#incorrect txt

[zb1bies]

- gyuvin, gyuvin, gyuvin respectively

(or jay, sunghoon, jake/chan, changbin, hyunjin/chan, seungkwan, hansol/kai, beomgyu, soobin/hanbin, hao, yujin/sungho, woonaegi, jaehyun/shinyu,jihoon,kyungmim/youngjae,dohoon,shinyu)

[daechwitonguetech]

Yeonjun and Beomgyu: *speaking Spanish*

Yeonjun: I know, I know.

Hueningkai: You speak Spanish?

Yeonjun: No. I just know the phrase, 'this is all your fault' in every language Beomgyu speaks.

[weird-bookworm]

Soobin: How long does it take before you start hallucinating from sleep deprivation? Taehyun: I think— Beomgyu: Seventy-two hours. Taehyun, slightly alarmed: ...how do you know? Beomgyu: There's a clown behind you.

[monsterrv]

Taehyun *walking down the side of the street*: i see the school bus

Taehyun: da bussy

Taehyun: ppl r coming out of da bussy

Taehyun: oh no that sounds wrong

[luxurystark-jackson]

txt as text posts

[txt-lov]

Beomgyu: Taehyun-ah come here, i have a secret hot news to tell

Taehyun: so it's not really secret if it's a news—

Beomgyu: shut up, and just come here

Taehyun: *get closer to him anyway*

Beomgyu: i love you

Taehyun: even the alien from mars can tell, it's not like a secret or hot news. Everyone loves me tho.

Beomgyu: you wanna know what is the hot news?

Taehyun: not interest—

Beomgyu: me, i am the HOT and it's news to telling that I'm hot

Taehyun: so you're not hot before cause you said it's a news?

Beomgyu: nah cause I've been hibernate in Antarctica, so i was cold before

Taehyun: thought you were dead

Beomgyu: yeah...wait what?—

[weishenbwi]

Hueningkai: His house is allowed to be blurred from Google maps for some reason.

Taehyun: No conspiracy there. You can blur your house too. it's permanent though.

Soobin: Could you put in requests to blur random addresses on Google that you don't own? Just to mess with people?

Beomgyu: Yup, it was randomly done to mine.

Yeonjun: It wasn’t random. I was upset about a reply you made to me and overreacted.

[l0ser-1uvr]

Beomgyu: This is tied for most terrifying day of my life. Yeonjun: Tied with what? Beomgyu: Every other day of myself!

[iandiareisland]

Beomgyu & Yeonjun: [Gets on plane]

Yeonjun: Window or isle?

Beomgyu: [raises fist]

Window or you’ll what 🤨

[ujishis]

SEVENTEEN X TXT INCORRECT QUOTES !

will be active sometimes . . .

[zb1bies]

beomgyu: we’ve been trying to tell you this for years. your bacon allergy is a lie

taehyun: yeonjun made it up so you’d eat healthy as a kid

hyuka: no no! i’m just allergic to a lot of stuff

hyuka: bacon, donuts, halloween candy, not saying thank you-

hyuka: ...oh my god

[daechwitonguetech]

Soobin: Hi, I'm Beomgyu's emergency contact.

Counter Woman: You're here to pick them up?

Soobin: I'm here to remove myself as their emergency contact.

[weird-bookworm]

Soobin: Favourite horror movie? Yeonjun: It. Taehyun: Saw. Beomgyu: Annabell. Kai: High School Musical. Soobin: Yeonjun: Taehyun: Beomgyu: Kai, shuddering: I spent all my middle school years terrified after watching it, thinking that any moment the entire school would collectively start singing a song and I'd be the only one who wouldn't know the lyrics.

[monsterrv]

Txt as things I’ve done this past yr

Yeonjun: 3am drunk gas station venture for Red Bull w someone they’ve never met before (hates Red Bull but had ulterior motives)

Soobin: Dramatically cried on a bench in the courtyard of a building while it was raining bc “vibes”

Beomgyu: Snuck into university’s football stadium and had a race w the roommate (he won ofc)

Taehyun: Finished a robotics lab while hungover and w a fever

Kai: Practiced a dance routine in the university’s quad at 11pm bc “the stars were rlly pretty” (it’s the middle of a city there were no stars)

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