#batfamily innocent quotes

[black-lone-knight]

When you don't tell your boyfriend you're secretly a vigilante, bad things will happen.

Bernard: Being Bruce Wayne is awesome. Tim, working on his computer: Ah-huh. Bernard: All those parties and being drunk all the time. Tim, not paying attention at all: Hmm. Bernard: I want to be like Bruce Wayne. Tim, deadpan: I assure you, you don't want to spend your late nights stitching yourself up, like Bruce does. Bernard: Why would he stitch himself up? Tim, realized what he just said: Bernard: Tim? Tim, sweating profusely: Bernard: What did you mea- Tim: HE'S INTO BDSM.

[adeptune01]

Jason: SCREW you Replacement!

Tim: I CANNOT believe you fell for that!

Dick: Whoa- whoa- let's all calm down here! Damian- what happened?

Tim: This numbskull-

Jason: I should just shoot-

Dick: I ASKED DAMIAN! Damian- what happened?

Damian: It has been a long time since Todd frequented fast food establishments and Tim told him that while he was gone McDonalds had recently added to their menu...

Dick: Oh. Oh no.

Jason: Fuck you, Drake, for telling me that there was an "among us" meal at McDonalds. That was the most humiliating experience of my life!

Dick: Tim!

Tim: This is just payback for that time Todd told me he had put fear serum in one of my Kuerig pods and not knowing which one would add "spice to my mornings".

Dick: JASON-

[geeky-nightphilosopher]

🦇Batfamily🦇

At the Watchtower for some reason (meeting most likely,)

All Kids (Minus Cass and Dick): *To Bruce* I brought you ibuprofen, cuz we are your headache.

Bruce: *Having a headache because of this meeting and not because of his kids for once* Did you just...?

Jason & Tim: *Knowing his question is about breaking into the Watchtower* Yes.

Justice League: *Not knowing Batman had kids* 😮

[damianwayne0]

Tim, staring at the wall:......

Dick, scared :ar-e yo-u ok-ay?

Tim, still staring at the wall : ....

Dick, screaming: Bruce!! Bruce!! Tim has been possessed!!!!

Damian, walking into the kitchen: shut up Grayson! What happened?

Dick, trembling: look *points at the corner*

Damian, looks there: *sighs* yep, your drunk because there's no one. *Drags dick away while he's blabbering shit*

Tim, who got to his room while dick was talking to Damian: Dinosaurs still exists somewhere in the multiverse 🤔.

[thealtoduck]

I Want It, I Got It

Batfamily x BatCat!Bro!Reader

Warnings: BatCat!Bro being a problem child…

BatCat!Bro Masterlist

Summary: Batfam is realising a bunch of their stuff are missing and then remember the son of one of the worlds greatest theives lives with them…

——

”Has anyone seen my headphones” Jason asked as he came down to the living room, looking around for them. The others hadn’t seen them and helped Jason look, a while later you came downstairs seeing the others searching for something.

”What’s up?” you asked casually.

”We’re looking for-…… Y/n are those my headphones around your neck?” Jason asked in silent anger. ”Maybe” you answered innocently. Dick then glanced over at you and exclaimed ”Hey! That’s my hoodie!”. Tim then noted ”And those are my shoes!”.

”Y/n, have you been stealing their stuff?” Cassandra asked. ”Uhmmm…” you started and then turned around and sprinted away. ”Get him!” Jason yelled and him and the others started chasing you.

They did catch you eventually but you put up a good fight. It took 3 people to carry you down to the couch for an interregation. They put you down on it and surrounded you. ”Wanna explain why you’ve been taking our stuff?” Tim asked.

”Because i wanted it….” you answered as if it was obvious. Dick then questioned ”Really? Didn’t anybody ever teach you that stealing is wrong”. They all then noted your blank facial expression making everybody immediately realise the answer, with Jason stating ”Oh my god, no one ever taught him that stealing was wrong”.

”Oh yeah, right, son of Gotham’s biggest klepto” Tim stated. ”Y/n, what did your mom teach you about stealing?” Dick asked softly. ”Don’t be a pussy, just take it” Y/n quoted making the others look at each other and Dick then instructed ”Okay, so forget what your mom taught you and start by telling us what more you’ve taken”.

”It’d be easier to just show you my stash” you said standing up. ”You’ve got a stash?” Tim questioned as you lead them through the manor. You took them to your room and opened your closet revealing a pile of your siblings stuff.

”How come Alfred hasn’t noticed this while cleaning?” Cassandra asked. ”He knows, but he says having a hobby is good” you answered casually. ”Y/n, you don’t have to steal our stuff you can just ask us when you want to borrow it whenever you want” Dick explained with a smile.

”Okay” you said understandingly and then pointed at the pile asking ”In that case, can i borrow all of this for the rest of my life?”. Your older siblings looked at each other with a puzzled expression. ”Goddamnit Dick, now he has us cornered” Jason said frustrated.

Bonus:

”So, how come you didn’t take anything from Damian” Cassandra asked curiously.

”Come on, steal from Damian?… I don’t want to get murdered” you explained.

[ajaxxx-x]

I’ve been inspired by some other post I saw and i realised I had to do this as a Stephanie brown fan

⚫️Batjokertruther

Joker is the greatest dc villain ever, there is no one scarier, crazier and more dangerous than him. He’s so strong that Batman is the only one that can fight him.

#he has never fought anyone out side of the bat family #every other hero is terrified of him #joker #batman #bruce Wayne #jason Todd #him drake #dick Grayson #damian Wayne #stephanie brown #robin #red hood #batjoke

🟢Batfamfan

🔴Timdrama-lover

Omg Jason Todd is so cruel for beating Tim that time in the titans tower all while Tim literally worshipped Jason

Never meet your heroes I guess

🟢Batfamfan

Drop the fic babe

#i love angst and hurt/no comfort #jason Todd #tim drake #jaytim #batfamily #dick Grayson # Damian Wayne #stephanie brown #roy harper

🦇Batstan757443

Look at them plotting

This is my favourite comic ever

#batfamily #wfa #jason Todd #stephanie brown

🌃Batincorrect-quotes

At the Justice league high quarter:

Barry Allen: hey kid what are you doing here today?

Dick: we needed someone to fill up for Batman and it was my turn

Hal: thank god it’s not the red hood’s turn! He’s crazy!

Barry: haha. Where’s Batman anyway?

Dick: he’s grounded

Hal:

Barry:

#incorrect quotes #incorrect batfamily quotes #batfamily #bruce Wayne #dick Grayson #jason Todd #tim drake #damian Wayne #stephanie brown #halbarry

🔴Batstan862926

At a wayne gala:

Bruce talking to a random woman: have you ever met my baby? My seeet innocent child, my lovely baby boy?

Jason, a 6’8 angry man with a scarred face, the worst personality ever and a gun up his ass: hi.

