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Of Saints and Sinners art request - Lucifer playing with Alastor's shadow minions 😌
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SOMEONE MAKE FANART OF ELF!ALASTOR!
THIS IS NOT A DRILL FAN ARTIST GO GO GO
HE'S IS A ELF!!!!!!!
Alastor sold his soul to Santa Claus.
@nkirukaj @firecrackerhh @michaelasworlds-blog @nunalastor @redvexillum
#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel fandom#hazbin alastor#alastor#alastor the radio demon#alastor hazbin hotel#amir talai#hazbin hotel art#christmas#hazbin hotel artist#hazbin hotel fanart
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" Not a single thought behind those eyes. "
Art by yours truly !
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Omf how about a fix where asthmas antlers fall off and reader collects it and puts it on the cat version of him for shits and giggles
An Angry Deer and New Horns
Cursed Cat Alastor
FT. Alastor x GN!Reader
TW: Alastor being angry, Antlers shedding.
Alastor growled and groaned as you helped get the velvet off of his old horns, jacket thrown on his armchair and his shirt unbuttoned as sweat had stuck to his skin. Placing the tools down on your lap, you grabbed the rag from the small bowl of cold water that was seated next to Alastor on the ground. Ringing the extra water out of the rag before carefully wiping his head and neck. Before small tip taps made its presence known causing Alastor to growl, “..how did the cat get in here?” He whispered out leaning his head back into you. You hummed feeling as the cat climbed up on the chair staring at you before Alastor letting out an audible laugh from a laugh track. One that seemed like it had come from his cane, Alastor snarled, going to stand up shakily, a loud static echoing around the room.
You carefully grabbed his hands guiding him to sit back down, “Relax Al, he just wants to get under your skin.” You whispered, allowing him to get comfortable once more before you leaned down and kissed his head. He let out a grunt, as you grabbed the tools once more. “Just pay attention to me, Dear.” He closed his eyes, holding onto your leg once more. The laughter became louder before stopping as a soft hiss was heard, a small paw tapping your shoulder. You glanced towards the cat who tapped your shoulder more letting a louder hiss, “Hold on..let me help Alastor with his horns” Finishing with his velvet you carefully grabbed the rag to wash away the blood that had dripped down his face. Alastor grunted out as he snapped his fingers, taking his shirt off completely as he leaned into your hands. “Just relax okay? It’s over.” You whispered out before focusing on the cat who had now made its way to lay half its body on your shoulder.
Your hand reached up to carefully pet its head as a static like purr had escaped its throat. As your other hand had scratched between his horns carefully, as his breathing had slowly evened out, his head lulling to the side as he slowly fell asleep against you. You sit back on the chair letting out a yawn but stay awake to keep an eye over Alastor to make sure nothing happens especially when he is in a vulnerable state. You turn your attention back to the cursed cat in your lap who was once again laying down loaf style.
As your hand scratched at Alastor’s head your fingers knocked up against one of his antlers, causing him to jump in his sleep and huffed before the antler had fallen off onto your lap which had landed on the poor cat. A soft hiss escaped the cat before it focused on the door staring off into space, you snickered and picked up the fallen antler before slowly putting it against the cat’s head, “Double the antlers~” you whispered out, causing the cat to look up at you. Giving you a look of ‘are you fucking kidding me?’ and a mixture of amusement.
You looked away for one moment and in that one movement you felt the antlers get ripped out of your hand, the little pitter patter of tiny paws running towards the closed and locked door. You cursed and hissed knowing if you moved to get up Alastor would wake up in a grumpy mood. Alastor’s shadow moved towards the door quickly stopping the cat in its tracks of trying to escape, moving it back towards the chair you were sitting on. You reached down and scooped the cat up, making it drop the antlers in return and holding it up into the air. “You’re in air jail now.” you whispered, causing it to growl and hiss out, swiping it’s paws at you in protest.
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It was a couple hours later when Alastor had woken up, shaking his head and grumbling at how his head started to feel more light- he reached up and noticed that he didn’t have horns. His eyes glanced over how you were slouched down in the armchair softly snoring away, he slowly got up to pick you up and move you into the bed that sat in your room. He stopped seeing how the cat was shaking and hissing in anger, static sounding from it.
