#incorrectkpopquotes
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bebestay · 7 months ago
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Minho: *hands Jeongin a lighter*
Minho: Here. Do a Crime.
Jeongin: YIPPEE!!!!
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Touko: Do you sell Happy Meals?
Server: We do.
Touko: Yeah, can I get that without the meal?
Server: ...
Touko: please
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incorrectjenchulichaeng · 4 years ago
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Lisa : Hey will you get something out of my pocket for me?
Rosé : What do I get out of this?
Lisa :
Lisa : A chance to touch my ass?
Rosé : Deal.
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incorrectxbangtan · 4 years ago
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Jungkook : I DO WHAT I WANT.
Jimin : I’m calling Jin hyung,
Jungkook : NO WAIT-
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irlakashi · 5 years ago
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[videocall]
Mark: "come over"
Haechan: "i can't, i'm arrested for double homicide"
Mark: "my parents aren't home"
Haechan: "yeah, about that..."
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1teamincorrectquotes · 6 years ago
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Jinwoo: Hey, are you awake?
Rubin: Yeah
Jinwoo: okay good, I need someone to talk about Zayn Malik with
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hyunjinwhat-blog · 6 years ago
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chanbin: JEONGIN YOU COME HERE RIGHT NOW OR I’LL—
chan: now what’s going on here
jeongin: chan , changbin’s a bully
changbin: no I didn’t I really di—
chan: I’m sorry but I have to
changbin: no really please
[ later on ]
changbin outside: god dammit
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bergarachan · 4 years ago
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Ryan: Hey Shane, did you know that “thot” means "thoughtful person?"
Shane: It does? Oh, I didn’t know that!
[Later]
Shane: Thanks for helping me with editing today, Steven. You’re a real thot.
Steven:
Steven: I'm a WHAT
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simmiev137 · 4 years ago
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Madison : Do you sell Happy meals?
Server: We do.
Madison : Yeah can I get that without the meal?
Server:
Madison : please
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herculesmulligan-quotes · 5 years ago
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Madison : Do you sell Happy meals?
Server: We do.
Madison : Yeah can I get that without the meal?
Server:
Madison : please
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bebestay · 7 months ago
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Felix: The easiest way to a man's heart is through his stomach.
Minho: I was told through the fourth and fifth rib.
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incorrectjenchulichaeng · 4 years ago
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Lisa : Unnie what does Y/N mean?
Jennie : Your name.
Lisa, reading her Y/N X Lisa fanfiction : And then Lisa threw Lisa on the bed and crawled upon her.....
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incorrectxbangtan · 4 years ago
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Taehyung : I can’t believe we are stuck in this room together.
Jungkook : *swallowing the key* Truly unfortunate.
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irlakashi · 5 years ago
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Haechan: everyone who thinks Mark and I are dating raise your hand
Haechan: Mark put your hand down
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incorrectquotesofkpop · 7 years ago
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Woozi: [Whacks Mingyu with his guitar]
Mingyu: CHILD ABUSE!
The8: But you’re not a child.
Mingyu: ANIMAL ABUSE!
The8: But you’re not an animal.
Mingyu: Then what am I?
The8: An object.
Mingyu: SUBSTANCE ABUSE!
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ahgastays · 6 years ago
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BamBam: I really want to kiss you
Yugyeom: What?
BamBam: If you died I wouldn’t miss you
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