#this happened at least once #it was such a mess #its canon you can’t convince me otherwise #batfamily #bruce Wayne #dick Grayson #jason Todd #tim drake #damian Wayne #stephanie brown

🟡Number1-robinfan

How do you guys tell different robin apart it’s literally so hard like they are all identical, they all look the same.

#its so hard #like i see a panel on Pinterest with no contest and I can’t recognise any of them #i don’t read comics but that’s not what causes the problem #batfamily #dick Grayson #jason Todd #tim drake #damian Wayne #stephanie brown

[indigomarina]

Batgirl Serena AU

Serena: Is having a penis fun?

Jason: It has its ups and downs.

Tim: Sometimes it’s a little hard.

Duke: It’s a pain in the ass.

Damian: Oh, Jesus, fuck, guys, come on.

[incomingalbatross]

So this is from one of the very first takes on the Wayne murders and Joe Chill (Batman #47, 1948). And they may not have had this in mind, but... ever since I first read it, I’ve been captivated by the idea that the fabled Batglare isn’t terrifying to criminals because Batman is Big And Dark And Angry, but because it’s still coming from these eyes.

Batman’s eyes terrify the guilty because, through the mask and cowl, they’re still the eyes of an eight-year-old who’s just witnessed a murder. The eyes of a victim. Of outraged innocence.

And to have the Caped Crusader’s eyes strike into your soul with that look, when you know what you’ve done and you’re trying to escape justice? That’s terrifying.

[dashingdcboys]

BATFAMILY AS BROOKLYN 99 QUOTES PART 2

tim, for no reason, while laying on the yj kitchen floor at 3AM: what is it about me that screams ' loser ' ?

***

jason: you think if i got my parents drunk every day when i was a kid they would've remained together and we would've remained a happily family together ? kori, innocently: probably

***

bruce giving the speech at the 37837894th funeral he’s attended: everything is garbage bruce: never. love. anything.

***

dami: yeah bruce let me choose the music in the batmobile on the way over here which led me to believe he's given up on life

***

dick: a good leader'll let someone else lead ! roy: ugh, that sounds like something I would say, snap out of it

***

jason: i've decided to stop fighting with tim and lean into the fact that i'm an idiot 

***

 steph : look tim ! i burnt 200 hundred callories ! tim : that's your heart rate steph : yeah that checks out

part 1

[thelittleredheadedmusician]

Halloween prompt: Alfred is getting increasingly annoyed at whoever is eating the halloween candy. No one will confess. (Bruce is sitting in a corner somewhere with a bag of... [insert Batfamily appropriate candy here])

Three Musketeers

Rating: G 1,844 words Gen AO3

Bristol was technically in Gotham City limits. Though the gilted mansions and private woods with pastures and stables seemed like a whole other world in comparison. The residents liked to think so too, especially because – despite Gotham’s robust public transportation system – it was almost impossible to reach the rich suburb from the city proper. It was because they lived in this separate world that Bristol’s wealthy residents often fought to receive special treatment or even secede from the city all together.

Except when it came to Halloween.

The residents of Bristol were more than happy to hold their trick-or-treat night during the same time as the rest of Gotham. Mostly, because it discouraged the city’s poorer residents from coming out to ask for literal handouts from them. The time it would take to sit in train stations and bus stops to get there ate up a large chunk of trick-or-treat’s two-hour window. And the walk from the last stop and between the houses took up the rest.

Despite all this, many made the trek out to Wayne Manor and its residents always made it well worth the work.

It was known that the Manor didn’t simply give out full-sized candy bars, no, they gave a whole bag of king’s sized bars. And from the entrance way to the ballroom off to the side were decked out and fitted to be a haunted house with games and entertainment and even more snacks. There was no reason to go anywhere else when you went to Wayne Manor.

Except, this year the seemingly endless supply of candy was mysteriously missing in the week leading up to the big night. Which was ironic considering the Manor was populated by detectives.

Alfred was suspicious. And annoyed. But mostly suspicious. He had raised the world’s greatest detective and then helped raise the current world’s greatest detective. In addition to the other seven vigilantes he’d actively cared for over the years. And countless others who hadn’t lived under his roof. Which meant that he was extremely hard to pull something over on. Extremely.

Yet, his stockpile of trick-or-treat candy was gone. Completely. And his list of suspects was long and skilled.

First, was Barbara because he loved the young woman dearly but she was a bit of a chocolate fiend. Also, if he could rule her out then he could enlist her assistance. It was easy enough to make her coffee just the way she liked and message her to come to the kitchen when she was working in the Cave one evening. She was happy enough to come up, thinking it was just for a chat but knowing something was up when Alfred passed her the mug.

They studied each other from across the long wooden table that took up the far side of the kitchen. Alfred sipped his tea from the good china that after the last family debacle was his alone to use. Barbara narrowed her eyes as her glasses slipped down her nose. They were playing a high stakes game of chicken and they both knew it.

Barbara broke first. “Is there something you wanted to talk about, Alfred?” she asked sweetly, setting her coffee down and pushing her glasses back up in the same movement.

“Now that you mention it, yes. I was wondering if you happened to know where my trick-or-treat supply is disappearing to?” Alfred’s lips turned up in kindness, but his eyes were hard and steady as he held her gaze.

An adult, a seasoned crimefighter, an honest to god superhero and yet Barbara wanted to wriggle in her chair, knot her fingers in the hem of her t-shirt, under that look. Pure willpower was the only thing that stopped her. Though it didn’t extend to her mouth. “No, I’ve been out of town most of the week.”

This was true, Alfred knew, but not necessarily an airtight alibi.

“Besides,” Barbara continued, “I have a Costco card. The Birds and I split it. If I wanted to eat a whole bag of candy, I’d just buy my own.”

Alfred nodded, lifting his tea to take another sip. He accepted that answer, she knew better than to lie to him. “In that case, might I enlist your skills to uncover the real culprit?”

This was what Alfred had truly wanted to ask, they both knew, and Barbara smiled in delight at the prospect. “I’d love to.”

The next suspect was Tim. He knew exactly how to cover his tracks and misdirect their attention. Tim was sly, smart, and still technically a teenaged boy so sugar was irresistible. Barbara set the trap, crashing the Batcomputer one afternoon when everyone else was out. This forced Tim up, out of the Cave and to Alfred lying in wait in the kitchen.

Tim had climbed up onto a kitchen chair to get at the stash of poptarts on the top shelf of the cabinet above the stove. Proving that he had means, motive, and a record.

“Master Timothy,” Alfred drawled as he stepped out of the shadows. Bruce had to learn the skill from somewhere.

Startling, Tim whirled around and nearly fell from the chair. Dropping the silver packet in the process. It landed on the tile with a crunch. “Look I need the brain power to get the computer back up,” he said hastily, glancing guiltily between Alfred and the fallen junk food.

“I am not here to reprimand you about the poptarts,” Alfred said and Tim immediately relaxed, shooting him a relieved little grin. “But I may have to reprimand you for sneaking something else,” Alfred continued, causing Tim’s face to fall.

