#ultraman taro x reader

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Taro: I feel like a Sub today.

R/n: What kind of sub, Sub sandwich? Sub teacher or Sub kinky?

Taro, tummy growls: The first one.

[Taro got his meatball sub.]

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Taro, talking about a baby they’ve been hired to protect: Oh, look at him R/n, he looks a little fussy there. Why don't you pick him up and give him a cuddle?

R/n, annoyed: Just because I have boobs doesn't mean I have magical powers over infants! You're the one with the son. Start dading!

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[R/n is going to visit a relative in the hospital Taro tags along.]

R/n, to Doll! Taro, whose sitting in her purse: How much TV do you watch?

Taro: Enough to know that the nurse will be smoking hot.

Pretty Man in Scrubs: Can I help you with something?~

R/n: And you are?

Male Nurse: I'm Nurse in charge of [relative].

{R/n tell him who she is and he leads her to the relative's room.]

R/n, quietly to Taro Care to revise your theory?

Taro, gives the nurse a quick once over: Not what I was expecting... but, no, I'll stand by it.

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[Bel/R(Belial's reader) looks at Taro's partner R/n puzzled causing the other woman to shift uncomfortably in her seat.]

Bel/r: Hey...Do we know each other?

R/n: Don't think so...

Bel/r: No, I'm sure I've seen you before... did we hook up or something?

(Taro looks at R/n with a 'did you???' look on his face.)

R/n, shakes her head: Absolutely not.

Bel/R: You sure? Cos I'm fairly certain I've seen you topless somewhere...

Belial, who had same feeling realizes: That's cos she's the Jacuzzi girl who gets mauled to death fifteen minute into Raptor cop.

Bel/r: That's where recognize those titties from!

R/n, buries her head into her arm: Oh, Goddammit!

Taro, trying to comfort her: Looks on the bright side, those 15 minutes got you a lot of fans!

R/n: Not helping...

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Taro: I feel something...

R/n: a pulse?

Taro: No, Tregear removed my veins years ago.

R/n:

R/n:....Yo, what?

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R/n and Taro are getting to know each other: Oh! here’s something people do not know about me. Before I moved out here, I did a topless scene in a low-budget horror movie about a genetically altered cop who could turn into a dinosaur. Ugh, after I did it, I felt so ashamed. Thankfully, that thing never came out.

Taro, awkward: Oh, uh…I’ve seen that. 

R/n, looks at him wide eyed:…………What?

Taro: Yeaahh.... “Raptor Cop”. Hikaru likes watching cheap horror movies, he recognized you and showed to it to me.

R/n, buries her head in her hands: Oh, God.

Taro: And it was literally the moment you walked out the door.

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R/n, to a hungover Taro: Morning, how do you feel?

Taro, groaning in pain: Like I got punched in the face….

R/n: Actually you were kicked.

Taro: Wha...?

R/n: It was Ace after you picked him up and held him over your head trying to reenact the Lion king. He kept saying "Put me down or face the consequences!".

Taro:

R/n: You did not put him down.

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21: We saved your partner's life.

Taro. holds R/n close: For that you have my gratitude.

21: And your brother's.

Taro: Eh, I'll let that slide.

Ace: *Flips Taro the bird*

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[Ace's partner [A/p] and R/n watch in disgust as Ace and Taro take turns eating expired food from the refrigerator, They’re competing over who gets to borrow their uncle Jack’s RV for the long weekend on Earth, they both have dates planned that involved camping.]

Ace, hands a carton to Taro.: When’s the last Christmas we had eggnog?

Taro, Trying to read the faded Expiration date.: Think before Taiga was born...

[Taro opens the carton it hisses ominously, everyone winces…Oh  hell, the smell! ]

Taro, grimaces handing the carton back to Ace: It’s all you, big brother.

[Ace winces as he chugs the eggnog and begins gagging loudly as the others watch on in morbid fascination.]

Taro, to A/p and R/n while trying no to gag too: This is a game tha-…*urk* That has no winners.

A/P, holding their stomach: Ace if you think I’m kissing you after this, you’ve gotta thing coming...

[R/n she’s calling Mother to tell her what her sons are up to]

R/n, looks at Taro: Ditto

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[Spark doll au.]

Taro, to R/n: Hey, If you ever killed someone you would tell me right? 

R/n: Hm, I'm not sure...

Taro, looks her baffled: Not sure? Who else would you tell?

R/n: It's a hard toss up between your ex-husband and that Juggler guy. You don't really make the cut in comparison.

Taro: ...

R/n: Sorry Taro...

Taro, pouting: I could get rid of a body...

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[R/n introduces herself to Hikaru and Ginga, Taro noticed both them were skittish around her; Hikaru in particular... he noted the teen kept avoiding looking at her directly.]

R/n: It's good to meet you, Taro talks about you two a lot.

Ginga, in his doll form sits on Hikaru's shoulder: Ah...(stares up the sky)

Hikaru, is staring awkwardly over R/n's shoulder.: I bet he does.

[R/n gets weirded out by their reactions]

R/n: Erm, Taro? I'm gonna go grocery shopping, I'll be back in a while.

Taro: Be safe!~ *Turns to both Hikaru and Ginga* What in the world was that?

