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greekgodssitcom · 2 months ago
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Apollo: You could say I’m a really great athlete
Hyacinthus: [clutching bleeding head] Banned I tell you
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harveywritings92 · 2 months ago
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Soap: I feel like a Sub today.
R/n: What kind of sub, Sub sandwich? Sub teacher or Sub kinky?
Soap, tummy growls: The first one.
[Soap got his pizza sub.]
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harveybwabbit92 · 2 months ago
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Taro: I feel like a Sub today.
R/n: What kind of sub, Sub sandwich? Sub teacher or Sub kinky?
Taro, tummy growls: The first one.
[Taro got his meatball sub.]
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incorrect-sunflower-sibs · 2 years ago
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TSA: And of course, animals are not allowed on the plane.
Lester: Darn. Well, I guess I'll have to leave you here.
Meg: ...
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mythological-mayhem · 11 months ago
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Aztec Gods Incorrect Quotes 12
*After Tezcatlipoca gets himself in deep shit*
Huitzilopochtli: Okay, so I have good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?
Quetzalcoatl: I don't care, honestly.
Huitzilopochtli: Okay, so we received confirmation that Tez is alive.
Quetzalcoatl: Okay, now what's the good news?
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mytho-nerd · 1 year ago
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Hera: you know, humans aren’t all bad. Maybe they can even be good!
Hera, during the events of the Trojan war: Never mind I hope you all die.
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cassimopeia · 2 years ago
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i also took a moment to refresh my simself 💚🍃
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s-aint-elmo · 5 months ago
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pass it on!
(ID in alt text)
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wilted · 4 months ago
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help
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hinamie · 2 months ago
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trick or treat!
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luminixx · 2 months ago
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the kiss of judas
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greekgodssitcom · 1 year ago
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The gods: [Watching Narcissus]
Ares: He kinda reminds me of Apollo
Apollo: You’re kidding, I’m nothing like him
The gods:
Artemis: Brother, the only thing standing between you and Narcissus is a pond
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kankalin · 2 months ago
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hi.... the brainworms got me
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lavendervirgos · 8 months ago
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Take your sexual frustration out on me please and thank you
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notherpuppet · 6 months ago
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A Chaggie moment during reconstruction of the hotel 🏨🎀🌈💞
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andstuffsketches · 25 days ago
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girl who lives in a cave
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