greycappedjester
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greycappedjester · 4 days ago
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Hello guys today I feel hopeless and frustrated my orphan girl is sick and suffering from viral infection in her stomach and she has Entamoeba histolytica worm infection due to water and food pollution and lack of vitamins she has weak immunity due to the lack of suitable food for her
so please help us any small donation may make a difference in our lives and save us from danger
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greycappedjester · 5 days ago
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Wonder Woman: Uncovered #1 (2024)
cover by Joshua Darnell
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greycappedjester · 5 days ago
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middle aged lady on my bus just called someone's partner "your whimsical idiot boyfriend" over the phone . with sincere frustration might I add
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greycappedjester · 5 days ago
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Lab Report
ABSTRACT Oopsy daisies.
INTRODUCTION Many researchers have performed this exact experiment just fine. This looked way easier in the written protocol.
METHODS The ball was completely dropped.
RESULTS None.
DISCUSSION This whole thing was a mistake. Future avenues of study may include actually doing the damn experiment and not completely botching it right out of the gate.
REFERENCES Guy, Smart, et al. "We Did This Just Fine." Nature, 2021. Money, Grant. "Results Any Idiot Could Replicate." Science, 2022.
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greycappedjester · 5 days ago
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There are so many different shades of white light bulbs, I am so overwhelmed walking down the light bulb aisle, and then I'm never happy with the one I choose, no matter which one I choose, I get it home and I put it in and I'm like, ugh, I don't like THAT white
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greycappedjester · 6 days ago
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We all know what erectile dysfunction is but literally no one is ever taught what vaginismus is and it can cause people to feel extremely lost, broken, and cause people to take their own lives. Raise. Awareness.
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greycappedjester · 6 days ago
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when there's trouble you know who to call .... ❕
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greycappedjester · 7 days ago
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why would you like media that is good if you can like media that is bad instead and pace around your room like an insane person thinking about What If It Was Good
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greycappedjester · 7 days ago
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greycappedjester · 8 days ago
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take a few minutes to donate an eSim if you have $10-34 to spare! the website gives instructions, it's easy and is a tremendous help!
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greycappedjester · 8 days ago
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greycappedjester · 8 days ago
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Don’t scroll past this. Kylie Armstrong was diagnosed with breast cancer and these small dimples were the only signs. She posted the image on Facebook so everyone knows that “that breast cancer is not always a detectable lump.” Here’s how Kylie is doing today.
(If you’re not sure how to do a self breast exam, instructions can be found at BreastCancer.org.)
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greycappedjester · 9 days ago
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the strawhats r not that weird compared to some of the crews tbh. they’re the chronic overachievers who joined a gender neutral frat house and somehow have straight a’s despite partying as a part time job. they’re not even hissing w lil cat ears on or honking their clown noses
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greycappedjester · 9 days ago
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Morally speaking your first use of a Death Note is always a freebie, since there's no way any reasonable person would expect it to work
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greycappedjester · 9 days ago
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What if the answer to all of Akaashi’s problems was the friends made along the way? Wouldn’t that be nice?
Alright sorry sorry but...
Pfft, what friends he's made along the way? He's the most antisocial asshole in the whole series. Tsuki's more of a people person.
Akaashi has made a solid three people he'd willingly consider friends (Kenma, Bokuto, and Hinata). The first are friends cause shared silence vibes, the second he's actively avoiding, and the third is a friendship his visions quite literally suckered him into (Hinata is also the lovable mold of friendship, inescapable)
Love Akaashi but any friends he made along the way were made in spite of his every effort. Akaashi's the type who if he found friends along the way would quickly cross to the other side of the way and avoid eye contact.
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greycappedjester · 9 days ago
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Hello hello! Hope you’re doing well :3c
I had a question pertaining Akaashi’s mother. Does she have any conscience? Is she aware of her surroundings at all? Or is she just fully lost in the psychic sauce (only able to see other people’s lives). Does she have any cognitive abilities or is just she fully gone? Only existing? The idea of just being trapped in your head is so terrifying…
I’m so scared for Akaashi I can’t lie… I don’t know how he’s going to be able to get out of this without being Mama 2.0 :( It would be genuinely devastating! Especially since he’s helped so much and tried everything to avoid his fate… even looked love right in the face and denied it :( AGH!!! Akaashi care for yourself plz….
She's watching other people's futures but I'd also say largely that it's that the futures are so constant and overwhelming that she can't catch up enough to have much cognizant thought. I imagine it somewhat as constantly having to watch quick snippets of futures that are so overwhelming it creates a total disconnect from the present world. A complete observer, if you will.
For Akaashi...hmm, I'll say this: he has a tendency to make assumptions and not question his own conclusions. In one kind of way, he also has literally the worst person to help him overcome this.
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greycappedjester · 9 days ago
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hello! I love your writing sososo much, I'm rereading hq@hw and i always love seeing the bits and pieces of foreshadowing and the seeds planted for future arcs hehe (still thinking about the centaur calling yamaguchi and tsukki the sword wielder and his shield... chills)
which relationships or character interactions (platonic or romantic) do you enjoy writing the most? and are there any other relationships from the canon material that you'd like to further explore in hq@hw? for example, i adore kuroo and tsukki's mentor/mentee dynamic in the canon and i loved seeing them interact in the yule ball scenes!
thank you again for sharing your gift with us :)
Hmmm, favorite relationships in hq@hogwarts probably changes a bit. Probably...
1.) Oikawa and Hinata
2.) Suga and Oikawa
3.) Akaashi and Bokuto
Canon relationships that I'm sad I haven't gotten to explore more are 1.) Hinata and Tsukishima and 2.) Probably Suga and Kageyama. Both have such interesting dynamics that just kinda had to get cut since there's so much to focus on. Also a bit sad I can't/didnt incorporate the nationals teams more into the main plot. They had like just started the nationals arc in the manga when I was planning out the plot in detail and I hadn't gotten to really read any of it. Because of that the later introduced characters (like Kageyama's sister and Udai Tenma) didn't make it in at all. Honestly only reason the Miyas are at Hogwarts rather than Beauxbaton is that they're the only national characters I'd heard about when I first started planning.
Anyway, thanks for the ask!
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