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if people had mentioned there's old man yaoi before the last few days i would have watched severance WAY sooner omg

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“I need coin, peace, and quiet”

Geralt, babe, i’m sorry to be the one to tell you this but intentionally driving your horse at 2mph so the personification of unhinged talking chaos can keep up with you doesn’t vibe well with 2/3 of that life aspiration

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I explained the concept of "blorbo from my shows" to my 71 year old immigrant grandfather because I referenced it in passing and I thought nothing of it, until today when he said "I think I'll watch peaky blinders tonight and see my blorbo from my shows" referring, of course, to Cillian Murphy playing Tommy Shelby

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elon musk hit a sieg heil on stage on DAY ONE. it's not even 5pm. im going to scream.

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elon musk hit a sieg heil on stage on DAY ONE. it's not even 5pm. im going to scream.

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hmmm. ok poll time just because i'm always curious what people's relationships to this topic are:

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Lord, grant me the strength to throw away this box that i'll never use, the courage to throw away this box that i'll never use, and the wisdom to throw away this box that i'll never use

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i somehow have ended up on calorie deficit tiktok and i know that it's because of my history of disordered eating but watching these videos of people weighing every bite they eat and living constantly hungry the way i did from like 12-21yo and thinking about living that way again just kind of makes me want to kms

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ANCIENT ART 🏺 love, ur local art mom 🩵

link, more information, and disclaimers under the cut ✂️

link to the last week tonight episode here

hi I’m annemarie and I’m an art historian! not adjuncting for the first time in five years was rly hard for me so I threw some slides together so I could still (sort of) teach the same material as my language of art class but a) I threw these slides together for instagram so space was/is limited and b) language of art is a ten week run through art history so I’m presenting only the most accessible information here – there’s so much more to this art period! – please don’t expect it to be comprehensive and please do ask if you have any questions!

oh p.s. my first ever class of art history students came up with the name ‘art mom’ for me at the end of the quarter and yes it does make me cry if I think about it too long thanks so much for asking

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When I was “I want him” about a male character im not saying I wanna fuck him. I want him like a spoiled little girl wants a pony, I want to him so I can put him on my shelf for safekeeping, I want him like a good hearty stew on a winter’s evening, I want to put him in a jar and shake it.

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what are many or several of you on about.

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washing your face is actually multi tasking because you are also washing your hands and forearms and shirt and countertop and feet and floor and hair

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ya gotta stop caring what people think and start being extremely weird. but never cruel. i think that might save you

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a sound is still a sound around no one

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Chilling with my girl...