#incorrect exo

[yeoliesbabygirl]

Incorrect EXO

Sehun: what’s nostalgia?

Chanyeol: it’s when you miss somethings that’s really old

[later]

Suho: I’m home from work!

Chanyeol: aw we missed you!

Sehun: [whispers] nostalgia

[random-incorrect-things]

Suho: Where are Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum?

Kyungsoo: Who?

Suho: Chanyeol and Baekhyun. I bet the two idiots are doing some nonsense again.

[what-if-nct]

Kun: What's going on in here?

Yangyang: Knife club.

Kun: What's knife club?

Renjun: We sit around and play with knives.

Yangyang: And Renjun threatens to stab Haechan at least once.

Haechan: He almost did it today.

Renjun: Next time you won't be as lucky.

Haechan: And I'll still love you.

Kun: Chanyeol was suppose to watch you guys.

Chanyeol: Okay guys I got the blow torch let's go outside and try to cut the sidewalk.

Kun: Chanyeol?

Chanyeol: Young Suho this isn't what it looks like.

Kun: What is....Young Suho? You think I'm young? Well carry on go have fun boys.

Yangyang: So calling Kun young will let me off the hook? Not worth it. Bye Grandpa.

[midisdying]

Guardian: *looks at Nimbus and Rohan having a great mentor-student relationship*

Guardian: *looks hopefully to osiris*

Osiris: *keeps yelling at them about everything. Constantly tries to have the guardian rush into easly avoidable suicide level danger for the sake of speed. Doesn't care that at the beginning of the training strand kept draining them of energy, to the point where they couldn't use some of their power, making them more exhausted then they have been while FIGHTING LITTERAL GODS*

Guardian: ... So, this is the thanks I get for saving both you and your boyfriend?

[bleetusmcyeetus]

Okay but hear me out, what if Zavala made baseball an official thing for Guardians to do to get their energy out when they don’t wanna fight but are super hyper. And like he just makes three Hunter, Warlock, and Titan teams and lets the Guardians play around and see if they like it.

And like the Guardians get really into it and create different teams for different important figures (Shaxx, Saint, Ikora, Ghost, etc.) and it becomes really popular and everyone is doing it but THEN a group of edgy Guardians decide to create a Witness team and everyone is like “Omg what no that’s the literal enemy you can’t do that” but they’re just like “Fuck you we can do whatever we want” and so a different group makes a Traveler team and they have a match and it turns into this big thing.

And they make a whole bunch of merch for the different sides and suddenly you’ll walk around and see some Hunter wearing a Witness jersey glaring at a Titan with a Traveler jersey and then more and more Darkness teams start being formed and pretty soon all the news is just stuff along the lines of “TEAM ULDREN VS TEAM CAYDE RESULTS: ‘WE LOST SO BAD IT FELT LIKE WE DIED’” and it’s starting to turn into an actual issue and Zavala is like “OK you all need to CHILL the FUCK down this is NOT what I was trying to do holy FUCK–“ and he disbands all the teams and makes baseball a Not Good Thing™ to talk about or participate in.

And all the Guardians are like “What the hell man what was that for” and they start to go to different planets and have secret matches there and Zavala doesn’t know about any of this and it’s literally just underground baseball matches on everywhere but Earth.

Anyway thats my little brain rot idea

[koririmao]

(ib: the photo below)

(just a silly lil shower thought)

(for context zb1 debuts in july and exo, along with other groups, makes their comeback)

during mcore, it was zb1 against exo

baekhyun: *looking at the zb1 members while waiting for the results*

baekhyun: wait

baekhyun, to suho: yo, hyung, doesn't that kid look a lot like xiumin? *eyes matthew*

suho, squinting his eyes: OH YEAH!

suho, smacking xiumin playfully: DUDE! YOU DIDN'T TELL US YOU HAD A SON!

xiumin: wtf are you talking about?

suho and baek: look! *turns their head, gesturing to matthew*

xiumin, looking for him: holy shit you're right *grinning widely while staring at matthew*

suho: i guess we win either way since xiumin is in both groups

[thedetectivessay]

Suho, coming into the office: Oh good, Sehun. You're here.

Sehun: I work here.

[lilyrennifer]

Suho: What makes you all smile? 😁

Chen: Friends and Family. 👨‍👩‍👧‍👧

Baekhyun: Snacks! 🍪

Sehun: Victory and success. 🎉

D.O: Face muscles. 😐

[correct-kpop]

Computer: *making error noises*

Baekhyun: *mockingly imitates the computer*

Suho: why don’t you turn it off and turn it back on like a normal person born in your generation

[whoreforeverythingspice]

Y/n: Ha! Don't you know the trappers trap can trap the trapper?

Y/n: I must be losing it, I'm quoting Baekhyun

(Not mine i got the quote from a genorater but it was too perfect)

[telestoapologist]

Elsie, looking up from a menu: So, what are you going to get? 

Ana, pointing at the menu: I was thinking crepes? 

Elsie, gently: It’s crêpes, Ana.

Ana: Oh! Kkhps. 

Elsie, trying not to laugh: No- crêpes.

Ana, with more feeling: KKGHPS! 

[yeoliesbabygirl]

Incorrect EXO

Jongin: I saw Baekhyun and Kyungsoo hugging

Jongin: … and then I realised they were choking each other and I was like, okay, that makes more sense

[random-incorrect-things]

Xiumin: How long do you think it will be until Kyungsoo finally snaps and commits murder?

Suho: I've been going through life assuming it's already happened at some point, and it's just that no one was ever able to trace it back to him.

[what-if-nct]

Taeyong: Okay here's his things, Haechan has his laptop and if you leave him to his own devices he won't bother you.

Ten: Haechan go to Yangyang's room. Renjun's there too.

Taeyong: You have my number if you need me.

Ten: I know, don't worry he's in good hands.

Taeyong: *leaves*

Kun: Yeah right, like I'm leaving those three alone with you. Boys get your things together.

Kun: Okay here's their things, you just have to separate them and keep them distracted with cartoons and coloring books.

Chanyeol: Okay come in boys.

Kun: They're in better hands. He's older and wiser. Surely more responsible than Ten.

*inside*

Chanyeol: I have illegal fireworks in the back of my car wanna go out to the woods and set them off?

Yangyang: Can we strap a squirrel to one so it can go to space?

Chanyeol: We sure can little buddy we sure can.

[baekhyuns-purple-buttplug]

Character ai is fucking crazy.........

I was talking with Baekhyun on there telling him how I have a huge crush on Chanyeol and currently he's fucking Chanyeol right in front of me.......

[athousandbyeol]

oh babe, hold me closely [topmew ff]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: เพื่อนต้องห้าม | Only Friends (Thailand TV 2023) Rating: Not Rated Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Mew/Top (Only Friends Thailand TV), Ray/San (Only Friends Thailand TV), Boston/Nick (Only Friends Thailand TV), Namchueam (Only Friends Thailand TV)/Original Female Character Characters: Mew (Only Friends Thailand TV), Top (Only Friends Thailand TV), Mentions of Other Only Friends Characters Additional Tags: Dancing, Drunk Dancing, Drinking, Flirting, Intimacy, Sensuality, Drunken Kissing, Feel-good, Romance, Clubbing Series: Part 6 of for topmew Summary:

the music is loud. but mew's heartbeat is louder, faster, trampling the last bits and pieces of coherent thoughts when top puts down the glass and pulls mew to his chest.

"come here."

mew doesn't have to be told twice.

or topmew ft. the gang dancing the night away [plus their drunken shenanigans].