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A Chaggie moment during reconstruction of the hotel šØššš
#chaggie you will always be famous#Charlie is singing ās*x with meā by Rihanna#because I think she totally would lolll#hazbin hotel#my doods#hazbin hotel fanart#chaggie#charlie morningstar#Vaggie#hazbin hotel comic#suggestive#liked by ad
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Wasnāt going to go on a big rant but you know what since that other post is gaining traction yeah I think I will. So big long rant under the cut. Lolll
I feel like. A lot of people might tell me āitās not that deepā but to me it is that deep.
I donāt have a problem with JayVik or itās shippers like. At all. I just think some of them are Ć really good demonstration of like. Every bad thing when it comes to fandom ever LMAO.
Once again I am (supposed to be) writing a whole big long essay about this already so I will try and keep this kind of short and sweet and it might be a bit lacking but wtvr.
I think a lot of JayVik fans tend to be white queer people. Someone left a tag on my OG post that said basically āmy take is Iām a faggot and I donāt have to care about a character if I donāt want toā and no hate to that person cuz youāre right, but this is exactly the kind of stuff that made me make that first post.
I feel like a lot of white queer people have an issue with seeing outside their own identity? If that makes sense? This is seen time and time again with the way some of them behave when big movements happen online, some have a tendency to centre themselves and whatnot so i think itās kind of the same thing.
It makes total sense that a queer person would prefer queer ships and would prefer JayVik over MelJay, that is not a crime. But I do think part of that is because they canāt relate/identify with Mel or see themselves in her like they can with Jayce or Viktor.
I hate to also make it about feminism but i think a lot of you guys are super like. Male centred, like just in your attraction which once again, not the issue not a crime. But i think itās also why CaitVi, which is a canon queer ship, although popular is still not quite as popular as JayVik despite being canon. Women fetishizing gay men in fandom is not something new, which I think might play a small part in it- Iāve seen a lot of people especially back in s1 infantilizing Viktor and acting like he had no agency or independence and that he NEEDS Jayce to take care of him (thatās another thing. Ableism(looks at you with my eyes)) and they also do the same thing with Jayce where they act like he had 0 agency with any decisions he makes and that heās like a big dumb baby who doesnāt know anything politics. Hey, guys. Thatās a grown man.
My main issue isnāt that people prefer JayVik over MelJay itās just that some shippers demonize Mel to an insane degree, blame her for getting in the way of their ship (this is also happening right now with Maddie- thereās a leak going around saying that she gets with Caitlyn and people are so upset that this character is getting some INSANE hate and I feel like thatās the same thing going on.)
they blame her for āstealingā Jayce etc etc like. Idk. You donāt have to ship MelJay but I wish more people would appreciate Mel just as a character- imo she is super interesting and has a great story but sheās only ever seen and āthe other womanā. Iāve seen people say she isnāt like, well characterized and that her story entirely revolves around Jayce which. Yeah sheās definitely heavily involved with him in s1 but sheās clearly got a lot more going on than just that and you would know that if you GAF š£ļøš£ļø
for just being. Who she is. I think Mel deserves more attention just in the fandom and itās just frustrating. People making memes about Jayce going insane over Viktor leaving but like. Mel also just got fucking kidnapped guys. His lover has just vanished without a trace why is nobody also talking about that !!!! Why canāt he care about both these people at the same time !!!!!!!
Anyway Iām not nearly well equipped enough to talk more in-depth about like. Any of this but I do think the demonization of Mel and refusal to see her relationship with Jayce as it is can often times be boiled down to racism like straight up. And also things like the fetishization of gay men in fandom and just things like that are sometimes what can lead to female characters- even the well written ones to be shelved and pushed aside in favour of their male counterparts.
Obligatory ānot all JayVik fansā obviously a lot of you are awesome, shouldnāt have to say this. If Iām not aiming for you, you shouldnāt be getting shot.
#hope this doesnāt ruffle up too many feathers eek#I was scared to make the first post I was worried JayVik fans would come at me#also idgaf about whatever was going on in league that lore has been retconned again and again and again#and as far as Iām aware Viktor and Jayce didnāt even like eachother that much#league and arcane are very much separate identities#Iām p sure theyr changing the league lore to match wtvr is going on in arcane#if you prefer JayVik because itās always been a thing thatās fine but that doesnāt excuse the mistreatment of a black female character#Yāknow?#idk#nobody kill me for this#arcane#arcane spoilers#MelJay#Mel Medarda#jayce talis#I won balls
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sam would be the best boyfriend when ur on ur period, heād immediately know what to do, heād go to the store and buy you what ever pads and/or tampons you need, snacks, everything. thereād definitely be a time where heād make a little gift basket out of the stuff and itās just so cute. he fills you a hot water bottle, lets you braid his hair (he claims to not like it but he deffo does), he lays your head like where his bellybutton is and plays with your hair whilst talking to you in a velvety voice and gives you so many cuddles and tells you how beautiful you are if you get bloated or breakout or anything and gives you lots of kisses on your body wherever youāre comfortable with it
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babydoll you sent this at the perfect time!! because i just got my period yesterday lolll so i was totally thinking about this <33
tw mentions of throwing up, passing out, and overall bad period pain rip lol
i like to think about how younger sam had almost no idea about periods. he probably heard things here and there about it whenever he was able to be in school, maybe even learned about it on his own because he's a curious, intelligent, and kind sweet boy!! but he's never very close with an afab person until he meets jess. he's naturally sweet and caring, so he learns quickly with her.
so when he's with you, he's ready and prepared to be the best boyfriend in the world. he learns what you need specifically and what you like best and it ingrains it in his memory!! (crying i know this isn't about samjess but everything is about samjess to me, so i'm thinking about the fact that he still remembers what jess liked the most :((( sobbing . like what if the first time you text him to pick up pads or something, he unconsciously grabs the kind she'd buy before remembering he can just ask what you want. he probably knows your favorite candies by then, so he doesn't think to grab jess's, but he does remember. i just love them a lot SORRY) ANYWAYS !!!
i'm crying at the idea of sam only letting you braid his hair when you're on your period because you'll get upset if he doesn't LOL but that he secretly really likes it and would totally let you do it any other time if you ask him sweetly enough. (he's down bad and will do anything that you want. he caves so easy). and he like. feels like he should be playing with your hair instead, but he knows that playing with his hair calms you so he just sits there in utter contentment like. wow i'm soooo in love with them :,)
AGH laying on his belly makes me so :(((( that's when he gets to play with your hair to relax you <3 wahhh and i'm crying about how assuring he is with you <333 he's so so incredibly sweet and just pours on the compliments when he knows that you need them. so so so many kisses!!!
and on the topic of laying on tummies <3 for some people, pressure makes cramps feel better. and i just imagine sam absolutely melting and wanting to CRY at how in love and endeared he is with you if you ask him to lay his head on your tummy to help with the pain. while he's there, he'll tell stories and gently massage your legs or just lightly rub over your sweet skin <3
speaking of massages i think he's the bEST at giving them!! his hands are so big, which helps massively, and then his touch is so gentle, yet steady and it is just so completely soothing <3 he loves being able to take even a little bit of your pain away. and he hatesss to see you in any pain he's so :((( so he does everything in his power to make it as bearable as he can!!!
ofc everyone has different experiences with their periods, but i know that in the hunting context, i personally would have such a shit ass time with my period because i doubt it'd be too easy to get birth control to tame my horrible cramps. so i think about how concerned sammy is when he realizes just how bad it can get :( headcanon that jess probably got pretty bad period cramps too but i can imagine she had access to birth control or meds to help out, so when he sees you in so so much pain he's so so worried :((
he feels soo so awful seeing you throw up or get faint or even pass out from the pain because he knows he can't fix it. so instead he's just so so caring and soft and perfect about it. especially if it gets this bad for you, he's extra careful to keep track of your period to make sure that you're never going to be doing anything strenuous during that time. if you're in pain while on the road, he gets in the back seat with you to hold you and put his warm hands on your belly until you can stop at the nearest gas station to get you a hot water bottle or something for the pain. he's perfect and i love him so much and i need need need him to take care of me while i'm on my period lol
#i'm so damn lucky i have access to birth control and pain meds#i'd be passin out and throwin up every month fr thank god <3#sam winchester fluff#sam winchester x reader#. >> sammy ā„ļø !#. >> asks !#. >> lovely anons !#. >> š½anon ą±Øą§ !