Ginga, playing dumb: That? Taro we have no-

Taro: Don't give me that bull! you both acted as if she were hideous!

Hikaru: It's not like that okay! Um... I know R/n already....Sorta?

Taro, stares at the boy bemused: How? She never mentioned you.

[Ginga and Hikaru blush.]

Hikari: Well...When I say I "know her" I don't mean personally. I mean know her from a... artistic perspective.

Taro: You've lost me.

Ginga: I think you should show him the movie...

{Taro looks between them.}

Taro: What movie? R/n's an actress?

Hikaru: Uh...S-she's a D-list actress. Like, she's recognizable enough but not really mainstream. She mostly stars as the eye candy in these cheap sci-fi movies and mockbusters...

{That's how Taro got introduced to Raptor-cop and R/n's topless scene. Now he understood why Ginga and Hikaru acted the way they did when they met her...They were both trying not to look at her chest.]

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[Spark doll au: Taro nervously introduces R/n to his son. Taro leaves them alone when there's a knock at the front door.]

R/n, awkward: So you’re the infamous Taiga, eh?

Taiga, apprehensive: Are you Dad’s new partner?

R/n, feeling like she’s being tested: Uhhh… We work together.

Taiga: That’s not a no.

R/n, hesitant: Okay, um, I don’t know yet. I guess we’re still testing the waters. He’s nice enough, so I wouldn’t object if he were interested. Would you?

Taiga, stares at her suspiciously: Besides my mom, the last person he dated was an manipulative a**hole. Are you an a**hole?”

R/n, taken aback: I… I try not to be.

Taiga, narrows his eyes: If you break his heart, I’ll slash your tires….

{R/n looks at Taiga for a good hard second and nods.]

R/n: I believe you.

Taiga, smirks: Smart lady.

[Taro came back into the living room to tell Taiga that his cousin Akari was there to hang out with him, Taiga went to go greet her but not before shooting R/n an "I'm watching you." look. Two days later R/n finally mustered up the spine to ask Taro out, they’ve been going on strong for six months now; with no slashed tires.]

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Taro, sees R/n laying out money on her kitchen table: What are you doing?

R/n, straightening out soggy bills: I forgot my wallet was in my Jacket before I put it in washing machine, I’m setting them out to dry…

Taro: So, I guess that makes you guilty now…

R/n: Guilty? of what???

Taro: I just caught you money laundry-ing *Chuckles*

[R/n looks at him blankly.]

R/n: Taiga warned me of this, but I thought he was pulling my leg!

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Ace, texting Taro and R/n on their date: Playing Hide n’ Seek with my favorite nephew. I looked for him for 15 mins and couldn’t find him anywhere. I had a mini-heart attack thinking he’d gotten outside somehow then I walk by his room and heard this cloak giggling…

{Sends them a pic of one of Taro’s cloaks hanging off the side of Taiga’s bed, and another one of Ace’s hands lifting the cloak revealing toddler!Taiga huddled underneath.]

Taro, proud of Taiga’s creativity: Hm… My boy’s a genius. 

(Taro is texting Ace back, his date curiously looks over to see.)

R/n: What are you doing?

Taro: Oh, just telling Ace. Now he knows how our mom and dad felt after he fell asleep in that laundry pile… Did I ever tell you about that?

[R/n shakes her head.]

Taro: Okay, so... When me and Ace were kids, our mom was doing laundry and took Ace's favorite blanket to be washed, at the time he was very attached to it, he would hardly go anywhere without it. And when he found it missing, instead screaming down the house like he usually did. Ace tracked it down to the laundry room and took a nap in the dirty clothes pile; with the blanket pulled over his head.

{R/n cooed at the mental image, it was cute trying to picture her boyfriend and his brother as kiddos.]

Taro: With the blanket covering him, Ace was completely obscured from our mom’s sight. So… Naturally our parents freaked when they found me in our play room alone and Ace was nowhere to be found. They looked everywhere, they had the neighbors looking everywhere. And just when they were about to call the IGDF rescue team? out from the laundry room comes Zoffy; carrying a groggy and very cranky Ace…

R/n: My Sol… I can’t imagine that sort of thing happening, I’d never let Taiga out of my sight after something like that.

Taro: Yeah… Our mom did that for bit, always made we were in the last place she left us, checking every room before she left it, eventually she mellowed out. 

(Taro’s comm pings)

Ace, texting back: Shut-up, I wanted my blankie... you're telling R/n about this aren’t you? If you do, then I get to tell her how you broke your big toe Mr. “Bowling champ!”

{Taro’s tenses up as R/n reads the text starts asking him what Ace meant?].

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R/n: To be honest, I hate beer. I think it tastes like ear wax.

Taro: Yeah, I think beer smells like diluted water.

R/n:...

R/n: How do you dilute water??

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Taro: Ey, We're about to play some Jenga, you wanna join?

Taiga: No I'm good...

Taro: What? You got a weak pull out game?

[Taiga's face slowly morphs to horror as an oblivious Taro laughs and announces to R/n.]

Taro: Hey, my son's got a weak pull out game.

{R/n spits out drink!}

{Needless to say, Taro was mortified once R/n sat him down and explained what that meant.]