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HIGH ON STANDARDS LOW ON SKILL. CREATIVE PROCESS MAKE YOU ILL

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there are many benefits to being a marine biologist

1. sexy fish

2. always wet

3. opotus

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I appareciate that they want to flop and sleep beside me but I would prefer if it was NOT right beside the wheels of my chair…

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Cuttlefish can change color to fade into the background. It can do it amazingly fast.

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deeply obsessed with the salmon edit by _olive_ridley on TikTok

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This is my magic wand

(The gar was released after being measured)

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No!

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moo deng fanart

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nuts.wad (2001)

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adopt droplet the snail frog today~ 🐌💚🧡🌱

yogurts.net

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i think ive got a blood pressure problem i dont think ur spozed to hear blood pumping in your pillow

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NEVER teach a child movement tech.

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People are so stupid about snakes. If there's a little black racer chilling outside just leave it alone, you don't have to kill it, it's probably dealing with all your pests for you, jesus christ

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Olm (Proteus anguinus), family Proteidae, far NW Italy

This aquatic salamander is neotenic/paedomorphic (retaining juvenile traits - ie. gills and other aquatic adaptations)

Found only in karst rock cave systems with ample water in Slovenia, Croatia, Bosnia Hercegovina, and far NW Italy.

Also called the "human fish", proteus, and white cave salamander.

Olms are blind, but have excellent sense of smell and hearing (for a salamander).

photograph by Matteo Di Nicola