#incorrect nct

[full-hd-sun]

[sets the kitchen on fire]

mark: shit, we need an adult

jisung: YOU ARE AN ADULT

mark, looking extremely horrified: oh, fuck

jisung: WE NEED AN ADULTIER ADULT. GO GET TAEYONG HYUNG

[cumyongie]

Taeyong, scolding: You're either lying or stupid!

Mark, panicking: I'm stupid I'm stupid!

[ggmarchwi]

jaehyun: *removes glasses*

jaehyun: *stares*

jaehyun: wow...

jungwoo, blushing: what?

jaehyun: i can't see shit

[doiefy]

fuck it, why not, nct 127 as engineering students

it's midterm season and i needed smth fun to do lmao. partially inspired by dumb shit i’ve seen/done

taeil: social butterfly exchange student studying something super obscure like petroleum or mineral engineering. on his first day of school (after getting run over by a roomba), he made up some stupid lie about his home country in an effort to appear more interesting. shit escalated, the lies continued, and now four years later he’s sir moony dal tae-1-methyl-cyclohexane-il from the glorious country of kwangya on planet mars. he’s actually from korea.

johnny: biomedical engineering student who will literally never shut the fuck up about going to med school. drinks redbull for breakfast, lunch and dinner. brushes his teeth with redbull. puts redbull in his diffuser. smokes redbull. did i mention he’s drinking redbull right now so he can stay up studying for the mcat? and that he’s trying to get into med school? in all seriousness he’d be a great doctor. but he’d also prescribe redbull.

taeyong: overworked mom friend studying electrical engineering. in a perpetual state of panic, sleep deprivation and electrocution; but he always has essentials on hand for his kids. be it bandaids, tampons or condoms, all you have to do is ask. oh also he modifies roombas to chase people down hallways while singing the thomas the tank engine theme song. he’s like michael reeves but giggly and with good intentions.

yuta: part time chemical engineering student, full time drug dealer. accepted his offer to the program because he watched one episode of breaking bad while stoned out of his mind, so it's all over for you when he figures out how to cook meth in the lab. the only issue right now? yeah he failed the lab safety training like six times and thought hydrofluoric acid was edible. he's not allowed into any undergraduate lab, much less onto campus at all. yeah he got expelled.

doyoung: obnoxious industrial engineering student. won't shut up about optimization and how his very optimized schedule has allowed him to maintain a 4.20 gpa, do 50+ extracurriculars and get multiple bitches. eventually his extensive spreadsheets creep out every girl he gets with and he has a crisis over his sexuality. gets suspended for public indecency with jaehyun two days before graduation.

jaehyun: goes into civil engineering thinking he can convince everyone he's straight by working with straight members and supports in infrastructure. resident hetero fuck boy up until he learns about bending moments in his second week of school, at which point he comes out. often struggles to finish exams because he's too busy thinking about how the pipe or beam he's analyzing looks too much like a penis.

jungwoo: the nicest mechanical engineering student you'll ever meet. is so sweet and innocent that people are constantly mistaking him for a freshman. mentors younger years, has the most cracked linkedin, brings coffee and donuts to class, generally just a good guy. oh, and the guy who looks exactly like him, who gets fucking hammered at every event and once did a line off a portrait of Isaac Newton? pfft nah that's not jungwoo. no way.

mark: aerospace major and music minor, but he spends so much time in the music faculty that no one believes him when he says he's in engineering. makes a "it's not rocket science" joke at least once in every conversation. probably giggling like a fucking buffoon in the back of a class, so loud that you can hear him in lecture recordings. he also can't go anywhere without recognizing 30 people and fist bumping all of them in turn like "brooooooo."

haechan: stinky computer engineering student who only ever wears the same two hoodies in slightly different shades of grey and considers walking in the rain to be an acceptable substitute for showering. claims he's grinding league and valorant during exam week so people underestimate him. everyone's surprised when they find out he's been on the dean's list since year one AND knows how to do laundry. again his laundry is two hoodies in slightly different shades of grey.

[incorrect-underrated-groups]

Kun: on a count of three I want you all to say something you like about yourselves

Yangyang: my tits!

[breakyourperfection]

Taeyong: *throws his head onto Doyoung's lap* Tell me I'm pretty

Doyoung: Pretty fucking annoying, that's what you are

[neo-crackhead-tech]

Haechan: We’ll take turns staying up. First Jeno, then Jisung, then Mark

Mark: I don’t like that, let’s go alphabetically

Haechan: Ok, first Jeno, then Jisung, then Mark

Mark: No wait let’s go by rank

Haechan: Ok, first Jeno, then Jisung, then Mark

Mark: Wait Jisung out ranks me???

[correct-kings]

Jaemin, tucking all of his plushies into bed and kissing their foreheads: goodnight, my loves~

[markiemelon]

Omggg 😭To this is so cuteee!! Honestly u should make a little mini series of this. I need more‼️🙏🏽😭

https://www.tumblr.com/markiemelon/763098100927725568/can-we-have-more-of-this-pretty

BABY FEVER! MARK TEXTS

genre. fluff, crack pairing. mark x gn!reader

pt 1 pt 2 pt 3

hi anon! I’m glad you’ve been liking theseeee i can definitely keep doing more!!!!

text taglist ♡‧₊˚ ↴

@wonbins-black-cat @taroddori @nctstarr @i03jae @regularsuh @sol3chu @yurikudon @lilly-cherry7 @onionhaseyoareumm @lexeees @hyunverse @rihaee @annyeojin

*lmk if you wanna be added to this taglist or my permanent taglist to know when I post!

[divider by @dollywons]

[00127am]

YOU HAVE A NEW LIKE! select NCT members as hinge messages i've received 𓍯𓂃 all for shits & giggles! warnings cursing, yang's (14) mentions a kys joke, taeyong's second message (17) mentions blood

🧾 © 00127am 2O24

[bunnypig18]

NCT Text Posts (8) | (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7)

[full-hd-sun]

taeyong: yuta, tell a joke

yuta: why can't dinosaurs clap?

nct 127: lol, why?

yuta: because they're all dead

nct 127:

taeyong: jaehyun, tell a joke

[cumyongie]

Taeyong meeting Doyoung for the first time: Oh you have to meet Jaehyunnie he's my little baby he's so cute he'll be here soon I can't wait for you to meet him he's the sweetest-

Doyoung:

[ggmarchwi]

jaemin: hey

jaemin: do you know what bees make?

jeno: honey?

jaemin: yes dear?

haechan: hey

haechan: do you know what bees make?

renjun: some stupid annoying sound

renjun: what the fuck do you want?

[k-popviewer]

This gave me the funniest image in my brain 🤣

I can’t help but think this could actually happen at an OT23 party 👀

Edit: This might be the funniest incorrect quote I’ve ever seen

Taeyong: Why can't I make the playlist for the party?

Jaehyun: Last time you had This Is What Dreams Are Made Of by Hillary Duff on replay the entire party.

Taeyong: Cause Hey now, Hey now, this is what dreams are made of.

Jaehyun: Johnny's got it this time.

*2 hours later*

Johnny: *first pumping while DJing* Where did you come from where did you go where did come from cotton eyed Joe. Hit the banjo Mark!

Jaehyun: I should have just let Taeyong do it.

Taeyong: No, I can break dance to this.

[hyuck-inmysoul]

nct dream incorrect tweets