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You know I bet a beetle would also be horrified if it woke up hideously transformed into a human.

But you didn't think about that, did you? You only think about yourself & poignant critiques of capitalism told through existentialist metaphor!

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On his first day in office Trump Force-Femmed the entire country by defining gender as the sex you were at conception. But human embryos do not differentiate by sex until 6wks of gestation. We are all technically "female" at conception.

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You know what, Satan? I've moved some things around and today would actually be great.

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Hot Date Idea: We banish the Oligarchs to the Shadow Realm and immediately begin equitably restructuring our entire society

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Ok. Wait.

Faeries are weak to iron, yeah?

And blood is rich in iron. So would Faeries have like, an allergic reaction to kissing Vampires??

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Ranked from least to most Intimate:

Cheek Kiss

Handholding

Lip Kiss

Sex

Forehead Kiss

I will not be taking questions. Thank you.

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The real moral of The Crucible is: if someone accuses you of making a pact with Satan, then immediately make a real pact with Satan

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Mind Controlling Spores!

In your area!!

Want to assimilate you!!!

Walk into this ominously glowing mushroom field and breathe deeply to learn more!

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Robotgirl dating a Puppygirl and the Robotgirl's booty shorts say c:/dos c:/dos/run run/dos/run and the Puppygirl's shirt says I'm dos

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mice are having sex in my walls :(

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DM Dom edges you, while you periodically roll a D20, and won't let you finish unless you roll high enough. Which body part you roll it with depends on your preference, limits, and mobility.

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Sweet dreams are made of these

Many-eyed Monstrosities

I've traveled so many Realities

Everybody's summoning something

Some of them want to bite you

Some of them want to get bit by you

Some of them want to top you

Some of them want to get topped by you

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Sorry I got so excited I passed out

Dana Terrace and two of the Owl House writers are making an indie psychological horror cartoon and I

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Dana Terrace and two of the Owl House writers are making an indie psychological horror cartoon and I

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Tits so big my worm girlfriend can sleep in my cleavage, and you can't even see her.

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If you were a known, non-human entity, you'd be a prion disease. Because most folks don't even know they should fear you, but your wrath is devastating to those who cross your path.

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If silly hair and a mildly ostentatious wedding dress, was enough to kill his boner then he is an amateur and he doesn't deserve that house.

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