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taravangians-storming-balls · 3 days ago

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Does anyone else get a little peeved any time revenge is treated positively considering how moash wanting revenge was treated or am I just sensitive

#and not that i think its weird and bad that teft's squires want revenge that makes total sense #but its like. okay i guess revenge is good unless the person you want revenge on is powerful enough and then its bad #idk idk. justice for moash #stormlight archive #my-storming-posts #moash #wind and truth #wat spoilers #kowt spoilers

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takenbtwind · 2 days ago

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The longer I think about this line the funnier it gets to me that Renarin "charges at thunderclasts" Kholin fancies himself as any kind of impulse control

#my prediction in this grouping #is that renarin will be decent impulse control until shallan has to be HIS impulse control #or rlain will be impulse control for the both of them #and he is nice and will let renarin keep thinking he is the one with common sense #stormlight archive #the stormlight archive #wind and truth #wind and truth spoilers #kowt #kowt spoilers #renarin kholin

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naomi-the-red · 4 months ago

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“I’ve got to go. Biden wants me to try to find Jesus, who has apparently gone mad. Not surprising, considering how Buddha and Krishna are fairing”

#stormlight archive #the stormlight archive #wat spoilers #kowt spoilers

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moash · 3 months ago

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dalinar waiting in the other room for an hour listening to kaladin play the flute badly

#the stormlight archive #kaladin #dalinar #hoid #wat spoilers #kowt spoilers #wind and truth

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shouldprobablybereading · 1 month ago

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I remembered that post where someone mentioned the coalition probably becoming a future military force and now I just keep imagining immortal fused Dalinar watching them evolve into space age and start going around committing war crimes all over the cosmere, and just metaphorically roll in his grave

#‘did anyone read oathbringer and understand the message?’#sa5 #kowt #sa5 spoilers #kowt spoilers #wat spoilers #stormlight archive #brandon sanderson

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starling-illu · 2 months ago

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#szeth son son vallano #the stormlight archive #stormlight fanart #kowt spoilers #wat spoilers #cosmere

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renarines · 3 months ago

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read it a while back in the read aloud of course but i still almost cried reading wit’s “passions are horseshit” speech. how convenient to believe people are poor because they didn’t care enough about being rich!! that they just didnt pray hard enough!!!!!! so convenient to make suffering their own fault rather than life being unfair and birth mattering more than aptitude!!! or storming passion!!!!!!!!!! YES!!!!! YES

#wat spoilers #kowt #WHERE IS THE RAGE ?? ITS RIGHT HERE #stormlight archive #kowt spoilers #wind and truth

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kingjasnah · 3 months ago

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alright. the differences between the ghostbloods on roshar and the ghostbloods on scadrial are so stark.....after TLM came out and we saw them fr for the first time it was like....this is just Final Empire Crew Part 2. they call him 'kell'. they have stupid in jokes. its not that i think kelsier is above getting a little evil with it but when marasi doesnt join the ghostbloods it's whatever but when shallan doesn't join she's like "um guys theyre going to kill my entire family." did iyatil pop over from scadrial like actually this time we're operating like an actual secret society and NOT a frat house

#im literally just thinking out loud at this point #there's factors here. they said kelsier was suffering from some kind of mental strain and tlm takes place after sa5 so there's room for him #to like. get normal in the interim. but that's not it..........his appearance in the prologue wasnt as out of character as i expected #do i think he'd order a hit on kelek? yeah. same with the bao ado mishrim stuff. but the vibe is soooo different #it's weird cause lol it's kelsier we know him. like we know him. im not cutting him slack we know that he's a dick too but it feels off #checked the coppermind there's a bit in the TLM epilogue that says the scadrians view the rosharans as a little crazy and a little #separate from their own goals but like ok thaidakar stop delegating and get in there then #sa5 #sa5 spoilers #kowt spoilers #wind and truth

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to-shards-you-say · 2 months ago

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man who whimpers

#kowt spoilers #stormlight 5 spoilers #wind and truth spoilers

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isdalinarhot · 2 months ago

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we didnt learn any new facts about any character's pussy this week #failure #sandersoncritical

#luke.txt #kowt spoilers #wind and truth spoilers #spoiler tagging this is incredibly funny

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taravangians-storming-balls · 3 months ago

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take my hand. it's the end of kowt and they're trying to decide who becomes king of urithiru because kaladin doesn't want to and the succession line gets fucked up and no one knows what to do. wit speaks up. "who has a better story than szeth?" szeth becomes king of urithiru.

#I just think szeth becoming king would be immensely funny #because he killed like a dozen kings or whatever #and also. waves at his whole deal #stormlight archive #wind and truth spoilers #kowt spoilers #wat spoilers #cremposting #wind and truth #szeth son son vallano #my-storming-posts

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transkholins · 4 months ago

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it is not looking good for syladin disliker nation i fear

#brandon looking straight at the camera and saying Syl Can Consent And She's An Adult By The Way #matt speaks #sla #sa5 spoilers #kowt spoilers

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naomi-the-red · 3 months ago

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