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Hyunjin: *drinking a slushie* Ahhhh brain freeze!

Han: No you have to drink it like this *drinks slushie* No brain freeze Ahhhhh

Hyunjin: *sips* Ahhhhhh

Han: *sips* Ahhhhhhh

Hyunjin: *sips* Ahhhhh

Han: *sips* Ahhhhh

Seungmin: I knew I should've just spent the day by myself now I'm stuck with dumb and dumber in surround sound.

Han: Whoever drinks the slushie fastest wins this taquito I found in my pocket.

Felix: I won! Gimme that pocket taquito.

Seungmin: And here is dumberer.

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Felix: Have you guys ever heard of hucow?

Lee know: Felix go to your room.

Felix: But I've been learning about it from videos.

Chan: Felix where are you watching these videos?

Felix: Don't worry about that.

Lee know: Does it start with P and end with hub.

Felix:Maybe......So there was this redheaded lady dressed as a cow.

Chan: Go to your room.

Lee know: You raised a little freak.

Chan: Nope that part of him is all you.

*to a camera*

Lee know: It is me. I'm both proud of him and fear him. He's a little too weird.

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Renjun: I realized I have a lot of pent up anger.

Jeno: You're just realizing that now?

Jaemin: You're just an aries it's okay.

Renjun: I've decided to start biting people to release my anger.

Chenle: That's what I do. It's fun. Jisung get over here.

Jisung: No not again.

Jaemin: You can bite me renjun.

Renjun: Nevemind you're too into it. I'm gonna go smack haechan.

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i actually do cuss a little…

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Okay, serious question. I’ve seen A LOT of accounts/stories/other stuff that think Hyunjin is/would be attracted to curvy/plus size women (if he is attracted to women), and I definitely somewhat agree - most likely because I’m delusional and I’m partially curvy, and I like to think he looked at me at the Seattle concert, but I also have not touched grass in a LONG time, so I dunno, LOL - but I’m just wondering is it just the vibe he gives off? Like so many people think of him with a curvy girl or think that may be what he’s attracted to even though he hasn’t really done anything to suggest that - not that I’m aware of, but I haven’t been a Stay for super long, only like two years.🖤🤍

Oh I love this topic I saw a tiktok of someone mentioning it and I was like yes finally someone sees what I see. But I think its half just vibes and half from observing his interactions with fans that happen to be plus size and if you feel like he looked at you he most likely did. But like I feel like as a plus size woman we can just tell off of experience so I think that's where a lot of it comes from. Like you can just tell or get the vibe like he seems like yeah he'd like a big girl. Also Chan the vibes are strong as hell with Chan. But also I think that he doesnt seem superficial and like he sees the beauty in everything and everyone it wouldnt be farfetched if he also sees plus size women as beautiful.

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hyunjin for arena homme korea & cartier [2025]

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Ten: Yangyang, it's your turn for karaoke.

Kun: What are you going to do? Remember, this is in front of the whole company.

Yangyang: It's just a Bruno Mars song.

Kun: Oh, okay.

Yangyang: *on stage* Fat, Juicy and Wet.

Kun: Oh no.

Yangyang: I don't even gang bang. Pussy so good, made me throw up a set.

Kun: Ten, go get him.

Ten: *to Yunho and Changmin* Yep, that's my son I'm so proud of him.

Yangyang: That good kitty kitty, good kitty kitty, make it my pet. Pretty pussy, type of pussy. You ain't never gon' forget.

Kun: I don't know why I expected more from him.

Yangyang: Fat, Juicy and Wet.

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Jungwoo: You're talking to Jaehyun tell him that mama misses him.

Johnny: Your mom?

Jungwoo: No me, I'm mama.

Johnny: What do you mean?

Jungwoo: He'll understand.

Johnny: Okay.....Jaehyun Jungwoo says mama misses you.

Jaehyun: Tell him his son misses him too. And I miss when mama would wash my feet for me when I ask.

Johnny: I don't know what the hell is going on and you know I hate the feet stuff. I'm done talking to you.