“I swear, I only had the one Monster the other week. And I split it with Kon ‘cause we were trying to keep Bart from drinking it. Me and him on an energy drink bouncing round the Tower is way better than a speedster on an energy drink.” Tim’s eyes were wide and the blood that had drained from his face made the boy almost impossibly paler.

Alfred lifted an eyebrow at the confession. Not what he was looking for but good to know all the same. “And what of the candy for trick-or-treat?”

Tim’s brows drew together in confusion. “Uh, I don’t know? I suggested we get milkyways but if you got snickers again then I’m not going to complain.”

“So, you did not eat the supply?” Alfred confirmed, though the fact that Tim was already feeling guilty and hesitant to lie on top of the fact that he had no idea Alfred had purchased boxes of three musketeers cleared him of the crime.

“No?” Tim shook his head as he shrugged.

Satisfied, Alfred nodded. “Enjoy your poptarts, Master Timothy. I shall be moving them shortly.”

“It wasn’t Jason,” Barbara said over the phone. “I have a couple different angles of him being in Paraguay all last week.”

“I never suspected him to begin with,” Alfred admitted as he pushed the shopping cart, restocking for the big night tomorrow. “He never liked three musketeers. Dark chocolate kit-kats are a separate story.” He smiled at the memory of a young Jason carrying a huge box of the candy bars to drop in the cart during his first Halloween with them.

“Cass and Dick are out too,” she continued. “Cass laughed at me when I even suggested it and then confirmed Dick was telling the truth when I questioned him.”

Alfred hummed. Richard had been his next guess, though he was more likely to take them to hand out while on patrol or pass on to his friends’ children than to eat himself. “Master Damian is innocent as well. He scoffed at the implication he would, quote, ‘stoop so low as to steal candy from children.’ He also vouched for Master Duke and neither were anywhere near the spare pantry recently to begin with.”

“Security cameras confirm that.”

“That leaves Miss Stephanie,” Alfred frowned. Stephanie tended to decline any offers of assistance from the Manor’s residents that weren’t directly related to masked vigilantism. Though she recently had allowed Alfred to slip her gas money when she visited during daylight hours. The thought of her taking the Halloween candy just did not sit right with him. It was almost as impossible to imagine as Damian taking it. Cassandra was more likely to be playing a trick on them all, having hidden it for some soon to be revealed reason. “Are you positive Miss Cassandra is not the culprit?”

Barbara chuckled. “I mean, not really. But at the same time why would she? Though why would Steph either? I don’t think it was either of them but I can vouch for Steph. She hasn’t been anywhere near the Cave or the Manor since last month. What with school she’s been staying close.”

“Which leaves us back to the beginning,” Alfred sighed and got in line. “We could create a sting operation though I’d loathe to lose this supply as well. There’s nearly no candy left in the entire state.”

“That I believe. Alright, I’ve got the feed from the events kitchen running on one of my screens. I’ll keep an eye on it for the rest of the night, see if anyone stupid enough to try it again.”

“Thank you, Miss Barbara. I really appreciate your assistance in this matter,” Alfred told her before exchanging their goodbyes. He had plans for a little stakeout of his own.

Placing the boxes in the spare pantry, Alfred settled himself on a stool next to the industrial fridge in the dark. He typed out a careful message in the family’s groupchat informing them all that the missing candy had been replaced and politely asking that it not disappear again before the next night. They would all be getting ready to go out for the night so there is no doubt they would see it. And he would have plenty of time to wait for them to strike.

Hours later, the family was returning and Alfred was still lying in wait. A creak echoed in from the ballroom where decorations were mostly in place. The light padding of rubber soles on the marble tile came closer and closer. Alfred leant further back into the shadows as the door swung open. He held his breath, waiting as the guilty party walked into the kitchen proper, headed directly towards the pantry. Alfred slipped from his hiding spot, keeping low as he crept around the island to come up behind the culprit.

Alfred contained his gasp of shock and annoyance as he flipped on the light. Forcing the candy thief to whirl on him. “Master Bruce!” Alfred scolded. He hadn’t thought his first charge would do such a thing and hadn’t even considered him as a suspect.

Having the good sense to look ashamed and like a ten-year-old boy again, Bruce offered a wavering grin in apology. “You bought three musketeers,” he said as his only defense.

Alfred frowned as he crossed his arms. “And your penance will be handing them out tomorrow night.”

[black-lone-knight]

Fanfics exist in every universe and Steph is definitely one of the popular fic writers.

Steph, typing something on her laptop:

Jason: What are you doing?

Steph: I'm writing a fanfiction.

Jason: Fanfiction?

Steph: Yeah, you know... fiction stories written by fans. Like right now I'm writing one about an oc who joins the Justice League.

Jason: Oh, cool.

...

Hours later.

Jason, shows his laptop screen: I wrote a fanfiction.

Steph: Wow, that was fast. What's it about?

Jason: About a man who adopts a kid, gets that kid killed, and replaces the kid with new a kid; And the cycle goes on.

Steph:

Steph:

Steph: Is it about Bruce?

Jason: What? No! Why would you think that?

Steph: You named him Wruce Bayne.

Jason: See? Not Bruce.

[animemangasoul]

Save Him From Him!

Summery: The team thinks the bats are marrying Tim off to Ra’s al ghul, so they confront them. The bats unfortunately don’t know what the hell is going on. 

Me and the lovely @miss-choco-chips are hopefully going to make a coherent fic out of this

Chapter 1

Kon had never liked Tim’s family.

His best friend might find redeemable qualities in them, but Kon has always known the kind of people they were. Sleazy, weird, neglectful and frankly very very creepy.

Tim of course never noticed because he too was very creepy and in the kindest of terms, also a weirdo who came off as a stalker. 

Not that he was. Following a vigilante in the dead of night with a camera was more in the brackets of observation than stalking and Kon would stick with that till the day he died.

Anyways, as he was saying. The batfamily were irredeemable blotch in Tim’s life and while Kon has resigned himself to share his friend with them because custody and all that, he had never ever imagined that they would sell him off! That they not only would grow tired of him but would actually take the offending and criminal actions to do something about his quote on quote unwanted “presence”.

Bruce Wayne had come to an agreement with Ra’s Al Ghul according to Bart’s sources and the agreement was set around their Tim.

Bruce had promised their Tim to the demon head! In exchange for three years of peace. As if that even mattered to Batman. If that man cared so much about peace and justice he would have advocated for the death penalty in Gotham a long time ago. No, Kon had his sneaking suspicions about Bruce’s relationship with the Joker, but it wasn’t his place to say so he kept his mouth shut.

Poor Jason would be heartbroken if he knew after all.

