#astro fake quotes

[sophieinwonderland]

Crazy how the things you cite for tulpamancy have been debunked hundreds of times.

Crazy how you cherry pick your data.

Crazy how you pretend you can’t find any sources.

Crazy how you villainize anyone who doesn’t instantly believe you.

Crazy how you mock someone over a single mistake but refuse to acknowledge your racism, transphobia, or ableism.

Crazy how you leave out the part that directly calls you out.

You are a genuine piece of shit. Get the fuck out of our community you faking piece of shit. At least Astro wears the fact that he’s an asshole on his chest. No one wants a bitch so privileged, so desperate for attention, that they pretend to be plural for internet points. From the entire system community: Fuck you, and everything you stand for, you complete and total waste of oxygen.

Oh boy! Here we go again!

Crazy how the things you cite for tulpamancy have been debunked hundreds of times.

Hundreds of times where? By whom?

Do you have a peer reviewed academic source that "debunked" the academic sources I'm citing, or are you referring to random Tumblr posts or Carrds with zero credibility and no sources behind them?

If you have even a single credible source debunking any of the sources I've cited, please provide it instead of just repeating that it supposedly exists.

Crazy how you cherry pick your data.

What you're referring to as "cherry picking" is something rational people call "citing sources." Something you seem incapable of doing.

This is a concept you seem to have a REALLY HARD TIME GRASPING.

So allow me to simplify.

If I don't know something, I research it.

Then I find articles that contain the information I'm looking for.

Then I quote those source and provide links to them. This is called a citation.

If you believe my sources are inaccurate, then you can use this same process and find if there are any sources that contradict my own.

Crazy how you pretend you can’t find any sources.

No. I've found plenty of sources. It's just that every source leads to the conclusion that plurality isn't a disorder and you don't need negative experiences to be plural.

What I haven't found sources for are YOUR claims. And it's your responsibility to provide those if you want anyone to believe you.

Crazy how you villainize anyone who doesn’t instantly believe you.

Poor widdle baby. "Villainized" for repeatedly fakeclaiming and attacking a marginalized group of people, then doubling down when proven wrong by just straight-up denying all science and pretending you know better than the literal doctors who have actually studied this subject.

But real talk: You aren't being "villainized" for "not believing." You go out of your way to spread hate. You go out of your way to spread lies.

And when those lies are corrected, rather than accept that you're wrong, you double down.

And do you know why people like you always double down even in spite of overwhelming evidence? Even when all the doctors who have spoken on the subject have said you're wrong? When all the evidence only goes one way?

It's because deep down, you want to hurt people.

If your ignorance is your excuse to hurt other people with different experiences than yourself, then you need to cling to it in order to keep being able to hurt people.

That's all there is to it. If anything I said was factually incorrect, you could have provided sources to contradict them. If no sources exist and all sources are on my side, yet you still refuse to change, wanting to hurt people is the only explanation.

Crazy how you leave out the part that directly calls you out.

Calls me out? You mean your childish namecalling? Of course I'm not going to respond to that. It's a red herring. A distraction meant to make people forget that you have no sources. Do you think that if you say enough mean things about me, it will goad me into defending my honor and draw attention away from how you still have no sources to support you?

Do you think I'll stoop to your level and you can successfully turn this into a flame war?

[krisluxxeeempress]

FULL MOON IN GEMINI (13) 9TH HOUSE DECEMBER 27TH, 2023 | 6:57 AM | PREDICTIVE VEDIC ASTROLOGY

FULL MOON IN GEMINI (13) 9TH HOUSE DECEMBER 27TH, 2023 | PREDICTIONS

DATE: DECEMBER 27TH, 2023 | VEDIC ASTRO | PLACIDUS | 6:57

FULL VIDEO REPORT AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE & PATREON...

AS A GEMINI NATIVE, THIS FULL MOON HAS CERTAINTLY GIVEN ME A HEADACHE. FULL MOON SIGNIFY A TIME WHERE NOT ONLY IS THE ENERGY MAXIMIZED BUT SO MUCH SO, IT FORCES ONE TO RELEASE AND LET GO OF ANYTHING THAT ADDS TO THE OVERLOAD. THINK OF A COMPUTER, NEW MOONS ARE A TIME WHEN YOU ARE DOWNLOADING NEW SOFTWARE OR PLUG INS FOR OPTIMUM USAGE. HOWEVER, FULL MOONS IS WHEN YOU MAY NEED TO RELEASE SOME OUTDATED SOFTWARE OR PLUG-INS THAT ARE TAKING TOO MUCH SPACE OR ISN’T NEEDED AND THREATENS THE EFFICIENCY OF YOUR SYSTEM. LIKE OVEREATING , FULL MOONS CAN BE A PAINFUL TIME IF YOU CHOSE TO CONTINUE ADDING MORE TO AN ALREADY FULL BELLY WITHOUT GIVING YOUR BODY TIME TO DIGEST AND RELEASE, IF YOU CATCH MY DRIFT.

