#incorrect merthur quotes

[starchaser45]

Merlin's s mom hunith: I was hoping you'd stay just friends

Arthur*chokes*

Merlin*smirking*: why is that mom

Hunith: if I recall correctly he didn't want women to fight

Arthur*chokes*

Hunith: looked down on my house

Arthur*chokes*

Hunith: would have killed will if he stayed alive or at least banish him

Arthur: hold o_

Hunith: and he hated my food

Arthur*chokes again*: I'm really sorry *walks away slowly sulking*

Merlin: you like him don't you

Hunith:of course but I'm still petty

Merlin: god I missed you mom

[the-medieval-husbands]

I just imagine Merlin gentle parenting Arthur and the other knights when they're drunk.

Merlin: No. Gwain no, put the sword down. No weapons in the tavern.... Leon, if I have to tell you again that we don't stand on chairs, we're going home!

Arthur: Merlin! Come sit with me!

Merlin: Sire, I'm a little busy at the moment. Drink your ale.

Arthur: But Merlin! I want you over here now!

Merlin huffs and goes over and stands infront of him.

Merlin: Okay, what?

Arthur: *pulls Merlin down in his lap*

Merlin: Arthur! You cabbage head! Let me go! People will see!

Gwain: Oooooo mom and dad are fighting again....

Percival: Shut up and drink your ale or mom will smack you.

Merlin: I heard that!

[tiredcowboyy]

I always find the posts/fics where leons just so over witnessing merthur pining so funny. Like that man really had to see them from the start and the tension between them grow and he just had to sit and watch. Like I imagine every time a new knight joined they all brought the weird vibes up and leon each time was more and more over it.

Like it stared w lance early on being like

Lance: hey leon, is it just me or are arthur and merlin lowkey pining for each other

Leon: oh thank god! Someone finally brought it up, yeah theyve been like this for a while-

But then ended up as

Percy talking to the knights as they watch merlin and arthur bicker (read: flirt): ok but, does it seem like theyre fli-

Gwaine, sounding exhausted: yeah theyve been like this for a while

Percy: really? And theyve still not done anything about it?

Leon the long suffering, whose now had to watch them for almost 10 years: *eye twitch* nope.

Edit: just gonna leave these screenshots here

[freakygirlie]

Merlin: I have magic

Arthur: This is going to ruin the tour

Merlin: ???

Arthur: The world tour

[muchmossymess]

Merlin: uh oh looks like I can't manipulate mansplain manservant my way out of this one

Merlin: manslaughter it is

Arthur: meRLIN NO!

[thebeeswantarson]

Morgana, introducing Gwen: This is Guinevere, she’s a fully trained maid who has worked for me for years, and I trust her with my life.

Arthur, holding Merlin by the scruff: This is Merlin, I got him from the trash!��

[theroundbartable]

Merlin: hey

Arthur: *internally* okay, okay. Be cool. Say something cool, or smart! No, you're not smart, you'll just sound stupid. You're the King, be cool.

Arthur: sup

Arthur: *internally* sup?you've never said sup in your entire life! This isn't cool, this is a disaster!!!

Arthur: I mean... Hey

Merlin: *smiles*

Arthur: *internally* oh yes, I'm dead

[daisymintt]

Arthur: Need I remind you, Merlin, what happens when you interfere with a quest?

Merlin: Uh… the quest gets done?

[merlinjoyer]

Arthur, trying to flirt: Tell me, Merlin, are you a sorcerer?

Merlin, nervously sweating: I can explain...

Arthur: because you enchanted my hea— wait, what?

[ambriel-angstwitch]

Merlin: Crushes are the worst whenever I’m near mine I start acting stupid

Arthur: You always act stupid Merlin

Arthur: …

Merlin: Don’t think about it too hard

[rejectfalseiconz]

Arthur: ew a rat

the rat: ew a closeted bisexual idiot who struggles to express his undying love for his manservant because he treasures him too much and wouldn’t want to hurt said manservant by telling him about his true feelings

Arthur: what the fuck

[starchaser45]

Arthur: I need anyone that lied or betrayed me to tell me right now

Gwaine: I lied about not being a noble

Arthur:good start but more important things please

Merlin: I lied about having magic

Agravaine: I sold you out to Morgana

Gwen: I lied about no longer having feelings for Lancelot

Gaius: I lied for and harbored Merlin

Uther: I lied about your mother's death

Morgana: don't look at me we all know what I did

Arthur: wow so everyone has lied to me at some point IS THERE ANYONE THAT DIDN'T LIE TO ME

Morgause: surprisingly me

Arthur:....... WHAT THE FU___

[the-medieval-husbands]

Arthur has absolutely accidentally kissed merlin as he walked away without thinking about it. Just...

Arthur: I have to talk to my father. Merlin, I want my armour spotless by the time I return.

Merlin: Yes sire.

Arthur: Try that with a little less sarcasm Merlin. *gives him a small peck goodbye* I'll be back shortly.

Arthur walks out of the room. Gwain, Leon and Lance all stare at him in disbelief.

Merlin: Did he just....

Gwain: Merlin! Why didn't you tell us that you and the princess were together!

Merlin: Shut up Gwain!

*Later*

Arthur: Merlin! Is my Armour done yet!?

Merlin: If it's not are you going to kiss me again?

Arthur: Again? I didn't kiss you? Oh my god I kissed you.... I kissed you infront of Gwain!!!!!!

Merlin: Yup. Good job cabbage head. You get to explain that one.

[tiredcowboyy]

can someone write/find a fic where merlin finds out hes the druid king and that across albion it is still recognised as a king so either king arthur or prince arthur and king uther have to just accept that the idiot servant is suddenly at an equal rank to them and therefore they have to treat him w nothing but respect.

Like I just want merlin to be like ‘wait so im the king? does that matter outside of the druids or…?’ and him find out that yes he is equal to the pendragons and just let him turn to arthur with the biggest shit eating grin

[dead-inside-pt2]

1,500-year-old Merlin explaining technology: I mean really Arthur this isn't rocket science

Newly Revived Arthur who has just learned what a phone is: WHAT. THE. FUCK. IS. A. ROCKET.

[wishiwasadruid]

Morgana: You do realize there’s a rumor going around that you’re in love with Merlin?

Arthur : Rumor?!! People are still doubting it?