#baby idiot

[snekjin]

bedard throwing out a stats trivia question and then not even knowing the answer...

[totallynotaterrorist]

Just managed to commit a tax fraud without actually making any money from it... I am over this adulting thing

[lionfloss]

mau mau

[adam-scott]

THE BOYS 4x01 'Department of Dirty Tricks'

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

"You and me, Ethan. Together we go save Rose, and then we can grind Miranda into paste!"

[somerandomdudelmao]

Part 5 :]

Oscar got into space the only way reasonably available to him - put all his money in a stack, and then climbed on it until he reached earth orbit

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[mothsshoes]

i said on twitter if i got one like i’d draw them making out/fighting so here we are

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i went overboard.. the toxic yaoi took me over

[tizeline]

I bet raph goes like 🤯 whenever April go big sis mode but Donnie AND leo snickers at his reaction as well.

Bro is NOT prepared for the little brother treatment!

[wilwheaton]

Advertisers to Apartheid Nepo Baby: Your brand is too toxic for us and our customers, so we’re leaving if you don’t address that.

Apartheid Nepo Baby to Advertisers: Go. Fuck. Yourself!

Advertisers to Apartheid Nepo Baby: Okay. Bye.

Also Apartheid Nepo Baby to Advertisers: WHAT? You can’t just -- DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? WHAAAA if you don’t advertise on my white supremacist website, I’m going to sue you!

Advertisers:

[witherby]

I love your Littlest Wayne AU! I've binge read pretty much everything twice by now. Poor Bruce.

I keep thinking of when Littlest Wayne learned to walk. Like, Imagine Damian or Jason had to leave for something and got up, and LW was like we aren't done here and stumbles to their feet. Then the whole Batfam watches as LW walk up and hugs their leg so they can't escape. Or Bruce can get a rare W and they were following him.

We rag on Bruce so much in the Littlest Wayne au I feel like he actually deserves this win.

You're in the day room turned play room. You're crawling around so fast. You're zippin and zoomin. You're drive-by chomping on Bruce's ankles. It's a beautiful day.

Bruce is making a game of it. Kind of. By god he is so tired of teeth marks in his ankles. Anyway he walks a couple feet away to another part of the room. He waits. You come zoomin. You attack!!!!!

He walks another couple feet away to another part of the room. He waits. You come zoomin. You attack!!!!

He walks another couple feet, and then keeps walking because you're not done!!!!! Here comes Flittermouse with the baby teeth!!!!!!! It's time to chow the fuck down!!!!!!!!!!

Baby you are getting tired. Your dad needs to accept his fate already, and your teeth hurt. You need his good good flesh to gnaw on.

You huff and babble at him, making grabby hands. Bruce smiles and shakes his head. You make grabby hands harder. He refuses!!!! Betrayal!!!!

Rage overcomes you. You release a war cry that sounds like an excited baby squealing, which it's not. But don't get it twisted, your dad should be cowering in his slippers right now, not pulling out his phone to snap pictures of you.

Enough!! If Daddy gets to use his stupid long legs to walk away, you get to use yours to chase him! The time of rug burn on your hands and knees is coming to and end! You will strike fear into his heart as you launch yourself at him!!!!

Bruce coos and takes a video of you clumsily pulling yourself to your feet on the edge of the small, coloring table.

"Is it happening? Are you gonna try to walk? Look at you go!"

You release another happy squeal war cry and launch yourself at your foe. One step! Two steps! Another one step because you don't know your numbers yet!!! Perhaps another two step if you're feeling froggy!!!!! GET THOSE ANKLES READY DAD!!!!!

Gravity, your greatest enemy, topples your conquest four and a half steps in. You plop to the floor and Bruce makes a sympathetic "uh oh!" from across the room. It's time to employ your last-ditch strategy and throw your cards down.

You make the motion for Uppies and start crying. Bruce sweeps you into his arms and you imMEDIATELY BITE HIS WRIST HAHAHAHAA!!!!!! The foolish fool!!!! That was the oldest trick in the book!!! You'd know that if you knew how to read, but still!!!! Victory!!!!!!!!

[ecstarry]

i love petty and a bit obsessive james potter like yes he did just push someone to get to class first and sit next to regulus but what he doesn't know is that reg is the exact same just more discreet

[withascaleandafeather]

My desire to see Aziraphale do the apology dance is 1000% rooted in my desire to see just how cunty Michael's performance of it is.

[goat-paradox]

@dj2slugs @silverlizard012

I'm inspired by balding Max today, folks... [1 PART]

[heohl-art]

oh lord I had such a CUTE idea for a new ineffable "illustration format" where our ineffable husbands spend some time on IG sharing pictures of their ineffable family🥹🩷

• Feeding time with Daddy •

I just couldn't wait to post it✨ (also I kinda feel somewhat guilty for starting such a tearbath with my Good Omens x World War I AU🙈 you need some love after that)

notes: that's not a real IG profile, just an illustration idea (BUT we'll see in the future, should I draw more scenes like this? Would you have some more?🫢)

Ps. Did you read Gabriel's comment?🤣✨

[attleboy]

found this weirdo typing exit-related search terms into my browser wtf do i do with her

[cryptidinlaw]

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