#astro incorrect quotes

[sillybigbird]

Cinematographic paralels

[boyrobott]

Professor Ochanomizu: Has anyone, ever, at any point in your life, told you they love you? Atom: Atom: Does my father count? Professor Ochanomizu: Yes. Atom: Then no.

[cofrishii]

Incorrect quotes #??: Astro needs to get standards

[incorrecthoroscopes]

Taurus: I can't imagine how this could get any worse

Sagittarius, pulling out a box of matches: I could think of a few ways

[generouskittentidalwave]

The exception

Me towards Ai being used to create movies: FUCK YOU

Me towards Ai stealing art: FUCK YOU

Me with The iron giant, Astro boy, Wall-E, etc: You're cool! :D

Me towards Ai being used to steal voices against the VA's wishes: AND FUCK YOU I'M OUT

[just-sp-in-inginthevoid]

Gen (ig): you’re being fined for having three people on one motorcycle

Kuran: wait—

Kinpa: three?

Terasu: OH MY GOD HIBARU FELL OFF

[rose-warlock]

Uran: Aren't you tired of being nice? Don't you wanna go ape shit?

*Astro wipes away a tear*

Astro: Watch your language Uran...

*He grins*

Astro: But Fuck it we Ball!

Uran: Finally!!!!

[ladymiraclewings]

Astro: “Honeymoon” is an interesting term because an actual moon made of honey would imply space bees which is pretty horrifying. Astra: Bro, I beg you, go to sleep.

[canisbeanz]

A couple of 09 textposts bc I rewatched it the other day.

these were gonna be posted with the last lot I did for 03 but I decided not to bc the post was getting long with that many images.

[violettierre]

Torazo : HOW COULD YOU STEAL FROM YOUR OWN BROTHER ????!!!!!!!!

Shio : YOU WERE ON MY PROPERTY!!!!!! DEAL WITH IT!!!!!

Torazo : NO IT WAS MINE AND YOU STOLE THAT TOO!!!!!! YOU MONSTER!!!!!!!!

Kongo :

Kongo : No more monopoly on game nights from now on.

[60parsecsrevive]

Emmet: Uh, Astro? I’m a little afraid-

A.S.T.R.O: It’ll be fine captain. Just stay close to your crew.

Emmet, watching the crew and trying to determine if their currently insane or are just hectic while they struggle during a blackout: They are what I’m afraid of.

[appletaffy5]

Dandy's World Incorrect Quotes - 1

Shelly: I’m totally useless. Dandy: You’re not totally useless. Dandy: You can be used as a bad example.

Vee: Dandy is forbidden from monologuing.

Astro: I'm having problems with a guy… Vee: Like his dead body won't fit into your trunk kind of problems, or you like him kind of problems?

Dandy: What’s up? I’m back. Sprout: I literally saw you die. You died. You were dead. Dandy: Death is a social construct.

Vee: Why do you hang out with me? Shelly: You’re the best thing that’s ever happened to me! Vee: … Vee: I feel a bit sorry for you.

Shelly: So I got this amazing plan! Astro: We fail almost every time you say that. Shelly: Well this is the same! But with a dinosaur involved.

Shelly: I owe you one. Vee: That’s ok. You can just date me and we’ll call it even.

Shelly: Sprout, you need to calm down. Sprout, slamming their fists on the table: BUT HOW CAN IT BE "BIRTHDAY CAKE" FLAVOR IF A BIRTHDAY CAKE CAN BE ANY FLAVOR?!

Dandy: The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was changing their name to Vee.

Sprout: Oh Vee, we have a visitor! Vee: Don't tell me it's Shelly. Sprout: It's Shelly.

[boyrobott]

Tobio: Good morning, Father! Dr. Tenma: Good morning, child I am required to take care of by law.

[throatgina-sausage]

Aries: despite contrary belief, I don't condone violence. I'm actually a very c-

Gemini: COME HELP!!! CANCER IS GETTING BEAT UP!!

Aries: sigh *loads gųn*

[incorrecthoroscopes]

Sagittarius: Everything I own can fit into a suitcase. I’ve never understood why people weigh themselves down with with meaningless crap, you know?

Libra, trying to impress them: Yeah, God, I just hate possessions so much.

Taurus: Does that mean I can have your Sylvanian Family collection?

Libra: Shut up Taurus

[rabbitxi]

( When a dwarf planet meets the beautiful and attractive planet in the solar system )

I was the Pluto in the story, and you were somewhere in the Saturn ring.

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