#like jesus christ man

[purplefinchh]

I work in a movie theater and sometimes have to silently go into the theaters to make sure no one is causing a ruckus, actively shitting in the cupholders, etc. So I stand there and basically watch a movie for 30 seconds,, these little moments of watching a movie and pretending to do my job— I’ve learned that Deadpool is the most horrendously lustful man to ever exist. I could almost physically feel him looking Wolverine up and down. He outright says he’s been pegged. I haven’t even seen the movie yet, but I’m certain I could go watch a Deadpool cosplay porn and think that wow, Ryan Reynolds has really branched out

[zwoftt]

at this point, every small gesture and moment from dorym feels like they're making out with each other

[sharky-the-idiot]

I fucking hate how stigmatized it is to be picky when it comes to eating. Even the connotation of "picky" is negative bro.... Like I'm fucking sorry that I hate foods for sensory or texture reasons???? I'm sorry I don't trust foods I haven't eaten in a while but didn't like???? That doesn't give you an excuse to be like "oh my god I hate all picky eaters just eat more types of foods!" SHUT UP!!!! SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!

[biancabelairs]

who doesn't feel benefitted when they lose their jobs out of nowhere, right

[nekopuff]

Idk why it's so hard for people to realize that fiction is FICTION and not a reflection of morals or actual values irl.

[catherinerandom-blog]

Rewatching Oshi no Ko season one before (finally) Getting into season 2.

Episode one : fuck i forgot this is gonna make me feel shit

[sarenhale]

speaking of character MOANING when they get healed.

Do you also have Astarion doing moaning and grunting sounds whenever he's climbing upon stairs/a rock/something??

I'm just minding my business exploring and behind me this guy sounds like he's travelling around with a vibrating plug in his ass. Like what the hell

[patzweigz]

that piece of anakin really made me think about how fucked up his life was

[puppyfvg]

"fuck, you took that load so well, good boy" 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 shaking and screaming and trembling

whyyy are they so fucking hooooottttt they are going to kill me

[blowflyfag]

Cm punk stop having a psychosexual relationship with every man challenge (impossible.)

[sparkles-and-trash]

Mha twt is doing those stupid ship polls again and I am so fucking pissed off

They don’t mean shit anyway, they just get shared around in certain circles and doesn’t at all represent the fandom as a whole

And on top of that they just stirr up unecessary ship wars, as if we don’t have enough of that stupid shit as it is????

[beetleskeleton]

I’m sorry that a lot of posts lately have been a lot of ranting and venting instead of requests and headcanons and oneshots and what not. 

There’s just been so much loss and hurt and pain that I need to get out without actually talking to a physical human being about it. I’m not going to do that, not yet. Besides, I feel more welcome and comfortable to express my feelings here than anywhere else, and that says a lot.

Anyways, sorry for all the vent posts and stuff. I’ll try and get onto requests when I don’t feel like shriveling up and not existing at any moment.   

[genderick-lamar]

Drake being in Adin Ross streams at thirty seven years of age threatening a guy for liking not like us is one of the most embarrassing things I have seen in my life. Personal distaste for him aside, he needs to get it together 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[omegarubyy]

dude. i haven’t even been back on Tumblr for that long and already after spending a good few months on Twitter I’m falling back in love with this site

[spitblaze]

I guess Chilchuck has brought us right back to 'adults who are short are child-coded and if you like them you're a pedophile' discourse huh

[holy-anxiety-batman]

Looking through my camera roll from this time last year is so depressing it's like. Hospital mirror selfie. Hospital mirror selfie. Video of me rehearsing for class. Video of my sister sobbing. Hospital mirror selfie feat. visibly running eyeliner. Screenshot of when my essays are due. Screenshot of a uquiz result. Hospital mirror selfie.