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"You and me, Ethan. Together we go save Rose, and then we can grind Miranda into paste!"
#ethan winters#karl heisenberg#wintersberg#resident evil#resident evil fanart#rebhfun#resident evil village#resident evil 8#re8#re8 if karl didnt fumble so hard he literally died#anytime i draw wintersberg know that it is under the assumption that karl did not propose to use rosemary as a weapon#it would be incredibly ooc for ethan to agree to something like that and also increidbly immoral 😭#anyone who blames ethan is nuts#why should it have been on ethan to negotiate with the dude who has done nothing to prove himself as trustworthy#karl literally tries to SCARE ethan into taking his deal#thats like a huge sign that its gonna be a horrible partnership#i love karl#hes a great character#but him thinking that ethan would ever accept his deal was just delusional#anyways#ethan was not stupid or wrong for not taking karls deal#anyone who geniunly believes ethan was a idiot for not taking the deal is forgetting that he is in fact his own character#and would rightfully not want to use his baby under a vague deal that doesnt even elaborate on details#a karl and ethan teamup WOULD be cool#but with the deal karl proposed#it was doomed from the start#*rants about why karl and ethan should never teamed up *#*draws wintersberg*#ok rant over whatever
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I'm not even joking when I tell you that a clip of this scene from the last episode of house of the dragon season 1 is what got me to watch ALL of house of the dragon AND game of thrones. it was chilling, and epic, and frightening, and the first time I saw it made me feel a little sick.
#this one part particularly. where the lightning cracks and you see vhagar's silouette MAXXING OUT over arrax. deadly.#the size of vhagar vs arrax was just. like the only word I feel like i can use is 'awful'#it was doomed from the start#but like if this was vhagar (on my side) vs whoever i wanted dead who happened to have a punny dragon I'd get so fucking hyped#nemos thoughts#tw flashing#house of the dragon#vhagar#arrax#game of thrones#asoiaf#a song of ice and fire
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I CANNOT DO THIS ANYMORE IF I READ ONE MORE LINE OF KEVJEAN ANGST IM GONNA LOSE IT
#kevjean is something i ship just because it hurts :)#like they can never really be together be ANYTHING because of their shared shattered past#kevin can't get over his guilt#jean can't hold him up like andrew and neil do#it was doomed from the start#doomed by the narrative#all for the game#aftg#the foxhole court#tsc#jean moreau#the sunshine court#kevin day#neil josten#tsc spoilers#the sunshine court spoilers#andrew minyard#kevandreil#kevjean#jerejean#tsc quotes#kevjean angst
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An ambitious young woman with a good marriage, well on her way to quite some position, and then that man came along and you...melted in front of him... I did not melt.
#his dark materials#marisa coulter#lord asriel#masriel#asriel x marisa#james mcavoy#ruth wilson#the golden compass#two ambitious academics#it was doomed from the start#chaotic couple#mmmm two toxic people just dont mix well#idk who this is for...but hopefully someone enjoys it#young masriel has my heart#marisa probably broke the vase that girl need therapy but i love her#my gifs
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why do i like prickcest so much you ask?? because it horts me so good thats why 😩
#deletables#literally everytjing about this ship is tragic and doomed and so goddamn delicious#thats why#im also a sucker for pain#THEY DONT EVEN GET A CANON HAPPY ENDING#IT WAS DOOMED FROM THE START
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Spoilers
Duh.
I've only played the game once, but I'm pretty sure that a casteless dwarf is the worst race to play story-wise.
I couldn't stay in a relationship with Alistair cause, well, casteless peasant dwarf. Even if I was a noble, it probably wouldn't have gone over either.
Alistair and I broke up, predictably. He knew it wouldn't work so he let me down gently.
And I wouldn't make him do the ritual with Morrigan either. Kinda ticked her off.
And I didn't take him with me to fight the arch demon.
iykyk.
*sigh*
Oh well, I'm having a lot of fun with Dragon Age 2!
