#nct dream quotes

[markiemelon]

Omggg 😭To this is so cuteee!! Honestly u should make a little mini series of this. I need more‼️🙏🏽😭

https://www.tumblr.com/markiemelon/763098100927725568/can-we-have-more-of-this-pretty

BABY FEVER! MARK TEXTS

genre. fluff, crack pairing. mark x gn!reader

pt 1 pt 2 pt 3

hi anon! I’m glad you’ve been liking theseeee i can definitely keep doing more!!!!

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[divider by @dollywons]

[00127am]

YOU HAVE A NEW LIKE! select NCT members as hinge messages i've received 𓍯𓂃 all for shits & giggles! warnings cursing, yang's (14) mentions a kys joke, taeyong's second message (17) mentions blood

🧾 © 00127am 2O24

[meowmk]

nct correct quotes pt 2

mark: OHHHHHHH!! *slap slap slap* DAMN!!!

haechan, jaemin, renjun: OHHHHHHH!! *slap slap slap* DAMN!!

[bunnypig18]

NCT Text Posts (8) | (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7)

[hyuck-inmysoul]

nct dream incorrect tweets

[eunseokieebb]

Mark with his comforting words indeed placed me at ease.

[neosofthours]

Mark: Dude

You: Waddup bro?

Mark: You’d marry me if I asked right?

You: I’d marry the shit out of you man.

Mark: Cool.

[qtenthusiasm]

mark, going over donghyuck's resume: okay, so right here, it states that you're creative.

donghyuck: yes.

mark: okay.. may i know what you create?

donghyuck: problems.

[what-if-nct]

NCT eating out skills.

*I apologize in advance*

Johnny: Pulls the most toe curling tongue tricks. And you can feel him smile against you every time he makes you whimper and whine.

Taeyong: Loves doing it but gets overly excited and needs a bit of direction cause he gives unnecessary attention to the lips.

Yuta: I'm not saying pussy eating champion, but he has his medals and trophies. That is his title. He is undefeated and will tongue fuck you while his fingers attend to other business.

Kun: He does exactly what needs to be done and does it well, but is a master with his fingers cause he wants to always look at you.

Doyoung: He's very unsure about his skills and technique but he shouldn't be. His technique alone is fireworks, shooting stars worthy

Ten: Not the best but not the worst, gets the job done.

Jaehyun: He licks too hard in the wrong area, needs guidance. Can be staring at it and still doesn't know where the clit is. His fingers might be the best bet.

Winwin: Will have your eyes fluttering and you'll forget your name, starts with kissing it but his tongue and fingers start working double time and will suck your clit and your fingers will lock into his hair. If Yuta has Gold in this category. Winwin easily has silver.

Jungwoo: Loves doing it so much, gets so happy but is really just licking the outer lips, his tongue might slip in but not on purpose but when he finds out he can he really goes in for it. Still overtly enthusiastic though.

Mark: He tried, he just tries his best he'll get there one day. He can find the clit but bless his heart he doesn't really know what to do.

Xiaojun: Mainly uses his fingers, will give a few licks here and there because he feels called to but he's not confident in his skills but his fingers are gold.

Hendery: Honestly he gets a little wild in there and ends up biting something it could feel good or not depending on what he's doing.

Renjun: A lot of kissing, he's very gentle and takes notes on what you seem to enjoy. Takes his time and does his best to please you.

Jeno: Gonna be honest a couple of hard licks and he says "my turn" and pulls his pants off.

Haechan: Kinda rough but in a good way, talks really dirty against it but it's muffled. Also might bite but in a good way. Will spank it if you pulled his hair when he told you to be good.

Jaemin: Also gives so many kisses down there, speaks softly, tells you how good you taste, loves trying out new things, gentle, teasing, it's an experience and a dream.

Yangyang: He doesn't know what the hell he's doing, you feel nothing and everything all at once. He enjoys doing it, maybe a little too much but Guidance isn't enough, send him to a class taught by Yuta and Jaemin.

Chenle: He doesn't have any kind of sex.

Jisung: Bless his heart he's trying his best, just guide and reassure him he's doing his best and he'll get there. But he's still better than Yangyang and Jaehyun.

[fatalhoon]

bestie!dreamies texts — mark edition

warnings | swearing as always, menstruation ment, death ment, poop ment lmao, weed ment

a.n | on this weeks enstallment of “judah and her gaggle of friends are sometimes funny”, another post with real life quotes from me and my buddies

[meowmk]

nct crack tweets part 4

[qtenthusiasm]

renjun: i sleep with a gun under my pillow.

jaemin: i sleep with a knife.

mark: both of you are pathetic.

jaemin: oh yeah? what do you sleep with?

mark: donghyuck. ultimate weapon.

[random-incorrect-things]

Renjun: I hate it when people use their zodiac to excuse their behaviour. Like you're not a Gemini, you're just a bitch.

Haechan: Actually I'm a Gemini and a bitch.

[what-if-nct]

Jaemin: Its true, its what I feel.

Jeno: Its scientifically impossible.

Jaemin: But I feel pregnant. Who are you to tell me what I feel?

Jeno: Its just not possible.

Jaemin: Its just what I feel. What is this? *lifts his shirt* What is this Jeno?

Jeno: You're not pregnant it's impossible for you to be pregnant. You can't have a baby.

Jaemin: I just am pregnant.

Jeno: Thats not how it works. What are you pregnant with?

Jaemin: A baby.

Jeno: Its impossible!

Jaemin: Its a feeling!

Renjun: I told you having dinner at my house was a bad idea.

Yangyang: No, no this has happened with Ten and Kun. But then Ten gave birth to me and it ended.

Renjun: How did-

Yangyang: Ten wore a big shirt and I climbed out of it.

Jaemin: Jisung where are you?

Yangyang: It's just like home.

[meowmk]

nct crack tweets (pt1/?)

[full-hd-sun]

[sets the kitchen on fire]

mark: shit, we need an adult

jisung: YOU ARE AN ADULT

mark, looking extremely horrified: oh, fuck

jisung: WE NEED AN ADULTIER ADULT. GO GET TAEYONG HYUNG