WITH MUCH CONSIDERATION TO THIS BEING THE LAST FULL MOON ON 2023, AND IN THE SIGN OF SOCIAL GEMINI, THIS IS THE LAST CALL TO RELEASE ALL SURFACE LEVEL FORMS OF COMMUNICATION FOR ONE. WHAT THIS MEANS IS, FOR SOME YOU MAY START TO LOSE INTEREST, IF NOT COMPLETELY, BY PEOPLE, PLACES, THINGS AND SOCIAL MEDIA OUTLETS THAT ONLY OFFER THE BARE MINIMUM. SURFACE LEVEL INFORMATION AND COMMUNICATION IS JUST NOT ACCEPTABLE ANYMORE. MEDIOCRACY IS JUST NOT TOLERABLE ANYMORE. SMALL TALK, SHORT RESPONSES LACKING DEPTH WILL CERTAINTLY BE CHALLENGED AT THE TIME. THE FULL MOON WILL ENCOURAGE THOSE IN ENERGETIC ALIGNMENT TO SEEK HIGHER KNOWLEDGE IN TRUTH REGARDING SPIRITUALITY, RELIGION, EDUCATION, LAWS, LEGALITIES, TABOOS, THE OCCULT, FOREIGN AFFAIRS, AND ANCESTRY. YOU MAY START TO BE DRAWN TO CONTRIBUTE  OR LEARN ABOUT INFORMATION THAT IS HAPPENING AROUND THE WORLD. EXAMPLE, JUST THE OTHER DAY I CAME ACROSS A TIKTOK PAGE AND I WAS MADE AWARE ABOUT THE INJUSTICES THAT HAVE BEEN ONGOING IN THE CONGO. I TOOK AN ANCESTRY DNA TEST SOME YEARS AGO AND FOUND OUT I AM A DESCENDANT OF THE CONGO! WHEN I SAW THE VIDEO, I FELT ANGER AND SADNESS WHICH THEN PROMPTED ME TO LEARN MORE ABOUT WHAT HAS BEEN HIDDEN AND NOT COVERED ON THE NEWS. I HAVE COMPLETELY STOPPED WATCHING YOUTUBE IN THE SAME MANNER AS BEFORE, CHOSING TO DO MY OWN IN-DEPTH RESEARCH THAT I AM FULLY CAPABLE OF CARRYING OUT. YOU MAY NOTICE THAT YOU ARE MORE INCLINED TO READ OR WRITE DURING THIS TIME AS WELL, LEADING INTO THE NEW YEAR. THIS FULL MOON IS ASSISTING WITH BEING ABLE TO DIFFERITIATE BETWEEN WHAT REALLY MATTERS, FAKE NEWS VS. REAL NEWS.  DETERMINING WHAT MATTERS AND WHAT DOESN’T  WILL ALWAYS PLAY OUT DIFFERENTLY FOR EVERYONE WITH CONSIDERATION TO OUR NATAL, PROGRESSIVE AND SOLAR RETURN ASTROLOGY CHARTS. WE ARE ALL PRESENTED WITH THE SAME ENERGY BUT WILL CERTAINTLY REACT TO  IT DIFFERENTLY. FOR ME, I AM NO LONGER INTERESTED IN SMALL TALK OR SWEET NOTHINGS- I SEE THE BIGGER PICTURE NOW. WHEREAS, FOR OTHERS THEY WILL EXPAND UPON INFORMATION, TALK , NEWS AND PEOPLE WHO HAVE A LOT TO SAY BUT NOTHING TO OFFER. THIS IS ALL ABOUT MENTAL EXPANSION AND TO SOME DEGREE, PREPARING YOU FOR MATURITY. PERSONALLY, I USED TO GET CARRIED AWAY BY SOCIAL MEDIA, THE LIKES AND THE ATTENTION BUT NOW, NONE OF THAT MATTERS IF I AM NOT EARNING MONETARY GAIN ESPECIALLY CONSIDERING I AM OPERATING A BUSINESS. I USED TO ALLOW MYSELF TO GET DISTRACTED WITH CELEBRITY NEWS, GOSSIP AND OR DRAMA AND NOW, NONE OF THAT MATTERS IN COMPARISON TO COUNTRIES AT WAR, THE DECLINE OF THE ECONOMY, AND QUITE FRANKLY A DECLINE IN MY FINANCES. NOT ONLY DO I FIND MYSELF “DISTRACTED” BY BOOKS WITH THE INTENT TO CHALLENGE AND EXPAND MY MENTAL BUT ALSO, UTILIZING ANY SPIRTIUAL GIFTS I HAVE THAT CAN CONTRIBUTE TO THE BIGGER PICTURE. THE QUOTE “ DON’T WATCH ME, WATCH TV” COMES TO MIND.

