#incorrect merthur quotes

[the-medieval-husbands]

Imagine Arthur slipping up and calling Merlin love without noticing while training with the knights.

Arthur: Merlin! I need my mace!

Merlin: It's right here Arthur. Hold on.

Arthur: Hurry love! We've got to get through this! I have meetings after this!

Merlin:.......

Leon:......

Percival:.........

Elyan:........

Gwain: Uhm. Princess. When were you going to tell us?

Arthur: *confused* Tell you what Gwain?

Gwain: That you and our merls here finally took the plunge!

Arthur: I, uh, I mean, I just.... I don't know what you're talking about!

Merlin: You're on your own love.

Percival facepalms.

[cryptid-wizard]

Athur: Has anyone seen Merlin?

Lancelot, fully aware Merlin is doing magic stuff trying to save Camelot: He’s at the tavern

Arthur: I just came from the tavern Gwaine said he just left to find Gaius

Lancelot: Gaius is at the other tavern

Arthur: there’s another tavern??

Lancelot: at the next village there is

Arthur: and Merlin went there

Lancelot: yes

Arthur: Because Gaius is there

Lancelot: yes

*later at the next villages tavern*

Arthur: has anyone seen Merlin?

Merlin, slightly out of breath: hi

Arthur: where’s Gaius?

Merlin: You just missed him

Arthur:

Arthur: is this a physician thing? disappearing right before i come in?

Merlin: *shrugs*

Arthur: ok fine come on we’re going back.

Merlin: ah ok i’ll be right out

*Arthur goes out to get his horse*

Merlin, to Gwaine and Lancelot hiding under the table: thanks

Gwaine: how did you two manage to not get caught this long

Lancelot: Merlin told everyone once, they didn’t believe him

[tiredcowboyy]

I always find the posts/fics where leons just so over witnessing merthur pining so funny. Like that man really had to see them from the start and the tension between them grow and he just had to sit and watch. Like I imagine every time a new knight joined they all brought the weird vibes up and leon each time was more and more over it.

Like it stared w lance early on being like

Lance: hey leon, is it just me or are arthur and merlin lowkey pining for each other

Leon: oh thank god! Someone finally brought it up, yeah theyve been like this for a while-

But then ended up as

Percy talking to the knights as they watch merlin and arthur bicker (read: flirt): ok but, does it seem like theyre fli-

Gwaine, sounding exhausted: yeah theyve been like this for a while

Percy: really? And theyve still not done anything about it?

Leon the long suffering, whose now had to watch them for almost 10 years: *eye twitch* nope.

Edit: just gonna leave these screenshots here

[freakygirlie]

Merlin: I have magic

Arthur: This is going to ruin the tour

Merlin: ???

Arthur: The world tour

[muchmossymess]

Merlin: uh oh looks like I can't manipulate mansplain manservant my way out of this one

Merlin: manslaughter it is

Arthur: meRLIN NO!

[thebeeswantarson]

Morgana, introducing Gwen: This is Guinevere, she’s a fully trained maid who has worked for me for years, and I trust her with my life.

Arthur, holding Merlin by the scruff: This is Merlin, I got him from the trash!

[theroundbartable]

Merlin: hey

Arthur: *internally* okay, okay. Be cool. Say something cool, or smart! No, you're not smart, you'll just sound stupid. You're the King, be cool.

Arthur: sup

Arthur: *internally* sup?you've never said sup in your entire life! This isn't cool, this is a disaster!!!

Arthur: I mean... Hey

Merlin: *smiles*

Arthur: *internally* oh yes, I'm dead

[daisymintt]

Arthur: Need I remind you, Merlin, what happens when you interfere with a quest?

Merlin: Uh… the quest gets done?

[merlinjoyer]

Arthur, trying to flirt: Tell me, Merlin, are you a sorcerer?

Merlin, nervously sweating: I can explain...

Arthur: because you enchanted my hea— wait, what?

[ambriel-angstwitch]

Merlin: Crushes are the worst whenever I’m near mine I start acting stupid

Arthur: You always act stupid Merlin

Arthur: …

Merlin: Don’t think about it too hard

[rejectfalseiconz]

Arthur: ew a rat

the rat: ew a closeted bisexual idiot who struggles to express his undying love for his manservant because he treasures him too much and wouldn’t want to hurt said manservant by telling him about his true feelings

Arthur: what the fuck

[the-medieval-husbands]

Arthur has absolutely accidentally kissed merlin as he walked away without thinking about it. Just...

Arthur: I have to talk to my father. Merlin, I want my armour spotless by the time I return.

Merlin: Yes sire.

Arthur: Try that with a little less sarcasm Merlin. *gives him a small peck goodbye* I'll be back shortly.

Arthur walks out of the room. Gwain, Leon and Lance all stare at him in disbelief.

Merlin: Did he just....

Gwain: Merlin! Why didn't you tell us that you and the princess were together!

Merlin: Shut up Gwain!

*Later*

Arthur: Merlin! Is my Armour done yet!?

Merlin: If it's not are you going to kiss me again?

Arthur: Again? I didn't kiss you? Oh my god I kissed you.... I kissed you infront of Gwain!!!!!!

Merlin: Yup. Good job cabbage head. You get to explain that one.

[dead-inside-pt2]

1,500-year-old Merlin explaining technology: I mean really Arthur this isn't rocket science

Newly Revived Arthur who has just learned what a phone is: WHAT. THE. FUCK. IS. A. ROCKET.

[tiredcowboyy]

can someone write/find a fic where merlin finds out hes the druid king and that across albion it is still recognised as a king so either king arthur or prince arthur and king uther have to just accept that the idiot servant is suddenly at an equal rank to them and therefore they have to treat him w nothing but respect.

Like I just want merlin to be like ‘wait so im the king? does that matter outside of the druids or…?’ and him find out that yes he is equal to the pendragons and just let him turn to arthur with the biggest shit eating grin

[wishiwasadruid]

Morgana: You do realize there’s a rumor going around that you’re in love with Merlin?

Arthur : Rumor?!! People are still doubting it?

[olli-is-a-fish]

Merlin: *pulls curtain back while Arthur is in the shower*

Merlin: Are we - stop screaming, it’s just me - are we out of cereal?