#based on the TikTok trend

[awesomenikie]

Going to do this with my favorite ships

[asoftepiloguemylove]

to be loved is to be changed

Haruki Murakami South of the Border, West of the Sun // Robert Bly In the Month of May // Ocean Vuong On Earth We're Briefly Gorgeous // art: unknown quote: Fyodor Dostoeyevsky The Brothers Karamazov // @x2s (via @llovelymoonn) // Bianca Sparacino // Noah Kahan You're Gonna Go Far // Katja Kemnitz Too Much Love // Charlotte Eriksson Everything Changed When I Forgave Myself

[kunshokunsho]

blows up pancakes with mind

[zu-is-here]

Family shenanigans (ง ื▿ ื)ว

Happy belated birthday, Anko! <3

[4/8] Anko by @groovygladiatorsheep

Axel by @ari-cuno

[leahsgf]

BOUQUETS – leah williamson

in which leah, famous hater of tiktok joins in on a trend, for you.

one thing about your girlfriend that not many people knew - is that she is secretly an absolute dork, through and through. her signature frown and grumpy expression when she focused, meant that not only was she endlessly teased by you for it, and jokingly reminded that if the wind blew she’d be stuck like that - but also that she gained a reputation for being very serious, and rarely showing her emotions, particularly on the pitch.

you however, and anyone who had the pleasure of getting to see her behind closed doors, and truly knowing her - knew that that was the furthest thing from the truth.

which, is what led you to now.

you’d been sprawled almost flat on top of her in bed for what had felt like hours on end, your favourite place to be on the rare occasion that you both had a day off, when an unusual silence settled between the two of you.

unusual, in the sense that these private moments between the pair of you were usually filled by leah’s rambles about anything and everything, a narration of every single thought that had remained unspoken over the time she wasn’t with you.

“what are you doing?” you protested, breaking the silence and grumbling into the crook of your neck, not even a millisecond after her fingers stopped trailing through your hair.

“nothing, grouchy! just trying to figure out this stupid thing. bloody tiktok i swear! i don’t know how you and the girls love it so much, makes no sense!” she waved her phone in the air, eyebrows furrowing and that frown deepening - but her fingers instantly resuming their actions in your hair, causing you to slump once more.

“wait babe why are you on tiktok! you hate tiktok!” the realisation hit you rather slowly due to your state, your mind flashing back to the what must be hundreds of times that you begged her to do a cute video with you - only to be met with a rant about how much she despised the app.

“oi! mind your business. you’ll see! just need some patience my girl!” she chuckled, bopping you on the nose as she tilted her screen just out of your eyes’ reach.

to say you were confused was a major understatement. you knew you could’ve seen her screen if you really wanted to, your position on top of her giving you a rare power.

one that you knew not to test, however. so, you let yourself shrug off her strange behaviour and settle back into her, being pulled in by the addictiveness that was her skin, and her scent.

“there! done!” she pushed her phone into your face, so suddenly it almost made you jump.

and what faced you, confused you almost as much as when it was hidden from you.

it was her lockscreen. a new one, replacing the picture of the two of you.

a bouquet of flowers.

they were cute, undeniably. dainty little illustrated cartoon flowers, in a variety of colours and styles, put together in a bouquet - in the middle of a plain background.

but not enough to match the shit eating, proud yet almost shy grin that was spread across her lips.

“it’s….cute? lee i don’t get why you’re showing me this though?” your frown mirrored her previous one, confusion visible all over your face that made her giggle, and prod at your flushing cheek.

“look silly girl, it’s some trend on tiktok that beth showed me. there’s a flower for each letter of the alphabet, and people have been putting them together and spelling out their partner’s names to make a little bouquet and i thought it was cute, okay!” she said, almost sheepishly - looking away from you as you sat up, grinning.

“you’re so cute oh my god.” you peppered kisses all over her face, ignoring her protests.

“the team cannot hear about this. kay? i’m their captain, i have a reputation to uphold!” she met your lips in a kiss, almost immediately proving her own point wrong.

“i think everyone knows how much of a dork you are baby i’m afraid, we’re way past that point!”

[deathnguts]

Bartylus au where Barty’s dad sets him up on a date with his boss’ ‘daughter’ to further his own career in the ultimate form of ass kissing, completely ignoring that his son is gay and not even asking him or telling him until a day before the date. So for revenge barty shows up late, doesn’t put any effort into his appearance, ‘forgets’ his wallet; just pulls out all the stops to get this date to hate him and then report back to their father that he was awful and therefore hopefully diss his own father in process… only for him to actually get to the date and sees the most jaw droppingly handsome boy he’s ever laid eyes at the other end of the table, who’s rightfully pissed and glaring into Barty’s soul (which is honestly doing something for him *cough*) with the most beautiful mercury eyes and he just immediately regrets all of his life choices and enters beggar mode to try and lock in a second date.

[not-rome]

[neatnete]

[stxph-artist]

Boo: Sorry guys, we can’t afford treats right now.

Seth: It’s okay, Sugar. I understand.

