Tumgik
#water from you
vigilskeep · 3 days
Text
SORRY this is MORE dialogue from lucanis’ recruitment quest i just need people to be going through this with me
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
116 notes · View notes
zytes · 10 months
Text
Tumblr media
this manatee looks like it’s in a skyrim loading screen
61K notes · View notes
grinchwrapsupreme · 11 months
Text
Saw a post about helping people that used the analogy of "if you see someone fall off a cruiseship and theres a life preserver ring on the wall next to you do you walk away or do you throw them the life preserver? Of course you throw them the life preserver." And i dont want to add to or tag the post with any sort of correction because its literally not the point at all but i am desperate to say that the first thing they teach you when you work on a cruise ship is that if someone falls overboard you Do Not Look Away
If theres a life preserver nearby but you have to turn your back to get it, tough luck. If theres someone nearby who can't hear you but you could run and get them, absolutely not. You see someone go overboard you point at them and never ever let them out of your sight because looking away even once could mean losing them forever, so you just have to trust that someone will hear you scream for help but you cant for any reason look away
And maybe that adds to the life preserver metaphor somehow but mostly i just need you to know if you spot someone in the water you point at them and you watch them close and you scream for help
35K notes · View notes
demigods-posts · 1 month
Text
currently obsessed with the idea of everyone viewing percy as a forced to never be messed with. for the sea is unpredictable and does not like to be restrained and all that jazz. except, frank and hazel. who only see him as just a little guy. a soldier left to his own devices out on the streets with nothing to comfort him but a panda pillow pet and a lingering memory of a girl he loves. he's just a little guy you guys.
5K notes · View notes
hellenhighwater · 1 month
Text
Forbidden orange juice
4K notes · View notes
demaparbat-hp · 26 days
Text
Tumblr media
She will (and he'll let her)
3K notes · View notes
ninjasmudge · 1 month
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
based game for having beer and alcohol but no other drinkable liquid. theres not even the suggestion of a well or anything, lamb forgor
1K notes · View notes
youre-dreaming-302 · 2 months
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
More photos from my digital camera (7.2 megapixels)
2K notes · View notes
inkskinned · 1 year
Text
love when men cry about body hair bc "it's hygiene" and yet 15% of cis men leave the bathroom without washing their hands at all and an additional 35% only just wet their hands without using soap. that is nearly half of all men. that means statistically you have probably shaken hands with or been in direct contact with one of these people.
love when men say that women "only want money" when it turns out that even in equal-earning homes, women are actually adding caregiver burdens and housework from previous years, whereas men have been expanding leisure time and hobbies. in equal-earning households, men spend an average of 3.5 hours extra in leisure time per week, which is 182 hours per year - a little over a week of paid vacation time that the other partner does not receive. kinda sounds like he wants her money.
love that men have decided women are frail and weak and annoying when we scream in surprise but it turns out it's actually women who are more reliable in an emergency because men need to be convinced to actually take action and respond to the threat. like, actually, for-real: men experience such a strong sense of pride about their pre-supposed abilities that it gets them and their families killed. they are so used to dismissing women that it literally kills them.
love it. told my father this and he said there's lies, damned lies, and statistics. a year ago i tried to get him to evacuate the house during a flash flood. he ignored me and got injured. he has told me, laughing, that he never washes his hands. he has said in the last week that women are just happier when we're cooking or cleaning.
maybe i'm overly nostalgic. but it didn't used to feel so fucking bleak. it used to feel like at least a little shameful to consider women to be sheep. it just feels like the earth is round and we are still having conversations about it being flat - except these conversations are about the most obvious forms of patriarchy. like, we know about this stuff. we've known since well before the 50's.
recently andrew tate tried to justify cheating on his partner as being the "male prerogative." i don't know what the prerogative for the rest of us would be. just sitting at home, watching the slow erosion of our humanity.
#writeblr#warm up#ps edited so it is more clear where “half” of men is coming from:#15% literally don't even touch water#an ADDITIONAL 35% ''wash'' by just running their hands under water WITHOUT SOAP#15+35 =50%#like that is not washing ur hands. go back and use soap#btw the numbers for women are 4% never washing and 15% ''just water''#which is still gross but like. sooo much better yikes#ps i know we're all gay on this site but watching ppl ''correct'' my math on this has been wild#i have a learning disability im genuinely bad at math so i check EVERY time someone corrects me#but no they're just confidently wrong.....#182 hours is a week babes. 182/24 (number of hours in a day) is ~7.6#that's where i got that number from. also from rent we know there's 168 hours in a week.#ALSO btw if u read this and ur response is ''men are also struggling rn tho'' like babe you missed the point of it tho#this doesn't even make fun of men it's legit just pointing out that bigotry against women isn't founded#in anything men actually CARE about . like they don't actually CARE about ''being clean'' when they make fun of armpit hair#or they would be WASHING THEIR HANDS.#men pretend to be rollin' in cash and Apex Predators and instead they are trained to be lazy and unwilling to act in emergencies#i have never and will never make fun of men for asking for more support on important topics like DV and mental health.#this is so clearly not about men; it's about how common just being plainly misogynistic has become.#like they don't try to hide it anymore.
5K notes · View notes
nat-20s · 2 years
Text
I'm not aromantic but I believe in their beliefs
21K notes · View notes
spielzeugkaiser · 6 months
Text
Tumblr media
I come back for a hot second (and go into hiding pretty much right again) with some redrawn screencaps of what I'm watching currently!! 👀 All I have in me are the sillies-
3K notes · View notes
poorly-drawn-mdzs · 9 months
Text
Tumblr media
Lan Wangji Goes To Lotus Pier AU: Part 1: Dread on Arrival
(Part 2)
2K notes · View notes
seancefemme · 2 months
Text
Tumblr media
would you tell me if you want me, cause I can’t move until you show me
922 notes · View notes
hinamie · 1 month
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media
idk about yall but life is good again
993 notes · View notes
cute-as-buttons · 11 months
Text
Tumblr media
happy diwali ^^ stay safe and burst fire crackers responsibly!
3K notes · View notes
theghooligan · 2 months
Text
alicent *externally*: i’m fine, i promise—
alicent *internally*:
Tumblr media
1K notes · View notes