#c3e106

[olessan]

"While you were out and about, trying to just spread your legs a little bit - OOP - spread your wings - aah oh no -"

"I was spreadin' my legs ALL over town-"

[wheezing]

"I was trying- I was trying to say- I was trying-"

"It was a scissoring of wings and legs-"

[wofflebot]

I love these people

[vaultofcobaltandjade]

Love how Matt just keeps having Ashton catch whoever fails the Stealth check within their Pass Without a Trace radius. Like no, it's not a passive aura spell for Ashton, it's a forceful "stop fucking tripping over shit and almost alerting the guards or else I'm gonna grab you up by the scruff of your neck like you're a weak-legged kitten"

[sparring-spirals]

someone more well caught up with the campaign can correct me if im wrong. But based on the impression I've gotten, i love the like. Spectrum of "accidentally oncall" we have, with how the Mighty Nein are accidentally unknown go-to's for various powerful people to get tasks done, while Bell's Hells are accidentally primary sources and lynchpins for various powers to understand and coordinate events.

Like the Mighty Nein are. they're assholes, if you talk to them and they dont really like you. you'll know it and it will kind of suck. But for the most part people don't have to interact directly with them. It's almost weird how much they don't have to??? Like shit just gets. Done. And you find out later like OH its the same. weirdos. No idea who they are but you're told its the same group. What do they even look like. There are so many weird stories at least half of them NEED to be fake. Or people just assume incorrect attribution bc it cant ALL be the same group. What do you mean they saved a world and an island and? Turtles were involved? Sea serpents? what.

For anyone who knows even slightly better/has slightly better connections (but doesn't know them personally) They're just like a weird form of an urban legend where its like. elite strike team. silent and effective. (in the background we see them falling out of the sky into the ocean onto one another). But for the most part its really peak. Knows a guy who knows a guy. If someone HAPPENS to be present they might be squinting into the chaos like. That girl choked me with a stick once? Isnt that other one a professor. Wha- okay. They're gone again. Silent. effective. You have a really hard time tracking them down even if you want to. (If they want to find you though, you can't escape them).

And then with Bell's Hells. (At least when I last checked in). It goes more like. Hey some weirdos have critical knowledge for us. And it's just. an Absolute Halloween themed clown car of events that rolls up. There's a talking dead rat. Weird old gnome griping about wood. They keep flirting with everyone. Including someone that looks very evil. A busty faun just took your wallet. You're pretty sure this group threw a bunch of bees in someone's face in a street race and crashed a skyship and were absolute NIGHTMARE CUSTOMERS at various establishments. They're the ones with critical knowledge. They are communicating it SO, INCREDIBLY INEFFECTIVELY. They were on the moon? They have a person FROM the moon? They keep trying to be friendly with you. You don't want them to be. Another critical thing happens. They're the only one with knowledge. Again. The dead rat keeps flirting with you. You're getting voices in your head. More developments in the critical scenario. They're still the primary source on this potentially Exandria-shattering event. They're still spending an inexplicable amount of time talking about the hotness of various people inbetween dispensing information that literally no one else has been able to glean. You know who they are. You kind of wish you didn't. You are Going To See Them Again. (threat)

[septembermonologues]

welcome to critical role where a bunch of dirty ass voice actors spread their legs and fly

[ariadne-mouse]

This is just Braius and Fearne

[annemarieyeretzian]

nana morri looking to orym and saying “hello.” and orym smiling and saying “hi nana.” 🥺

again. I’ll never shut up about the fact that orym, who goes out of his way to be deferential or reverential, who politely and respectfully “ma’am”s and “sir”s anyone and everyone he meets, who uses this language long after he needs to based on the relationship, met nana morri and immediately called her “nana.” fearne is his family. fearne is his family to the point that he never felt the need to call nana morri ‘fatestitcher’ or ‘morrigan’ or anything but nana. do you get it. DO YOU

[strolling-through-emon]

[stupidlyinfatuatedonstorytelling]

Clips of Critical Role I saved on my phone part (44/?)

[marvelousbelladonna]

“Who’s this MAN?” -Nana Morri about Braius

[immult]

something about imogen catching dead bodies that her friends drop and pulling them out of view feels a little fucked to me. i LOVE it. like yeah she prestidigitates the carpet when her friends get rowdy with the wines yeah she also helps them hide bodies.

everyday i weep imogen's psionic sorcery feature barely gets used, if at all. it is Terrifying. any of her class spells like telekinesis and calm emotion require NO gestures or words to cast. she's talking to you one second and suddenly you're crushed in her psychic grip before she even finishes her sentence. you're screaming at her but then she frowns at you and suddenly you're not angry. you're just confused. absolute stealth mind monster.

[olessan]

These three in particular got SO red

[beauregardlionett]

bountiful luck aka liam found a way to weaponize his "i'm giving you advantage" grin with an actual game mechanic

[forgetriestowrite]

I'M SORRY

EXCUSE ME

2:19:20 ROBBIE MIMING DORIAN SMILING AND WATCHING ORYM CLIMB AND NODDING WHEN HE GETS TO THE TOP LIKE HE WAS MAKING SURE ORYM DIDNT FALL

IM GOING TO IMPLODE

[septembermonologues]

dorian smiling like an idiot watching orym climb through the trees and oryms fond little chuckle at dorian thinking in a whisper because "it feels right"...... husband behavior

[ariadne-mouse]

Ira Wendagoth sitting in a tree, K-I-L-L-I-N-G