#incorrect nct

[full-hd-sun]

[sets the kitchen on fire]

mark: shit, we need an adult

jisung: YOU ARE AN ADULT

mark, looking extremely horrified: oh, fuck

jisung: WE NEED AN ADULTIER ADULT. GO GET TAEYONG HYUNG

[cumyongie]

Taeyong, scolding: You're either lying or stupid!

Mark, panicking: I'm stupid I'm stupid!

[ggmarchwi]

jaehyun: *removes glasses*

jaehyun: *stares*

jaehyun: wow...

jungwoo, blushing: what?

jaehyun: i can't see shit

[incorrect-underrated-groups]

Kun: on a count of three I want you all to say something you like about yourselves

Yangyang: my tits!

[neo-crackhead-tech]

Doyoung, rubbing temples, talking about DoJaeJung: Do yourself a favor and never be in a friend group of three

[markiemelon]

Omggg 😭To this is so cuteee!! Honestly u should make a little mini series of this. I need more‼️🙏🏽😭

https://www.tumblr.com/markiemelon/763098100927725568/can-we-have-more-of-this-pretty

BABY FEVER! MARK TEXTS

genre. fluff, crack pairing. mark x gn!reader

pt 1 pt 2 pt 3

hi anon! I’m glad you’ve been liking theseeee i can definitely keep doing more!!!!

text taglist ♡‧₊˚ ↴

@wonbins-black-cat @taroddori @nctstarr @i03jae @regularsuh @sol3chu @yurikudon @lilly-cherry7 @onionhaseyoareumm @lexeees @hyunverse @rihaee @annyeojin

*lmk if you wanna be added to this taglist or my permanent taglist to know when I post!

[divider by @dollywons]

[00127am]

YOU HAVE A NEW LIKE! select NCT members as hinge messages i've received 𓍯𓂃 all for shits & giggles! warnings cursing, yang's (14) mentions a kys joke, taeyong's second message (17) mentions blood

🧾 © 00127am 2O24

[bunnypig18]

NCT Text Posts (8) | (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7)

[hyuck-inmysoul]

nct dream incorrect tweets

[what-if-nct]

Johnny: What are you thinking about?

Jungwoo: *in his head* Dont say boobies. Don't say boobies. Don't say boobies.

Jungwoo: Boobies.

Johnny: I know you tried not to say it and that's enough.

Doyoung: How is that enough?

Yuta: What kind of boobs? What shape? How big? What are the areolas looking like?

Johnny: He could be like yuta.

Jungwoo: C cup, right one is closer to a D, tear drop, large dark brown areolas amongst a lighter brown skin tone

Johnny: He is like Yuta.

Yuta: Send me examples.

Jungwoo: Okay but I have to ask for permission if I can send them first.

Johnny: Still a good boy though.

Doyoung: The bar is so low.

Johnny: It definitely is.

[full-hd-sun]

taeyong: yuta, tell a joke

yuta: why can't dinosaurs clap?

nct 127: lol, why?

yuta: because they're all dead

nct 127:

taeyong: jaehyun, tell a joke

[cumyongie]

Taeyong meeting Doyoung for the first time: Oh you have to meet Jaehyunnie he's my little baby he's so cute he'll be here soon I can't wait for you to meet him he's the sweetest-

Doyoung:

[ggmarchwi]

jaemin: hey

jaemin: do you know what bees make?

jeno: honey?

jaemin: yes dear?

haechan: hey

haechan: do you know what bees make?

renjun: some stupid annoying sound

renjun: what the fuck do you want?

[meowmk]

nct crack tweets part 4

[markiemelon]

Can you make some b

Doyoung x make reader text? Just some cute stuff like how Doyoung is down bad for the reader

Doyoung boyfriend texts (m reader)

genre. fluff, crack

pairing. doyoung x m!reader

⊹ it was fun trying to write from a guy’s perspective for once lol.. tell me what you think!

text taglist ♡‧₊˚ ↴

@wonbins-black-cat @taroddori @nctstarr @i03jae @regularsuh @sol3chu @yurikudon @lilly-cherry7 @onionhaseyoareumm @lexeees @hyunverse @rihaee @annyeojin @nanawrlds

*lmk if you wanna be removed/added to this taglist or my permanent taglist to know when I post!

[kikitulips]

ꢐ Yuta ꒰ ꒰ nct ꒱ ꒱ lockscreens ♡