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Hi my younger cousin is having a fundraiser for her band. Please support by maybe buying something or leaving a donation. If not then please reblog so we can try and get some support!

This fundraiser sells all sorts of things! Wrapping paper, bags, popcorn, and much more! You can try and get your Christmas shopping done with this fundraiser! And all the money goes to her band so they can fix instruments, buy the band pregame meals, pay for busses to games, clean uniforms, and overall help her band program in a multitude of ways!

Please click the link below to go to the fundraiser! All items can be shipped to your house other than the cookie dough!

Thank you for any and all support!!

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Abandonment must be a family trait. Malcolm (later Peter Pan) was sold to a blacksmith by his father. Pan later abandoned Rumplestiltskin for eternal youth. Rumple then abandoned Baelfire (later called Neal) for magic and power. Neal abandoned Emma, and subsequently Henry, to allow her to fulfill her destiny. Henry was probably the first one of his line to not abandon his child. Talk about generational trauma 💀

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Bilbo: Okay, I’m going to get the wedding cake. Thorin: Perfect, while you do that I’ll check on the ring bear. Bilbo: … Bilbo: You mean ring bearER, right? Thorin: … Bilbo: Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding.

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Bilbo Baggins as text posts

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Respect 🙏

Dogs or cats

I could have eight guns to my head and my teeth about to get ripped out by Edward scissorhands and Freddy kreguer about to give me an ear massage if I don’t choose and yet I still would not be able to choose

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Percy: aw, this one's messed up.

Annabeth: what?

Percy: they recorded a breakup :(

Percy listens to those whale noises that people use to sleep and he just listens to them like a podcast.

And any time he hears someone like Annabeth listening to them he's like "Wow Daphne is really something else. Honestly I can't believe she would do that"

And Annabeths's like "what?"

And Percy just translates the entire thing to her and instead of calming sounds to help her concentrate she now has Percy tell her all the whale drama which she is oddly immersed with.

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I can't recommend this one enough. It was one of, if not the actual, first fics I read of this ship, and it SUCKED me in. I love it. I squealed, I cried, and it twisted my belly into delicious little knots at points. Definitely will be going back to reread!

Chapters: 34/34 Fandom: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Bilbo Baggins/Thorin Oakenshield Characters: Bilbo Baggins, Thorin Oakenshield, Fíli (Tolkien), Kíli (Tolkien), Tauriel (Hobbit Movies), Bombur (Tolkien), Dís (Tolkien) Additional Tags: all the dwarves - Freeform, Dwarf Culture & Customs, Cultural Differences, Background Kíli/Tauriel - Freeform, Gift Giving, Language of Flowers, Flower Crowns, Alternate Universe - Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies, Alternate Universe - Bilbo Remains In Erebor, Slow Burn, Miscommunication, Podfic Available Series: Part 1 of The Mushroom Mine Summary:

There are many trials for a hobbit attempting to make a life among dwarves. A hobbit wants a garden. A hobbit wants to eat regular meals. A hobbit wants friends, good books, and comfortable chairs. Bilbo does his best to carve out a little hobbit life for himself in the mountain. If only there were not one final obstacle. For a hobbit heart wants love, and among dwarves that is a sticky subject.

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BILBO AHSGAJAGAJ

Finished this redraw out of sudden. 《Commissions open》

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What is this?! I'm crying 💀

I'm currently testing the limits of my antidepressants by rewatching Breaking Bad

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W parents

Fav drawing you've ever made ? :D

probably this artwork that i did for ‘classics but make it gay’!

because a) they’re my OCs, b) it’s a recreation of a raja ravi varma painting, and c) my dad got a massive print of this incredibly gay painting, framed it, put it up on our dining room wall and now my parents show it off to anyone who comes home 😆

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She's got secret ptsd

Belle: Can I tell you a secret?

Snow: I wouldn’t recommend it, no.

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Hook is actually rep for hot disabled people