#incorrectnct

[cosmiclatte28]

wise yuta

mark : i'm nokia in a room full of iphones

yuta : still strong while everyone else is cracked

mark : wow dude... that is deep

yuta : did you just dude me?

[silverelement]

[irlakashi]

Mark: I'm going to take you out

Haechan: oh, so, it's a date

Mark: that was a threat

Haechan: see you at six

[thatoneseggsyweeb]

NCT Dream As Things I've Said or Done (ot7)

Mark: *hits dad with a baseball bat thinking he's a robber*

Renjun: *tells all his friends he sings the song Summertime Sadness by Lana Del Ray in kindergarten and they actually believe him*

Jeno: "I did not fall, I was attacking the floor and winning" *starts punching floor*

Haechan: "Yo Wyatt why would you say that shit about me you know how much I want to kick you in the dick and you're making it worse!"

Jaemin: "Listen if you apologise, I won't kick you in the balls." *Ends up kicking him in the balls even though he apologized*

Chenle: "NO, I did NOT draw dicks on her face when she was asleep."

Jisung: "Hey, Kaylee, how do you spell murder? It's for research."

[enchantingearthquakecollectionus]

johnny: i told you not to wear it in the shower.

mark, holding a soggy Burger King crown: i don’t need a lecture right now.

[nctworllld]

Johnny: Do not fear death. Fear the state in which you die.

Jaehyun, in a terrified whisper: New Jersey...

[tinychoi-blog]

Nctzens: *crying over mark graduating*

Nctzens: *crying over mark coming back*

[dailytech-info]

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[magnus-chase-rights]

nico: everything is awful. nothing even gets better. nothing good ever happens. it's just hard to keep going sometimes.

will: oh, no. don't think like that. why don't you tell me what happened? i'll help you.

nico: my fries came with one fry less than usual.

will:... you count your fries?

[incxrrect-dcmk]

Kaito: I have good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?

Shinichi: The good news?

Kaito: It is very unlikely that I will ever do it again.

[cosmiclatte28]

i am shaking coz I understand too

Lucas: Make no mistake. Not only am I party rocking, but I am also in the house tonight.

Ten: But are you shuffling?

Mark: Everyday.

Taemin: What language are you two speaking??

[irlakashi]

Jisung: stab wound? i think you mean extra pocket

[sky-is-the-limit]

Aquarius as a vlogger [shovel in hand] What’s up fam! Today we’re doing another unboxing video!

Aquarius: [enters graveyard]

[svt-junhwan]

joshua: people who sleep with their phone on silent or dnd really don’t give a fuck about anybody

vernon: look, if you decide to have a problem after midnight, that’s between you and god

junhwan:

junhwan: how do you set your phone to dungeons and dragons?

[incorrectgundamwingquotes]

Trowa: You ever realize that people judge the unknown, but when the unknown is suddenly known, they act as if they had known all along.

Trowa: Humans are hypocrites. We hate each other and ourselves.

Trowa: Anyway, are you a top or a bottom?

Quatre:

[nctworllld]

jisung: Fuck

taeyong: wHO THE FUCK TAUGHT YOU THAT?!