#nct incorrect texts

[what-if-nct]

Mark: Did you know that Johnny cracks corn.

Johnny: I told you that in confidence!

*to a camera*

Johnny: *breaks a corn cob in half* It just relaxes me. But I don't tell people Mark practices kissing on his stuffed animals.

*to a camera*

Mark: It was when I was 16! He never let's things go.

*to a camera*

Johnny: It was last week.

*to a camera*

Mark: *sigh* Yeah, it was last week.

[00127am]

YOU HAVE A NEW LIKE! select NCT members as hinge messages i've received 𓍯𓂃 all for shits & giggles! warnings cursing, yang's (14) mentions a kys joke, taeyong's second message (17) mentions blood

🧾 © 00127am 2O24

[meowmk]

nct crack tweets (pt1/?)

[ourdadai]

oioii, você poderia fazer locks do taeyong? 🤍

nct [ taeyong ] lockscreens ♡

[jwymybelovedhusband-reblogs]

*Kpop leaders having a meeting* pt.1

Namjoon : Today we welcome a new member for our team, let me-

Hongjoong : *screaming from the corner* SINCE WHEN DID WE ALLOW CHILDREN IN HERE

Namjoon : I was about to get there-

Bangchan : Get where, I have enough kids already I can't take care of more.

Taeyong : *sitting in the corner, traumatized at the idea*

Namjoon : CAN YOU JUST LET ME INTRODUCE JUNGWON?

[nctnationz]

7dream x would you peel an orange for me? 🍊

in honour of their comeback tomorrow, here is a little 7 dream au <3

[bunnypig18]

NCT Text Posts (6) | (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (7)

[withlovealwqys]

to my first | jeno smau

lee donghyuck & mark lee

- both live in ny

- models and partners in crime

[taes-children]

Ten: I act so dumb whenever I am in front of my crush.

Johnny: You always act dumb.

Ten: That's because I'm always with you *winks*

Yuta *from the other room*: Woohoo that was SMOOTH.

[smolsicheng]

Kun: I'm Yangyang's emergency contact.

Nurse: So you're here to pick him up?

Kun: I'm here to be removed as his emergency contact.

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[what-if-nct]

NCT eating out skills.

*I apologize in advance*

Johnny: Pulls the most toe curling tongue tricks. And you can feel him smile against you every time he makes you whimper and whine.

Taeyong: Loves doing it but gets overly excited and needs a bit of direction cause he gives unnecessary attention to the lips.

Yuta: I'm not saying pussy eating champion, but he has his medals and trophies. That is his title. He is undefeated and will tongue fuck you while his fingers attend to other business.

Kun: He does exactly what needs to be done and does it well, but is a master with his fingers cause he wants to always look at you.

Doyoung: He's very unsure about his skills and technique but he shouldn't be. His technique alone is fireworks, shooting stars worthy

Ten: Not the best but not the worst, gets the job done.

Jaehyun: He licks too hard in the wrong area, needs guidance. Can be staring at it and still doesn't know where the clit is. His fingers might be the best bet.

Winwin: Will have your eyes fluttering and you'll forget your name, starts with kissing it but his tongue and fingers start working double time and will suck your clit and your fingers will lock into his hair. If Yuta has Gold in this category. Winwin easily has silver.

Jungwoo: Loves doing it so much, gets so happy but is really just licking the outer lips, his tongue might slip in but not on purpose but when he finds out he can he really goes in for it. Still overtly enthusiastic though.

Mark: He tried, he just tries his best he'll get there one day. He can find the clit but bless his heart he doesn't really know what to do.

Xiaojun: Mainly uses his fingers, will give a few licks here and there because he feels called to but he's not confident in his skills but his fingers are gold.

Hendery: Honestly he gets a little wild in there and ends up biting something it could feel good or not depending on what he's doing.

Renjun: A lot of kissing, he's very gentle and takes notes on what you seem to enjoy. Takes his time and does his best to please you.

Jeno: Gonna be honest a couple of hard licks and he says "my turn" and pulls his pants off.

Haechan: Kinda rough but in a good way, talks really dirty against it but it's muffled. Also might bite but in a good way. Will spank it if you pulled his hair when he told you to be good.

Jaemin: Also gives so many kisses down there, speaks softly, tells you how good you taste, loves trying out new things, gentle, teasing, it's an experience and a dream.

Yangyang: He doesn't know what the hell he's doing, you feel nothing and everything all at once. He enjoys doing it, maybe a little too much but Guidance isn't enough, send him to a class taught by Yuta and Jaemin.

Chenle: He doesn't have any kind of sex.

Jisung: Bless his heart he's trying his best, just guide and reassure him he's doing his best and he'll get there. But he's still better than Yangyang and Jaehyun.

[min-ji92]

*Jaehyun to Doyoung*

Jaehyun: You look great today

Doyoung: Thank you

Jaehyun: You know what else will look great on you?

Doyoung: What?

Jaehyun: Me

*Doyoung proceeds to slap him and then kiss him*

[meowmk]

nct crack tweets part 2 here u go enjoy ily

[coconutlove98]

Nct Incorrect Quotes

*Everyone in the living room. All are upset and not speaking to each other*

Mark: Okay I know this is a little cliche but I think it will help. *Brings out his guitar*

Johnny: Oh no.

Mark, singing: Let's gather around the campfire And sing our campfire song Our C-A-M-P-F-I-R-

Renjun takes the guitar away from Mark and goes into a different room.

Everyone is Silent

Renjun: Ahhhh!!*smashes the guitar*

*Renjun after entering the room with a broken guitar: Here I fixed it.

Mark, shocked: Uh I-

Ten: thanks

[jwymybelovedhusband-reblogs]

Sm Entertainment : Okay we will be debuting a new NCT unit called, NCT Japan. The members are, Yuta, Shotaro and two new members.

Mark : Yo dude, I'm finally safe-

Sm entertainment : And Ayato Marki

Mark : Bro what the fuck is wrong with you?

[nctnationz]

mark lee x f!reader

side character banter 😽

cw: kys joke <3

pt1. pt 2. pt3. pt4. pt5. intro.