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Rapid fire Fairy Tail rewatch thoughts. May or May not expand upon each point later on.
THIS IS LONG AS HELL BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW WHEN TO SHUT UP.
for reference, I've reached tartaros so far. I am aware of the canon happenings after that tho.
The female cast is so good idc what anyone says obviously the fanservice is awful BUT I will say, in the earlier arcs, it actually felt decently balanced because of Gray's whole stripping shtick + Natsu's cunty vest wasn't particularly modest either LOL.
Erza is such a wonderful character. I've seen comments that she goes downhill like 100yq onwards but. Um. 100yq characterisation.... that's a whole post of its own.
I never expected to like Lucy so much. idc that it takes her like 200 episodes to win a fight solo because when she FINALLY DOES IT WAS THE BEST MOMENT OF THE SERIES BY FAR. characters who's defining traits r kindness and compassion <33
Interesting how Lucy is the traditional shounen protag (underdog, skills develop overtime) because the rest of team Natsu sans Wendy were all like ... already kinda OP established mages even at the beginning.
I know there are debates ab who really is the protag and imo the narrative skews towards Natsu more BUT. it's bizarre how unexplored he is for a main character. Like yes he is my favourite character other than Lucy but his inner psyche is barely explored it's so weird. He doesn't really have a character arc either??? I'll expand on this more once I finish post tartaros (lolll not looking forward to that) and once again it seems like he's completely regressed from what I've seen of 100yq.
I fucking love all the ships.
I don't agree with comments that Natsu can't be traditionally romantic. Like, I definitely don't think he would ever have the natural inclination to be that way as a part of his character on its own. BUT considering iconic rainbow sakura moment I fully believe he would do whatever it is that would make Lucy happy. And if that includes red roses and candlelit dinners he would absolutely try his best.
Nalu moments r seriously. so good.
I totally see why Juvia stans don't like gruvia. But unfortunately I like them. And I've slightly rewritten them in my head so that juvia doesn't get completely flanderized LOL.
the Natsu Erza Gray sibling relationship goes soooo hard.
Just in general there's something beautiful about the way Fairy Tail handles it's numerous platonic and romantic relationships. Nothing feels secondary yk. Everything is given its due time (except maybe NALU goddammit).
I LOVE THAT FEMALE CHARACTERS HAVE DEEP COMPLEX RELATIONSHIPS IRRELEVANT TO THE MALE CAST. Lucy and Levy, Lucy and Yukino, whatever combination between Erza Lucy Wendy, Lucy Flare, Wendy Shelia, Wendy Carla etc
Even when the relationship involves a man in some kind of way like eg Lucy Cana or Erza Kagura it's still not like... in a bad way. The friendship itself is still there, it's just that the inciting incident tends to involve a dude.
Speaking of Lucy having so many deep female friendships is a big reason why I like Nalu so much lol. Like I literally do not care ab ships in media but fairy tail.... just has that something...
Love how often everyone changes outfits.
This show desperately needed a mini arc somewhere with just Natsu Lucy Happy going on a low stake job, where Natsu actually opens up ab his emotions and his relationship with Igneel.
Needed more Natsu and Igneel flashbacks in general.
Wendy triple combo abandonment issues are not talked ab enough holy shit. Grandeeny, Mystogan and then her entire guild???!
Lucy's relationship with her dad was objectively so well written. I skipped starry skies arc sorry the pacing was destroying me so I can't speak on that. But everything else was just BEAUTIFUL.
The fact that she returns to him just to tell at him. The fact that he comes to her with money problems and she STILL stands her ground. The fact that it's HIM who has to better himself and earn HER forgiveness.
Even after it seems like they're on ok terms, Lucy mentions in tenrou that they don't keep in contact, which is soo... realistic...
and then his death... Shout-out to Natsu who actually is emotionally quite mature (as the author himself seems to have forgotten) and dealt with it wonderfully. He gave Lucy her space, he let her vent, he stopped Happy from interfering too much. + Lucy being conflicted ab it and clearly grieving what could have been instead of what was. sighhh. .
idc ab no deaths but I do wish they didn't do fake out deaths as often. Because when actual loss sticks, it's done super well imo. Ultear, Aquarius, I haven't hit this part yet but Igneel... (yes I'm ignoring 100yq)
the episodic fillers r INCREDIBLE.
Rogue and Frosch are so special to me.
Wish they expanded on Jellal and Meredy's relationship a bit more it seems quite wholesome.
I love Virgo.
Really hate the muted colours Ft2014 onwards, but I do like that Lucy's hair became blonde and not yellow.
Pacing 2014 onwards was GOD AWFUL. I WAS SO SAD because I think the story beats in eclipse arc is actually super good but it was DRAGGED OUT SO MUCH nothing had the impact it should've.
Snow fairy, FT, Masayume chasing you will never be forgotten.
Lucy underutilizes Gemini so much it drives me mad. They were terrifying under Angel so like... cmon...
idc what anyone says GMG and edolas were top tier.
Edolas Natsu X Edolas Lucy... yes
objectively speaking gajeel is a top tier character too
Someone pointed out that Natsu didn't reallyyy hang out with anyone other than Happy pre canon and it changed my life. Every time I notice him and Lucy casually hanging out now I start screaming.
HAPPY IS SUCH A GOOD CHARACTER IDC. His edolas character arc was incredible, his relationship with Lucy is just as (if not more) fleshed out as his one with Natsu and that's part of what makes them such a great trio.
Whenever he goes LUUSSHIEEE . my heart ...
OST top tier no notes
the writing was actually so tight up until GMG part 2
I generally don't care ab the powerscaling issues but laxus v jura... no.
The anime kinda fucks up his face a lot but manga Natsu was genuinely soooo adorable in every single panel (once again IGNORING 100YQ).
Wendy also great character arc.
Sting's whole design is SO GOOD and ten years too early. the fur lined vest, the crop top, the one dangly earring, the scar, the loose fitting pants, good God now that's a Look.
Seriously I love Nalu so much...
That's all for now folks. If you want me to expand upon anything just lmk bec believe it or not all of this is a summary.
#fairy tail#natsu#natsu dragneel#natsu appreciation#lucy heartfilia#nalu#pro nalu#seriously i can write an essay ab each of these points#lucy heartfilia appreciation
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I would never fall in love again until I found her
I said, "I would never fall unless it's you I fall into"
I was lost within the darkness, but then I found her
I found you
[3.25.23]
ouueeehh we're back to my corny love letters like last time š again absolutely NO pressure reading these, because it WILL get lengthy š this also serves as a personal love letter that i can archive!
ahh, steven st.one. a wild card in my f/o list. i never thought i'd find myself to like him... i've always tried my best to avoid the pretty boy design after i've gotten older which is why i was oddly in denial during my early steven days hehe... the earliest memory i have of him is just me battling him in my ruby emulator back in the 4th grade - but i don't think i actually remembered him too well, i only thought he looked like a silly anime version of the classical composer be.ethoven and tbh, i still like to think he does look like him in the rse style lolll š
for the whole, actual story - it was just last year - i was reading the r/s arc, of course. it was one of those days in school where i had nothing much to do and snuck my phone to read manga to pass some time. at some point, my classmate joined to read with me - it was at this moment where steven debuts properly and it caught my classmate by Surprise. she thought he looked very handsome! to which i teased her... strangely enough, this exchange impacted me? maybe it's because someone acknowledged what i was doing and even bothered to briefly read along with me - so in a way steven kinda bookmarked that memory.
