#snap

[disasterhimbo]

[ID: a photo of a person balancing a block of cheddar cheese on their nose, with a pained, resigned facial expression. Below, white text on a green background says “New Law Requires SNAP Recipients To Balance Food On Nose Until Receiving Command To Eat It.” At the top of the green background, it says, “Our Annual Year 2024” and at the bottom it says “The Onion.” End ID.]

As part of an effort to ensure the benefits were only allocated to those in “true need,” a new federal law went into effect Thursday requiring all Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program recipients to balance food on their nose until they receive the command to eat it. “There’s no reason why working-age, able-bodied food stamp recipients can’t show us that they’re very good boys,” said House Speaker Mike Johnson (R-LA), who demonstrated how the new SNAP requirement would work by carefully placing a block of cheddar cheese onto a constituent’s nose before backing away and holding out an open palm. Full Story

[isitveganhun]

festive baby

[liberalsarecool]

When schools offer free meals for everyone, local families reduce grocery spending. Large chains respond by dropping prices, amplifying benefits to the broader community.

Education and nutrition depend on each other.

[socialbutterfly19]

New beginnings

[kitteecassee]

TEAM NO PANTS FOREVER-

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[homefryboy]

holy crap lois cereal & milk

(commissions open)

[callmebabygirll0]

Girls sittin pretty

[lolo0322]

✨

[magnificentmicrowave]

sometimes i catch myself making drawings instead of making art

[griefandbruises]

Post gym lol

[forthepinkhearted]

🌙🌜🌛🌚🌘🌗🌓🌔🌒🌙💗

[isitveganhun]

same but different because ur girl loves validation 🥺

[voxhypno]

SNAP

Your mind trying to remember what thinking feels like, dimly aware of the fact that you used to be smart, used to be independent, when

SNAP

that corruption starts to take hold, tendrils of pink fuzzy happiness probing and squeezing your mind, and before you know it

SNAP

you find yourself giggling dumbly as you slide down onto your butt, letting out a little coo as your tits and ass jiggle from the movement, and

SNAP

you look eagerly up at your owner, nuzzling against his leg, tongue out, drooling onto your chest, babbling a meaningless string of bimbo begging, needily rocking your hips against him as

SNAP

your owner's cock slides deep into your brain, fucking your thoughts so easily, like your mind is just another hole, and just like that, all that you can remember is

SNAP

SNAP

SNAP!

[lolo0322]

Hi 🦕

[spooniestrong]