#dragon age origins#dragon age#alistair's an awkward sweetheart#alistair theirin#alistair x warden#it was doomed from the start
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Watergate, Partygate, Oceangate... I'm sensing a pattern. Maybe they should have picked a better name for that submersible.
#'gate' and 'titanic' in its name#it was doomed from the start#titanic#oceangate#suspicious#superstitious#trending
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Wait that guy that touched the weagle's head and got banned was the same guy that Bailey Smith waggled his tongue at??? Huh.
#i think about the Bailey thing all the time#Just a cheeky response#cheeky Bailey#i miss Bailey Smith#why did they allow this season to go ahead without him#what a dumb idea#it was doomed from the start#it was doomed from the moment Bailey did his ACL#The only thing that could salvage this year would be a suns Freo grand final#i don't know#goddd can you imagine#they're just giving out grand final tickets on street corners#every suns player gets to invite their entire extended family including pets
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When you write a canon divergence AU but then you think of a ship and write that instead and you make yourself cry because even in universe the romance is doomed
#writing#this is pain#nothing but pain in this house#i hate myself now#why did i do that to myself#this is about the Hunger Games. I��m writing a new rarepair canon-compliant hunger games romance#it was doomed from the start#doomed by the narrative#doomed from the start#doomed love
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This is the first thing I thought of after getting out of the cinema
#finally some good toxic yaoi#the cropping is kinda scuffed but it is what it is#unsure what level of “spoiler” is that since we all knew that this man was doomed from the start and the text really isn't THAT specific#maccadam#transformers#transformers one#tf one
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I'm just thinking about Agatha telling Rio she didn't want to see her face again and now we know why. Nicky is Rio's literal twin and he's a perfect blend of them both. Rio really had to reap her own sons soul and afterwards she was rejected by her love. It wouldn't have mattered if Rio granted Agatha 6 years or 16. His death was always going to stand in between them. Let that sink in.
#agatha all along#agatha harkness#kathryn hahn#marvel cinematic universe#agatha all along spoilers#agathario#nicholas scratch#aubrey plaza#marvel#marvel mcu#i'm sad now#So I'm sharing my pain with you#they were doomed from the start#when i see you#marvel television#agatha x rio#marvel spoilers#marvel tv
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See my very first question is why tf were they eating at a Denny's 😭 ain't even try to love themselves. There's never a time you gotta be at a Denny's
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Ah shit, here we go again
#squid game#squid game 2#seong gi hun#hwang in ho#the front man#the frontman#gi hun#in ho x gi hun#toxic old man yaoi#old man yaoi#front man#squid game spoilers#seong gi-hun#hwang in-ho#young-il#inhun#giho#457#gihun x inho#gihun x frontman#hannigram#because of course#lee jung jae#lee byung hun#whew that's a lot of tags#anyway praise toxic old men yaoi#didn't think my last ship of 2024 would come from squid game of all shows#simply bc it's such a brutal and unhappy show#i love squid game don't get me wrong but i usually tend to go for shows where ships aren't doomed from the start lmao
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she dun on my geon till i meshi
#ダンジョン飯#quirinahdraws#laios touden#kabru#mithrun#marcille donato#chilchuck tims#izutsumi#maizuru#inutade#labru#laishuro#nakamoto toshiro#sketchdump#digital#SORRY THESE R SO LQ I WAS ARTBLOCKED AS HELL LOL#*thinking really hard about manipulative girlfriend kabru from the omake* i think i hauve mana sickness#some1 on twit was like. labru takes advantage of fem laios’s unfulfilled desire for adventure…. i love toxic and doomed Yuri i mean what#THE BELL *hopping up and down* my embarrassing idea is that the BellTM is like. honorary laios accompaniment for the b plot#it starts ringing really aggressively and shuro is like. oh they’re fighting again huh. I DONT KNOWWWWWWW#I CANT DRAW ANY OF THE CHARACTERS WAAHHHH… erm… busting it down ooc style…#waiting for the mithrun au where he becomes a ramen cook slash pottery artisan. ermmm#dungeon meshi#ME WHEN I FORGET THE TAG (yuribrained)
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So. I just finished The Magnus Archives.
