#incorrectkpopquotes

[bebestay]

Minho: *hands Jeongin a lighter*

Minho: Here. Do a Crime.

Jeongin: YIPPEE!!!!

[asterumdawnxx]

Hamin: What if I press the brake and gas at the same time?

Noah: The car takes a screenshot

Yejun: For the last time, get the fuck out

[totallycorrectbloomintoyou]

Touko: Do you sell Happy Meals?

Server: We do.

Touko: Yeah, can I get that without the meal?

Server: ...

Touko: please

[incorrectjenchulichaeng]

Lisa : Hey will you get something out of my pocket for me?

Rosé : What do I get out of this?

Lisa :

Lisa : A chance to touch my ass?

Rosé : Deal.

[incorrectxbangtan]

Jungkook : I DO WHAT I WANT.

Jimin : I’m calling Jin hyung,

Jungkook : NO WAIT-

[irlakashi]

[videocall]

Mark: "come over"

Haechan: "i can't, i'm arrested for double homicide"

Mark: "my parents aren't home"

Haechan: "yeah, about that..."

[1teamincorrectquotes]

Jinwoo: Hey, are you awake?

Rubin: Yeah

Jinwoo: okay good, I need someone to talk about Zayn Malik with

[hyunjinwhat-blog]

chanbin: JEONGIN YOU COME HERE RIGHT NOW OR I’LL—

chan: now what’s going on here

jeongin: chan , changbin’s a bully

changbin: no I didn’t I really di—

chan: I’m sorry but I have to

changbin: no really please

[ later on ]

changbin outside: god dammit

[bergarachan]

Ryan: Hey Shane, did you know that “thot” means "thoughtful person?"

Shane: It does? Oh, I didn’t know that!

[Later]

Shane: Thanks for helping me with editing today, Steven. You’re a real thot.

Steven:

Steven: I'm a WHAT

[simmiev137]

Madison : Do you sell Happy meals?

Server: We do.

Madison : Yeah can I get that without the meal?

Server:

Madison : please

[bebestay]

Felix: The easiest way to a man's heart is through his stomach.

Minho: I was told through the fourth and fifth rib.

[asterumdawnxx]

Bamby: *Pulls out a knife*

Yejun: Oh no

Bamby: *Opens a box with it*

Yejun: Oh okay

Bamby: *Pulls a gun out of the box*

Yejun: Oh no!

[herculesmulligan-quotes]

Madison : Do you sell Happy meals?

Server: We do.

Madison : Yeah can I get that without the meal?

Server:

Madison : please

[incorrectjenchulichaeng]

Lisa : Unnie what does Y/N mean?

Jennie : Your name.

Lisa, reading her Y/N X Lisa fanfiction : And then Lisa threw Lisa on the bed and crawled upon her.....

[incorrectxbangtan]

Taehyung : I can’t believe we are stuck in this room together.

Jungkook : *swallowing the key* Truly unfortunate.

[irlakashi]

Haechan: everyone who thinks Mark and I are dating raise your hand

Haechan: Mark put your hand down