#astro incorrect quotes

[sillybigbird]

Cinematographic paralels

[boyrobott]

Professor Ochanomizu: Has anyone, ever, at any point in your life, told you they love you? Atom: Atom: Does my father count? Professor Ochanomizu: Yes. Atom: Then no.

[incorrecthoroscopes]

Taurus: I can't imagine how this could get any worse

Sagittarius, pulling out a box of matches: I could think of a few ways

[generouskittentidalwave]

The exception

Me towards Ai being used to create movies: FUCK YOU

Me towards Ai stealing art: FUCK YOU

Me with The iron giant, Astro boy, Wall-E, etc: You're cool! :D

Me towards Ai being used to steal voices against the VA's wishes: AND FUCK YOU I'M OUT

[just-sp-in-inginthevoid]

Gen (ig): you’re being fined for having three people on one motorcycle

Kuran: wait—

Kinpa: three?

Terasu: OH MY GOD HIBARU FELL OFF

[ladymiraclewings]

Astro: “Honeymoon” is an interesting term because an actual moon made of honey would imply space bees which is pretty horrifying. Astra: Bro, I beg you, go to sleep.

[rose-warlock]

Uran: Aren't you tired of being nice? Don't you wanna go ape shit?

*Astro wipes away a tear*

Astro: Watch your language Uran...

*He grins*

Astro: But Fuck it we Ball!

Uran: Finally!!!!

[canisbeanz]

A couple of 09 textposts bc I rewatched it the other day.

these were gonna be posted with the last lot I did for 03 but I decided not to bc the post was getting long with that many images.

[violettierre]

Torazo : HOW COULD YOU STEAL FROM YOUR OWN BROTHER ????!!!!!!!!

Shio : YOU WERE ON MY PROPERTY!!!!!! DEAL WITH IT!!!!!

Torazo : NO IT WAS MINE AND YOU STOLE THAT TOO!!!!!! YOU MONSTER!!!!!!!!

Kongo :

Kongo : No more monopoly on game nights from now on.

[60parsecsrevive]

Emmet: Uh, Astro? I’m a little afraid-

A.S.T.R.O: It’ll be fine captain. Just stay close to your crew.

Emmet, watching the crew and trying to determine if their currently insane or are just hectic while they struggle during a blackout: They are what I’m afraid of.

[throatgina-sausage]

Aries: despite contrary belief, I don't condone violence. I'm actually a very c-

Gemini: COME HELP!!! CANCER IS GETTING BEAT UP!!

Aries: sigh *loads gųn*

[rabbitxi]

( When a dwarf planet meets the beautiful and attractive planet in the solar system )

I was the Pluto in the story, and you were somewhere in the Saturn ring.

🪐🪐🪐🪐🪐🪐

[boyrobott]

Tobio: Good morning, Father! Dr. Tenma: Good morning, child I am required to take care of by law.

[incorrecthoroscopes]

Sagittarius: Everything I own can fit into a suitcase. I’ve never understood why people weigh themselves down with with meaningless crap, you know?

Libra, trying to impress them: Yeah, God, I just hate possessions so much.

Taurus: Does that mean I can have your Sylvanian Family collection?

Libra: Shut up Taurus

[thepaladincosplays]

The Grandmaster: Alright. Is there an A-stro here? A-stro?

Astro: Um... do you mean “Astro?”

Grandmaster: OK, so that’s how it’s gonna be. Y’all wanna play? Well I’ve got my eye on you, A-stro. Mar-I-uh. Where is Mar-I-uh at? There’s no Mar-I-uh today?

Maria: raises her hand

Grandmaster: Yes, ma’am?

Maria: My name’s Maria.

Grandmaster, annoyed: Are you out of your god damned mind? “MaREEaaaa” what? Do you wanna go to war, Mar-I-uh? ‘Cause we could go to war. (”...no”) I’m for real. I’m for real! So you better check yourself! Vis-ass. Is there a Vis-ass? ... if one of y’all, says some silly ass name. This whole group is gonna feel. My. Wrath. Now - Vis-ass?

Visas, raising her hand: You mean Visas?

The Grandmaster: Sonuva-BITCH! (punches a tree). You say your name right, right now. (”Visas”) Say it right. (”Visas”) Correctly. (”Visas”) Right. (”Visas”) Right. (”... Vis-ass”) That’s better, thank you. Now... Bree-easy. Where are you? Where is Bree-easy right now? No Bree-easy, huh? ... Well, you better be sick, dead, or mute, Bree-easy!

Breeze, stretching: Here! Oh, man...

The Grandmaster: Why didn’t you answer me the first time I said, it, huh?

Breeze: Huh?

The Grandmaster: I’m just- you know I’m just askin’, I said it like four times. So why didn’t you say it the first time I said, “Bree-easy?”

Breeze: ... because it’s pronounced Breeze.

The Grandmaster, throwing her head back. SON OF A- BITCH! Ya done messed up, Bree-easy! Take your ass down to Headmistress Ros-eda’s office right now!

Breeze: ... who?

The Grandmaster: Ros-eda!

Breeze: ... Headmistress Rosetta?

The Grandmaster: GET OUT OF MY GOD DAMN CLASSROOM BEFORE I BREAK MY FOOT OFF IN YOUR ASS! (Breeze leaves) Insubordinate, and childish. (Looks around the group) ... Sa-rass-im?

Sarasim, raising her hand: Pre-zent

The Grandmaster: THANK YOU!

[just-sp-in-inginthevoid]

Terasu: I have a plan

Hibaru: No murder

Terasu: I no longer have a plan