so after that exchange, i just kept on reading. everytime he had something to say, i couldn't help but just stare at his face? he looked nice, i guess? he's also very gentle and polite... i kept this thought of mine for quite sometime until i was discussing the manga arc with my p.okespe mutual and he mentioned him. i somewhat confessed he looked nice and that was the biggest mistake i've ever done because what my friend did after was absolutely blow me with art after art of the pretty rock collector and i was STRUGGLING. it ultimately came down to this one cute panel in the o.ras chapter where he was blushing and I wasn't the same person since then š¶š¶š¶and funnily enough, i told myself I wasn't going to fall for anyone because of the manga and whoopedoo p.okespe!steven my beloved the greatest man ever. i mean i love the game counterpart as well, they're nearly identical - it's just the manga that totally swept me... sighhhh
steven is such a nice character to begin with, he's honestly a very humble and nice champion. he's not showy about his identity and would rather be alone by himself to indulge in what he wants. he is willing to give up a very respectable position in the po.kemon league just to pursue his interests and with that i see a man not after power and fame but a man who just wants to find joy in what he does even if it demotes him. on top of that, he's just a sweet gentleman. he was raised well of course, and you can see it clearly in his acts in the story. i love him very much for that and who wouldn't want those traits?
i was really absolutely embarrassed to be all over this guy at first - it took a whole month for me to actually share to my blog about how i liked steven and took awhile to adjust to that fact that i opened up about it š but the community was very kind and supportive about the pairing and if i'm being honest, i think stevaide made a super lasting impact on my blog recently and it's really so comforting to picture them as a young loving married couple with ruby. it made me feel unashamed with what i can do with my silly ships. i'm still very glad for the endless support for steven and jaide.
soo, yes. happy memoryshipping šš thank you for making my times of struggle more bearable if not perfect and thank you to everyone who enjoys this ship even if it was just a little bit :]
credits to @/cafekitsune <3
#~ art#pokemon selfship#selfship#selfshipping#selfship community#safeshipping#there it is guys... the day#so glad i was able to make this before i got busy and i really havent been drawing anything fun so!!! ahhh#this is currently my wallpaper since rendering it and i LOVE it to bits#also yay full reveal of that chibi doodle hehehehhe#iim so happy yippepeieeyeyeee#š memoryshipping
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iāve been here for a while and i still donāt know how to use this app anyways i need somewhere to post all my really random sampard headcannons so here we are honestly itās really just random bullet points iāve compiled and also most of this was written at 2am so there might be some spelling mistakes.. probably one other thing to mention, im not a lore reader,, iāve been trying to recently because i find it really interesting but any details iāve missed is bc i havenāt read it all yet šš
gepard although hes not too great at taking plants (hes def trying tho) id like to think in his spare time he has like a book on floriography and goes to flower shops to buy sampo flowers with specific meanings?(like he goes to a flower shop and requests very specific types of flower arrangements)
sampo knows a LOT of things about belebog that no one else does some kind of like historical knowledge however i think the reason why sampo wont actually KNOw any floropgraphy is because with all his vast knowledge from across the universe as a masked fool, why would he bother to know something as āmundaneā as the meaning behind flowers.
to link to that, i think with sampos big world he sorrta gets dragged down to belebog in like a nice way and through gepard learns that the small things in life ACTUALLY matter or they noow matter. so for example these flowers he gets he never knows the meaning of them, def gets flustered by gepard initiating anything at all lmao.
i think sampo would ask around the underworld such as natasha, seele, even hook tbh about the meaning behind these flowers usually getting information from natasha. BUT he doesnt just outright ask he would like slip it into conversation because hes sly like that. Natasha very obviously catches on quite early on and although shes not as knowledgeable with the meanings she still retains enough information for sampo to start relying on her to help decode gepards bouquet.
one way or another serval catches wind of this (through natasha) and i think thats how she connects the dots
sampo most definitely leaves back notes with kisses on them on gepards windowsill (gep leaves his windows unlocked always.)
i can also imagine sampo to āretaliateā somehow finding some extinct belobog flower and gifting it to geppie being all like āi bet ya canāt find the meaning behind this oneā lolll
gepard is a gay in denial in the sense that hes never had a crush on a woman but he sees madam poisson and he has a MASSIVE crush on her. everytime serval asks him if hes gay he brings up his āpastā crush on madam poisson.
gepard the 'nuh-uh' vs serval the 'yuh-huhā
serval has gepard as "gay man sighted in belobog" in her phone - sampard nation gave me these last two
serval and natasha they totally hang out at natashaās clinic occasionally idk why i just see it
sampo kisses the scars on geps body
gep is taller w shoes one but actually shorter than sampo usually but no one believes sampo when he says thisn bc no one sees gep without his boots off.
sampo could be having the most absolute worst day and see gepard and feel beter same works for gepard except he doesnt realise it as much because gepard is more like āhuh my headache clears from seeing sampo yeah he just uh annoys me so much that i think my heacache is clearing hahahahaā
soarkle and sampo sibling dynamic seems really funny but at times i also dont see it if we apply the whole sampo might be an emanator theory idk i think its silly at times but sometime it doesnt make senseā¦.
on the other hand although it doesnt logically work sampo and seele sibling dynamic i actually really like it like a lot
i feel like gepard wears grampa pajamas?
although gepard def gets flustered by sampos flirting all the time, the one who actually initiated anything i believe would be gepard (ill go more into why i think so at a later date)
both of them are really light sleepers and have trouble sleeping all the time
also gep likes to hold onto sampo a lot when they fall asleep cuz he get scared that sampo might just leave randomly
i love these two sosososo much im going insane i need more headcannons to fill the brainrot
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Can we have a longer HC with uncle Jamie? Like I think some part of Logan is immensely interested on what she does during the week.
I also think there's no way Theo doesn't have a phone where he can call his mom everyday- they typically chat just before bed so she can read to him or he can rant about his day while she cooks dinner bc she misses her baby.
And Logan is conveniently always nearby when these calls happen, so he's walking by sipping his beer and ruffling Theo's hair as he passes by because he knows Theo will be all like:
"It's my mom!"
"I know, bub. Tell her I said hi."
"Okay! Mom, Mr Logan says hi... okay! She says hi back, and that... oh."
"What is it? Is everything okay?"
"Nothing, she doesn't understand- ugh, mom! Fine. She says please watch that I don't have any sweets before bed, for your sake."
Oh I have sooo so many ideas about uncle Jamie, and we're also gonna get him in the fic thanks to these wonderful headcanons! As I said, this oneshot series is gonna be very very interactive, so most of the stuff we're getting in HCs, we're getting in detail in the fic! ā¤ļø
You guys are geniuses! ā¤ļø I love your ideas so so much! ā¤ļø
You're absolutely right, Logan is very much interested in what she does during the week because at first, he only sees her on like, Fridays and Mondays when he picks up and drops off Theo, that's all ā¤ļø
Lolll I feel like Logan will totally check out whether James is there the next time Sunshine is there, and he'll go like,
"The zoo huh?"
"Sorry?"
"Theo mentioned you and your friend took him to the zoo, so..."
"Oh! Oh yeah, it was so much fun. He has a favorite new animal now, and James got him a teddy bear, I'm surprised he didn't try to bring it here."
"Yeah. So your boyfriend...?"
"What? Oh no no, I'm not- I'm not dating anyone right now! James is a friend and I'm totally single. Um- not that you asked but you know, I'm just putting it out there as like, general information about me- wow, today is a hot day isn't it?"
I totally agree with the phone thing YES! ā¤ļø Aww Theo calling his mom so that she can read to him, that's adorable! ā¤ļø
And Logan is conveniently always nearby when these calls happen, so he's walking by sipping his beer and ruffling Theo's hair as he passes by because he knows Theo will be all like:
"It's my mom!"
"I know, bub. Tell her I said hi." ASDFGHJKL I can actually see this sceneeee! ā¤ļø I absolutely love this! š
Logan would chuckle and go like,
"So you can't eat chocolate before bed, is that what she's saying?"
"Yes I can eat chocolate! I don't-mom! Fine, she says no. But I ate my dinner so I think I can!"
"Sorry bub. Whatever your mom says goes."
"She says thank you. Okay mom I'll- I'll talk to you later, I love you too!"
"How's your mom?"
"She's fine! She read me a bedtime story."
"Good-Theo, what's that wrapper?"
"Um, it's candy."
"Candy?"