His smile grew thin as he let out an evil chuckle, seeing as his now fallen off horns were taped to this cat’s head. His neck snapped to the side as loud static echoed through the room. “...now what do we have here?” He growled out moving closer to the cat that stepped further into the corner drool dripping from its grin, “A thief are we? First you steal my darling doe’s affection and now you steal my antlers?"
He growled and looked back down at you before chuckling deeply, “I guess this is a punishment for being a thief,” He said picking you up and holding your sleeping body close as he moved you from the armchair to your bed easily. He snapped his fingers, his shirt back on his torso as he fixed the buttons on it, his gaze returning to the cat standing shaking in anger. He shook his head, his ears flickering as he moved towards the armchair he had silently claimed as his own.
He grabbed his book and crossed his legs as he began reading, unaffected by the fact the cat was glaring at him from across the room.
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can you make more cursed cats head cannons please maybe where cat reader got pregnant and maybe see how normal Alastor, Lucifer and Adam would react to finding out cat reader is pregnant 🤰? I love your little cursed cats head cannons and I was hoping for more please
thank you hope you have a great rest of your day
Alastor, Lucifer, and Adam x cat reader (separate)
BAHAHA
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You’ve gotten bigger lately. Not to say you’re fat but just noticeably bigger. Lucky, for plot reasons there is a vet in hell. Surprise: it’s kittens not kibble.
Alastor
He wasn’t exactly pleased about this development. “As soon as they can open their eyes we are selling all of them” then you bit him and hissed. No chance you’re getting rid of your kittens. He lights a fire specifically for you to lay by. Gives you treats but pretends he didn’t.
Lucifer
Carries you everywhere. Feeds you people food because his baby deserves the best. Seriously he pampers you. Like rubbing lotion on your toe beans to make sure you don’t get hurt. He also brushes your fur and scratches you in all the right spots. Paints your nails and stuff.
Adam
Hunts down the cat that got you pregnant. Unacceptable. “Cough up the child support, bitch.” He also carries you everywhere. Extremely protective. Uses one of those cat backpacks. After you give birth, he gets you spayed IMMEDIATELY.
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Hi wait okay hear me out please what
okay here me out… what about alastor, Lucifer and Adam and their s/o meeting their fandom counterparts cat alastor, cat luci, and tiny Adam? Maybe even they and their fandom counterparts meet readers fandom counterpart like cat yn and what they think about the counterparts? Just a thought have a good day! 👍😁
Oh 100% on board for this one.
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•Lucifer•
He picks up the cat and holds it up by his armpits. He dosnt really know what to do with it. The cat licks his hand and he refuses to put it down for the rest of the day. It’s his baby. When it does get put down, it yells at him. It gets put in a duck outfit and its favorite toy is a rubber duck with a bell in it. They are inseparable. It hisses at Al whenever he goes near Lucifer or Charlie(esp. Charlie)
•Alastor•
Alastor isn’t really a cat person but at least it’s not a dog. It hisses at everyone who walks by except for Charlie and Rosie. Him and the cat just kinda co-exist. The occasional biscuits on Al’s lap are appreciated. When Al is in bed it crawls onto his head(much to his dismay) and bites, then immediately licks his ears. Al loves the cat but will never admit it. He calls it some variation of “that thing” or “the creature”
•Adam•
The cat tried to hump everything. Adam also holds it by the armpits. I feel like cat Adam would be the pissy-est Persian cat known to man. He made a little version of his bed and put little wings on the cat. “It’s me as a cat and I’m awesome so naturally so is the cat” jumping through hoops just to say “ITS A LITTLE GUY‼️‼️‼️” . Acts like Kwite and their chat. Carries the fucker everywhere in a baby holster.
