#incorrect zb1

[zb1bies]

- gyuvin, gyuvin, gyuvin respectively

(or jay, sunghoon, jake/chan, changbin, hyunjin/chan, seungkwan, hansol/kai, beomgyu, soobin/hanbin, hao, yujin/sungho, woonaegi, jaehyun/shinyu,jihoon,kyungmim/youngjae,dohoon,shinyu)

[incorrectestzb1]

Zhang Hao: Hello, nice to meet you! This is my ex-boyfriend, Hanbin! Hanbin: You have got to stop introducing me like that Hanbin: We're married

[incorrectbp]

yujin: my lungs are decayed. my lungs are full of thorns and mildew. my bones are being held together by vines. i am fragile. be gentle with my corpse

zhanghao: you’re going to school whether you like it or not

yujin: i REFUSE.

[incorrectboysplanet]

Ricky: so I currently have 7 new notebooks and I am taking suggestions for what to put in them

Gyuvin: put spaghetti in them

Ricky: I am taking suggestions from anyone but Gyuvin for what to put in them

Gunwook: put spaghetti in them

Ricky: I am taking suggestions from anyone but Gyuvin and Gunwook

Yujin: put spaghetti in them

Ricky: I am no longer taking suggestions

[incorrectplanet]

[first time meeting]

gunwook: at jellyfish all of our snacks are organic.

taerae: that’s nice. the wakeone trainees eat candy off the floor.

[mattchubin]

Matthew: Do you like me? Or do you like-like me?

Hanbin, on one knee, with a ring: Take a wild guess.

[incorrectboynextdoorquotes]

Jaehyun: Bye Woonhak! Bye Taesan! Bye Riwoo! Bye Sungho! Bye Leehan! Bye Woonhak!

Hanbin: You said ‘bye Woonhak’ twice.

Jaehyun: I like Woonhak.

[incorrectzbone]

gyuvin, on the phone: hey ricky, can I borrow 5000 bucks?

ricky, putting his phone on speaker: why the hell do you need 5000 bucks?

gyuvin: for an escape room.

ricky: what kind of escape room costs 5000 bucks?

gyuvin:

gyuvin: jail.

hanbin, screaming from across the room: WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO?

gyuvin: …

gyuvin: nothing legal.

[0x1mina]

gyuvin : you lying, cheating, piece of shit!

ricky : oh yeah? you’re the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD

gyuvin : i’m leaving, and I’M TAKING YUJIN WITH ME

hanbin, picking up the monopoly board : i think we’re gonna stop playing now.

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[koririmao]

shimkongz as my sister and her classmate (being shit at math runs in the family)

ricky: so you add negative 2x to negative 2x and that becomes?

gyuvin: ...

gyuvin: HUH

ricky: (lip smack) okay, let me explain it like a kindergarten teacher

ricky: you know how integers work right?

gyuvin:

gyuvin: what the fuck are integers

ricky: OH MY GOD (buries his face in his hands) LORD PLEASE HELP ME (fake crying)

[zb1bies]

Gunwook: Why is gyuvin carrying a potted plant?

Ricky: He was asking too many stupid questions. So, I told him to carry that potted plant around to replace all of the oxygen he's wasting.

[incorrectestzb1]

Zhang Hao: If someone offered you $200 because, "You're ugly," would you take it? Ricky: I'm not turning down $200 just because someone has poor eyesight

[incorrectbp]

ricky: i have good news and bad news

hanbin: bad news?

ricky: yujin lost his bag

hanbin: good news?

ricky: we lost gyuvin who was carrying the bag

[incorrectboysplanet]

Jiwoong: oh it's, um, very muggy outside

Gyuvin: I'd better not go outside and see all our dorm mugs on the ground

Jiwoong: *nervously sips juice from a saucepan*

[incorrectplanet]

[locked out of dorms]

zhang hao: we need to get in there. I got this. ricky, give me your credit card.

ricky: *handing him his credit card*

zhang hao: *pocketing it* thanks. gunwook, kick the door down

ricky: