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Oh my god the fucking Onion

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Please retire the "we are made of stardust" phrase I am so tired of it

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So sad to see that Josh is the last noise boy left

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reblog if you’re a sick fuck

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'ao3 needs a like and dislike button'

what you need, my algorithm-rotten minded friend, is a grip

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Send me to Mars with party supplies before next august 5th

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I get that sex and drugs are fun but even im like. at least have a 3rd thing. at least one more hobby. you can have a 3rd hobby. this isnt a purity thing this is a some of u are fucking boring thing.

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So to clarify, Brennan is going to be:

GM-ing the next core campaign for Critical Role

Launching new shows with Dropout

GM-ing more Dimension 20 campaigns

Working on Worlds Beyond Number even if not as a GM

Taking care of his young child

Making American Girl Doll shoes

I need to know where the fuck he finds his energy because like... can I borrow a tiny bit of it?

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Banana fish

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all cookie dough is edible if you’re not a pussy

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boy if you play that leitmotif one more time