All I do is watch sport and complain about Sophia, I'm so sorry
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I take this back because he most definitely did the celebration for Allegra. This is acceptable. Do one for Frankie angel next. And then Ginnianco and then
Tell de goey that's it's already been done. Pick something else, loser
#de goey knows who he plays for and also what channel it's being aired on#keep Daisy relevant always
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how it feels to get an iced coffee every single time i get an iced coffee
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Love that the talk on the train home from pies fans was the gossip that his new girlfriend flew down from the gold coast to watch him in Frankston. That's lovely xxxx
#I should just name names I guess everyone knows#whatever#I don't keep up with anything#I don't care I just hope he's okay#literally the best person (okay fine there was other gossip that he cheated on the previous girl that's why she took the kids and--- shhh)#shhhhh#just pretend#everything is all roses#this is all Craig's master plan#he's got everything worked out#he thought we were doing it too easy and decided to take a rung out of the ladder#they're all happily spray painting this random ladder that Oleg put together from pieces in Bunnings and Craig just randomly jengaed it and#now they have to ring Oleg again and get him to fix the ladder#but it was made by Oleg so it was shaped like his moustache#the bars were as wispy as his moustache hairs#who am I kidding?! oleg's moustache is strong af that's not the problem#sigh#the problem is Sophia#WAIT NO I'M JOKING#the problem is they finally found Harvey Harrison stuck in a wine vent#him just screaming BIANCOOOOOO as he climbed through because he thought it led to Trent's wine bar#this has derailed the season#put their heart rates up for reasons other than a footy game#I know it's bad#they managed to rescue Harvey he's okay he's been saved#nothing can be done for his leg though it's dead#I'm so sorry#it was too early for him to be crawling through wine vents#he wasn't up to that in his rehab program#his rehab program is the same as the one Sophia is using to recover from a tavi
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Biancno catches the golden snitch and it's worth 150 points. Collingwood wins
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I think Hawks fans just Bronx cheered Jack Ginnivan????? NO. THAT IS NOT ACCEPTABLE.
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Hawks are sponsored by anaconda???? No they can't be. The anaconda jacket he bought for me just arrived today. Today???? Of all days???? did he do this on purpose, does he not love me at all
#aflm#oh and I notice Hawks sponsored by Skechers oh man that's my pink shoes#and bloody iiNet don't get me started#just walking walking breathing Hawthorn#it's disgusting#hi it's me I'm the problem it's me#just so wrong#will definitely wear my new jacket on Saturday#embarrassing#I'm just a loser and will always be a loser
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Why are Hawks fans complaining??? They're up by 100 points?????? Grow up
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Love that a hawk fan thought it was funny to kick my seat right as I took a drink of water
#aflm#why do I always get seated in front of seat kickers?????#always??????#is there someone who purposely buys the seat behind me just to kick it#Must be
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Thank God someone (hero) explained the rules to the Hawks fan behind me.
#aflm#I think the Hawks fan is an alien?????#I don't know#he knows nothing#he thought Hawks weren't getting enough frees???? in what world is this an issue?????
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I did think we would never win another game without Edward
#aflm#well I didn't want to say this but#the sooner we get Edward back the better#the sooner Harvey comes back the better#the sooner Trent comes back the better#kid behind me has hope for Collingwood but his dad dashed it
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Hawk fan behind me said "come on Mitch" number 3 is a Mitch????
#aflm#alright then#can he rewrite the record please#never mind it was a 2 not a 3#number 2 kicked a goal#my bad#can I go home
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Tell de goey that's it's already been done. Pick something else, loser
#aflm#be original with goal celebrations#be like Pendles and ask your offspring if you need help#I guess that means his dog#ask the dog
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Just give Mihocek whatever contract he wants, yes we'll do it, we'll buy Tasmania for him
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Ollie made that his song after goals and that's why he hasn't been sighted for a hundred years and

#aflm#now this is a true crime#no ending because Chris can't have us know the truth#if Pendles finds out his son that he spent so long training to be a mirror image----#like he randomly plays in a vflm game out in Footscray in front of pies supporters and then never seen again#and now we find out his coach hates his song choice#interesting
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What?? I thought calsher was helping Trent team???? So who have they got helping Trent's team???? Hello??? The most important team?????
#aflm#honestly#sort out your shit Hawthorn#the good players go on Trent's team#the shit players do not play with Trent#that's how it goes
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Mihocek is everything and the rest of them are nothing
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