"My mom said no to chocolate, she didn't say anything about candy."
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making this anonymous because i want to be a sneaky girlā¦ i fear youāll probably know who i am and if you know pretend u donāt because sheās not me i promise LOLLLL but i liked part 7 a lot i really liked how there was a big emphasis on how theyāre doing this because they love each other i thought that was really sweet š i think for me personally iāve always had this thought of if a man wants to have sex with me he sees me as an object, so iāve always kinda opposed the whole sexual thoughts thing but while reading dybmn (not to say blah blah fanfic cured me blah blah blah) it helped me realize you can have those thoughts and feeling for someone while simultaneously loving them and that doesnāt make you a bad person, i appreciated how much that showed in part 7.
(ALSO COULD BE TOTALLY WRONG ABT THIS NEXT PART DONT CANCEL ME I KNOW THE DYBMN ARMY ANALYSIS THESE FICS TO PIECES SO IF IM WRONG PLS IM SORRY this is just what i gathered)
what i think made this part different from the rest (besides the loss of virginity thing) is that if iām not mistaken this was not only readers first time having sex, but spencerās first time having sex with someone who mutually feels the same way about him COULD BE SOOO WRONG but with the whole elle thing and then him just having a slut era where he hooked up with a bunch of women i just assume heās never had sex with someone who is in love with him but iām sorry if i am missing something šš obviously they did like hand and mouth stuff first but they were both under the impression they either felt differently about each other, or werenāt aware of it yet. so i thought it was really cute how they kept saying i love you because iām sure having that emotional factor changes sex but what would i know LOLLL it was just special to meš anywho im done yappin now, have the most perfect night!!!!
OK OMG IM GONNA TALK ABT THIS UR BRAIN IS SOOOO HUGE
that was one of the most important parts to get across for me. i think porn and smut have really fucked with peopleās perceptions of sex and obviously i am contributing to that in my own way but i REALLY wanted to write something where it was so clear that the love came first and was far more important than the sex, but also that they intertwined so much, like the sex was an EXPRESSION of love. and also even though reader has been beggginggg spencer to fuck for like ever, in MY opinion she subconsciously wasnāt actually ready for it until now. she basically wanted to have sex because she was worried abt what other people thought and wanted to appease her insecurities but for both of them, having sex was really about love which is always my attitude towards it as well, i am very anti hookup culture being the dominant way people connect and obviously do what you want but i hate that now itās the expectation that you arenāt or even shouldnāt get attached to the person youāre sleeping with. so basically this is propaganda and me furthering my own agenda. i donāt think sex has to be ādirtyā or warrant guilt at all, it can be something (weāre getting cornyšØšØ) that is JUST for you and your partner, not performative, and done because you truly love each other. like to me thatās so romanticāeliminating all outside influence and being very private bc itās this one incredibly intimate thing you share only with each other. obviously this will not be everyoneās perspective but i find monogamy and commitment soooo sexy lol like make each other feel special!! that is so cute!! choose each other and share things you wouldnāt share with anyone else!!!! i love it!! sex when u love someone has like nothing to do with our societal perception of sex and it sucks that weāve like bastardized it so much
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š¦ AurĆ©lie Collins
F L U F F Y A L P H A B E T | It's about time I did one of these for my girl. SFW, all fluff.
āØ Read my Sebastian alphabets here [spicy] and here [fluffy].
āØ My Hogwarts Legacy Masterlist.
A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)
I recently described AurƩlie as a "newly adopted cat" and I don't think I'll ever come up with a better way to describe the way she handles affection, lolol. Bit skittish and wary at first, but the more you keep at it, the more she'll start to enjoy it (but she'll pretend she doesn't.)
B = Best friend (What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?)
Most of Aura's friendships start out with the other person being strangely persistent about befriending her until she eventually comes to accept them being a part of her life, lol.Ā
She likes to make her friends feel pretty (regardless of their gender). She'll braid/play with their hair, randomly buy them pretty things or expensive clothes, gift them items from her own wardrobe that she doesn't want any more, take them shopping.
She's very distrustful of anyone who shows romantic interest towards her friends and will give them the stink-eye until they prove themselves worthy ("But are you sure you like him?")
C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)
With Sebastian "Physical Affection" Sallow as her partner, she doesn't have much of a choice, lol. But yes, once the newly adopted cat feels comfortable in her surroundings, it's virtually impossible to pry her away from the warm cozy cuddles.
D = Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?)
She's a Taurus rising homebody who craves stability and love, so she definitely wants to settle down. Her house would be aesthetic af (probably somewhere in the south of France by the ocean), and she'd have a cute little garden and a bunch of smol cute doggos (and eventually some smol cute kiddos). She'd be a total domestic goddess.
E = Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)
Uhh, well, Sebastian is her first and only relationship and they don't technically ever break up but [redacted for possible spoilers aaahaha]
F = Fiance(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?)
She never gave much thought to marriage (or romance in general) until she fell in love with Sebastian, but after that, she knew she'd never love anyone as much as she loves him and honestly gets low-key impatient waiting for him to propose.
G = Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)
She might have a cute li'l French-girl temper, but she's suuuch a gentle soul underneath it all. She struggles so much with her Ancient Magic because of how destructive it is; the thought of hurting people, whether by accident or otherwise ā even if it's to defend herself ā is unbearable. If she could rid herself of the power, she would do it without hesitation.
H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)
She'll give hugs if they're needed or meaningful, but she doesn't go around hugging people willy nilly. She's not comfortable with excessive physical contact, but she'll tolerate it if one of her friends is the affectionate sort (ie literally all of them including her bf lolll).
I = I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?)
HAHAHAaa twenty one chapters deep into Villain and she's not even close to saying it even though she knows it. She tends to show that she loves you through actions.
J= Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they're jealous?)
Not reeeeally. If anything, she gets insecure and will genuinely wonder why anyone likes her. She carries a lot of personal guilt over the losses in her life and tends to project those feelings onto the people she loves.
K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?)
Being kissed in the centre of her forehead is her absolute favourite; it immediately makes her feel calm and loved and protected. Her favourite place to kiss is the underside of Sebastian's jawline since he's so much taller than she is.
L = Little ones (How are they around children?)
While she's not super clucky and doe-eyed around them, she's surprisingly patient with children. As a mama, she'd be very hands on, teaching them how to garden without magic the way her Papa taught her, playing make-believe and encouraging their creative play.
M = Morning (How are mornings spent with them?)
AurƩlie is up and at'em with the sun, fresh as a daisy, probably dragging a grumbling Sebastian out of bed to watch the sunrise, pottering around the garden, baking bread, drinking tea, walking the dogs, going for a swim in the sea aka absolutely thriving.
N = Night (How are nights spent with them?)
Night time is when she gets all soft and cuddly, which means good luck having any personal space or getting anything done because Aura is gonna cling. Newly adopted cat, remember? Wants cuddles. Needs belly rubs. Not that Sebastian ever complains about it, only he's had to learn how to read and study with a cute girl climbing all over him and falling asleep in his lap and making his legs numb because he doesn't wanna risk waking her up by moving.
O = Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?)
If she isn't directly asked questions, she won't willingly reveal anything about herself.Ā She's very guarded and prefers to listen than to talk, so if she trusts you enough to tell you her secrets, you best believe you mean a lot to her.
P = Patience (How easily angered are they?)
LOL listen. Bebe isn't known for her patience. She isn't easily angered (contrary to popular belief), but if she believes you've wronged her or behaved unacceptably, she will have no hesitation in letting you know about it ā and it will be very French. She may be quiet, but she's certainly not shy.
Q = Quizzes (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)
Since she's the Queen of diverting attention away from herself, she learns a lot about the people she cares about. She's also got a fantastic memory and will likely remember things you mentioned in passing one time several years ago. Also means she'll never forget it if you offend her lol.
R = Remember (What is their favorite moment in your relationship?)
Laughter! Sebastian is very good making her laugh when she least suspects it, and it's one of her favourite things about him. AurƩlie is very introspective, can get stuck in her own head, and if she's gets onto a rant about something, it's hard for her to stop, so any moment when Sebastian disarms her by making her laugh is a moment she treasures.
S = Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?)
Given what she's been through, she is pretty distrusting of new people. If her friend has a new love interest, she'll immediately dislike that person and probably try to convince her friend not to bother lolll. She doesn't give away her love easily and ia very protective of the special few who receive it.
Sebastian is insanely protective of her, of course. It's basically how he courts her HAHA.
T = Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)
She's like, famous for her gifts. Since her primary love language is gift giving, she pays special attention to all your favourite things and collects little gifts whenever she finds them. Doesn't even need to be a special occasion, either ā often times, she'll just gift you something simply because it reminded her of you. It's how she tells you she cares about you.
U = Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?)
HAHA listen, she's a perfect angel who's never done a thing wrong in her life HOWEVER she is extremely stubborn, infuriatingly closed off and would rather eat flobberworm fritters every day of her life than ever ask for help. If she isn't being constantly drawn out of her shell, she'll stay in it forever.
V = Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?)
I'm always wary when creating "conventionally beautiful" characters that their looks don't become their entire personality, but if you've read Villain, you'll know that AurĆ©lie doesn't think much about her looks. And that's because, well ā she's just naturally beautiful. She doesn't have to think about it. Sure, she likes to look pretty, and she loves beautiful clothes and nice things, but she doesn't actively have to try very hard to achieve it. If anything, her focus is more on how she should "behave" or "present herself". Even in early chapters, Sebastian's descriptions of her physical appearance are always based on how "elegant" she is rather than how pretty she is, because that's what Aura is focused on projecting.
For example, from chapter three:
Finally, when 'Collins, AurĆ©lie' was called to take the stool, the new girl stepped up to the podium with all the grace of a ballerina taking to the stage, her head held high despite the clear look of anxiety on her face. Sebastian rolled his eyes again; she wouldn't last a day in Slytherin - not being as delicate as that ā the snake pit would devour her alive.
She definitely has pretty privilege in that people are naturally drawn to helping her, giving her gifts or going out of their way to make her feel comfortable, but she's genuinely pretty clueless of the effect her beauty has on others.
W = Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?)
Absolutely. Being so guarded, once she loves you, she won't ever stop. The loss of someone she loves is a pain she'll hold onto forever.
X = Xtra (A random headcanon for them.)
She thinks butterbeer is the most revolting to ever exist, and the first time she tried it with Sebastian, she accused him of pranking her ("people actually drink this?!")
Y = Yuck (What are some things they wouldn't like, either in general or in a partner?)
Being unkind to animals, and littering. And in modern au, smoking would be a huge ick.
Z = Zzz (What is a sleep habit of theirs?)
She can't sleep without a light on. It's absolutely non-negotiable; if there isn't a light source, she won't fall asleep. Lucky for her, Sebastian is a night owl and is usually awake reading long after she falls asleep, so it works for them.
#hogwarts legacy#aurelie collins#hogwarts legacy fandom#hogwarts legacy mc#sebastian sallow#hogwarts legacy oc#sebastian sallow x mc#sebaura#hogwarts legacy screenshots#hogwarts legacy alphabet#ravenclaw oc#hogwarts legacy sebastian
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all of these asks have got me so confused with how i would like to see sex education continue if you made a part 2 so i can't imagine how YOU must be feeling girl LMAO
but i just loved the cultural misunderstandings in some of your other fics and it just made me think of them in the context of sex education especially with all these great asks
like jake hasn't been holding out on you for years, he's deeply committed to you and neytiri so what do you mean, you're interested in someone else, you're already spoken for
sure neytiri and him have been letting you take the reigns and keeping things slow but you're theirs come on
everyone in the village knows you're their mate, you smell like them, they just haven't had sex which is totally fine! maybe you don't see them that way, it's not like you've made any overtures about them sexually. but you still love them and they're you're partners
and they hear that you're interested in other na"vi men, like Olaānetu and they're just lost, because well if you were finally wanting to experiment with the na'vi you sure as hell aren't doing it with anyone other than you're mates
but oblivious reader just thinks they're being nice when jake let's her experience um na'vi anatomy so when Olaānetu keeps showing interest, well she's not gonna miss the chance at something real
but when she tells jake and neytiri that she wants something serious not just casual sex, they're just what do you mean, we've been dating you for like six years?
lolll so sorry brainrot i just love this trope where one side is so so so oblivious they don't think the other could ever like them like they just treat me great bc theyre nice, but the other side is madly in love with them and treats them like that bc they think they've been in a committed relationship LMAO
okay but literally ahahaha i'm honestly still a little confused but trying not to think about it too much! i think i'm gonna go with the way i was originally planning it!
but YESSSSS alien cultural misunderstandings are my lifeblood! i also LOVE the idea of jake and reader both being so fucking oblivious. himbo jake being so incredibly proud of his two beautiful mates that he never actually thinks too hard about the situation - it would never occur to him that this is something he needs to talk to you about. it's just normal for the two of you. it's obvious that you're together, right?
neytiri just assumes she's getting a two for one deal on mates too, so she's content to let jake take the reigns when it comes to approaching you. it seems, for years, that you're just not interested in sexual intimacy, and that's fine! there are other forms of intimacy; sitting in laps, grooming, cooking for each other, sleeping in shared spaces, spending quality time together.
but imagine their absolute bewilderment when they find out that you are craving sexual intimacy, and are especially fascinated in the na'vi body. obviously jake leaps at the chance to showcase the na'vi anatomy to you, he's certain that's going to solve all that pesky confusion. when it doesn't work, they're more confused than ever
however bewildered jake and neytiri are, imagine how you react to finding out that you've been married to them for years
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Sooo, the song "Eat Your Young" by Hozier and Rick's thoughts about Lee's diet mixed up, and my brain took the memo and shitted an idea.
Imagine Lee coming home after the shift and instantly recognizing the scent of food wafting through the cabinābouncing off the log walls and making a mix of wood and... wine? Maybe you did pasta with it, or, as you mentioned to her the other day you saw a new Spanish recipe for Sangria that you wanted to try.
So, shrugging the light coat that was making her feel like she was suffocating, and throwing it on a hook a bit more carelessly than she usually would doāher fingers undid the first two buttons on her dress shirt as she found you already seated behind the desk. Two plates ofābingoāpasta, glasses of wine, and a piece of cheese with a cheese grater to add.
I mean, even the corners of her eyes crinkled as she smiled oh-so-gently, greeting you, "Such a warm home welcoming, huh."
Wrong! Because as soon as Lee plopped on the chair, and as those lithe fingers closed around the utensils, scooping a bit of pasta with the fork and twirling it on the spoonāopening her mouth and slipping the meal into her mouth, her teeth slid against the fork. And oh... now, that was an interesting reaction. You couldn't take your eyes away, forgetting about the steaming plate altogether as you glared at the way Lee ate. Ate food, goddammit.
How her lips would close and suck on the pasta that seemed to slip outside or fall from her greasy lipsāmoving her jaw from side to side as she chewed slowly, savoring it.
How she would throw her head backward slightly and lean against the chair, spreading her legs under the desk and roll her neck with cracking noises from how sore she was (you needed to give her a massage ASAP).
Or how she would wrap her lips around the rim of the glass and tilt her chin to let the liquid slide down her throat, making it bob in the process, and the muscles would protrude from the action.
And only then would she notice your piercing gaze as she was too focused on her plate (same), her pupil slowly moving to the side and catching your staring, before raising a confusing/inquisitive eyebrow. Not that she would potentially blush, but she would definitely stare you down for a moment, trying to understand the emotion on your faceāas it wasn't obvious from how you were shifting in the chairāwhile chewing.
"Do I have something in the corner of my mouth?" she would ask, wiping something with her pinky before popping it into her mouth.
