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Pillow Princess
Alastor x FEMreader
NSWF MDNI
TW: light Femdom, riding.
It was who he was. The grinning demon first pushed your buttons before pushing your boundaries. Always, constantly, pushing.
Even now, in the bed where you were supposed to be in your element. Where heād finally shut up. He was still, even on his back, grinning up at playfully.
āOh?.ā You ask in quiet anger. Glaring down at the bastard who was always far too full of himself. So what you were pillow princess? Preferring to be serviced, hiding your expressions and muffling your praises gasps in the bed. The egotistical asshole liked being in charge everywhere else, why not in the bedroom even if he had to be tricked into it by bratty behavior.
Somehow thinking he could fuck you into submission. Dumb buck.
But preferring things one way didnāt mean you couldnāt be on top. And, his teasing remark about being a poor bed partner had your cheeks flushing in embarrassment, your eyes hardening to hide the hurt that came with the whiskey aided rambling that had him so casually confess his thoughts.
So you pressed against his chest, forcing his grinning form down into the bed. Ignoring his teasing concessions of ānot mindingā taking charge.
āOh but Allie, youāre right. I was being selfish,ā You purred down at the taller demon giving him a sardonic smirk. Your pink eyes still hard and challenging.
āYou deserve a break from being in charge, let me help you,ā you continue in your honeyed sweet tone. Swinging a leg over him to hover above his lap.
You didnāt usually prefer this. Being in charge, being the object of attention at all. But once againā¦preferenceā¦.as your lover should know doesnāt mean inability. You let your mind wander to the other hotel resident, the casual confidence he exuded and the languid sensual movement in his everyday actions. Letting the memory guide your body, mimicking the pretty visuals the actor had perfected.
Puffing your chest out while simultaneously pressing your bottom down into your lovers excitement earning a surprised hiss and slight glare. His smile straining as his hands went to your hips tightening there.
āCareful what you wish for Allie.ā You tease, bending to press your ample chest to his, and rolling your sopping wetness against him. Forcing Alastor to close his eyes, his face twitching in focus as he sought not to unravel to quickly. Earning a laugh as you say up again, leaning back as your hips swirled over him.
āEyes open pretty buck,ā You cooed, tipping his face up. Grinning down at him as you let him take in the performance. āArenāt you a lucky boy, getting a front row seat to such a rare performance.ā You murmur.
You lean back, letting your hand fall on his thighs as you drag your puffy sex over his weeping length in slow lazy circles. Tipping your head back and moaning, rewarded with your lovers own staticky groan echoed back.
Butā¦this wasnāt all about pleasure. It was about making a pointā¦..
So as you lifted your hips you teased him, guiding his tip over your sex, tracing it over your erogenous areas before notching it at your entrance, perhaps even letting a bit of him in before subtly changing the angle so he fell out and instead pressed back into your clit. Moaning sweetly with each denied entrance, earning a warning growl.
As his hands tightened on your waist further trying to change your angle you tsked, sitting back on his cock and sliding it between your lips. āOh Allie, remember the rules. You wanted me in charge.ā You purr teasingly. āIf you canāt behave you wonāt get to touch.ā You tack on making your lover open his eyes to give you his own unamused glare.
However you just chuckle at the sight, he had asked for this after all. You leaned forward, letting your hands fall to his chest again as you raised up, notching him at your entrance again before shallowly sinking, gasping as his bulbous fleshy tip entered, whimpering at the delicious stretch before you lifted off again.
āDarling if you donāt-ā he began growing more frustrated as you teased him before being cut off as you shallowly fell on his cock again, teasing just the tip of his cock on your entrance, stimulating his most sensitive area.
He bit his lip, his eyes closing at the tightness enveloping him far to briefly, bucking up trying to bury himself in the velvety wetness he was relentlessly teased with.
You panted above him. Your thighs burning as watched him unravel beneath you, his mocking taunts and ever present grin replaced with frustration and need. Silencing the man who wielded words far sharper than a sword, and molded the very landscape of hell with only a microphone. Grinning at the weakness written over his features. Now forcing him to push, to push his hips up trying to get even the smallest bit further into you.
Your slick dripping down his length, sliding over him tauntingly before his eyes. Beautiful, maroon gems opened, finally finally pleading you. And, you generously conceded sliding down slowly to sit flush over him.
Capturing his lips in a kiss that had both of you groaning in sweet relief, eyes closing as your lips moved against each other in a familiar dance. Savoring the sensation of him finally being seated deep within you.
His lips broke first and he pressed his sweat slicked forehead to your own. āBrat.ā He muttered in fond exasperation.
