#nctdreamemes

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Haechan: everyone who thinks Mark and I are dating raise your hand

Haechan: Mark put your hand down

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Renjun: imagine holding someone's head carefully, caressing their cheeks with your thumb

Jeno: aw thats so

Renjun: and then you turn their head and you break their neck

Jaemin: THAT TOOK A BIG TURN

Renjun: so did their head

Jaemin: KSNDKS RENJUN IM DYING

Renjun: so are they.

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Renjun: I tattooed a spider on my ass

Jaemin: but both Jeno and I are afraid of spiders

Renjun: guess I won't be a bottom anymore

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Renjun: When I was younger, everyone treated me like a criminal

Jaemin: ono why?

Renjun: because I killed people

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Renjun: *trying to bury chenle alive*

Renjun, out of breath: how are you eating the dirt so fucking fast

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Taeyong: can you help me with this

Jisung: sure fucktard

Taeyong: language

Jisung: sure fucktard hyung

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Haechan: come in loser, we're going shopping

Jisung: I can't without my mom's permission

Haechan: well that sucks

Haechan: let's go lesbians