the second most trans day of the week
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existennialmemes · 11 months ago
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Gender is a game, and I've flipped over the table and gone to play something else
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thattransdad · 3 months ago
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Haha yeah I had to retake puberty because I got an F on it
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celticcatgirl2 · 6 months ago
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When you’re trans but you’re closeted at work…
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jamie-elbowz · 5 months ago
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I mean damn, I wish it were that easy!
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