So for what other reason was this arrangement made under? Kon couldn’t quite tell. Sure he knew they didn’t like Tim, but if Bruce disliked his best friend and wanted to get rid of him, why hadn’t he promised to wed him to any of them? Kon was sure Cassie or Bart would be up for it, or even Miguel and Cissie? So why?

Kon is angry, furious, horrified about this whole uncovered plot.

Bart and Cassie aren’t any different. 

Tim of course doesn’t know, and if Kon gets his way he never will.

“Maybe this is a misunderstanding?” Someone says.

Kon turns to glare at Miguel. ‘How naive’ he thinks. ‘How little you know.’

“It’s not a misunderstanding dude,” Bart jumps out of his chair, a stack of paper in hand which he promptly shoves at the other hero. “Read.”

Miguel does. Eyes quickly skimming over the report Bart’s spy had so generously provided them. And it’s a lot but the front page summarizes must of it.

Batman had visited the league, him and Ra’s had talked.

“And Ra’s said he’ll back off if he got Tim,” Miguel reads out loud. “What the--”

His eyes are wide as he throws paper after paper over his shoulder trying to grasp the context of the file. Bart is darting behind him catching each flying paper, spluttering in indignation as he does so. 

“Can you not do this!”

“That’s exactly what Tim’s siblings should have said to Bruce!” Miguel bursts out, eyes as wide as dinner plates. “How could he just promise him Tim! My Ti-- I mean our Tim! He could have given him anything else..... like that Jason fellow!”

“Dude, that’s not---”

“Like Ra’s didn’t even ask for Tim specifically!” Throwing another three leaflets he points at a paragraph on page fifteen. “He just alludes to it, so why did Bruce decide to give him--”

“Cuz he probably did that weird thing with his eyes,” Cassie scoffs, demonstrating the action by wiggling her brows and squinting her eyes in that distinct way Ra’s always-- “Batman,” she slurs. “I have missed a certain someone’s company~”

Kon feels sick. Miguel turns green and Bart grimaces. 

Yeah, that did not need to happen.

“Don’t ever do that again,” Kon tells her, eyes watering with pained memories. “Just.... don’t.”

She snorts. “I’m just saying.”

“Yeah don’t,” Miguel mutters. “There is already enough memories about that guy burned in our heads I rather you not add to it.”

Trauma was really a powerful thing.

“So,” Bart interrupts Kon musing. “What are we going to do about this?”

Kon folds his arms. “We need to confront them. No way we can let this go through. I think the reason why Bruce agreed so readily to this exchange was cuz he hates Tim’s guts and wants to get rid of him.”

“But Tim is so wonderful,” Miguel mutters. “Why would anyone want to get rid of him?”

Shrugging, Kon grimaces. “Beats me. The bats are a strange bunch. Anyways, it doesn’t really matter now. We just have to go there and,” his reaches out and clenches and unclenches his fists

“Squash their heads?” Cassie guesses.

“What, no!” Kon snaps.

“Kidnap Beelzebub and hold him for ransom till they change their minds?” Bart pipes up.

Kon shakes his head, pauses and shakes it again. “No, but that’s a good one. Hold that thought.”

“Talk to them reasonable and maybe.... hopefully it’s all a misunderstanding?”

Oh Miguel, you innocent naive, Tim loving soul you. “Fuck no,” Kon mutters. “We can trust their evil conniving hearts. When dealing with the bats always assume the worst.”

“Then what?” Bart asks, half of the papers clutches to his chest while the others dangle from Miguel’s hands.

“We confront them, threaten them,” Kon starts. “And if they won’t take it back, we...” snapping his fingers he points at Bart--. “We kidnap the gremlin and threaten to squash his head.”

Cassie looks both annoyed and skeptical, but the other two look onboard so Kon grins. “Sounds like a plan?”

They nod, he nods back. “Let’s go then and break that engagement before Tim wakes up for his hourly coffee!!”

A shouts of yeah ok and yes and oh God sounds all around, but Kon is glad for the general moral optimism. Maybe this exchange with the batfamily wouldn’t end in a disaster. 

Kon had to thank Prue later for providing Bart this crucial intel. Without her, they would have never known of this evil scheme. 

@miss-choco-chips Do take it from here! 

[zambie-trashart]

Land of the Free and Home the Wayne pt 4

Another chapter today cause I’m a queen.

Previous Chapter

Masterlist

Chapter Summary: Bruce takes the kids to Wayne Enterprises for a tour. Too bad the Waynes never get a break.

The drive was peaceful and there wan’t a lot of talking in the limo with the batkids, Jon, Chloe, Marinette, Sabrina, Adrien, Nino, and Nathaniel. The other limo was total chaos. Screaming, crying, swears, curses thrown in Marinette’s direction, threats, and some of them were even mixed together, like swear curse threats. 

They arrived at the tall building in the middle of the city that loomed down on them like the Eiffel Tower. Marinette couldn’t wait to get inside and look around but Lila fell out of the limo next to Marinette and started crying.

“Miss. Bustier Marinette shoved me and I think I broke my ankle,” Lila whined making Jon step out of the limo with Damian and right before the teacher could reprimand Marinette for her behavior Damian interjected.

“Uh, no she didn’t you fell out of the limo on purpose to make Marinette look bad in front of us. The only one who looks bad now is you.” Damian grabbed Marinette by the wrist and took her to the front of the group and grabbed Lila’s shoulder.

“There’s a lot more where that came from liar... oops I meant Lila my bad,” Jon said skipping off to catch up with Damian and the rest of the family.

“This behavior will not be tolerated on the tour so please keep your problems with each other out of these two weeks,” Bruce said already feeling a headache coming on.

They walked inside and Dick, Tim, and Jason all walked over to a special elevator. Dick tried to take Mar’i but she insisted on hanging out with Jon.

“We’ll meet up with you later, Tim said he was gonna show us something right Timmy?” Dick asked and Tim nodded. They had some work to do in reality, they were going to research all of the students and see if there was anything sketchy about any of them.

“Ok boys just don’t bother Barbara she’s been through enough today and she said that quote “if I see any of your boys, I’m quitting my job for good this time.” So just stay away from her office,” Bruce pleaded. He needed Oracle to do her job otherwise he wouldn’t be able to solve cases as fast.

Bruce pulled the kids over to the tour section trying to keep all of them together. Jon and Damian seemed to be filling Mar’i in on something and he didn’t like that his kid was keeping secrets from him. He’d have to pry it out of Jon later the kid wasn’t very good at keeping secrets like Mar’i and Damian. 

An AI voice started speaking as the elevator started climbing the levels and at the last floor a huge bang caught the group off guard. Jon surveyed the shaft and there was someone inside who had cut one of the wires and he moved tot he front starting pry the doors open and Bruce moved up too as well as Mar’i. The three got the door open and the students and teacher rushed out but Jon was stuck in the elevator as it fell 82 floors down.

Nightwing, Red Hood, and Red Robin burst through the windows and caught the elevator with their grapplers.