...ah.... Anyway! Your thought <3
HELLOOOOOO OMG I, TOO, WAS PANTING JUST LIKE READER DURING THIS. lorddd, like, the amount of times I've stared at lee's mouth in that film, thinking about how pretty and soft her lips look like DKFJDKFJ this entire blurb fed into that fixation SO much, oh my god.
like, this was so fucking well-written and you did an AMAZING job at building the tension, and in highlighting just how unintentionally seductive lee would be when doing the most casual shit, like AHHHH. like, she is one thousand percent the type to not realize just how sexy she is when doing something completely normal, like eating, driving, working out or building something. she'd just proceed as usual, totally oblivious to the impact she's having on those around her. and you captured that AMAZINGLY well -- like, I was thirsting after her so bad when reading this. and the tension was just so well-built, like, I was so entranced by the image of her eating you painted in my head. this was just pure gold and beautifully written. like. I need lee harker SO bad, this entire thing had me so sucked in and giddy omg. love it love it love it
AND YOU CAPTURED SO MANY BEHAVIOURS OF HERS THAT I LUSTED AFTER IN THE MOVIE TOO LOLLL. like, the way her jaw moves, the bob of her throat, her fingers, her eyes crinkling. and lord, omg, the mere idea of her cracking her neck, spreading her legs under the table, UNBUTTONING her shirt?? oh I am too weak for this just the mental image alone will have me drooling this was SO good omg you are feeding us so well
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Since you asked people to send you asks for Wretched Things. Here you go:
1) Regarding Misty as the supposed traitor, was it always the intended direction? Also, is Misty inspired by Caesar Flickerman and Beetee?
2) Also, I think Natās the youngest victor in the fic? Which reminds me of Finnick, did you draw inspiration from that? Also, how did you decide how Nat would win her games?
3) This isnt a question but more of an observation I think? Regarding how Lottie won her games, she gives off major Lucy Gray vibes.
4) How did you decide whether Jackie would live or die? Like, in what point of the story did you decide that she was going to be doomed by the narrative or was it the intended direction of the story all along?
5) This isnāt a question but a remark. I love how you tied Van with the wolves and making Tai the President at the end of the story.
6) Regarding Travis, was it always the case for him to sacrifice himself? Because to be honest, I thought heād commit suicide.
7) Lastly, how did you come up with the story for James? I liked his story and I was wondering how you created him and his arc with Callie.
Sorry for the interview questions, I just have a lot to ask.
Omg this is thrilling. Do not apologize I love talking about my own writing š.
1. Do you mean Misty being the traitor underground when they think thereās a spy? I briefly considered having her actually be leaking information when I was writing the outline, but I didnāt go that direction bc I donāt believe at her core that she would ever hurt her friends. Walter was more inspired by Caesar Flickerman than she was, she is definitely more Beetee & also a little bit of Plutarch. She supports the greater good, but she also isnāt afraid to sacrifice things & she knows sometimes people have to suffer/die for ultimate victory.
2. Yeah, Nat is the youngest victor! She was definitely based on my aspects of Finnickās story, though none of the characters are totally based off of one THG character or another, I also just based them on what I thought those YJ characters would do in the games. So, to your next point, I decided how Nat would win her games because I think while her character is desperate not to let herself be killed, and has a strong survival instinct, she also is one of the least violent Yellowjackets. She really shows an unwillingness to be cruel/violent in many circumstances. & she also feels a lot of guilt about letting people die in her place. So, hence the story of how she won her games.
3. lol Lottie & Jackie are both very Lucy Grey in this fic I think.
4. Jackie was always going to die tbh. Itās kind of baked into the story. Like I think in the first line or first paragraph she tells the story of Achilles & Patroclus? & basically describes the exact circumstances of her death lol. I feel like the point of the hunger games is that there was never anything Katniss could do to save Prim, & I wanted to keep that spirit in this story. & I also wanted to stay faithful to the major points of YJ & Iām not sure I ever see Jackie and Shauna getting a happy ending tbh. I like MCD when itās done well, hopefully itās done well here. The only other characters I briefly thought of killing were Misty & Van. Misty died in the original outline but I changed it. & I did think about killing Van in the way finnick died, I mean, sheād just gotten her happy ending wedding sheād been wanting the whole book, & sheās so brave she wouldāve sacrificed herself to sewer mutts if needed. It also wouldāve been a narrative parallel to Tai sacrificing herself to the wolves earlier in the story & pushing Van off the cliff to save her. But, I obviously didnāt wind up doing this because I love Van wayyy too much to kill her for basically no reason.
5. Thank you!! I was extremely proud of my wolf-taming scene lolll. & I think Taissa is actually a good choice for president during peacetime. Even though sheās kind of a bad senator in the show, I think she has legitimately good political ideas & sheās definitely the smartest of the group (maybe tied with Shauna, but she was in no shape to be president atm).
6. No, I kind of killed Travis off randomly ngl š. He kind of did kill himself, he was definitely acting reckless on purpose. I just knew I didnāt have room for him in the final war chapters bc I just didnāt want him moping around & taking away time from the main characters. So at basically the first opportunity for him to die with narrative meaning I was likeā¦ okay time to go. It furthered Jackieās story though so yk. I feel good about it.
7. I came up with James bc there are two great epilogues Iām fond of with the children who survived the ordeal of their stories growing up & falling in love. So I wanted to do the same thing. They kind of represent elements of all three main couples, & show how things couldāve been for them if it werenāt for the games. & it gave Shauna and Callie an opportunity to bond. I also just thought it would be funny if they were in like a toxic situationship hooking up & not talking about it, canon high school event I fear. But mostly I just wanted to give everybody a happy ending & I thought the two of them falling in love tied the story together nicely & showed how much better things were for the new generation!
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#thank youuuuu#Iāll answer more later#yellowjackets#taissa turner#taivan#van palmer#shauna shipman#jackie taylor#jackieshauna#natalie scatorccio#lottie matthews#Lottienat#wretched things
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Live reactions to Quigley Down Under
Basically a form of liveblogging. I wrote all this down while I was watching the movie.
Putting a "keep reading" cut here because ~spoilers~
The bullet points are split up by lines every now and then, usually based on scene. I'm leaving my phone typos in there for amusement purposes and adding in occasional brackets for clarification.
[Opening scene in the boat] Oooooo he's got manners
AND SASS!
[thought this but didn't write it down at the time] Very good introduction to his character, effectively shows us what his character is like with one interaction right off the bat
Very Max Way like, helping Cora
Also yuck to those guys
Lol to him insulting and then totally doing away with those guys [my autocorrected it to "bugs" and it's not wrong]
My name isn't Roy - gives off "don't call me Shirley" vibes a bit
This man is so sick and tired of everything in this country not even 10 minutes in
They got a body!
LOL at "we sent them back to England"
Trying to grasp the plot here
The look in his eyes is saying "What if I'm actually Roy?" at about 13 min
Severus Snape voice!! [Alan Rickman came onscreen and said "Matthew Quigley"]
Fancy specs there [about the gun]
Cora admitting she doesnāt know him!
Here we gooooooo
Got earplugs sir?
Oooooo heās got SKILLS [shooting the bucket from far away]
Knew he would, of course, lol
That deserter guy's got VERY blue eyes
Dunno if Alan Ricjmsn [Rickman] is reminding me of someone else or just himself
Well that was a fast execution
Aha, I think itās Ben Barnes as the Darkling, a bit [the person Alan Rickman was reminding me of, because of the facial expressions]
āyOu WeRe AcTuAllY IN dOdGe CiTy???ā
This guy [Quigley] is such an American
Jack Pearson vibes hair & facial hair
Why are u so proud of your mint jelly sir
Aha more plot
OoooOOOOO
āYour American Indianā Iām going to skin u alive
What is that box for? Oh, cigars
This Marston guy is so rude
Ugh white supremacy
Heās making me bristle every other word
Iām wondering if Quigley is gonna become an outlaw
The tears in his eyes!!!!
LOL GET THROWN OUT
The outlaw part might be happening faster than I thought XD
GET WRECKED
Lolllll at the turnabout
Also the guys being afraid bc of the long shot rifle XD
YRAHHH PUT UR FEET UP ON THE TABLE
Lol theyāre trying to ambush him
Of course it was the slave who got him bc nobody listens or expects them
Cora is so brave!
I KNEW THEY WERE GONNA THROW TJEM TOFETJER
enemies to lovers via being dumped in the desert, letās go
Stunning landscape
Oh no, he doesnāt have his gun. Sad
Those rickety wagon wheels!