THIS FULL MOON IS INFLUENCING ME TO STOP WATCHING AND DO MORE ACTION, TEACHING, WRITING, STUDYING, RESEARCHING AND TRAVELING EVEN IF ON THE COMPUTER TO OTHERS COUNTRIES AND REALITITES. FOR OTHERS NOT ALIGNED, THIS WILL SIMPLY BE A TIME WHERE THEY OVEREAT, OVER CONSUME ON GOSSIP, DRAMA, AND STAY SMALL MINDED. THIS IS NOT TO SHADE OR JUDGE ANYONE BUT THIS IS THE FACTS! SOME WILL CONTINUE TO BE APART OF THE PROBLEM WHILE CRITIZING OTHERS, MEANWHILE, THERE WILL BE THOSE WHO TRY TO FIND SOLUTIONS TO THE PROBLEMS. THERE WILL ALWAYS BE BALANCE EVERYTHING. THERE WILL ALWAYS BE HIGHER AND LOWER VIBRATIONS OF THE SAME ENERGY PRESENTED. ANOTHER THING TO NOTE, GEMINI IS KNOWN TO BE TWO FACED. THIS FULL MOON CAN ALSO BRING FORTH SOME HIGHER PERSPECTIVES ON FAMILY DYNAMICS AND CONNECTIONS AS WELL. KEEP IN MIND, WE CONSIDER FRIENDS AS FAMILY AND IN TRUE GEMINI FASHION, WE MAY EVEN CALL AN AQUAINTANCE “ A BRO, OR SIS” JOKINGLY. EXPAND YOUR MIND, THE MOON DOES NOT ONLY MEAN YOUR IMMEDIATE OR ANCESTRAL FAMILY CONNECTIONS. I CONSIDER MY DOGS, MY CHILDREN- FAMILY. PERSONALLY, I FINALLY CUT THE CORD WITH MY FAMILY BECAUSE I RECEIVED THE LAST PIECE OF INFORMATION, I NEEDED TO JUSTIFY MY DESCION. THE SMALL TALK AND SURFACE LEVEL GESTURES THAT I TOLERATED AND ALLOWED TO BLIND ME FROM THE PICTURE, JUST COULDN’T BE IGNORED ANYMORE. THE MOON NURUTURES, IT FEEDS- AND THESE CONNECTIONS, PEOPLE, PLACES, THINGS AND SOCIAL MEDIA OUTLETS, DO NOT PROVIDE NOURISHMENT BUT INSTEAD JUNK FOOD. MORAL OF THE FULL MOON IN GEMINI, IS FINALLY RELEASING ALL THE JUNK. 

I WENT THE GROCERY STORE YESTERDAY AND THERE WAS THIS WOMAN BUYING HER DOG THOSE LITTLE CEASAR PACKETS AND I KEPT THINKING HOW THAT WAS THE WORST THING TO FEED YOUR DOG BECAUSE IT’S JUNK. THIS FULL MOON MAY INFLUENCE THOSE IN ENERGETIC ALIGNMENT TO FINALLY GET RID OF FAST FOOD, JUNK FOOD, SUGARY DRINKS, AND GETTING MORE ACTIVE IN THE GYM. WHY? BECAUSE THE BIGGER PICTURE IS KNOWING HEALTH IS WEALTH. AGAIN, THIS WILL NOT RESONATE FOR SOME PEOPLE AS THEY WILL CHOSE TO EXPAND ON ALL THINGS THAT CATER TO THE MOMENT AND PROVIDE INSTANT GRATIFICATION. TO ME, THIS IS A VERY POWERFUL FULL MOON BECAUSE BEING IN GEMINI, RULED BY MERCURY, COMPLETELY DOMINATES THIS REALM AND OTHERS. COMMUNICATION, INTELLIGENCE , IDEAS AND INTELLECT IS ALL THERE IS AND WILL ALWAYS BE. IT’S NEVER ENDING, LIKE THIS INTERPREATION! THE FULL MOON IN GEMINI, AT 13 DEGREES IS WITHIN THE 2ND DECAN RULED BY VENUS. THIS MEANS THERE IS CREATIVE AND ARTISTIC ABILITIES PRESENT IF ONLY EXPANDED UPON. THE DANGER LIES IN LAZINESS THAT THE 2ND DECAN OF VENUS CAN PRESENT AS WELL. IT’S EASIER TO BE SMALL MINDED, PLAY IT SMALL AND TO DO THE BARE MIMIMUM IN WHICH MOST WILL CONTINUE TO DO. AS FOR OTHERS, THIS IS PRIMETIME TO CAPITALIZE OFF LEARNING MORE, TEACHING, CREATING, AND ULTIMATELY CHALLENGING YOURSELF MENTALLY TO GROW. YOU ARE WHAT YOU ATTRACT, AND KNOWLEDGE HAS ALWAYS BEEN POWER! MOST WILL CONTINUE TO GIVE UP AND WEAKEN THEIR POWER TO CARE ABOUT GOSSIP, CELEBRITY NEWS, SMALL TALK AND SURFACE LEVEL UNDERSTANDINGS WHEREAS, OTHERS WILL BE GAINING MORE OR ESTABLISHING POWER AT THIS TIME.