“There’s someone in my building and I want them out now,” Bruce said translating to his kids: there are a bunch of teens who could get hurt, we need to figure out who’s behind this.

“We’ll take care of it Mr. Wayne, Red Robin go get that kid, Red Hood you stay with them, and I’ll go through the shaft to try and find that guy,” Nightwing said and Mar’i and Damian ducked off to get changed.

Red Robin dropped down the shaft and looked at Jon who was groaning on the floor.

“Did that hurt?” Red Robin asked and Jon just nodded. “Yeah 82 floors is a bit much huh?” RR helped Jon up and to the back room to get changed.

Nightwing chased the culprit and was joined by his daughter and Damian.

They stopped and saw Harley Quinn throwing aside a comically large set of wire cutters. “Where’s Jok...” Nightwing was cut off by a swing to the head from the man in question.

Nightstar’s hands lit up green and Robin pulled his sword out.

“Aw kiddos no need to be so rude, Uncle J just wants to put a smile on your...” Nightstar threw a star bolt at him burning his shirt.

“You know there are innocent kids in this building who just wanted to take a field trip right?” Nightstar asked rolling her eyes. Nightwing stood up and got into position next to his two favorite kids.

“Well you should probably find the bomb that I hit in this building then first!” Joker said laughing before getting a kick to the throat by Nightwing and a leg broken by Nightstar.

Harley went to help her puddin’ but was cut short but a foot to the ribs by Robin.

“Yeah, don’t even think about it.”

Nightwing put a finger to his ears. “Did you guys hear that, there’s a bomb in the building.”

“Superboy’s here, he said he can hear the ticking but since Mr. Wayne put lead in the walls, he can’t see where it is.” Red Robin responded internally cursing his caretaker.

“I can hear it but it might take me a second to get to it,” Superboy said through the coms and Red Hood had his turned up so the class could hear it while he just lounged around feet up.

“Aren’t you going to do something about this?” Alya asked panicked.

“Nah, the others can handle it, all they need me for is intimidation and speaking of which. Sit down you brats and stop freaking out...” Red Hood was interrupted by screaming on the coms.

“What’s happening over the Red Robin?” Nightwing asked.

“We found the bomb, unfortunately I can’t disable it and it has twenty, nineteen yeah it’s got seconds left.”

“Screw it.”

“Superboy where are you going!” Red Robin screamed and Superboy never responded but the students saw a red blur flying into the sky with a large device and then saw a giant explosion.

“HOLY SHIT!” Red Hood yelled running to the stairs and down as fast as possible. The students then saw the same blur falling out of the sky and Marinette ran out of the room, transformed, and swooped in with enough time to save him from hitting the ground.

She placed him down and Nightstar and Robin where the only ones there to see it.

“Superboy! Can you hear me?” Robin asked shaking his friend. He was still breathing.

“Wait, who are you?” Nightstar asked grabbing Ladybug’s wrist.

“I’m just a hero trying to make her way in this world just like the rest of you,” Ladybug said before swinging away and the older three of the Batfamily ran over to the sidewalk and Superboy coughed up some smoke and rolled on his side.

“I’m never doing that again,” he said and the bats all let out a sigh of relief.

“Come on, let’s get you back to the manor,” Nightwing said picking him up and carrying him to the batmobile which had arrived a few minutes prior. 

The students had all gone back to the manor too after getting a small history lesson. The kids had all come up from the batcave except for Jon who had stayed behind for a while.

Adrien and Marinette were sitting in one of the various living rooms talking about how reckless she was using her powers outside of Paris and almost getting herself exposed.

“It was scary Adrien, I thought that boy was going to die, I had to save him,” Marinette said face in her hands. 

“You should get some sleep Marinette, tomorrow is a new day,” Adrien said and she got up and walked to her temporary room flopping into bed. 

Adrien sat in the chair for a while longer and he heard a noise and saw the clock open and Jon step out rubbing his face before putting the glasses back on and noticed Adrien and looked at him in horror.

“Did you just walk out of a clock?” Adrien asked and Jon panicked and pulled Adrien to the nearest door before opening it up.

“Of course it’s a damn closet, well whatever.” Jon pushed Adrien in and held a hand over his mouth standing on his toes to reach. “You can’t tell anyone what you just saw and if the Wayne’s knew about this they would kill me!” Jon whisper yelled in case there were any other students taking a late night walk around the manor.

“Yeah, I won’t tell anyone, I promise,” Adrien said starting to figure things out. Jon relaxed and buried his head in Adrien’s chest sighing. Jon and Adrien stood there for a few seconds before Jon stood up “straight” and pushed the door open and saw Damian standing in the living room and he looked over at them.

“What were you two doing in there?”

JPS:  @wannajointhecrabcult @loveswifi @ash-amg @thatonecroc@mochegato @mochinek0 @toodaloo-kangaroo @liquid-luck-00@ive-tumbled-down-a-rabbit-hole

Tag list: @abrx2002 @finallyaniguana @danielslilangel@chocolateherringtacofan @animegirlweeb @fleur-de-jasmin-fdj@pawsitivelymiraculous @justcourttee @ayamestudios@greenteacz@thornalchemist23 @vixen-uchiha@readeracctagmepls @tomanyfandomsinmymind @t1dwarrior-of-earth@michaelshadow7779 @i-is-mysterious

[greycappedjester]

Hello 👋 How are things going? First I just want to write that you have amazing creativity and super writing skills and you are so sweet for answering our nagging ;) questions. I hope you can answer a question of mine... What does Slade think of every individual in the Bat-Family and the Titans? I just reread the chapter where Slade was telling his few thoughts on Kory to Dick so I'm guessing Slade has his own opinions of the people in Dick's life

Hey, thanks for the ask!

Hmmm, so, I don’t think Slade really thinks about the Titans and Batfamily a lot except for how they relate to Dick. So, all of these opinions will likely be filtered through that or how they would do in a battle. (I’m going to focus on the original Titans here just because the newer Titans I really, really don’t think he has much of an opinion about other than a “liability vs. threat” analysis where Kara and Bart are the clear ones he views as the maximum threats, biggest liability would be whatever member is most reliant on mechanical equipment that could be taken out by gunfire)

Titans:

Will: Slade’s aware of the previous drug problem and brainwashing (one because he was told and the other because he does research). He also knows about Will’s role in the Roy-Luthor mess of Year 5. His opinions are likely that Will has a good head on his shoulder, overly reliant on bows which can be broken--currently Slade probably as a detached negative view that Will he “limits himself” by staying in home city. Conclusion: factor in Red Arrow’s possible involvement as a reserve member but does not necessarily view as a key threat.

Jade: Another assassin (although former). Compared to the rest, she’s dangerous so better to avoid or have occupied. If have to fight, it’s better to take her out from a distance since knives are close range and throwing knives have a limit on how many she can throw without running out. Conclusion: One of the Titans major threats.

