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I consider myself a microinfluencer in the way I can get ten to fifteen people to consume a piece of media if I’m annoying enough about it

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finished scum villain yesterday.

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We're genuinely so brave for the way we somehow manage to navigate cis society never knowing wtf is going on in their heads at any given time

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Did anyone ever like attempt to document and compile the variations of Barney the dinosaur murder ballads across the elementary school system in the early 2000s. Like legit it has always fascinated me as a phenomena and I would love to know if there were like traceable regional variations or what.

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petplay over the internet is so funny you're texting a dog

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baby i could treat you so good you just have to get past my strange and off-putting demeanor and my kubrick stare and my inability to behave like a human and the 40 layers of icy fortress walls i have up and answer my riddles three

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In a toxic yaoi relationship with my sentient weapon

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ideal living situation is what i call the 'sitcom special' : having all your closest friends live in the same apartment building or neighborhood where you each have your own space but can wander in and out of eachothers homes at will, seemingly always welcome and never at bad times. and also all of you only have jobs when its important to the plot.

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this is so bad, I need to (remembers suicide jokes worsen my mental health) be distributed by rusty quill under a creative commons attribution non commercial share-alike 4.0 international license

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he's free now

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can i offer you a nice egg in this trying time?

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Doodling in an attempt to get my confidence back

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I dont think you're ready for the TAKE DOWN

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RIP Tom Lehrer 1928 - 2025

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I love Tom Lehrer's music and style of satire and from what I can tell was an all around great guy, who famously hated Henry Kissinger. He was an energetic person who inspired comedy musicians such as Weird Al.

He lived a rich life until the age of 97.

He made his entire catalog of music public domain before his death and it was mirrored by the Internet Archive.

You can find them here

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THE SUMMER HIKARU DIED (2025) EPISODE 3: DENIAL

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come on gimme things to sort. i'm so fucking good at sorting come on lemme sort

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Why do you get off on gore is there something wrong with you

Yes