#boynextdoor incorrect quotes Tumblr posts

[wontune]

✿𝒇. sungho ( boynextdoor ) lockscreens

[incorrectboynextdoorquotes]

Taesan: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?

Riwoo: >:O language

Woonhak: Yeah watch your fucking language

Sungho: OKAY WHO TAUGHT WOONHAK THE FUCK WORD?

Leehan: 'The fuck word'.

Jaehyun: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time

Woonhak: Oh my god he censored it

Riwoo: Say fuck, Jaehyun.

Leehan: Do it, hyung. Say fuck.

[zb1bies]

- gyuvin, gyuvin, gyuvin respectively

(or jay, sunghoon, jake/chan, changbin, hyunjin/chan, seungkwan, hansol/kai, beomgyu, soobin/hanbin, hao, yujin/sungho, woonaegi, jaehyun/shinyu,jihoon,kyungmim/youngjae,dohoon,shinyu)

[myungjaezzz]

boynextdoor as things @easybeesycoverbees has said

sungho: *to leehan* so you are a robot… LEEHAN, ADD MILK TO THE GROCERY LIST

riwoo: *about jaehyun* sorry, he’s in bastard mode right now

jaehyun: *at 2:32pm* y’all i just woke up and even i’m impressed with how late it is

taesan: *to sungho* that outfit is gender as fuck

leehan: *giving advice* steal their skin

woonhak: *at any minor inconvenience* this is child cruelty. i am child.

[okaerina]

jaehyun : yall ever feel something on your skin or does your skin itch when there's nothing on you ?

taesan : those are the spirits of the bugs you killed

leehan : they're gonna slowly eat you to death...

sungho : guys stop scaring him

meanwhile jaehyun with a bucket of holy water ready to jump in : IN THE NAME OF JESUS-

[engene28]

Jaehyun: Do you always have to attack me with your words?

Taesan: Would you prefer me to use a brick?

[straykidsdefender]

Woonhak: *About to do something stupid*

Jaehyun: I can't stop you. However, I'm not letting you go by yourself.

[moa-engene-atiny]

hi 👋 i'm jorryn and this is my kpop side blog (that i use more than my main blog lol)

main is @portghost-dead-ace so if i ever reply to a post or follow you that's who i'll show up as 😚

i make moodboards when i have the time and inspiration and also like to reblog pics, gifs & incorrect quotes + memes and stuff

mostly a p1h, enha, txt , & ateez stan other groups like aespa and boynextdoor may show up from time to time 😉

hope you enjoy 💛

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[incorrectboynextdoorquotes]

Jaehyun: Some of you are not allowed to sit near the front during group lives anymore. I don’t want to say any names but- Riwoo: Is it me? Jaehyun: No. Taesan: Is it me? Jaehyun: Well it's not Riwoo

[incorrectboynextdoorquotes]

Riwoo: I’ll never talk! Taesan: *sharpens knife* We have ways of making people talk. *cuts piece of cake and shares a slice with Woonhak* Riwoo: Can I have some? Woonhak: Cake is for talkers

[incorrectboynextdoorquotes]

Riwoo: Hewwo. Woonhak: Hihiiiiii! Taesan: Greetings, Humans. Sungho: Three kinds of people. Leehan: I want pudding. Taesan: Four kinds of people. Jaehyun: WHAT’S UP FUCKERS? Sungho: Five kinds of people.

[incorrectboynextdoorquotes]

Jaehyun: Time for plan G. Riwoo: Don’t you mean plan B? Jaehyun: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties. Woonhak: What about plan D? Leehan: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago. Sungho: What about plan E? Jaehyun: I’m hoping not to use it. I die in plan E. Taesan: I like plan E.

[incorrectboynextdoorquotes]

Riwoo: Pspspsps Taesan, walking over to him: Are you trying to call a cat? Riwoo, frantically taking notes: Holy shit it worked

[incorrectboynextdoorquotes]

Jaehyun: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something? Sungho: Nope, absolutely not. Woonhak: I hope it sucks, whatever you're going through. Riwoo: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life. Taesan: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you. Leehan: I can't wait to go to your funeral, knowing I could've changed that outcome.

[incorrectboynextdoorquotes]

Woonhak: any cute things to call your girlfriend?? Sungho: sugar Jaehyun: honey Leehan: flour Taesan: egg Riwoo: 1/2lb butter Jaehyun: stir Leehan: pour into a pan Taesan: preheat to 350 degrees

[incorrectboynextdoorquotes]

Taesan: In the name of the father, son, and holy ghost-

Leehan: Head, shoulders, knees, and toes-

Riwoo: Turn up your nose and strike that pose-

Jaehyun: HEEEEYY MACARENA