GEMINI ENERGY IS ABOUT THE DETAILS, AND THE 9TH HOUSE IS WHERE ALL THOSE DETAILS ADD UP. EXAMPLE, I AM A WRITER. THE MORE I READ BOOKS, THE BETTER MY WRITING AND MY ARTICULATION OF SPEECH GETS. READING IS THE GEMINI ENERGY, AND GETTING BETTER IN OTHER AREAS LIKE SPEAKING AND WRITING IS 9TH HOUSE ENERGY. READING SOCIAL MEDIA COMMENTS DOESN’T ASSIST ME IN ANYWAY EXCEPT DISTRACT ME AND INFLUENCES SLANG AND CURSING THAT DOESN’T HELP ME GET ANYWHERE. IN CONCLUSION, THIS FULL MOON IN GEMINI AT 13 DEGREES IN THE 9TH HOUSE IS ALL ABOUT PRACTICE MAKING PERFECT AND REACHING FOR HIGHER HEIGHTS. THIS FULL MOON IN GEMINI IS ABOUT “ KNOWING BETTER AND DOING BETTER”.

THANK YOU FOR READING! TIPS ARE WELCOMED.

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[jscariot]

hellu it's gloss here ( 21+, s/h ) bringing u the lean, mean 2-timin machine kwon hyunsik!! he's ur back to reality / voted off the island skele and is a major league baseball player who's currently suspended for the szn bc of his quote unquote villain era 🫣 i've got his bio somewhere on my page but it's written in prose so for a less? more? brainrotted version u can find out more ab him under the cut ( tw: infidelity & bullying ) but yeah pls hit that like button to plot im beggin on my knees!! i also have d*scord if u'd like ♡

gem sun / cap moon / leo rising 4 all u astro wh0res out there ♡

born middle class ( shame!!!! ) to a mom who's a secretary for a ceo of some multi-million dollar company n dad who's an employee-of-the-month car salesman for porsche, so he was exposed to wealth thru a looking glass

but otherwise he honestly had a rlly good upbringing?? his parents were both v present in his life n his dad, being a baseball superfan, would bring hyunsik to weekly baseball games n teach him how to swing a bat since before he graduated from diapers

bc of his v early exposure to baseball, it was quickly discovered by the Adults that hyunsik is super gifted @ the game!! v wish fulfilment type beat but his dad signed him up for little league n rlly fostered his baseball career

bc he was put on such a high pedestal from a young age, it led to a lot of room for bad character development n to make matters worse, everyone was so laser focused on his potential that no one rlly corrected him? to put it bluntly, he was spoiled asf or as dj khaled likes 2 put it, sufferin from success

but more than that, there was also a lot of praise n pressure put on him so he alw felt like he needed to Be The Best which caused him to act out in a lot of diff ways to ensure this,,

bc of all of this hyunsik as a schoolmate was an absolute terror,, it was nvr the glory level bad but he would bully n intimidate ppl to get his way ( like threatening to beat ppl up if they don't give him their lunch money bc he alr spent his n didn't wanna seem 'poor' enough to ever run out of it, etc etc ) or cheat in every aspect of his life, from relos to exams and there would be like 0 repercussions for all his bad behaviour

anw to cut a long story short, he makes it into kbo, sk's major league baseball ( his team is the doosan bears ) n starts earnin that $$$ athlete salary yay!! the only problem is that everyone in major league is hella talented so no one's lickin his asshole anymore n he can even be a bit of a bench warmer / clipboard holder at times

he starts to get a lil panicked that he's not The Best anymore n he starts to worry ab his position on the team so he starts doin Real desperate shit like blood doping to help him make the starting team + illegal gambling n signin up for reality tv to boost his wealth + fame in case his career does end

