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Ricky: You know, my last braincell is heart shaped Gunwook, tapping Ricky's head: There are BRAINCELLS in there???

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Matthew, unbuttoning shirt: It's really hot in here Jiwoong: Yes, but why are you unbuttoning MY shirt?

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Taerae: My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do? Matthew: Punch him in the stomach, and then when he doubles over in pain, kiss him Gyuvin: Tackle him Ricky: Dump him Yujin: Kick him in the shin Gunwook: NO TO ALL OF THOSE! Just ask me to bend down!

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Zhang Hao: Hello, nice to meet you! This is my ex-boyfriend, Hanbin! Hanbin: You have got to stop introducing me like that Hanbin: We're married

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Hanbin: Hey, what time is it? Taerae: No idea. Pass me that saxophone and I'll find out Taerae: *Blows saxophone loudly* Zhang Hao, from the other room: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT 2AM?! Taerae: It's 2am

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Hanbin: *Hits all the buttons on the elevator* Hanbin, to Zhang Hao: So, tell me about yourself

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Gyuvin: If I accidentally sat on a voodoo doll of myself, would I be trapped forever in that position, doomed to starve to death? Ricky: How am I supposed to know? Gunwook: You say, as if we don’t use you as a source of knowledge of the occult. Ricky: *Sighs* Ricky: You wouldn't be trapped.

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Zhang Hao: What's up with Matthew? He's been lying on the floor for, like, an hour Hanbin: He's just a little overwhelmed Zhang Hao: Why? Hanbin: Taerae giggled

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Jiwoong: I'm dad inside Jiwoong: I mean dead Jiwoong, glancing at ZB1 members: No I don't

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Mod Post

Hello, this is both mods! Just letting you all know that we are both going on holiday together in a few days and won't be able to update the queue while we are gone. We'll both put in the effort to stock it up before we leave, but if the posts suddenly dry up for a while, that's why!

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Zhang Hao: I filled the studio with the smoke machine Hanbin: Why would you do that? Zhang Hao: Bored

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Matthew: Weddings are crazy expensive, so Taerae and I will just have an ancient blood ritual in the woods at 3am

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Gyuvin: Hey guys, just a friendly reminder Gyuvin: Just because the bathbomb smells like strawberries, doesn't mean it tastes like strawberries Ricky: Ricky: Did you EAT one of my bathbombs?

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Jiwoong: So, what are the WakeOne Monopoly house rules? Taerae: If the game goes for longer than four hours, you have the legal right to kill whoever suggested playing

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Yujin: Are you okay? You’re tearing up a lot Hanbin, crying because of Yujin’s pureness: Oh, I’m just allergic to angels Yujin: How are you alive if you’re allergic to yourself? Hanbin, still crying: *Wheezes*

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Ricky: Gunwook can't be good at everything Gyuvin: Maybe he's a bad kisser? Taerae: No, he's good at that too Ricky: ...What? Taerae: What?

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Taerae: I'm not a serial killer yet Hanbin: You always add 'yet' to the end of that sentence Taerae: I'm just trying to keep my options open