LOL the whisper
Oooooo heās gonna knife em
Oh he put down the gun. Big mistake
Cool theme!!! The music!
YES HE CAN SHOOT FROM THERE
YOU CAN DI IT MISRER WYIGKEY
heās giving beat up Walt Longmire
āOn a new job itās quite common for things not to go well at firstā š love how they both laugh
Also sheās lowkey giving Mallory from Studio C character vibes
The way she just leaves the hoop there on the ground
Also serious Thorne and Cress vibes
Had that the moment they said ādump them in the desertā Theyāre really dying ooof
Youāre not just going to LEAVE HER THERE ARE U Of course not. Bc youāre a man with morals
Ouch that sunburn doesnāt look fun
This is also giving Walt Longmire dragging Henry through the desert
The moon!!!
They so want us to think itās Quigley and Cora [the two people the British guys brought in]
Nope, lol
Aha!!! The guys he killed
Lol GET WRECKED
Aboriginal people!
That shot of the silhouettes against the sun is beautiful
Interesting
More Max Way chivalry vibes! āYou okay?ā
āThe shady side of deadā is a cool phrase
Lolll to the kangaroo bit
Oh, grubs
Her accent is making me think of Ed in the movie where they take the babies [Raising Arizona]
āI donāt eat things that are still movingā then kill it first
Cool montage!
Cora backstory??!
The slow zoom in on her is so nice
Wait. Did she actually kill her baby? The poor woman
Dang
SGE WAS TRYINH TO SAVE HER AND THE BABY!!?!!!!!!!
āI know, cause I watched him leaveā ughhhh (around 50 mins in)
This poor man just got trauma dumped on
Oh theyāre gone!
Is he playing along with her?!
Oh NOOOOO
The way sheās running even if she canāt do anything. She cares so fiercely
Those guys deserve to die
GET RHEM GET THEMMMMM
Lolll yeah sheās not making this any easier for him
Yay he did good!!!!
This man is like Walt Longmire and Jack Pearson combined
āAre you trying to get your head blown off?ā Lowkey Riser and Billie vibes to me
Oh š
āI couldāve used some help up thereā wdym? she didnāt have a weapon
Awww the hand over her hands
Her smile looks like the aww yeah lady
Literally burst out laughing at āIām cold.ā I see EXACTLY what youāre trying to do there sweetheart
LOL to the flirtation
Oh sheās taking her corset off
Heās sweet
LOL
āMatthewā
āIām not sharing my bed til I know whoās in itā completely and legitimately fair and you should be that way
This is a man hard pressed to deal with her
So very American Cowboy looking at 57 min
Interestinggggg about her not remembering the night before
I feel like OāFlynnās going to become more important or something
āNot again!!!ā Spider-Man school teacher vibes
And something else too I think ^
āMatthew Quigley is really starting to annoy me.ā GOOD
The whole āare we lostā exchange was interesting and amusing, you can see him starting to get it
NOOOO
IM GOING TO KILL THEM TOO Idc that itās a movie
GOOD THOSE MEN SHOULD FALL
I love Cora so much. Her compassion is beautiful
He feels it too even though he doesnāt say anything
I hope she gets to kill someone too
Lol his sass
āOr Iāll let you liveā what a threat
āItās only 20 miles past the bingabong!ā
āYou only got one shot left in that shooter. Make the most of itā WOW
Donāt worry Cora Iām sure heās fine
My heart is going to break
This baby
Him on top of those rocks is a cool sight
This is really turning into that movie with Ed and Hi, isnāt it, lol
I like the lighting in that cave
Hmmmmm Idk if itās a good idea to leave her alone
Iām scared sheās gonna get kidnapped
āYouāre the only man on this continent that would ask me what I thinkā oh man
Awww ālittle bitā
The deadpan stare at her asking to find her some other clothes
Very American Cowboy of him galloping off. This is the first time heās actually been alone since getting here
YEAHHHH RIDE HARD
TJE EPIC MUSIC
Yah! Yah! Get your woman and the baby sustenance!!!
Missed where the long coat came from
Definitely a Longmire shot of him on his horse
Cowboy town here
Doc Brown lookin guy
āShe aināt my womanā yeah yeah they all say that
Iāve been called a lot of things maāam but never that - Riser way vibes
NO NOT THE KID
Oh NOOOO
Not dingoes
Look at those tails those are good dog actors
NO DONT SMOTHER HIM
KILL THE DINGOES
You have the chance to change history
GOOD LADY
GET THE DOGGIES
Dang I didnāt know dingoes were cannibals
Lollll yes take the gold
Mhmmmm u gotta get back
GUN FIGHT GUJ GOHNY [I don't even know what I was trying to type there)
EPIC MUSIC
He has a habit of throwing ppl through windows doesnāt he, including himself?
FIREEE
Hopefully nobodyās in there
Put your bandada over your mouth!!! Good
Seriously more Jack Pearson vibes with a house on fire
LOLLLL to him jumping syreakght thru the roof
Youāre just giving him holes to shoot throuh
Oh nvm heās out
NOOOOO NOT THE MOM
Whoa okayyyy we are knocking the horse over
YEAHHHH āgo tell Marston Iām coming after himā definitely reminds me of something but canāt remember what. Maybe Once Upon a Time ātell the evil Queen weāre coming" or something
āOh, shut upā
None of these guys want to go, do they? Lol
I hope that black guy does something
Bandana over mouth like Riser on his bike
I knew she was still alive
Awww. Sheās back in her old mind. āI killed the Comanchesā
And the way he understands and goes ādidnāt get any sage hens, but I got the next best thingā
Oh, he GOT HER A DRESS
I like how we see them coming over the same hill he came over
Now giving Court Jesysr [Court Jester which is another movie] vibes with him with the baby
Oh her earrings are pretty too
Uhhh should I be scared that she wonāt give the baby back? Oh nvm
Love the fade to white transition
He looks like a general sitting there
Ohhhh is it only one bed type scenario??? I see I see
Oh heās going off without her!
LOLLL sheās awake
The scene with them!!! Emotions!
That theme again
OH. The way he looks back at her. Tears in my eyes
Nice transition into the house
This fluffy haired guy reminds me of someone
The zoom in!
Oh fluffy haired guy is a Scotsman!! Or something, judging by his glengarry. Not his accent tho
Now Iām wondering. Do horses usually run into their home barn/area and rear when theyāve lost a rider whoās dead?
Lol, theyāre all going to be tired, but I bet Quigley got sleep
Alan Rickman is giving me Nic Cage as Hi vibes [once again, character from Raising Arizona]
Is that OāFlynn riding?
Horse chase!!!
Oh goodness. Those poor horses.
āOn ya feet ya lazy mongrels!ā [Adrian Von Ziegler reference]
āMove you gutless bloody wonderā lollll
Got all the grass on him naturally, you wouldnāt see that nowadays, itād be all brushed off by hair and makeup
Oh NO
noooooooo
Oh gosh heās being dragged through the desert?!
Not fun not fun
Knew OāFlynn would come up again
I want that slave guy to kill Marston so bad
āWhat? Nothing clever to say?ā Severus Snape vibes
The way if he stood up straight heād be taller than the other twoā
Oh fluffy haired guy IS wearing a kilt isnāt he?! Wait nvm heās not, thought so bc of his coat
Okay his name is Dobkin, thatās who he is
āSome men are born in the wrong century. I think I was born on the wrong continent.ā
What are you WAITING for???
This aināt Dodge City - that again?
HAAAAAAAAA
I had honestly really wanted the slave to kill him so that he would be the one actually driving the action here lol
Marston dying in the sand is giving Dr. Brenner from Stranger Things dying
āNever said I didnāt know how to use itā mwahaha
The slave guy is back tho!
Yeah he got his gun!
Wait was HE the one who fired at the other two?
Yes!!! The aboriginal ladies!!! And the man! BE FREEEEEEEE
Oh that makes me so happy
Love the dunking the face in the barrel
Lollll here come the British
Oh he is NOT in the mood is he
Snorted at the guy interrupting the other one reading off that long paper
āIn short, this paperwork says we can hang you.ā
Oh?? Hmm????