Garth: Atlantian, easily manipulated (Slade has this opinion due to the Terra thing so not a full and accurate assessment of Garth, who’s changed since then). Not as major of a threat, use heat and dry conditions.

Zatanna: Magic’s versatile so dangerous, better to deal with from afar but if need be, Zatanna is one of the comparatively less trained in hand-to-hand combat

Raquel: Competent hand to hand fighter, her and Zatanna were still the least experienced in fighting when Slade first met them in Year 3 so he likely doesn’t view Raquel as a major threat. Easiest way to defeat would be aiming for her equipment that she relies on for power.

Donna: This is probably Slade’s most developed opinion when it comes to the Titans because she is Dick’s second in command which means, for Slade, and important person to take notice of. Slade likely has a cautiously good opinion of her as an opponent. She’s reasonable, makes good tactical calls, hard to manipulate/distract, well-trained, and she as Amazonian powers. 

All in all, I think Slade considers Donna and Jade to be Dick’s biggest assets as far as the OG Titans go. Probably has the least favorable opinion of Will.

Batfam:

Tim: Smart kid, but still a kid. Has more respect for Tim for his support skills (hacking, finding information, tactical analysis) than his field skills where Tim is the least trained of the Batfam and still carries the most innocent/naive opinion of the world. (That’s not in general, just....Jason, Barbara, and a Dick all would be much, much more likely to handle psychologically damaging cases than handing them to Tim. Tim’s still 16 in this universe and has a lot of older family members that care about him). For Slade, he thinks that kid’s going to grow up to be a major tactical threat but might always have that more naive world view which will dampen the impact.

Jason: Slade approves of Jason’s more ruthless nature and thinks he’s smart. Also thinks he’s the one most easily led by emotions (keeping in mind, Slade does know about the incident with Jason’s mom in Year 4). Dangerous but best way to handle is emotional manipulation.

Barbara: Likely Slade views Barbara as the most dangerous because he knows that she is great at support (hacking, intel gathering), has a good head on her shoulders, and is well-trained. He also knows that Dick doesn’t shield her from things as much as he does his little brothers so knows that Barbara (much like Donna in the Titans) functions on a much more equal-partnership level.

Alfred: Slade’s researched his background so knows Alfred is dangerous; but, also knows Alfred keeps to the manor. Slade’s general opinion: Could be dangerous but is too uninvolved too worry about. Slade typically has the lowest opinion of people he thinks are limiting their effectiveness, especially when he doesn’t agree with their reasons (like: Will and Alfred). It doesn’t help that he knows Alfred helped raise Bruce and Dick which....(is continued in next one)

Bruce: Slade, to put it bluntly, does not like Bruce Wayne. Unfortunately, he also knows tat he can’t push Dick that hard on getting him to abandon Bruce’s code without it backfiring on Slade spectacularly. 

So, I actually have Slade’s thoughts from a short story somewhere so here’s a quote. 

“In all honesty, Slade doesn’t particularly like Batman. He was intelligent, sure. A decent enough fighter with an excellent use of psychological warfare. If Slade had met him in a fight while the man was still alive, he’s sure it would make for a good match. But like him? No.

Bruce Wayne was too much the type of man who lived by rigid rules and a view of the world so black and white it was almost childlike. He chained himself in with tight principles because if he ever broke them, he wouldn’t know how to put them back together.

What it all led to was a view of the world as inflexible as it was simplistic enough to make Slade feel like he was reading a fucking fairytale.

Wayne raised his ward to have the same approach.

But, Dick Grayson is not Bruce Wayne.”

Anyway, those are what I think Slade’s opinions are for the story. Not entirely accurate about who the characters actually are, but filtered through his view of liability vs threat.

[m00nslippers]

@phantomchick

You raise a lot of good points, phantomchick. I hope I’m not being presumptuous by addressing them in a post.

You’re right, Jason is being portrayed as vaguely villainous, but he hasn’t actually done anything especially wrong here, aside from lock up Penguin, which is still probably a step up from trying to kill him. His set up, the way he has crew is vaguely mafia-like and the way he got the casino was probably only semi-legitimate (I’m assuming he swept in and bought it after Penguin ‘disappeared’, at worst probably strong armed a few people to back off the purchase”) He definitely looks like an organized criminal, but he is doing mostly legitimate business, shows that he isn’t going to kill off any random criminal that bothers him by letting the little gangsters go, and his plan is to take apart Penguin’s original organization. So at this point, I wouldn't say he is doing anything bad.

BUT, you’re suggestion about the Die Hard quote is very interesting to me and I think you’ve probably uncovered the intended arc here, that Jason is going to fall to be much closer to a villain than he has since UtH. He quotes a villain there, and the implication that he’s not necessarily going after Penguin for the right reasons and the fact that even Suzie is questioning him I think is pointing that way. Jason has been essentially a crime boss before in UtH and after it, and I can understand you not wanting him to go back to that characterization, but honestly as long a he’s not killing innocent people, that doesn’t bother me personally. That’s actually my favorite version of Jason. I like that he is willing to go to extremes, to ‘fight fire with fire,’ you might say. As he was with the batfamily, he was just one more vigilante, there was nothing interesting about him. This actually gives him something back now. I think it’s probably also going to end up being his undoing though, as you’re suggesting, so we’ll see how that works out. I’m actually kind of interested to see that, actually. I mean Bruce always comes at Jason with the ‘killing is bad’ thing and that just doesn’t resonate with Jason, if he learns a different lesson here, that could actually make an impact on him.

The thing about Bizarro, I see what you’re saying, I got a hint of that too, that he mentioned Miguel and Bizarro in the same breath too soon and was like, ‘he’s a smarter version’ as if he traded up, but I think that was unintentional. I’m fairly sure Lobdell just made some bad choices in wording and that wasn’t the idea behind the statement. He’s trying to draw parallels between Jason’s relationship with Bizarro and with his relationship with Miguel, that it’s an older brother-type relationship where he is protecting someone younger and less experienced than him but who is also probably more powerful than him. He’s their emotional anchor. I think it’s a bit much that Lobdell thinks he can just short-cut his way to that by making the comparison, but I don’t think it’s indicative of anything about Jason.

To be fair about Suzie Su, all of that happened in the New 52, and I think Suzie is being rebranded a bit here in Rebirth, like a soft retcon. So far in Rebirth she’s been given much more humanization “characterization marches on” type of thing. Like I’m not sure how relevant that stuff is anymore, but even if it did still happen, Jason would be a pretty big hypocrite not to forgive her if she is honestly turning over a new leaf and ‘going legitimate’. Jason forgives people who are genuinely repentant, he just doesn’t believe in allowing people to keep living and committing crimes when they have no intention of stopping. Bruce believes in prison as a punishment, but Jason believes in ultimatums: stop or die, kind of thing. If they choose to stop, then they don’t have to die.