āYou love it,ā you quipped with a smirk, rolling your hips grinding him deeper into you forcing another staticky groan. Knowing heād certainly be punishing you for this later.
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āOf course foreverā and a little bitāā he shook his head, āForever and forever, Lukaā itās not nearly long enough for usāā
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Well friends, here it is, the piece that took me wayyy too long and got me to look at it several times and acknowledge there might be something wrong with me, but my god do I love these two so much.
close ups/info about some of the fics under the cut bc i Love talking. Please ask me about my silly fics it's the only thing I love more than actually writing them.
Blank template by @a-moop (also under the cut)
I posted this template a yeAR ago and got zero responses so i said hey fuck it and did them all myself.
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Oh, we all know What Are the Odds? and Untitled Trash (both on my ao3 if you don't)
We got their first date kiss, the wedding kiss (Julerose wedding ftw), and my favorite Untitled boys cute and skipping patrol.

Sorrow and Rapture is a one-shot where Adrien vanishes for a long time and shows back up with no warning, wanting to get his life back, but everyone has more or less dispersed, all seeking solitude in their own way, but Luka's always had a soft spot for him.
forever (and a little bit) was written bc I was originally going to kill Adrien in Untitled but reaching 300k words in, it felt wrong, so I had to let it out somehow. I joke it's Luka's villain origin but I have zero desire to write anything related to it again.
Bleeding Me Dry is my vampire!AU that's mostly vague ideas about Adrien being the new kid (college type vibes) and joining a vampire hunting guild, when he invites Luka (thinking he has a crush on Marinette (he doesn't)), but they're both vampires. It's some vampire taboo, hidden identity, secrets, all the lot-- but they're also in a band together.

begging for tissues is my Adrien sentimonster-centric one (where's the last chapter, you ask, it's coming, I promise.)
Untitled Trash, my beloved. They're so silly.
Cutting Corners (in Parts) is a series of episode re-writes for season six! It's gonna be (mostly) canon compliant and Luka's got a crush on Adrien. My first one is coming this week and it's a different take on Illustrhater, where Luka comes when Marinette has left Adrien alone (again), because no one knows better how it feels to be left alone on a date with Marinette than Luka Couffaine. First one is Luka perspective, but we'll see if an Adrien one is in the cards.
Remember in seasons 1-3 where there was just. so much accidental and forgotten kissing? I think it should happen again. But like. Lukadrien.

To String You Along is my Bridgerton AU fic where Adrien is a Duke and expected to marry bc his father is pressuring him (we learn why later), but he's not interested in any of the ladies! What he is interested in though, is the viola player who he'd love to get to know better.
love love love Untitled Trash Vipernoir and their fun patrol shenanigans.
Miraculous Drum Corps!!!! This is sUCH a self-indulgent fic, with the Miraculous gang being in a drum corps together (think high level marching band). Gabriel Agreste was hired to create the uniforms and so when Adrien auditions late at April Camp, everyone assumes he got the ballad solo spot bc of that (he didn't, he's just good at playing the mellophone). It's not exclusively Lukadrien being a more general type fic with Lukadrien happening. There's drama and injury, free day adventures, getting yelled at in block, Wayhem and Marinette ending up as seat partners, it's a wild time I am enjoying by myself lol

someone told me they'd give me their first born child for me to finish Reprise, so maybe I'll get to that. I re-read it and I honestly don't know where those words came from though.
Open to Disguise is my cosplay!AU that's honestly so so so silly. It's a season four parallel where Adrien shifts his focus from being excluded as a hero and instead gets into cosplay with the help of Marinette. To shift his focus from being in love with Ladybug, he gets a bad crush on Luka, who he invites to cosplay with him, but with Marinette helping, Luka's still distracted by her (who's in love with Adrien) so it's a reAL love-triangle type situation. It's pretty silly and I love writing Adrien in love and Luka being Polite:tm: but they spend more and more time together, and Wishmaker happens and Luka pieces his crush on Chat Noir to him and it's all sappy lovey.
Using this as a place to talk about To String You Along a little bit more bc I'm trying to motivate myself to work on it: turns out the violist has some kind of higher ranking father, shoving him into the rankings of higher society with no warning. Which makes him a bit more acceptable for Adrien to be so interested in, right?
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Other fics I'm working on that didn't even make the collage:
maintaining perfection: this is my chaotic suicide attempt, self harm, drug use, unfortunate threesome, cheating, and running away fic that I just. I really enjoy writing the chaos. If I ever finish it, we'll see.
Something About Weddings: Marinette is trying to set up Luka and Adrien at her and Kagami's wedding, since they (and Zoe, honestly it was mostly Zoe) set her up with Kagami. But Adrien's been off in Canada for two years and Luka has isolated himself, making instruments in a little town far away, so she doesn't even know if either would be interested in the other, or even Adrien is even gay (spoiler: he is, and they very much are).
