#like jesus christ man

[purplefinchh]

I work in a movie theater and sometimes have to silently go into the theaters to make sure no one is causing a ruckus, actively shitting in the cupholders, etc. So I stand there and basically watch a movie for 30 seconds,, these little moments of watching a movie and pretending to do my job— I’ve learned that Deadpool is the most horrendously lustful man to ever exist. I could almost physically feel him looking Wolverine up and down. He outright says he’s been pegged. I haven’t even seen the movie yet, but I’m certain I could go watch a Deadpool cosplay porn and think that wow, Ryan Reynolds has really branched out

[zwoftt]

at this point, every small gesture and moment from dorym feels like they're making out with each other

[sharky-the-idiot]

I fucking hate how stigmatized it is to be picky when it comes to eating. Even the connotation of "picky" is negative bro.... Like I'm fucking sorry that I hate foods for sensory or texture reasons???? I'm sorry I don't trust foods I haven't eaten in a while but didn't like???? That doesn't give you an excuse to be like "oh my god I hate all picky eaters just eat more types of foods!" SHUT UP!!!! SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!

[biancabelairs]

who doesn't feel benefitted when they lose their jobs out of nowhere, right

[nekopuff]

Idk why it's so hard for people to realize that fiction is FICTION and not a reflection of morals or actual values irl.

[catherinerandom-blog]

Rewatching Oshi no Ko season one before (finally) Getting into season 2.

Episode one : fuck i forgot this is gonna make me feel shit

[sarenhale]

speaking of character MOANING when they get healed.

Do you also have Astarion doing moaning and grunting sounds whenever he's climbing upon stairs/a rock/something??

I'm just minding my business exploring and behind me this guy sounds like he's travelling around with a vibrating plug in his ass. Like what the hell

[sotiredimbored]

they cancelled dead boy detectives

[patzweigz]

that piece of anakin really made me think about how fucked up his life was

[potentialcabinet]

therapist: bald obi wan kenobi can’t hurt you

bald obi wan kenobi:

[puppyfvg]

"fuck, you took that load so well, good boy" 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 shaking and screaming and trembling

whyyy are they so fucking hooooottttt they are going to kill me

[blowflyfag]

Cm punk stop having a psychosexual relationship with every man challenge (impossible.)

[sparkles-and-trash]

Mha twt is doing those stupid ship polls again and I am so fucking pissed off

They don’t mean shit anyway, they just get shared around in certain circles and doesn’t at all represent the fandom as a whole

And on top of that they just stirr up unecessary ship wars, as if we don’t have enough of that stupid shit as it is????

[beetleskeleton]

I’m sorry that a lot of posts lately have been a lot of ranting and venting instead of requests and headcanons and oneshots and what not. 

There’s just been so much loss and hurt and pain that I need to get out without actually talking to a physical human being about it. I’m not going to do that, not yet. Besides, I feel more welcome and comfortable to express my feelings here than anywhere else, and that says a lot.

Anyways, sorry for all the vent posts and stuff. I’ll try and get onto requests when I don’t feel like shriveling up and not existing at any moment.   

[woundedheartwithin]

[archangel444]

new years resolution for 2023 is getting a therapist