Eh, I don’t think throwing those guys out was a big deal. It was probably a harrowing experience for those guys being rolled all the way to the docs in a purple sphere of bricks, but they weren’t hurt or threatened, and it was probably a more effective way to deal with it than a simple talking to. They probably would have expected they were talking to rich guy son of Bruce Wayne, Jason Todd, and tried to threaten or beat him up and then he’d have had to hurt them and kick them out anyway. 

So I think you’ve got a few legitimate concerns, but I mean we’ll just have to see. Like I said as long as Jason doesn’t start killing innocent people, I don’t think I’ll be upset by whatever happens, but that’s me. I like a more villainous Jason, but that might not be for everyone. On the other hand him accidentally getting innocent people killed seems kind of likely so...that sucks. I’m not judging yet. I mean Lobdell’s track record is spotty at best, but at least he doesn’t usually throw the main character completely under the bus so I don’t think he’ll mess Jason up too bad.

I hope.

[thealtoduck]

I posted 282 times in 2021

165 posts created (59%)

117 posts reblogged (41%)

For every post I created, I reblogged 0.7 posts.

I added 336 tags in 2021

#x male reader - 73 posts

#male reader - 63 posts

#x male reader fluff - 39 posts

#dc x male reader - 29 posts

#dc comics x male reader - 28 posts

#batfam x male reader - 22 posts

#x male reader headcanons - 22 posts

#male reader fluff - 21 posts

#x male!reader - 21 posts

#batfamily x male reader - 18 posts

Longest Tag: 56 characters

#high school musical the musical the series x male reader

My Top Posts in 2021

#5

Incorrect Batfam x Male reader quotes

(I’m basing this on a fic i did that if you want to you can read here: Being the son of Killer Moth and becoming the new Spoiler…)

———

Y/n answering phone: Hello?

Killer: I see you.

Y/n:

Killer:

Y/n:…

Killer:…

Y/n: Do i look good?

———

Y/n: What are you five?

Jason: Yeah, five feet taller than you.

Y/n:

Jason:

Y/n:

Jason: Please don’t kill me.

———

Y/n: *hugs Tim*

Tim: Aww thanks, i didn’t know you cared so-

Y/n: *flips Tim and slams him on the ground* Don’t ditch me on a mission ever again.

Damian watching proudly in the background: :)

———

Dick: What is your biggest weakness?

Y/n: I can be uncooperative.

Dick: Okay, can you give me an example?

Y/n: No

———

Y/n: Why’d you get jumped?

Damian: I don’t know should i go ask them?

Damian: I swear you ask the dumbest questions.

Y/n:

Y/n: It was probably that attitude.

———

Tim: *has any kind of accident*

Stephanie and Y/n:

442 notes • Posted 2021-09-06 19:49:41 GMT

#4

Jason, admiring Y/n from a distance training shirtless: He could end my life and i’d thank him.

Tim and Damian, tired of the obvious longing: We’d thank him too.

448 notes • Posted 2021-09-30 19:55:02 GMT

#3

*Jason teaching Y/n to drive but they get pulled over by a cop*

Y/n: Oh no! I can’t go to jail i’m too pretty i won’t last a day!

Y/n: No..no, i’ll lift weights, i’ll get really muscular.

Y/n, starts speaking in weird deep voice: My voice will get really deep. I’ll run the place.

*The cop knocks on the car window and Y/n rolls down the window to speak with him*

Y/n, still in weird deep voice: hI oFficEr

Jason: *torn between laughter and confusion*

469 notes • Posted 2021-09-24 20:05:24 GMT

#2

Meeting Peter and being the oldest child in the Addams Family…

Peter Parker X Male Reader

Warnings: None

N/n = Nickname

Summary: Peter goes to inspect some suspicious activity but that suspicious activity is your family…

(A/N: The Addams Family mansion is located in central park in this because that’s it’s location in the musical, and it’s the closest location to Peter.)

——

Peter was sitting and spying on the scary looking mansion inside central park. It had a very creepy vibe to it, it looked like a classic Scooby Doo type mansion that housed some kind of ghost or vampire.

He really wanted to see it up close and see if there was anything strange about it.

Eventually he gave in to his curiosity and swung to the mansion to check it out. Peter landed on it noiselessly, but just as he was about to start sneaking around his spider-sense was triggered.

But it was to late, a trap door opened beneath him and he fell right in to a chair, he then felt his arms get trapped to the chair by a pair of metal shackles.

Before he could react he saw two small dark figures in front of him. They walked towards him, when they came in to the light he saw them.

It was a small scary looking girl with her hair in two braids and next to her was a round faced boy who didn’t look as scary.

”Look Pugsley, we have an intruder” she said in a very emotionless tone, she walked towards Peter and before he could stop her she pulled off his mask revealing his face to them. ”What game should we play with the intruder?” she asked.

”Henry the eight?” the boy suggested in a far more innocent tone than the girl. The girl smiled and said ”Very well, go and bring a good sword while i keep our guest company”.

Peter at this point was genuinly scared of these kids.

The boy started running towards the door but before he reached it, it opened and there was a taller figure entering the room. ”Wednesday, Pugsley, what are you doing up here?” The new figure spoke.

”Nothing” the boy who was apparently named Pugsley said innocently. The new figure continued to walk in, soon he reached the light and Peter’s breath was almost pulled from his body.

You were the most gorgeous person he had ever seen, which felt slightly weird as you might be about to kill him. ”Wednesday, who’s this?” you asked.

”He’s an intruder who fell in from the roof trap door, we are gonna play Henry the eight with him” she explained, then she asked ”Tell me Y/n is he more of a Anne Boleyn or Katherine Howard to you?”.

”Don’t be ridiculous Wednesday, you and Pugsley can go play in the basement, Lurch just installed the new electric chair” you said, which made your siblings start beaming and run off towards the basement.

You smiled at their antics and then directed your attention back to the the boy in front of you. ”Hello, what may your name be?” you asked with a small smile.

The brown haired boy seemed shocked but then answered ”I’m Spider-Man”. ”Pleasure, I’m Y/n Addams”.

You then moved closer to him which made him flinch, but he then noticed you moved towards the shackles that were holding him to the chair.

You unlocked them and set him free. ”Thanks” he said awkwardly as he was still slightly frightend of everything that was happening.

”Let me escort you out… Oh and by the way if you see a lose hand running around by it self don’t be frightend he’s really nice” you said and led Spider-Man through the mansion.

You stopped by the kitchen and asked ”Would you like something to drink? Arsenic? Cyanide?”. He just stared at you and you remembered that most people don’t drink things they can die from. ”Oh yeah… right… I meant water” you quickly said with a smile.

Spider-Man just contiued staring at you for a moment but then answered ”Uh… no thank you”.

You led him towards the entrance where your mother and father were standing. Your mother looked at Spider-Man and said ”Now who is this?” in her regular low voice.

”Is he your boyfriend N/n?” Your father asked. ”No father he is not and mother his name is Spider-Man” you answered and said ”Spider-Man these are my parents Gomez and Morticia Addams”, Spider-Man gave them a friendly small wave as you walked past them to the door.