as per his skele's desc he was q well-received ( largely attributed to how respected baseball is as a sport in sk as opposed to his actual character ), but more imptly, after this sudden surge of fame outside of just the sports fanbase some of his victims h8rs have slowly trickled out n exposed his bullying + cheating ass :))))

some were true, some were fake n the fake ones were so severely rebutted that everything kinda just flew under that umbrella n all got swept under the rug, but then gg comes back to life n exposes that he's been blood doping n now the sports fans r also mad!! so now he's suspended for the whole szn while all these investigations r pending :))) cue park yeonjin's why is my life so hard

personality-wise he's based a little on rhys montrose from you, v rags to riches but is v imbedded in high society!! before u call the cops he's not a murderer thx :)) has a huge superiority complex n it's shown in v nouveau riche ways,,, like he would only b friends w rich ppl bc that means he's rich too or he'd sometimes say rlly taboo or cocky shit that is clearly a reflection of his overcompensation!! has a bit of a love-hate relo w high society n by love-hate i mean he's obsessed w it 2 the point where he disgusts even himself sometimes ( v rare bc he keeps his self-reflection 2 a minimum )

he's the fakest bitch out there like he will do anyth 2 look like he's the best n it's to the point where he will betray or switch up on u n even gaslight u if u confront him :))) likewise if u betray him he is fake enough to pretend that ur all good n everything's good all bc u have a good social standing :))) his motto is 2 keep people around bc u nvr know who is gna make it

god i ramble SO MUCH tq n sry if u read alla dat 🫣 i've also incl some connections i'd be keen to explore!!!

given that he's a certified snake i'd lov to see some connections where he's betrayed u!! mayb yall were close friends n u brought him into ur circle n he's straight up done some feral shit n he comes back like :)) o hey no hard feelings right ♡ j look at the face,,, so slapable mmm

i'd also love to giv him some real friends that he has not betrayed n hopefully will not ever,,, espc yk the boyz 👅🤙

udk how Down i am for a billie bossa nova type beat,,, like gimme not even a fwb just a Benefit :)) given hyunsik is in his villain era rn it is alm taboo 2 b seen w him so i'd love for some chuck / blair sorta arrangement where it has to be kept on the dl but he got that good good 😩

any baseball fans!! anyone bettin on hyunsik!! anyone mad ab his blood doping how could he do this 2 u!!! ( conversely anyone who's rooting for the opponent teams!! )

also fun 2 explore but anyone who betrayed Him instead?? espc if ur muse is of a higher social standing i feel like he'd be :))) 2 them n pretend it's all g he unds but deep down he's hibernatin,,, waitin 4 the day 2 get his revenge,,

would appear on cfs occasionally so if ur muse is in that space they could def have met then too!!!

uhm exes mayb,, honestly if u need someone 2 jumpstart ur villain era hyunsik is ur guy bc he will cheat on anyone n everyone the man can't even spell loyalty 😩🤚

he also jogs by the han river like every mornin so if ur muse is often there then im down 4 a meet cute x

[a-silly-alterhuman]

For your ask to Astro, not sure why people are saying he sa'd someone, as he hasn't met any of these people in real life. We haven't personally seen any claims of that.

But he does say inherently sexual things and has said before many times that he was going to touch people. Said something about being inside of us in response to us saying he isn't inside other people's heads so he can't possibly know what is going on or what the individual is experiencing, and something about licking either us or someone else.

He consistently harasses endogenic systems calling them delusional and saying that they are radqueer/transplural when usually the one's he's harassing are inherently anti-radqueer/transid. He calls people dense too for disagreeing with him. Which, like calling others delusional when the other person doesn't experience delusions or you aren't delusional yourself, is ableist. People who experience delusions themselves have called him out on his behavior.

When he asks for sources and we provide them he doesn't even bother to read them. Because "all endo sources are invalid and fake" or something along the lines of that.

But when we ask for sources disproving the existence of non-traumagenic plurality, he ignores us and skirts around the question. When he was first asked he provided a post on Tumblr featuring 9 sources that @/eliza-and-rose debunked a while ago and we did the same.

He didn't even bother to read it just straight up said, and we quote, "All these points r js invalid hello"

There is other things he has done but we do not remember them very well.

We (pro-endos and endos) had gotten rid of him once due to his aggressive and disgusting behavior, and we aim to do it again. He does not deserve a platform especially when he acts the way he does.

oki hi thank you!!

so i am infact anti-endo but i will not go out of my way to hate on them so he did go a bit far on that. and thank you for bringing up his gross behavior we were jut wondeirng thank you tho! and his aggerisive behavior is also really rude and is kinda stupid so thanks again!

(to clear up ima system and anti-endo and we dont like pro-endos or endo "systems" interacting with me but for this it was necessary so thank you!)

[nectaerine]

Moonbin: why is there so much trash in your room?

Rocky: I feel at home when I'm surrounded by what I am

[peachflamingotea]

sanha: some people pay for their dead bodies to be frozen so in the future they can be revived. even if climate change doesn’t wipe us out first, you’re all alone and no one would want to hang out with such an oldie! imagine if someone from the 1900s came here???

moonbin: i’m from the 1900’s

[uwulix]

Me: *lying in bed surrounded by blankets while watching K-POP crack videos*

People looking at me through the window: Is she okay?

[sanriihoe]

I fuckin love this

[the-most-things-fan]

The new BTS album

I see posts of people gpong like " oh no i have too sleep" and then there are people that are like " i havent slept in 3 days ". This is what you signed up for. It was the tiny print at the bottom of the contract.

[patriciatalkskpop]

Jinjin: When have I ever done something rash or irresponsible?

Rocky: He's standing right over there!

*points at MJ*

Jinjin: I said "something" not someone.

[theres-an-impulstor-among-us]

Friday Night Stabby best quotes part 23 (11/06/21)

Impulse is missing from this session so Astro’s wife Ursulala “Lala” filled in for him. i normally watch Impulse’s POV but for this stream, i watched Tango’s.

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Endless: Alright guys, so I watched Evil kill Brody and then I started chasing Evil trying to report the body but that’s not how this game works. Evil, laughing: I can’t- I can’t even deny it!

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*Astro has been caught killing with 4 people left* Lala: I don’t know who to vote for…! Etho: So… we’re gonna need you to turn on someone you care about right now. Lala: Oh, I don’t like that!

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*silence as Tango does a task* Tango: This feels like a round where I’m gonna die early. Etho: *kills Tango*

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Lala: The only person I saw at all in that direction was Joker so I’m voting for him, I don’t even care. Skizz: Alright! I like it! *votes* Etho: Whoa… Joker: What? Skizz: Wait… I dunno. I may have jumped the gun, there. I still got 3rd Life bloodlust on the brain.

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Etho: Joker? Joker: What? Etho: Where were you? Joker: I dunno. Skizz: Joker, you are USELESS!

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Etho: *reports a body* Etho: Well, well, well! Tango: Ooh…! Endless: Ooh…! *pause* Etho: ...I got nothing.

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*Etho and Skizz are lovers, Etho is imposter with Tango, there are 4 people left alive* Etho: *calls emergency meeting* Etho: Okay, I think it’s pretty clear. It’s Tango. Joker: Yeah, he was the last person I heard [when Mrs Tango died]. Etho: Voting Tango. *votes* Skizz: *votes* Tango: No. Joker, listen. Joker, Joker- Joker: *votes* Tango: JOKER, you just blew it! *groans* Etho: *laughs* Tango: Joker, I’m gonna tell you the truth right now, cuz it’s all out there, okay? You just blew it, my friend. Etho: I got a pact with someone, Tango, I’m sorry. Tango: Etho and Skizz are lovers, alright? You just blew it. Skizz: We’re more than lovers, dude! Red Army forever!!! Tango: WRONG GAME, man! Wrong game, Red Army! Etho: You were- You were a Crastle people traitor. Skizz: *laughs hysterically* Tango: I shoulda killed Skizz when I had the chance, I woulda taken you both out, I would’ve won! I knew it was coming, Etho! It was just a matter of time! Etho and Skizz: *laugh* Skizz: 3rd Life lives on! Tango: I’m voting Joker cuz he smells. *votes are revealed, Tango is ejected* Skizz: Ah, Etho, you’re the best! Etho: That was beautiful. Tango: I waited too long, that was my fault. Joker: That was a no-win situation for me. Etho: You had no chance there, Joker. Joker: Yeah, I had no chance. Skizz: That was SO poetic!

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Astro: Why is everybody killing Lala early? It’s very rude. Tango: Says Astro the killer. Astro: If I ever get a round of imposter, I’m gonna avenge every one of these deaths.

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Tango: Joker and I were sharing sweet nothings over in nav and then in shields. Mrs Tango: Uhh… Tango: Oh yeah, you BET you wanna know ;)

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Tango: Brody’s got me fooled. Brody: That’s not hard to do.

