#kpop incorrect texts

[incorrect-straykz]

chan: I’m having salad for dinner!

jeongin:

chan: Well, fruit salad.

chan: Actually, it’s mostly grapes.

jeongin:

chan: Okay, it’s all grapes.

chan: Fermented grapes.

jeongin:

chan:

jeongin:

chan: It’s wine.

chan: I’m having wine for dinner.

[hyunlix-lover4]

Felix: When I said bring me something back from the beach I meant like a conch shell! Hyunjin: Struggling to hold a seagull Fucking say that next time!

[love-zara-skz]

Chan: I'm going on a date.

Minho: No.

Chan: What?

Minho: Chores before whores.

Chan:

Minho: Dishes before bitches.

Chan:

Minho: Cutting grass before getting ass.

[mykoreanlove]

Chan (hitting on a girl): Babygirl, do you come here often?

Seungmin: Hyung, that line is older than you are.

[if2kittie]

jeongin: hyung, whats nostalgia?

felix: it’s when you miss something that’s really old

[ 20 minutes later ]

chan: i’m home!

hyunjin: welcome back, we missed you!

jeongin: *whispers* nostalgia

[minhosimthings]

Minho: anything can be gay if you try hard enough

[ourdadai]

୨୧ dayeon ( solista ) lockscreens.

[taes-children]

Wooyoung: I would seriously die for my juniors.

Also Wooyoung: If they don't do a full 90° bow when they see me I am gonna smack their a*ses

[rkivews]

︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ig bios !

방탄 ♡# 𝗺𝘆 𝘀𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗻.

⚓ ◌ㅤ𝖿𝗅𝗈ㅤ𝗐𝕖𝗋ㅤ𓆛

★ % !? ^ㅁ^ 🏰

ᶻ 𝘇 𐰁 ✰ 𝗯𝗮𝗻𝗴𝘁𝗮𝗻 ! 𓆉

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[notastraykid]

Hyunjin: I am an expert at identifying birds. Seriously.

Changbin: Okay, what about those ones flying over there?

Hyunjin: Yep, they're all birds.

[incorrect-straykz]

hyunjin: I give up. I am so tired.

jisung: Get the emergency supply!

minho: *carries jeongin and places him in front of hyunjin*

jeongin: *smiles*

hyunjin: AND I AM BACK BABY, LET’S GOOO

[hyunlix-lover4]

Hyunjin: PEASANT. I REQUIRE SUSTENANCE. Chan: You know there are other ways to say you want McDonalds. Hyunjin: FOUL PLEBEIAN. YOU DARE SPEAK AGAINST ME— Chan: sigh What do you want? Hyunjin: Chicken nuggets please.

[love-zara-skz]

minho: i'm not confident in my rapping ):

jisung: WHAT?? WHY NOT??? YOURE THE BEST RAPPER IVE EVER KNOWN HERE IS A 17 SLIDE POWERPOINT ON WHY YOU CAN OUTRAP EMINEM

hyunjin: i'm not confident in my rapping ):

jisung: then fucking get better

[mykoreanlove]

Hyunjin: I don’t need therapy, I have you guys!

Minho: We’re just as fucked as you are. It’s like the blind leading the blind.

[jwymybelovedhusband-reblogs]

*Kpop leaders having a meeting* pt.1

Namjoon : Today we welcome a new member for our team, let me-

Hongjoong : *screaming from the corner* SINCE WHEN DID WE ALLOW CHILDREN IN HERE

Namjoon : I was about to get there-

Bangchan : Get where, I have enough kids already I can't take care of more.

Taeyong : *sitting in the corner, traumatized at the idea*

Namjoon : CAN YOU JUST LET ME INTRODUCE JUNGWON?

[one-shared-braincell]

Wooyoung: knock knock

Hongjoong: leave me alone

Wooyoung: leave me alone who?

Hongjoong: that's not how that- never mind