Alphonse: I’m gonna eat Seth.

[aardvaark]

me: wow, tiktok, a platform that has millions of creators and has prided itself on its #EduTok educational video campaign. i wonder what i can find about psychology on here!

video 1: i did one unit of psychology in college, 8 years ago, so let me give you an expert’s opinion on this therapeutic technique. follow for more!

video 2: this is why having a personality disorder makes someone a terrible irredeemable person :) (PS armchair diagnosing is VALID)

video 3: omgg guys, TIL that liking vanilla milkshakes?!…. means you have adhd, autism, bpd, depression, anxiety & maladaptive daydreaming?? woww!!

video 4: adhd is for himbo boys, autism is for quiet girls <3

video 5: how to spot (and exorcise) evil psychotic people with schizophrenia and those other psychotic spectrum disorders idk the name of

video 6: [hypnotic spiral in background] your mom is a narcissist your mom is a narcissist your mom is a narcissist your m

video 7: hi everyone, today i’m dividing all the mental illnesses into the categories of "uwu quirky child" disorder, "evil scary abusive" disorder, and "idk what that is" disorder. these categories should be added to the DSM btw

video 8: i’m an actual psychologist and i just openly hate people with cluster b PDs

video 9: i’m an actual psychologist and im fucking begging you, leave this place while you can, yes i’m talking to you aardvaark, RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN R-

video 10: i made a new youtube tutorial on how to purposely develop this complex, chronic, debhilitating disorder :3 check out my acc!!

[lostremind]

"She killed people like it was nothing"

But damn she looked so hot doing it, I can't help but want her to fuck me while I call her daddy 🔪

[no-see-um-incorrect]

“Do I scare you?”

Darlin, Seth, Gavin?, Auron, Hush, Honey, porter, Damien?, Big Red.



“🎶Scary? My god you’re Divine, give me them give me them Dope and diamonds. Diet mt dew baby New York City, never was there a girl so pretty, do you think we’ll be in love forever? do you think we’ll be in love?🎶”

Sam, Alphonse&SugarBoo, Freelancer, Rookie, Doc, Guy, treasure, Huxley, Angel.

[maerhiya]

i lied. i don't actually like sex; i'm asexual. put your clothes back on. i'm about to show you my hyperfixations and pause every five minutes to discuss the deeper meanings while gauging your every reaction.

[kunshokunsho]

when your card declines at therapy so they bring out the teapot of tyrann

[pixiesnooze]

was it casual when she thwarted 87 of your escape attempts despite swearing that she completely hates you? (harrow)

was it casual when she got worried because she didn’t see you in over 24 hours and went on a mission to find you despite swearing up and down that she didn’t care what happens to you? (gideon)

was it casual when she tried to pry open the hatch you went through with her bare hands even though the cavalier and necromancer of another house have stated that it is impossible to do so without a key? (gideon)

was it casual when she called herself your creature and gave you nicknames in jest and you said she ought to stop lest you start liking it? (gideon)

was it casual when she couldn’t handle all these new expression she was pulling out of you unseen by anyone but her, hidden behind a wall of face paint, that she could catch as easy as it was to breath? (gideon)

was it casual when she agreed to let you siphon her energy knowing it could very well lead to her death? (gideon)

was it casual when despite hating being told what to do she offered to do it just because you asked her? (gideon)

was it casual when she said that she has lived her whole life at your mercy, and that she deserved to die by your hand, that you are her only friend and that she will be undone without you? (harrow)

was it casual when she employed a tradition of the family and told you the family’s deepest darkest secret that no one was supposed to ever know simply because you wanted to know? (harrow)

was it casual when she kissed you on your forehead after you confessed all your darkest secrets to her? (gideon)

was it casual when she forgave you for every transgression made? (gideon)

was it casual when they fought as though they were extension of each other, knowing every arc of a sword, every jostling scapula? (gideon)

was it casual when she said she didn’t give a damn about the locked tomb and only cared about you? (gideon)

was it casual when she said she couldnt do this without you? (gideon)

was it casual when she called you the first flower of the ninth house, the greatest cavalier they have ever produced, their triumph, the best of all of them? (harrow)

was it causal when she said the whole point of her was you, that there was no her without you? (gideon)

was it casual when she said her sacrificing herself for you is going to be the cruellest thing anyone has ever done to you and did it anyways so you could stay alive? (gideon)

was it casual when she sacrificed herself for you even though that would have been the last thing she would have done mere weeks ago? (gideon)

was it casual when she said she couldnt conceive a world without you in it? (harrow)

was it casual when her very soul turned you away from her dead body so you could fight and survive and not let her sacrifice be in vain? (gideon)

was it casual when she said you would work it out when you died, with such a conviction that your fates were intertwined and that you would meet again, be it alive or dead and buried? (gideon)

was it casual when the first thing she did upon waking up and meeting her God, was to beg him to undo what has been done to you, to bring you back to her? (harrow)

was it casual? was it casual? WAS IT CASUAL?????

[daintq]

they’re from alabama because i said so