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*after a stack kill* Evil: I saw Brody teleport to the body. Brody: I sure didn’t do that. Tango: Evil, are you voting for Brody? Evil: I did. Tango: Alright, I’ll do it. *votes* I’m afraid we’re gonna get jestered, but… Skizz: He voted for himself at the beginning, why would- *votes are revealed, Skizz is the only one who didn’t vote for Brody* Brody, being ejected: I’m so confused. Tango: Did he just win? Brody: I’m SO confused. Why did you guys just give me that? Evil: *bursts out laughing* Tango: Oh god… Skizz: Is this for real? Brody: Evil, why would you just give me that? You knew it was me. Tango: Evil! *Brody wins as jester* Etho: Why?! I don’t get that! Endless: What? Why would-? What?! Evil: *still laughing hysterically* Skizz: You guys are morons. Tango: EVIIIL! What’s wrong with you?! Why would you lie?! Evil, still laughing: I didn’t believe he was the jester! Skizz: HE VOTED FOR HIMSELF TWICE!

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Tango: Rule number one: if you don’t understand a button, press it immediately.

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Tango, running into electrical to find only Lala there: Oh hi, Lala! *silence* Tango: Lala, how you doing tonight? We haven’t had a chance to talk. *silence* Tango: Good chat, let’s do this again sometime. *silence* Tango: Thanks, Lala. That- Great stuff…

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*imposter Mrs Tango accidentally killed her partner’s lover and got ejected for it* Mrs Tango: Dangit, Astro! Astro, laughing: Hey, Mrs Tango? D’you r- remember when I had a lover that round?

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*after Skizz sheriffed Tango 10 seconds into the round* Tango: Let’s find Skizz and close all his doors. *ghost Tango floats over to electrical and finds Skizz’s ghost hovering next to his body* Tango: OH SKIZZ WHAT’S THE MATTER YOU’RE DEAD IN THE FACE YOU JERK BUTT! Skizz: *bursts out laughing* Tango: YOU ARE SUCH A MONKEY- *cuts himself off* MMMNNAAAA, alright?! You know that?! I did NOTHING- I did NOTHING to tip you off except mock colours! Skizz: Yes you did, dude! Tango: And you come over like *mocking Skizz* “mleh I’ve known you long enough”, you took a shot in the dark, you monke-! *again cuts himself off* Skizz: It was not a shot in the dark! Tango: Yes it was! Skizz: No it wasn’t! Tango: TOTAL shot in the dark! Skizz: NO IT WASN’T! Tango: You’re a flaming buttnugget! Skizz: *laughs again* Tango: I’m so glad you’re dead.

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(the same round) Tango: I just wanna let you know right now: you’re dead to me. Skizz: *laughs* Tango: We used to be friends. I am setting your volume to zero. Goodbye, Skizz! Nice knowing you! Skizz, still laughing: You better not!

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Tango, dead: Vote Skizzleman! Skizz, also dead, laughing: “Vote Skizz”. Tango: Vote Skizz. Resurrect his corpse and then throw him out into space.

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Tango: How are the bubbles? Am I gonna experience this joy later or what? Mrs Tango: You can only hope. Tango: Ohoho! Can’t wait! Skiddley-doo!

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Skizz: *calls a meeting* Skizz: I finally got to get there, and here’s what I’m gonna do. I will give the killer- I have risen from the dead. And I will give the killer a chance to step forward and admit to your sins and be forgiven. Brody: Did Astro save you? Cuz that sounds like something he would do. Skizz: Astro saved me, that’s correct. Lala: Awww, he’s so cute! Mrs Tango: Yay altruist!

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*Etho is unanimously voted out* Brody, deadpan: It’s anonymous though, you don’t know who voted for you.

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Endless: Why did you vote for me? I was literally on the other side of the ship when that happened. Brody: Because you killed me.

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Skizz: Hey, Etho. Hey, buddy. You had an opportunity to confess your sins and you just weren’t having it. Etho: You know, I wasn’t really paying attention and then I realised “oh, this is actually coming back to bite me”.

...

*Tango reporting a swooper kill* Lala: Or Tango just killed Brody- Tango: No no no, listen. I’m the engineer, so- Lala: Uh huh- Tango: No no, I’m telling you right now, I’ll vent in front of your dumb face, let’s go. Astro: Hey now! Etho: This is getting spicy :D Lala: I don’t think I like you calling me dumb, Tango. Tango: Alright, I’ll just vent in front of your face. Etho: He didn’t call you dumb, he called your face dumb. There’s a big difference. Astro: I’m not sure that makes it better.

...

*in the lobby* Endless: Tango, here’s what happened. I was talking to Mrs Tango and I said “have you still not finished the swipe [card task]?” and then she said “I just did” and then I realised we didn’t HAVE the swipe [card task], so that’s why I was saying she was faking it. Tango: You know what would’ve been good? Endless: If I had said that- Tango, at the same time: If you had said that in the meeting. That would’ve been good.

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Tango, as the game is starting: Everybody vote Etho off, he’s the imposter. Etho: Whoa whoa whoa whoa! Tango: Etho sus!