You’re telling me that Jonathan Sims, Head Archivist of the Magnus Institute, began his journey from such a place of uncertainty and desperation to prove himself worthy of the title, and ended as the embodiment of everything that tormented him?
You’re telling me that Martin Blackwood, who held so much love for the people around him, unintentionally paved the way for his lover’s desperate martyrdom?
You’re telling me Jon was marked for this from childhood, manipulated by forces older and greater than civilization to bring such harm upon the world that the only solution he could see was to end it?
You’re telling me there was no escape for them?
You’re telling me they could have lived happily together, but they could never have taken that path because it lies contrary to who they are?
You’re telling me Jon and Martin had everything and everyone slowly and agonizingly ripped away from them until they had nothing left but each other, until neither one could fathom surviving without the other?
You’re telling me that Martin and Jon kissed at the center of a collapsing reality, then Martin felt the life leave Jon’s body as he stabbed the only living person he loved?
You’re telling me there is a chance they are Somewhere Else, but that would mean they never escaped the Fears and never will?
You’RE TELLING ME-
#incoherent screaming#head in my hands screaming#IT WAS ALL INEVITABLE AND IT WAS ALL HIS FAULT#AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA#the magnus archives#the Magnus archives spoilers#tma spoilers#tma 200#this podcast#this godforsaken podcast#I’VE SEEN THE JMART JAYVIK COMPARISONS I DOD NOT REALIZE IT WOULD BE THE EXACT SAME#jonathan sims#jarchivist#martin blackwood#tma meta#jonmartin#THEY WERE DOOMED FROM THE START#AAAAAAAAAAAAA#I’m not handling this well am I#madbard rambles
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thinking about a jason todd that’s in his late 30s. lines are just starting to etch themselves into the corners of his eyes and he’s got a hip that always pops when he rolls out of bed in the morning. he’s had a partner or two since his resurrection, each time promising forever and a day but never really making it there. he doesn’t look for serious anymore, grown up grown tired of always waiting on the back foot for someone that never sticks around. what’s the point of giving away his heart when it’s just going to get handed right back to him anyway? and that’s fine — he doesn’t hold it against any of them, he wouldn’t stick around for him either.
it’s frustrating then, to love him like you’ve never loved before and know he only sees you as a placeholder. the one he comes home to for now. he views himself as a season in your life, a moment that will pass and maybe you’ll remember this fondly if he doesn’t fuck up the ending too badly. you know he would accept you breaking your heart in two with tired eyes and a practiced smile, nothing but the best wishes for your future.
you tell him you love him and he accepts it with thanks and an unspoken for now. you tell him he’s it for you and he tells you sure kid, all nihilistic patronism that he’ll be seeing the back of you one day. it’s all youthful optimism and vigour to him, hasn’t stood the test of time or the first fight, the worst of an after patrol breakdown or the fear of a serious injury. you tell him you’ll always stay and he warns you that you don’t hafta make promises you won’t want to keep kid. he doesn’t understand that you want to mean it.
so you don’t promise him forever and a day. you promise him tomorrow. and tomorrow. and tomorrow. maybe one day he’ll believe you. maybe one day you won’t mean it. but the one thing you will not do is break his heart the way it’s been broken before.
might continue this if there’s interest
#thinking about doomed from the start jaded older jason with younger optimistic reader and having so many feelings#jason todd x reader#jason todd x gn!reader#jason todd x fem!reader#jason todd x male reader#jason todd x you#jason todd x y/n#red hood x reader#red hood x you#red hood x y/n#red hood x gender neutral reader#red hood x male reader#red hood x fem!reader#jason todd fanfiction#jason todd fic#sunnie writes 🌻#snack fic
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