#boynextdoor incorrect quotes

[pe-arls]

boynextdoor 009. lockscreens

[incorrectboynextdoorquotes]

Jaehyun: On the count of three, what's your favorite cake? One, two, three-

Jaehyun and Riwoo, in unison: Chocolate cake peanut butter frosting with chocolate chunks!

Woonhak: Our turn, hyung! One, two, three- vanilla!

Taesan, deadpan: I've never had cake, what is cake.

[wontune]

✿𝒇. sungho ( boynextdoor ) lockscreens

[zb1bies]

- gyuvin, gyuvin, gyuvin respectively

(or jay, sunghoon, jake/chan, changbin, hyunjin/chan, seungkwan, hansol/kai, beomgyu, soobin/hanbin, hao, yujin/sungho, woonaegi, jaehyun/shinyu,jihoon,kyungmim/youngjae,dohoon,shinyu)

[myungjaezzz]

boynextdoor as things @easybeesycoverbees has said

sungho: *to leehan* so you are a robot… LEEHAN, ADD MILK TO THE GROCERY LIST

riwoo: *about jaehyun* sorry, he’s in bastard mode right now

jaehyun: *at 2:32pm* y’all i just woke up and even i’m impressed with how late it is

taesan: *to sungho* that outfit is gender as fuck

leehan: *giving advice* steal their skin

woonhak: *at any minor inconvenience* this is child cruelty. i am child.

[okaerina]

jaehyun : yall ever feel something on your skin or does your skin itch when there's nothing on you ?

taesan : those are the spirits of the bugs you killed

leehan : they're gonna slowly eat you to death...

sungho : guys stop scaring him

meanwhile jaehyun with a bucket of holy water ready to jump in : IN THE NAME OF JESUS-

[engene28]

Jaehyun: Do you always have to attack me with your words?

Taesan: Would you prefer me to use a brick?

[straykidsdefender]

Woonhak: *About to do something stupid*

Jaehyun: I can't stop you. However, I'm not letting you go by yourself.

[enhanextdoor]

bnd incorrect quote

leehan: would you slap your best friend for a thousand bucks? woonhak: i would slap jaehyun for free jaehyun, tearing up: i’m your best friend?

[moa-engene-atiny]

hi 👋 i'm jorryn and this is my kpop side blog (that i use more than my main blog lol)

main is @portghost-dead-ace so if i ever reply to a post or follow you that's who i'll show up as 😚

i make moodboards when i have the time and inspiration and also like to reblog pics, gifs & incorrect quotes + memes and stuff

mostly a p1h, enha, txt , & ateez stan other groups like aespa and boynextdoor may show up from time to time 😉

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[incorrectboynextdoorquotes]

Taesan: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?

Riwoo: >:O language

Woonhak: Yeah watch your fucking language

Sungho: OKAY WHO TAUGHT WOONHAK THE FUCK WORD?

Leehan: 'The fuck word'.

Jaehyun: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time

Woonhak: Oh my god he censored it

Riwoo: Say fuck, Jaehyun.

Leehan: Do it, hyung. Say fuck.

[incorrectboynextdoorquotes]

Jaehyun: Bye Woonhak! Bye Taesan! Bye Riwoo! Bye Sungho! Bye Leehan! Bye Woonhak!

Hanbin: You said ‘bye Woonhak’ twice.

Jaehyun: I like Woonhak.

[incorrectboynextdoorquotes]

Sungho: One of these photos is of a garbage dump, the other is your room. Which is which? Jaehyun: The left is the garbage dump. Sungho: THEY'RE BOTH YOUR ROOM!

[incorrectboynextdoorquotes]

Riwoo: Why isn’t the statue smirking at me?

Sungho: It isn’t smirking at anyone, they’re all just imagining it.

Riwoo: Three of us saw it, Sungho. How do you explain that?

Sungho: *points at Taesan* Sleep deprivation. *points at Woonhak* Paranoia. *points at Leehan* Delusional personality disorder.

[incorrectboynextdoorquotes]

Woonhak: How long does your ideal hug last?

Jaehyun: 32 to 45 minutes.

Woonhak: That's impractical.

Jaehyun: You said ideal, not realistic.

[incorrectboynextdoorquotes]

Jaehyun: Leehan, why do your clothes smell like garlic? Leehan: Oh, I put garlic in my pants so vampires won’t steal them. Jaehyun: Why would vampires steal your pants?! Leehan: They won’t because of the g- were you even listening?!