#incorrectnctdream

[thatoneseggsyweeb]

NCT Dream As Things I've Said or Done (ot7)

Mark: *hits dad with a baseball bat thinking he's a robber*

Renjun: *tells all his friends he sings the song Summertime Sadness by Lana Del Ray in kindergarten and they actually believe him*

Jeno: "I did not fall, I was attacking the floor and winning" *starts punching floor*

Haechan: "Yo Wyatt why would you say that shit about me you know how much I want to kick you in the dick and you're making it worse!"

Jaemin: "Listen if you apologise, I won't kick you in the balls." *Ends up kicking him in the balls even though he apologized*

Chenle: "NO, I did NOT draw dicks on her face when she was asleep."

Jisung: "Hey, Kaylee, how do you spell murder? It's for research."

[irlakashi]

Jisung: 1999

Chenle: nineteen ninety nine

Jisung: 1888

Chenle: eighteen eighty eight

Jisung: 1777

Chenle: seventeen seventy seven

Jisung: 1111

Chenle: ELEVENTEEN ONETY ONE

Jisung: NO

[enhypenmeme]

"I feel like the possibility of all those possibilities being possible is just another possibility that could possibly happen"

- Mark, the guy who has been in every NCT group.

#NCT #NCT127 #NCTU #NCTDREAM #SUPERM #MARK #NCT127MEMES #INCORRECTNCT #INCORRECTNCT127 #INCORRECTNCTU #INCORRECTNCTDREAM

[irlakashi]

Mark, in the middle of an argument with Donghyuck: YOU'RE GAY

Donghyuck: don't get your hopes up

[irlakashi]

[texting]

Chenle: you know, sometimes i wonder how do tall people like you actually sleep at night when the blanket can't possibly cover you from your shoulders to toes??

Jisung: dude

Jisung: it's

Jisung: 4'O CLOCK IN THE FUCKING MORNING

Chenle: so...you can't sleep, huh?

Chenle: ...is it because of the blanket?

[irlakashi]

[videocall]

Mark: "come over"

Haechan: "i can't, i'm arrested for double homicide"

Mark: "my parents aren't home"

Haechan: "yeah, about that..."

[irlakashi]

Jisung: don't mind me, just casually eating these chicken wings

Everyone else at the chicken farm:

[irlakashi]

Doctor: quick, you are losing blood! What's your type?!

Jisung: smart, younger than me, long hair, a Taurus, can be kinda tall but not taller than me-

Doctor: I mean your blood type

Jisung: oh

Jisung: red

[irlakashi]

Renjun: I tattooed a spider on my ass

Jaemin: but both Jeno and I are afraid of spiders

Renjun: guess I won't be a bottom anymore

[irlakashi]

Renjun: When I was younger, everyone treated me like a criminal

Jaemin: ono why?

Renjun: because I killed people

[irlakashi]

Jisung: people who randomly find celebrities on the streets--- HOW DO YOU DO IT?

Jeno: idk maybe going outside for once

Jisung: but the outernet is scary

Jaemin: THE OUTERNET-

[irlakashi]

Mark: why are you so bad at math?

Jisung: hey, I'm a dancer. I can't count past 8.

[irlakashi]

Taeyong: I feel like you and Johnny are sharing a single braincell!

Mark: I- Wait a second-

Taeyong: what now?

Mark: Waiting for my turn to use the braincell. I can't think of anything right now, I'm so sorry.

[irlakashi]

Renjun: *trying to bury chenle alive*

Renjun, out of breath: how are you eating the dirt so fucking fast

[irlakashi]

Interviewer: So, what do you find most attractive about girls?

Haechan: their boyfriends, probably.