Anywho thanks for rEADing if you made it this far, if you have an opinion (I am easily swayed) on which I finish/share parts of next, lemme know!
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Lukadrien redraw of my sketch I've done months ago from work š¤. I'm a wee bit stressed though jsjjfjfd lmao šš„ŗ!! I love the sketch so I really hope I do the finished product justice š«š¤š
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I just love these two boys (who deserves so much better than what the writers are doing in canon/the show, ugh!!), and I need to draw them more!!
I need to go back on some of my other stuff too though (Tā½T) (^ā^ļ¼), ahahahaha.
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Art Supplies:
āCol-Erase Scarlet Red Color Pencil
āPilot Color Eno Mechanical Pencil: Pink
āCrescent Rendr Sketchbook
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Cookie Biology 101: Coffee Cookies
Coffees are a subspecies of drink. They're cookies who contain a lot of coffee in their dough.


The most prominent thing about coffees is the high amount of caffeine in their dough, which causes them to have slit pupils. However, this is a trait that mostly pure coffees have. The amount of caffeine can be diluted through the use of other ingredients, which causes the cookie to (sometimes) not have visible pupils, which is why Latte Cookie has the regular eyecing.
Their caffeine also allows them to stay awake for much longer periods of time than the average cookie.
The slit eyes trait is most prominent in the Coffee Tribe, since their dough is more likely to contain pure coffee. The pure coffee also makes their dough darker.
While a lot of drink cookies have liquidy frosting (hair), coffees tend to have less liquidy frosting (though it still contains liquid).
An interesting thing about coffees is that, unless iced or purposely baked with room-temperature coffee, their dough will always feel warm. This allows them to do better in colder climates as well.
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I am very normal about them (i used to yell at my computer when i couldnt find any new fanfic of them (i was 14))
Why does the mychaos tag not work >:/
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Former Minnesota Vikings punter, Chris Kluwe, who was blacklisted from the league for standing up for marriage equality, speaks at a city council meeting where he calls Trump a Nazi. He is subsequently arrested and carried out by police.
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Radioapple Valentine's Week 2025 by @/winterveritas šāØļø
Day 4: Gifting Flowers/ Making Chocolates
Our boys are having a date night šŗš½
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Polish school AU but it's staticapple or applemedia idk š»šŗš
#radioapple#appleradio#hazbin hotel#hazbin lucifer#hazbin hotel lucifer#alastor#lucifer morningstar#hazbin alastor#hazbin hotel alastor#applemedia#staticapple#radiostatic#radio silence#lucifer x alastor#vox#lucifer x vox#vox x lucifer#vox x alastor#alastor x vox#vox hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel vox#hazbin vox#PolishSchoolAU
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ABEL DRwings bc i need to use this app more
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He LOWKEY regrets it, but at the same time... š
Vox FM is a Polish radio station :) And their mini motto is "in the rhythm of Vox FM hits" (w rytmie hitĆ³w Vox FM)
#radiostatic#hazbin hotel#hazbin alastor#hazbin hotel alastor#lucifer x alastor#hazbin vox#alastor#vox x alastor#vox hazbin hotel#alastor x vox#hazbin hotel vox#vox
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Adam had had a blast at that meeting with Lucifer and Lilithās kid.
She was what, like two hundred? And she fell for the hologram trick twice. Oh, fuck that was great. She was adorable. It really made him miss when his kids were that young. Abel never fell for the hologram trick anymore.
Oh shit, he should have pulled a coin out her ear!
Kids loved that one. They were always like, āgasp! Grandpa Adam! How did you do that?ā It was great.
It was really too bad Lucifer couldnāt make it though.
He hadnāt seen that fucker sinceā¦ Eden? Sera usually handled meetings with hell, but she was busy dealing with explaining away an angelās disappearance, so he had to explain that they were moving up the exterminations.
Lucifer would have understood why, but he couldnāt exactly explain shit to Luās kid. Especially since she thought sinners could be redeemed. Didnāt Lucifer explain this shit to her?
Adam supposed she was just a kid and he shouldnāt have gotten so heated up. But it rubbed him the wrong way. It was the rule. You get one shot at heaven. Heād have loved to redeem his kids that didnāt made it but they were justā¦ he paused in his thoughts, āthey were better off being put out of their misery.ā
Shaking the thought from his head, Adam did what he always did, and just ignored it.
If there was one positive about the meeting through, Adam got to see what Lucifer and Lilithās kid looked like. Heād been curious. Exactly like her dad.
