#old draft but i still think it’s funny

[kunshokunsho]

when your card declines at therapy so they bring out the teapot of tyrann

[sailing-ever-west]

The other strawhats probably get so jealous that luffy never has like, joint pain or anything bc he's rubber and was turned rubber before he was old enough for that to be a problem. Sanji's like "yeah I think I pulled something in that last fight" and Luffy's like pulled what. What does that mean. Nami says she has back pain and Luffy is like did you get hit in the back?? He's horrified to learn that other people's bodies just decide to scrunch up and hurt sometimes for no reason.

[c-kiddo]

loev the idea of caduceus being home for a bit and being able to actually rest and recover and have good meals cooked with his family and perhaps gain a bit of weight finally and be healthier ,but likewith a grandpa body-type and then he just has this floppy stomach and twig arms and no ass still (tone tag compliment and affectionate and full of so much love). example:

[id in alt text]

[technovillain]

"rise and shine robert! it's your old friend otto here making sure you eat some real food once in a while--"

[treasureplcnet]

someone on the bodies production team you have to release more layout/bts pictures of charles whiteman's flat please. this is a great start but i need to know him better. particularly if it's got about as much mould as a second year uni house and if he owns as many chairs as it seems LOL

[i-will-physically-fight-you]

Person: so let me get this right, you don’t personally swear but will feel sometimes jokes need that added punch so you self-censor yourself?

Me: Yes

Person: But your characters curse in your writings?

Me: Oh that’s because it’s not me that’s cursing, it’s my characters. They’re their own people and wouldn’t make sense for them to censor themselves when they have no inhibitions about cursing

Person: 

Me:

Person:

Me: It makes sense trust me

[jacoblovesyou]

everyone please Consider🩸

[zoekrystall]

Did that fav pkmn thing on a whim and I'm sorry for all my babies I didn't choose bc I really like too many by some.

Love how it's mostly pretty ones and then there's clodsire. Even tho I got it in my team since the beginning of violet do I continuously forget its name bc I just call it by the nickname blobby (one of the rare times I didn't spend hours googling the perfect nickname but it nonetheless is a perfect one)

And for fun without any legendaries as fav

Reg nicknames I even write all down so I only spend decades once for each pkmn (unless I don't like the prev one anymore). Need to update that someday since it's mostly old revolution ones but hey. Blaze do I use for arcanine nowadays more and ninetails got others. Gardevoir got soteria nowadays which I prefer more. Etc.

[catlokis-blog]

the half life fanbase is currently in a state of people thinking we live in a world where straight is the minority and gay is the majority and its really funny watching people talk like shipping yaoi killed their dog

[mimicteruyo]

My favourite part about a character slowly developing her unique brand of logic which is baffling to others is that it also confuses me when I’m not in her head.

When I’m writing from her POV: yup cool that checks out.

When I’m writing from another POV observing her:

[anothermonikan]

I do think it's a little silly when someone says they miss a piece of media... Like,the media is right there(probably) ! Go watch that show again or play that game again, it's (probably) not gone! But then also like. I get it. I suppose the first watch or experience of something is special and like, fandom hype around stuff if it was a popular piece of media is something you wouldn't experience within the show again, but also like,,,, you're mourning something that's not dead (usually) Create fan content! Watch that thing again! Engage with old fanworks! Cause someone will appreciate it, it will also make you happy!

[tragedykery]

the thing about hira is that her airbending is a gift but her avatarhood is a curse

[bitterlyromantic]

reading old fics i wrote in 2021 and really seeing that this one i was trying to write was SO Hannigram-Without-It-Being-Hannigram . ...... . serial killer who is an artist meets a cannibal who also owns dogs . victims are bad people. they have mutual friends and eventually when they get together the serial killer has nightmares of eating his partner.

[triglycercule]

i come up with ideas based on the most random things because wdym i just rambled on about fucking fingers and decided,,,, heh,,,,, yeah. this is a good idea. well i mean i do think it IS a good idea but also like in hindsight and out of context i do think its totally fucking stupid. angel92 ahh post 💀💀💀

anyways i was thinking about mtt and fingers and which ones they would lose as a result of being with eachother but then that also means that i'd have to give specific meanings to the fingers (ughhhh,,,,,) ok lets see. pointer finger would represent precision and clear vision because you literally use it to specifically gesture to things. middle finger is like ughh vulgarity and hatred because its the middle finger. the ring finger (heh! i already spoke about this one because of the myth that its connected to the heart and also holds wedding rings) represents love and the pinkie represent promise (PINKIE PROMISE!) and the thumb represents basic functioning and interpretations (because the thumb helps us literally hold things and also thumbs up and down shows your view on things)

i think if i just tack this idea onto the other post about ring fingers then it would be kinda unrealted + plus too long SO ITS GOING HERE. all the mtt are missing ring fingers because i said so. dust is missing an index finger because if the trio break up he's the only one that wouldnt have anywhere/one to go. also he'd struggle to smoke and i think that horror would always complain about him smoking so it'd be like horror's still kinda there warding him off from smoking even though he's not there anymore. horror would lose his middle finger because he'd probably be the most agressive against kist in mttpoly and now without them there he's kinda chilled out. but also the agression and spark isnt there and now he's stuck in plain old boring regular horrortale again which isnt all that fun,,,, even if dust an killer sucked fighting was a way to pass time. but horror would never admit that. and i think killer could lose a thumb (ill be fr im just running out of fingers to use here. next thing yk i'll start talking about TOES) and then he'd struggle to hold knives normally now. he literally can't hurt others the way he hurt horror and dust (but also that could also mean that killer just has to come up with more creative ways to main. or also his reduced actions could result in him causing less trouble and therefore having less threats. depends on if killer wants to be a bit more knife happy or just chil,,,,,, you KNOW i gotta go with the knife happy idea mtt NEVER get a break and if they do i immediately forget about it)

dude imagine them with all these missing fingers 💀💀💀 that shit would lookd SO weird

[waywardsalt]

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[tsukiida]

i just scrolled through my blog and i realised i have only two modes: weird pseudo-philosophical rambling. and absolutely unhinged yelling. AND I TELL YOUUUU IT'S SO FUNNYYYYYYY because i spent so long trying to curate my voice and sound like a normal, fun, easy to approach person back when i first made this blog!

then again it's been 3.5 years so i guess my voice changed naturally 🤨 i'm not smart enough for this 😮‍💨