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Lala: I gasped cuz I saw the purple body and I thought I died. Brody and Evil: *laugh* Brody: Those are two different shades of purp- How much juice have you had? Astro: Just a bottle. Lala: I don’t like your tone, sir.

[animated-atrocities]

Astro Boy, astronomically boring to watch!

Astro Boy (2009)

Synopsis:

Young Toby or ‘Astro’ once a citizen of Metro City, an advanced city in the sky, is attacked and chased until he plummets to the Surface World. Joining a rag-tag team of child misfits where he embarks on a journey of self-discovery all while becoming a super-hero of the Surface World. Until he makes his great return to Metro City to save his family and friends.

Memorable Quotes:

“Woman voters are impartial to the color red.”

“You’re not my son, you’re a copy of my son… and I don’t want you anymore.”

“I hate losing too, if you want proof of that you can ask any of my ex-wives”

Does it hold up to how I remember?

This is like….really dark?? And oddly political?? It’s so bizarre that this President wants an all-powerful ‘red’ robot to win his campaign this election year also he’s totally okay with letting a child die. The plot was basically going at 2x speed making all the development of all the characters seem so forced and fake, it was really off-putting. For example, when Toby dies (yes dies, he gets straight-up murdered in the first 15 minutes) Dr. Tenma, his father, gets to work creating an exact replica of him as a robot. Even going to the extent of extracting his DNA and adding his memories so the boy thinks he's a real human. But, seeing as his son is not a one-dimensional being and wants to do things he is dissatisfied with him and tells him to his face that he was a mistake... WHAT?!?! It makes the father come off as this huge jerk, not even caring when Toby is attacked, beaten up, and humiliated until AFTER he kills him. Anyways, does this movie hold up to how I remember it? Yes, it was just as boring and difficult to watch now just like it was when I was a 7 year old. The only excuse I have for having watching it back then was this was back when Blockbuster was still a thing and it was my sister's turn to pick something for movie night. I mean it feels like the voice actors even hated their roles! (I'm lookin' at you, Nick Cage) I'm sure this movie might invoke nostalgia for some of you, but it just felt like a really bad cash-grab at an iconic face to me...

Well, if you read to here, thanks! If you'd like to recommend a movie you can find it on the sidebar under 'recommendations' thanks for reading! :)

[batfamily-stuff]

Since we can’t go to Disney I decided to post about the batfamily going

-Bruce decided that he would only bring his children and Alfred, but Barbara and Steph still managed to come.

-they spent their first day at magic kingdom

-dick was the only one that didn’t manage to sneak weapons past security

-duke and Steph didn’t bring weapons

-damian obviously didn’t want to go

-Yet he cried when he met whinny the Pooh

-Jason kept heckling cast members and other guests

-Tim was honestly just along for the ride

-dick was exited about everything, and forced his brothers to ride the teacups more times than Michelle tanner.

-he loves the little mermaid ride

-Steph was very disappointed by the lack of roller coasters, and by the long lines

-cass bought damian a churro, it was his first churro and he is eternally grateful to her

-Dick was upset that they didn’t get to do every single thing because Barbara refused to be within 50 feet of the trump bot (which makes sense ngl)

-cass decapitated one of the country bears

-Tim was honestly just along for the ride

-Steph and dick argued about the haunted mansion movie

-Bruce hated Astro blasters because it forced him to use guns

-duke won’t stop quoting some jerk with a camera

-damian tried to liberate the animals on the jungle cruise

-Bruce, cass and Alfred bonded over the calm serenity of Tom Sawyer island

-too bad Jason and damian had gotten into a fight, and had some how started shooting at each other with the fake canons-Tim was honestly just along for the ride

-Jason got in a fist fight with Gaston

-Steph and Jason heckled the monsters at monster’s ink laugh floor

-Barbara and duke both ended up falling asleep on carousel of progress

-damian tried to steal the dog in pirates

-dick and steph had an amazing time and loves Disney

-Bruce regrets how much money he spent there

-Jason and damian loved it but they are still complaining and saying they hated it

-duke and Barbara would have enjoyed it much more if they had gone with some different people

-cass and Alfred are glad everyone else liked it despite it being not the most fun for them

-Tim was honestly just along for the ride

[youaremytinymadness]

[in the group chat]

Sanha: will someone just kill me to put me out of my missouri

Jinjin: your what

Rocky: i'll do it

Moonbin: your what

[nectaerine]

Rocky: I'm gonna sleep early today

Rocky:

Rocky:

Rocky: is that the sun

[peachflamingotea]

mj: AAAAAAAA!!!!

jinjin, running into the room: what????

mj: oh good, you can hear me! i was practicing for if there’s ever a real emergency

jinjin: i ran up four flights of stairs for this