Adam laughed, at least Lucifer knew the kid was his. He and Lilith probably had all kinds of freaky sex with lots of people. The real dirty lusty stuff Adam had seen on billboards and playing on the tvs in hell on extermination day.
āLucifer was probably intoā¦ uhhh,ā Adam tried to remember something heād seen, āthose black body suits or gags or something. A whip?ā He was sure heād seen something like that.
Whatever.
They were probably always doing kinky stuff with other people.
Adam shifted in his office chair, groping his half-hard chub at the image of how that cute little angel might look bound and gagged, ready to be fucked.
Yeah, Adam bet Lucifer loved that. Maybe he was into watching his wife getting plowed. What was the word?
He wracked his brain for a second, trying to remember what it was called when you liked watching someone fuck your wife.
In the end he couldnāt remember and just went back to groping himself.
Lucifer had been pretty cute in Eden. What would have happened if Adam had found Lucifer first? Would his dick be in that angelās tight little ass? Would it even be tight anymore. Adam wondered what would be better. Plowing Lucifer when he was tight and screaming in pleasure at how big Adam was or Lucifer being fucked so often and well that it was practically an always ready to go pussy? His personal pocket pussy.
He wondered what anal felt like. It had to be good, right? Like, why do it if it wasnāt?
His door was locked. Adam always kept it locked.
Shedding his clothing, Adam opened a secret drawer and pulled out some lube. Heād been curious for a while, just never had the nerve.
He switched the images around in his head. Pictured himself being spread by that little angelās dick. It would probably be pretty easy to take. Lucifer wasnāt that big of a guy. His dick couldnāt be that big.
Adam tried to telex and focus on the idea of Lucifer fucking him. He pressed a slicked finger in and, it wasnāt bad. Admittedly, he kinda like touching the sensitive skin around his ass more, but he was hard at the idea that he was being screwed by Lucifer.
Propping his feet up on the desk and slouching gave him more of a feel like he was being fucked and added to the pleasure as he teased his hole.
His phone rang but he kicked as his clothing to try and muffle it so he didnāt have to hear it. Adam tapped the phone with his toe and it went silent. He propped his foot back up and went back to masturbating.
He pictured Lucifer screwing him and moaned out his name.
āHot.ā Suddenly came from under the desk and even though it had been sons, Adam knew that voice.
Scrambling to pull out his fingers and grab for his phone, Adam fell from the chair and was left looking at Luciferās face on the screen.
āI wasnāt sure why you answered the phone while showing me your ass,ā Lucifer teased. āIām guess it was an accident though. Which is great for me. I have a favour to ask.ā
To shut Lucifer up, Adam gave him Seraās number. Apparently he didnāt have to time to wait for a letter and had gotten Adamās number from Lilith. The bitch was up in heaven trying to get the exterminations called off and Sera had been ducking her for years.
Adam didnāt ask why Lucifer wanted Seraās number, just assumed he was trying to arrange a meeting with her for Lilith. It was shocking to see their dumb brat in heaven. And Sera chewed him the fuck out for it.
Yeah, she definitely suspected that Adam gave Lucifer her number.
He did his best, but he like, no time at all to come up with a plan. Adam tried to get Vaggie to get Charlie to back down. That didnāt work.
Now he was pissed and embarrassed. Why was nothing going right??
Finally extermination day was back, baby. He could just shut all this bullshit down and never have to think about it ever again.
He just had to kill a few sinners, but they kept coming up with some annoying trick after another. Then Charlie got fucking involved.
āCome on! I just want to crush this stupid idea and go home.ā
Lucifer was not fucking hit on him right now, was he? Or maybe he was just teasing?
Ugh, why was Lucifer pretty hot now that he was all demonic and shit?
Adam didnāt understand anything that was going on. Why couldnāt they just be happy he was ending their existence?
He looked at the blade sticking out of his chest. Oh, that was a bad thing.
Well, at least he wouldnāt be embarrassed anymore about Lucifer catching him fucking himself and calling out Luciferās name.
That was a bonus.
āFuck.ā He was alive.
Lucifer poked him on the head. āMaybe if you want to later. I know what youāre into. But, given those shiny new horns, I think Iām going to have to say, welcome to hell.ā
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Ladybug and Catnoir kwami swap is great and all but thisā¦ Is what we really needed; a Viperion x Catnoir swap!
#miraculous ladybug s3#miraculous ladybug#reflekdoll#kwami swap#juleka#luka couffaine#reflekdoll 2#luka x adrien#lukadrien#viperion#chat noir#adrien agreste#cat noir#ladybug#mlb fan art#miraculous ladybug fanart#mlb#fan art
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