•the boys meeting cat reader•
Who put these three in a room together? The worst trio known to man. They all fight over who gets your attention. You sit in the corner and watch. You and the other cats are in a cuddle pile. Lucifer cat and Alastor cat are smacking eachother and Adam cat is licking your tail. You trot over to the boys and do the flop over and expose your tummy thing. They are all loving it. Attention whore/j
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Not sure if you mentioned cat Adam or not but this was really silly to write I loved it:) you are CARRYING my inbox rn and I am loving it.
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Quick reminder.
No matter your gender, sexuality, nationality, religion, remember...
YOUR BODY, YOUR CHOICE. NOT HIS CHOICE. NOT HER CHOICE. NOT THEIR CHOICE. YOURS. IF YOU FEEL UNSAFE, NO MEANS NO.
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Alastor x gn reader when it's Alastor who fell for reader first, not the other way around. What Alastor likes about reader the most is their intelligence and almost entertainer-man charisma. Reader is very aware of Alastor's crush and they like to keep him on his toes on whether or not they like him back (they do)
OHHH BOY!!! YES!!! I decided reader is a silent movie actor from the early days of television since “entertainer man” reminded me of it
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You sat in the common room of the hotel, chatting up some random sinner that had wandered in for sanctuary. Suddenly, Alastor pops in, likely to annoy husker. “Alastor! Mon ami!” You shout in his general direction, speaking French because of the fact you remembered his hailing from the French quarter of New Orleans. Alastor, slightly caught off guard, turns around and greets you. “Ah, (____)! Hello my friend.” You roll off the couch into a pose(the one where your head is propped up by your fist and your leg bent and your foot on your knee). “What brings you out of your swamp cave?” You spring to your feet cartoonishly and walk over to him, resting your arm on the wall beside him. He avoids eye contact and the usual static that accompanies him crescendos. “Why, I was just going for a stroll, my dear! Care to join me?” You pull away from the wall and turn around on the ball of your foot. “Oh, I don’t know! I was just planning on staying in and reading.” Technically not a lie, you did quite enjoy reading and you WERE planning on staying in, but at this point you were teasing him. “Well I could join you! A bit of quality time never hurt anyone, hm~?” He draws out the /mm/, sounding a bit silly. You smile and respond “oh, I don’t want to keep you from your plans. I suppose I could join you!” You smile and he…well his face doesn’t really change. You proceed to take a stroll. As you step off the curve to an un-sidewalked street and roll forward, Charlie Chaplin style. “Well arnt you the agile one?” “I pride myself on it, dear!” This catches him off guard. Dear? Oh! “Oh Alastor, my friend, looks like we’ve arrived at Rosie’s!” Oh. Friendzoned. Damn. “Hmh, it seems we have.” “Something wrong, Al?” You smile up at him brightly. He blushes. visibility, actually, blushes. That’s actually quite cute. “Oh, blushing?” He clears his throat. “I HONESTLY don’t know why you would say that.” You place your hands over his on his cane/staff thing and slllooowwwly lean up at him…only to get interrupted by Rosie. “ROSIE! How are you, you absolute DOLL!” DAMN, FOILED AGAIN! Next time.
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This was so fun to write thanks for the req Andrea :D <3/platonic
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BAAAABE
What do you call it when your horny to see somebody but not in the I wanna fuck you way? Like I totally wanna fuck you, I'll make your eyes roll outta your head promise. But y'know... when you want to see somebody and do stuff that... isn't sex?
MY HEART IS HORNY FOR YOU BABE!
SO FUCKING HORNY. IT'S THROBBING! DOKI DOKI OR WHATEVER THE CHINESE SAY
We'll watch movies, you can watch me shred my guitar, you can make me dinner in nothing but an apron and NOT sexual stuff. Hah, I'm so good at this dating shit. Who needs books? Losers that's who.
Miss you Honeycakessweetiepie
ADAM
Credit to @redvexillum for the banner and the idea!
Tagging @circle-of-mushrooms for being the biggest Adam fanboy I know
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The hc of ford being more of a menace than stan is in their teen years lives rent free in my head
(Click image for better quality)
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y’all think belle ever comes home from the village to adam doing shit like this
he still has Beast Posture™️ and has to consciously walk up stairs on two legs instead of all fours
(art by me)
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