You opened the door for Spider-Man who walked out and you followed him on the walkway to the gate to the mansion.

”I’m sorry, i just dropped in on you and thank you for saving me from your siblings” he said feeling the need to thank you for all your help.

You were quick to answer ”Don’t mention it i had a lot of fun showing you around the mansion, it was almost like having a friend over”.

”Do you have lots of friends?” Peter asked without thinking first.

”I don’t have any friends, me and my family can be a bit much for some people, i don’t blame my family of course there just being themselves” you answered which broke Peter’s heart in to tiny pieces.

”Well i can be your friend” Spider-Man suggested. ”That’s very nice of you, i’d appreciate that” you said and gave him smile.

”My real name is Peter by the way, Peter Parker” he explained and started putting his mask back on as you got closer to the gate.

”It was nice meeting you Peter, you can come visit anytime you want” you said as the gate opened.

”I will” Peter said and left.

The next day when Peter told Mr Stark about his meeting with you and the Addams family, he was suprised to know that Tony knew who they were.

”Kid, that Y/n guy’s father is the second richest guy in New York City after me, he’s somehow worth about 2 billion dollars even though the family is a total nutjob” Tony informed him.

Peter felt the need to defend the nutjob comment ”Well… they are atleast kind nutjobs”

638 notes • Posted 2021-08-07 00:35:32 GMT

#1

I love you

Peter Parker x Male Reader

Warnings: Smut, loss of virginity, anal sex, top!Peter, fingering, unprotected sex.

Summary: You and Peter are chilling and decide to take the next step in your relationship.

(A/N: This takes place in the same universe as two of my other fics where reader is basically Tony’s adopted son and is part of the Avengers but this can be read independentally… but you should check out those fics too… here’s a link to part 1: Your basically a male version of Mercy from Overwatch and dating Peter Parker…)

(A/N 2: Imma be completely honest i dont write smut a lot so this might be terrible)

——

You and Peter chilled on the couch in your pyjamas inside the Parker’s apartment having a 80s movie marathon. The two of you lay cuddling like your life depended on it. You were lucky that aunt May was working a night shift so the two of you got some privacy.

If you had decided to have your marathon back at the compound Tony would have found some excuse to not let you be alone together at the compound so ”teenage hormone fueled activites” would not happen.

For example one time when you were watching the Alien movies and Tony forced Vision to join you so that he could ”learn more about human interaction” and ”experience the greatness that is Alien”. Vision then proceeded to point out every stupid decision the characters made in the movie, which you and Peter found really funny.

The only reason Tony had agreed to you sleeping over at Peter’s place was that he thought May would be there to make sure there was no funny business. So you may or may not have told a little lie so that you and Peter would get some alone time.

You continued watching the movie as the alien brutally attacked the crewmates on board the spaceship, but all of a sudden you felt a sensation on your neck as Peter planted a kiss on it. You turned your head towards Peter and your lips met in a passionate kiss.

You and Peter changed position so that you were now beneath him as the two of you made out. Both of your hands started to wander over the others body. You felt one of Peter’s hands starting to slip under your shirt but Peter stopped himself and asked ”Are you okay with this?”.

You smiled at your sweet loving boyfriend and said ”Yeah” and you then returned his question ”Are you?”. ”Yes” Peter said trying to hide his excitement. You felt Peter’s hand slip furter up under your shirt.

He and you then worked together to strip off your shirt. Then you pulled his off as well and your bare chests met for the fourth time. Yes, fourth time you and Peter have had some steamy make out sessions before when Tony was too busy to be a helicopter parent.

Peter hands then moved down to your pyjama pants, he started untying the knot to them and slipped them off your legs, showing the noticable bulge in your underwear. Peter then worked his way up your body again by leaving kisses from your stomach up to your lips.

His hand then started rubbing you bulge slightly causing you to let out a small moan. Soon Peter’s pyjama pants were also on the floor and there was only one layer of clothing keeping you from being naked in each others arms.

”Do you want to go further than this?” you asked him, he opened his mouth and said ”Yes… but just as long as you want to” he made sure to let you know in his tone of voice that if you didn’t want to go further you didn’t have too.

”I want to” you said and your hands slid down to your underwear and you pulled them off slowly, after they were off Peter leaned forward and kissed you and said ”You look so beautiful”.

You layed down on the couch and spread your legs slightly giving Peter his first view of ALL of you. Peter then leaned over you and your make out session continued and Peter now being allowed to touch wherever he wanted.

His hands were now starting to touch your ass and his hand slipped over your crack. ”Tell me if you want me to stop, okay?” Peter said and you nodded. He then reached your virgin hole and slowly started pushing a finger inside you causing you let out a few noices from the pain that soon turned to pleasure.

He then added another finger and started streching you out. You moaned from the pleasure and then decided that you were ready.

”Peter, i’m ready” you said and his eyes were glowing with the love shared between the two of you. ”Are you ready?” you asked and Peter nodded and slipped of his underwear and climbed on top of you and lined his dick up with your enterance.

He then slowly pushed inside you with his huge member slipping into your hole. You both let out moans from the sudden intense pleasure you were feeling. Your fingers dug into Peter’s back as he continued pushing all the way in and your legs wrapped around him.

Soon he was all the way in letting you get used to the feeling off all of him inside you. Then he slowly pulled out again and pushed back in again. Peter then whispered to you ”You feel so good around me Y/n, your doing amazing”.

Your hands slipped further down Peter’s back and onto his nice round ass cheeks. You couldn’t help rubb circles on them. You then said to Peter ”Peter, you feel so good” as you continued your passionate love making.

Peter then started moving at a slightly faster as he pushed in and out of you making you moan louder. He was leaving a lot of hickies on your neck as he plowed into you. ”Oh…Peter” you moaned as you clenched around his big cock. You could feel that you were close.

Peter’s thrusts were becoming more passionate as you clenched around him and you heard Peter mutter ”So tight”. Peter then reached down to your member and started stroking your dick. ”Peter make me yours” you said needily as Peter continued thrusting.

”Peter, I’m gonna cum” you said and Peter was quick to reply ”Me too baby”. After only a few more roll of Peter’s hips you came all over his and yours stomach. Peter continued moving in and out of you and you said ”Cum inside me Peter”.

And that was all Peter needed as you felt him release his hot load deep inside you. The two of you laid there resting for a moment until Peter slowly pulled out of you, picked you up and carried you bridalstyle into his bedroom and laid you down on his bed.

He walked back out into the living room and collected all your clothes and came back in to his room. He threw your clothes on the floor and climbed into bed right next to you. He pulled a blanket over the two of you and wrapped his arms around your waist.

”I love you Peter”

”I love you too Y/n”

680 notes • Posted 2021-08-20 22:30:12 GMT

Get your Tumblr 2021 Year in Review →