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Changbin: MUST you treat me with such disrespect?!
Minho: You’re younger than me..who cares??
Changbin: I CARE
Chan: You know he brings up a good point, as his hyung you should set an example for him and the other members
Minho: but I don’t wannaaaaaaaa
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*Changbin talking about something random to SeungIn*
Seungmin: Notice how no one fucking asked?
Changbin: You know you and Jeongin are getting a bit too comfortable with us hyungs lately, watch your mouths.
Seungmin: *Turning to I.N* Who the fuck does this guy think he is?!
Jeongin: FRRR like ain’t nobody under 5’6 talking to me like that
Changbin: The fuck??…If I’m not 5’6 what am I then?!
Jeongin: A garden gnome.
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Hyunjin: Stop that
Han: Stop what?
Hyunjin: *pointing to his bouncing leg* THAT
Han: I can’t
Hyunjin: *turns to look at Lee Know*
Minho: *sighs before looking at Han and nudging his head in the direction of Han’s leg*
Han: *stops bouncing his leg immediately*
Hyunjin: *looks at them unimpressed* I don’t know if I find this useful or disgusting
(Based on that one clip, you know the one).
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*1 am at the studio*
Jeongin: I feel like I forgot something
Chan: Your fucking homework? *holding up a list of missing assignments*
Jeongin: Nah I don’t think that’s it…🤔
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*Felix and Seungmin talking on the couch*
Felix: I don’t know it’s just he feels distant
Seungmin: Who? Hyunjin?
Felix: Yeah
Felix: He never spends time with me anymore
Hyunjin: *Lifts his head up from Felix’s chest* Felix we’re literally cuddling right now, I can hear you clear as day
Felix: Yeah well maybe I want even more cuddles
Hyunjin: *sighs pulling him tighter*
Seungmin: I don’t know why I thought talking to you would be a good idea *quickly retreating to his room*
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Chan: Sometimes I scold myself.
Minho: Sometimes I grumble to myself.
Changbin: Sometimes I hype up myself.
Hyunjin: Sometimes I rant to myself.
Han: Sometimes I sing to myself.
Felix: Sometimes I giggle to myself.
Seungmin: Sometimes I talk to myself.
*all of them turn to Innie*
Jeongin: No, this isn’t a WE thing—this is a mentally ill thing
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Han: What are we?
Minho: What do you mean?
Han: Like what’s our relationship? Are we friends?
Minho: Woah okay I’ve been downgraded
Han: No I meant that what we do isn’t what best friends do
Minho: Like what?
Han: Like last night..
Minho: Who doesn’t make his best friend dinner while watching anime and cuddle him into his chest until he falls asleep?!
Changbin: Jinnie never does that to me..
Hyunjin: That’s because that’s not what best FRIENDS do
Minho: Are you sure you’re best friends then?
Jeongin: *watching from the side lines* Are you fucking kidding me right now.
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*Channie bursting out of his room*
Chan: What was that noise?!
Han: A noise?
Hyunjin: What noise?
Han: I personally didn’t hear no noise
Hyunjin: Yeah—Hyung are you starting to hear voices?
Chan: *looks over at Lee know*
Minho: *silently smirking*
Chan: What. did. you. do.
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Seungmin (to Jinnie): I wanna make fun of you **so** bad rn..
Minho: You say this like you need his permission to??
Hyunjin: Yeah usually you’re unapologetically a bully 🤨
Seungmin: Chan said he’d make us sleep in the same bed during tour if I continued being mean..
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Changbin: And so I told her how tf you on a diet and at McDonald’s??
Han: HEEEELP *Crying of laughter*
Jeongin: *Squeaking giggles*
Changbin: … Everyone laughs but no one follows..
Chan: What?
Minho: Have you been spending too much time on Youtube shorts again?
Changbin: …
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*Changbin and Han annoying a tired ass Chan*
Chan: I want to go home.
Changbin: You ARE home.
Chan: I would like a different home.
Han: Not possible, we’re family.
Chan: I would like a different family.
Changbin: You can’t choose family though..
Han: Actually he DID choose us
Chan: I would like a Time Machine.
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Changbin: d’you think my muscles look good?
Hyunjin: What I think is we need to cancel your gym membership
Changbin: Why would you say that.
Hyunjin: Hyung they’re getting too big—
Changbin: *took it as a compliment* AWE HYUNJINNIE CMERE 🗣️
Seungmin: You might wanna run flour boy, unless you wanna be squeezed into a crepe 👁️
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Han: Why does it matter whether or not my room is clean?
Seungmin: Well how are you supposed to live in this fucking mess?
Han: It’s not THAT bad—
Felix: Jisungie we literally can’t even get past the door without stepping on clothes.
Han: I don’t see the problem here.
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Chan: Can we please stop this conversation.
Minho: Why what’s wrong??
Chan: You’re literally teaching Innie how to hide evidence from the police.
Minho: So?! He’s learning a lot! Plus he’s enjoying this, aren’t you Innie?
Jeongin: *trembling* no. No I am not.
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hiiii ! i absolutely enjoyed your random skz pair hcs :)) can i request for 2min and jeonglix? only if you're taking requests !! thank you <3
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✰ Requested Skz–Pair Headcannons: ✰
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(Please note that I do not actually ship them in real life, this is for pure fun and giggles. — It might also not be realistic lol).
Pairs included: 2Min, Jeonglix
Listen along while you read :)
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[ Re: ] hihi 🙌 I’m so glad you enjoyed the first part AAAAAA—requests are totally open yes, and I hope you enjoy the hcs ❤️❤️ (I’d also like to thank you for being so sweet).
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:: 🌿 2Min 🌿 :: ( Minho & Seungmin )
• Cat and dog dynamic, but hear me out it sometimes reverses and Minho will be the one acting like a golden retriever to a snarky Seungmin.
• Minho proposes first, no particular reason why other than he was faster to buy the ring and prepare his big moment.
• Married couple vibes, they bicker but it’s usually just pointless fighting. If an argument erupts to a somewhat significant level, Minho becomes level headed and tones down the situation with a distraction while their temper dials down. (“WELL YOU—”, “Hey, okay. Let’s take a break, and circle back. You probably haven’t eaten lunch yet right?”, “no..”, “Okay, I’ll go make something.”).
• Both are hardheaded as hell, not to mention a little petty. So it’ll either work in your favor, when they agree with you on something, or it’s your worst nightmare. (The rest of SKZ has been on the back burner of many heavily fueled arguments from 2Min).
• Teasing Minho whenever Seungmin wants affection if any kind, be it verbal, physical or anything in between. For this reason, Seungmin avoids being direct about what he wants, little does he know Minho reads right through him.
• Minnie likes to sneak a taste at whatever Minho’s cooking when he thinks he isn’t looking. (He is, and he lets it go).
• Minho got Seungmin a tiny flip-able magnet for their fridge that lets him know what he’s in the mood for. (One side says cuddly, the other says prickly). Communicating without communicating, their favorite thing.
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:: 🌸 Jeonglix 🌸 :: ( Jeongin & Felix )
• If they fight it usually ends in both parties in tears, extremely sensitive to conflict. They both go their own ways to calm down but always sleep in the same bed no matter how bad the fight is. They collectively have a mindset of “you’re not going anywhere until we figure this out” and will spend an entire day talking it out if they have to.
• Felix definitely has to snatch I.N.’s devices away, in order to make sure he gets sleep. If that doesn’t work, he nags him over and over under he gives up and slightly (Jeongin would argue he doesn’t at all, but that’s just denial) cuddles Felix back.
• “Things he says when he thinks I’m asleep” trope!! Late at night, when the two are in bed, Jeongin definitely voices some thoughts he wouldn’t dare to if Felix was awake. (Yet somehow in the back of his mind, Jeongin knows Felix is listening to him, but refuses to listen to that thought).
• Felix proposes first, because of course he does—Innie had pondered on making the first move but chickened out, scared of rejection.
• Jeongin thinks Felix fell first, but everyone (including Felix) knows he’s had a soft spot for Felix ever since he met him. Jeongin both fell first and fell harder when he realized his feelings (after Felix confessed).
• Sickeningly sweet affection from Felix both excites and scares Innie, he’s not used to constant skinship, but eventually his walls crumble for Felix and for Felix **only**.
• Felix likes to hoard items from their dates (e.g. tickets from going to the movies) to remember how far they’ve come and how comfortable they’ve grown.
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This was a lot of fun! If you have any requests please ask away (SKZ, TXT and maybe some other groups but it depends on my familiarity with them).
P.S. Even if I’ve already done the pair you want, you can still request! (I can write more 🙌).
Don’t forget to eat and drink water :)
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*HyunSung had a fight*
Hyunjin: *enters the room Jisung is in*
Hyunjin: oh
Jisung: oh
Hyunjin & Jisung: . . .
Jisung: I’m sor—
Hyunjin: I shouldn’t have—
Jisung: 🧍♂️
Hyunjin: 🧍♂️
Hyunjin: So what were you gonna say?
Jisung: Pft- Nothing.
Hyunjin: Yeah right *smirking*
Jisung: *huffs* Whatever you don’t deserve to hear it anymore.
(They make up automatically after that).
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*SeungIn sharing a bed*
Jeongin: Minnie..
Seungmin: *grumbles* yeah?
Jeongin: I want ice cream.
Seungmin: *shifts to face him* Innie it’s 2 am…
Jeongin: I know… :((
Seungmin: *gets up and leaves the room*
Jeongin: *thinking* (Ah he’s probably using the bathroom).
—5 minutes later—
*Seungmin re-enters the bedroom fully clothed and with shoes on*
Seungmin: Well? Are you coming?
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