#kpop incorrect texts Tumblr posts
incorrect-straykz · 2 months ago
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chan: I’m having salad for dinner!
jeongin:
chan: Well, fruit salad.
chan: Actually, it’s mostly grapes.
jeongin:
chan: Okay, it’s all grapes.
chan: Fermented grapes.
jeongin:
chan:
jeongin:
chan: It’s wine.
chan: I’m having wine for dinner.
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hyunlix-lover4 · 8 months ago
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Felix: When I said bring me something back from the beach I meant like a conch shell! Hyunjin: Struggling to hold a seagull Fucking say that next time!
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love-zara-skz · 1 year ago
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Chan: I'm going on a date.
Minho: No.
Chan: What?
Minho: Chores before whores.
Chan:
Minho: Dishes before bitches.
Chan:
Minho: Cutting grass before getting ass.
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mykoreanlove · 6 months ago
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Chan (hitting on a girl): Babygirl, do you come here often?
Seungmin: Hyung, that line is older than you are.
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if2kittie · 2 years ago
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jeongin: hyung, whats nostalgia?
felix: it’s when you miss something that’s really old
[ 20 minutes later ]
chan: i’m home!
hyunjin: welcome back, we missed you!
jeongin: *whispers* nostalgia
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minhosimthings · 8 months ago
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Minho: anything can be gay if you try hard enough
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ourdadai · 23 days ago
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୨୧ dayeon ( solista ) lockscreens.
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taes-children · 8 months ago
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Wooyoung: I would seriously die for my juniors.
Also Wooyoung: If they don't do a full 90° bow when they see me I am gonna smack their a*ses
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rkivews · 1 year ago
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︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ig bios !
방탄 ♡# 𝗺𝘆 𝘀𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗻.
⚓ ◌ㅤ𝖿𝗅𝗈ㅤ𝗐𝕖𝗋ㅤ𓆛
★ % !? ^ㅁ^ 🏰
ᶻ 𝘇 𐰁 ✰ 𝗯𝗮𝗻𝗴𝘁𝗮𝗻 ! 𓆉
︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎
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notastraykid · 11 months ago
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Hyunjin: I am an expert at identifying birds. Seriously.
Changbin: Okay, what about those ones flying over there?
Hyunjin: Yep, they're all birds.
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incorrect-straykz · 2 months ago
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hyunjin: I give up. I am so tired.
jisung: Get the emergency supply!
minho: *carries jeongin and places him in front of hyunjin*
jeongin: *smiles*
hyunjin: AND I AM BACK BABY, LET’S GOOO
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hyunlix-lover4 · 8 months ago
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Hyunjin: PEASANT. I REQUIRE SUSTENANCE. Chan: You know there are other ways to say you want McDonalds. Hyunjin: FOUL PLEBEIAN. YOU DARE SPEAK AGAINST ME— Chan: sigh What do you want? Hyunjin: Chicken nuggets please.
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love-zara-skz · 1 year ago
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minho: i'm not confident in my rapping ):
jisung: WHAT?? WHY NOT??? YOURE THE BEST RAPPER IVE EVER KNOWN HERE IS A 17 SLIDE POWERPOINT ON WHY YOU CAN OUTRAP EMINEM
hyunjin: i'm not confident in my rapping ):
jisung: then fucking get better
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mykoreanlove · 6 months ago
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Hyunjin: I don’t need therapy, I have you guys!
Minho: We’re just as fucked as you are. It’s like the blind leading the blind.
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*Kpop leaders having a meeting* pt.1
Namjoon : Today we welcome a new member for our team, let me-
Hongjoong : *screaming from the corner* SINCE WHEN DID WE ALLOW CHILDREN IN HERE
Namjoon : I was about to get there-
Bangchan : Get where, I have enough kids already I can't take care of more.
Taeyong : *sitting in the corner, traumatized at the idea*
Namjoon : CAN YOU JUST LET ME INTRODUCE JUNGWON?
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one-shared-braincell · 1 year ago
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Wooyoung: knock knock
Hongjoong: leave me alone
Wooyoung: leave me alone who?
Hongjoong: that's not how that- never mind
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