Jungwoo: What he say?

Johnny: Jungwoo, I want you to stay away from him.

Jungwoo: But he's my son.

Johnny: We'll find you new son who doesn't have a foot thing going on.

Jungwoo: Yuta.

Johnny: Yeah sure Yuta's a good kind of weird.

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240802 @ lollapalooza chicago

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Chan: Hyunjin, did you beat up jungwoo while he was walking home from the pet store?

Hyunjin: I will not say anything without my lawyer present.

Chan: Who is your lawyer?

Felix: I am. My client will not be answering any further questions.

Jungwoo: Johnny he did, he gave me this bruise.

Hyunjin: And I'll do it again, you freak.

Felix: I'd like that scratched from the record.

Hyunjin: You better hope I don't see you on the street again.

Felix: That too.

Hyunjin: Next time I beat you up, you'll have two black eyes.

Felix: Hyunjin, please stop talking.

Hyunjin: Then get that woman stealer out of my house. You can't have her no matter how hard you try.

Changbin: Nct are number one women stealers. Where's doyoung he has a lessen to learn too.

Chan: At least Hyunjin's was a fair fight against Jungwoo. You'll break doyoung, Go fight mingi while he's on his knees that's more fair for you.

Chan: Me and mingi are cool we can share but that damn Doyoung.

Chan: For you, that's progress.

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Doyoung: Why did you buy jungwoo that lambchop doll.

Johnny: He asked for it. I let him get one toy and one treat when we go to the store.

Doyoung: Its a dog toy that squeaks.

Jungwoo: I dog.

Doyoung: We've been through this Jungwoo.

Jungwoo: Arf.

Doyoung: The treat he wanted was a dog treat wasn't it.

Johnny: It always is.

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Johnny: What are you kids doing?

Renjun: I'm teaching them to protect themselves.

Ryo: He gave us knives

Sakuya: He said to always claim self-defense.

Renjun: It's the best way to beat the law.

Johnny: Renjun, keep up the good work. Just give them pocket knives it's more believable than a kitchen knife.

Renjun: Then I have to teach them how to go for the neck.

Johnny: They're in good hands with you.

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Chan: How did you lose Hyunjin?

Lee know: I'm going to be honest. I was not paying attention to him and forgot he was supposed to be with us.

Chan: Did he say anything to you guys?

Seungmin: I don't listen to him when he speaks.

Jeongin: He just said said "ooh pretty" then walked away and didn't come back.

Chan: How long ago was this.

Jeongin: An hour or two.

Chan: My husband can be anywhere call the police.

Chan: He's not your husband, and we'll find him

Changbin: I'm going to look high and low for him.

Hyunjin: Who are you looking for?

Chan: You, where have you been?

Hyunjin: After they left me at the mall, I got something to eat and walked around the park. Saw Han fight a squirrel and get arrested then came back.

Chan: What was that middle part.

Hyunjin: It was over territory, the squirrel won. Someone should pick Han up.

Lee know: I'll get the bail money jar and pick him up.

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Mark: I'm bored and nosey. When you go see your girlfriends in the States, what are you interrupting by walking in.

Johnny: She's just relaxing eating dinner and watching her weekly shows. Then I lay on her chest as she run her nails through my hair. I gotta get back to Atlanta soon.

Hyunjin: I miss nails through my hair, but the head scratches are better. Usually, she's in her bra and listening to female rappers while eating cookies. Then I lay in her lap while she feeds me cookies. I miss Miami every day.

Changbin: What girl groups is she listening to?

Chan: I pretty sure she listens to real female rappers.

Hyunjin: She does. She learned a lot from Megan thee Stallion and JT

Johnny: Mine too.

Mark: What about you, Chan?

Chan: Either sleeping peacefully or eating ice cream off Changbin's chest.

Changbin: That was only once. She doesn't want to waste too much of it. Every other time was whipped cream. I can't wait to go back to Seattle

Chan: Of course, it's whipped cream.