#incorrect kpop texts

[incorrect-straykz]

chan: I’m having salad for dinner!

jeongin:

chan: Well, fruit salad.

chan: Actually, it’s mostly grapes.

jeongin:

chan: Okay, it’s all grapes.

chan: Fermented grapes.

jeongin:

chan:

jeongin:

chan: It’s wine.

chan: I’m having wine for dinner.

[minhosimthings]

No one:

Literally no one:

Skz and Ateez: oh no I'm so sad *hip thrusts* I am in woe *body rolls*

[one-shared-braincell]

I.N: How do you deal with stress?

Minho: Well I don't go to therapy, but on Saturdays I smoke a lot of weed and give my cat some catnip, and we talk about life. It's basically the same thing.

[full-hd-sun]

mingi, plucking flower petals: yunho loves me

mingi: he loves me not

mingi: he loves me

mingi, plucking the last petal: he loves me not

mingi: :c

yunho, rushing over with his arms full of more flowers: WHO SAID THAT IMMA FIGHT THEM

[bebestay]

Jisung: I can so do quick math!

Changbin: 476 x 7

Jisung: 4419!

Changbin: That was nowhere close to correct

Jisung: I said quick not correct

[incorrecthyunlix]

hyunjin: goodnight, i love you baby

felix: i love you too jinnie

hyunjin:

felix:

hyunjin: we love you too jisung

jisung, sharing a room with them: thanks i was starting to feel a little left out

[yourpostisonpinterest]

@emilyonce

i found your post on pinterest!

[bunnydayss]

*SeungIn sharing a bed*

Jeongin: Minnie..

Seungmin: *grumbles* yeah?

Jeongin: I want ice cream.

Seungmin: *shifts to face him* Innie it’s 2 am…

Jeongin: I know… :((

Seungmin: *gets up and leaves the room*

Jeongin: *thinking* (Ah he’s probably using the bathroom).

—5 minutes later—

*Seungmin re-enters the bedroom fully clothed and with shoes on*

Seungmin: Well? Are you coming?

[raccoonlord05]

Kevin: The alphabet is terrifying. A bee sea? No thanks we're good.

Jacob: I can’t even articulate how bad this joke is.

[dancerhyunjinnie]

Jisung: Can I tell you something?

Jisung: Just don’t freak out

Minho: What makes you think I would freak out?

Jisung: I love you

Minho: …

Minho: *Freaks Out* I- I.. I ATE YOUR CHEESECAKE

jisung: MOTHERFU-

[yeoliesbabygirl]

Incorrect EXO

Baekhyun and Kyungsoo:

[screaming]

Chanyeol, running into the room: Kyungsoo what's wrong?!

Baekhyun: Why are you only asking him?! We are both screaming!

Chanyeol: Because Kyungsoo doesn't scream unless it's an emergency. You, on the other hand, scream whenever you have the chance.

[incorrect-straykz]

hyunjin: I give up. I am so tired.

jisung: Get the emergency supply!

minho: *carries jeongin and places him in front of hyunjin*

jeongin: *smiles*

hyunjin: AND I AM BACK BABY, LET’S GOOO

[minhosimthings]

Jake: so we're dating now right?

Heeseung, choking on his tea: WHAT NO WHO TOLD YOU THAT

Jake: you called me honey and 'the incarnation of sunshine' today at breakfast

Heeseung: I call all my friends that!

Jay, teary eyed from the distance: YOU NEVER CALLED ME THAT, TRAITOR

[one-shared-braincell]

Wooyoung: knock knock

Hongjoong: leave me alone

Wooyoung: leave me alone who?

Hongjoong: that's not how that- never mind

[full-hd-sun]

hongjoon: your lips? i kiss that

seonghwa: your body? i hug that

mingi: my smile? you cause that

san: your heart? i want that

jongho: h-hotel? trivago

hongjoon:

seonghwa:

jongho:

san: whomst the fuck let the baby get out of bed????

[txt-lov]

Beomgyu: Taehyun-ah come here, i have a secret hot news to tell

Taehyun: so it's not really secret if it's a news—

Beomgyu: shut up, and just come here

Taehyun: *get closer to him anyway*

Beomgyu: i love you

Taehyun: even the alien from mars can tell, it's not like a secret or hot news. Everyone loves me tho.

Beomgyu: you wanna know what is the hot news?

Taehyun: not interest—

Beomgyu: me, i am the HOT and it's news to telling that I'm hot

Taehyun: so you're not hot before cause you said it's a news?

Beomgyu: nah cause I've been hibernate in Antarctica, so i was cold before

Taehyun: thought you were dead

Beomgyu: yeah...wait what?—