YESSSSSSSS Im not surprised!!!
The aborigine people!!
ā¦.heās giving the āyou were saying?ā look
Yay! The aborigine man who was a slave seems to have been the one to bring them back!
And now heās all alone here on this big ol ranch
Ohh goodness
Oh SHE LOOKS SO PRETTY
SHEāS SO PRETTY IN RED
Ohhhhhh heās gonna say āRoyā isnāt he
I yelled YEAHHHH
Cobb? I didnāt realize that was her last name
Two, of course, heās staring into her eyes [not sure what I meant by "two"āI think that was an autocorrect of something else]
She was so right about her being pretty in red
Ooooioooo she called him by his name!
She mussed up his hair!!!
Love the traditional still on the kiss and fade to black, very nice
Catch me clapping like it's a movie theater, lol
Thank! You! SO MUCH for telling us no animals were harmed or killed in the making of this movie. That matters to me
Those are some cool names for the aboriginal group
Iāve come to be fond of the theme track :)
A very good movie and a good way to spend Saturday evening.
1990, okay! Would've thought it was a bit older.
And no ads the entire time, huh. [I figured out after this that it's because I was watching it on the TV at my friend's place, who I'm housesitting for currently, and she told me she has YouTube without ads. I'm SO glad I chose to watch the movie while I'm here XD]
@thegreenleavesofspring bc I know you want to see this :)
#Quigley Down Under#awwyeah live reaction#well technically fandomsandfairytales live reaction bc it's on this blog#but meh whatevs#live reaction
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Imagine this, Soft Yandere Diavolo and Soft Yandere Lucifer with soft, obedient, sweet, and emotional but accepting MC. Like, both demons are craving something or someone in their relationship, the feelings for MC were always there but they never acted upon them. They'll start seeing how sweet and compassionate she is and their feelings will grow and grow until one day they just decide she's theirs, and ultimately she'll be okay with it. Whenever she stays at HoL, she only listens to and obeys Lucifer. Mammon gambles too much? MC tells Lucifer. Beelzebub destroys the kitchen in his search for food? MC tells Lucifer. MC tells Lucifer any thing and everything. If she's with Diavolo? Screw his princely duties, they're together constantly. Lucifer, MC, And Diavolo though..... Poor MC will be sore and tired with them. It's apparent that there's many things that go on behind Diavolo's bedroom doors. :)
Hello friend!! I think this is a really interesting idea. It makes me think of how Lucifer and Diavolo are both kind of the only two people that keep a lid on the general chaos of the other brothers and the rest of the devildom. So once their level of obsession reaches this point, I think that things would start to kind of, fall apart around them? Which will likely have the effect of drawing them closer together as like an oasis in the desert of headaches.
To be honest, I don't see this ending well for MC LOLLLL. Firstly, there are some really powerful/high status demons that I dont think would tolerate Diavolo totally abandoning is princely duties and things getting chaotic, like Mephistopheles and Barbatos. Barbatos in particular is who I'd be worried about, because he's arguably more powerful than even Diavolo is and so I don't think it would be hard for him to get rid of you and then (over many years probs) convince Diavolo to focus again on ruling the kingdom. He's more likely to do this covertly and in the background so you wouldn't even suspect him until it's too late hahaha
On the other hand, as we see all the time in the game, the brothers can't really, like, survive without Lucifer holding them together. One of the brothers may decide to get rid of you (cough belphie cough) but actually I think its more likely that Lucifer decides to distance himself on his own will. He has the level of self control to do it and loves his brothers enough to sacrifice his own happiness in that way when he sees how they are suffering.
So our sweet cutie pie MC will either get got or get their heart broken LOLLL the threesomes were probably worth it though ĀÆ\_ (ć)_/ĀÆ
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@okayishalchemist iām not gonna reblog again bc iām already embarrassed about making that whole thread on someones art post + itās not really related to that discussion LOLLL but YES YOU GET IT!!!! rapunzel was NOT responsible for varian the way some ppl seem to think she wasā¦.temporary queen doesnāt mean you need to drop EVERYTHING to help one little white boy especially when the entire kingdom is simultaneously in dangerā¦.and obviously this isnāt meant to be accusatory and i know iām literally the only one making it a gender thing, but it just kind of annoys me sometimes because when it comes to the general audience who donāt look much deeper into the situation they ALWAYS side with varian, and act like rapunzel is this horrible person for not helping himā¦.when like lbr if the genders were swapped and this was a man who was asked to help a little girl ppl would NOT CARE!!!! theyād be sympathizing with them if anything!!! like āohh heās so sad he couldnāt help that kid :(ā even if his ass did NOTHING. but whatever. thatās for another day and i think i might get bashed for that one so iāll just leave that there.
idk. it just mildly annoys me sometimes because it feels like people just subconsciously expect female characters to drop everything to help others and be like this unconditional motherly figure. but like rapunzel knew varian for whatā¦.3 months??? she met up with him maybe 4 times on screen and maybe like 5 altogether since she knew ruddigerās name??? iām all for varian and rapunzel being siblings but she is NOT his mom and i feel like a lot of the argument just boils down to everyone expecting her to be. like sure you can say rapunzel should have done more but like really what ELSE was she supposed to do??? she looked for him and couldnāt find him. she felt totally helpless in the situation, and she probably was trying to ignore it bc she trusted that her parents would solve the issue instead. this situation was the first time rapunzel was really faced with the weight of her new position and the fact that sheād feel overwhelmed and revert to inaction feels completely reasonable to me, and in the beginning of the series she trusted her parents unconditionally and gothel always did everything for her so she probably just assumed that her parents would help where she was unable to. i mean it makes sense right??? why wouldnāt they?????
we saw so much of the conflict from varianās perspective and it seems like a lot of people just took that 100% seriously despite the fact that heās a teenage boy whoās dad just basically died LMAO. like obviously his feelings are valid but he is not in the best place to be coming up with logical explanations right now.
ofc this is purely targeted at the people who do look at it from a character perspective rather than a writing perspective and STILL come to the conclusion that rapunzelās in the wrong because on a writing standpoint i understand just being upset about how it was portrayed. but i feel like some people are just trying to find reasons to hate rapunzel atp and itās stupid
#not tagging this because i dont want to start anything. dont reblog it. thanks#im just rambling bc rapunzel is my comfort character and ill defend her in every situation LOLLL#im incredibly biased and im well aware of it#yall can feel however u want abt her character were all relating and consuming the media in our own ways and thats cool.#my way of relating to the media is acting like rapunzel has literally never done anything wrong in her life /j
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Bosnia horny headcanons NOW š„š„š„
GLAD TO BE OF SERVICE š«”š«”š«”
Ok as per usual CW: mentions of sex, fetishes and overall gross stuff, if you donāt want to see it donāt read
Oh and also disclaimer, my version of Enis is a cis male bisexual, and most if not all of this will apply to his relationship with herze, i mean what else Did you expect of me really.
I actually think heās not 100% a bottom. Yeah i know throwing tomatoes because that joke that herze tops him is so old it sprouted roots in my brain but just hear me out. Cause when he gets to actually be dominant heās got that dog in him (i donāt even know what that means)
What i wanted to say basically is dom bos is more agressive.
Sub bos is way different. Good boy, very obedient 10/10
Giving oral >>>recieving oral
His sex drive is actually pretty low, out of him and herze you would think hes to more horny one but no lol
Totally into being choked, also probably enjoys being tied up in some way
WOW THATS A LOT OF EDGING like a lot a lot
Hes actually pretty quiet, sometimes whimpers but almost never moans. Instead he prefers for his partner to be loud
^^^ doesnāt even have to ask herze for it, sheās just loud in general, screaming with the s this time
ā¦ ass guy. All Iām gonna say. Ass and Hips are Top tier.
Fav position is probably some variation of cowgirl or lotus (oh and any form of face riding)
Very much enjoys taking his time, teasing or being teased, leaving little kisses everywhere and slowly undressing his partner (contrary to herze who would just like to unzip his pants and hop on Top)
Sighā¦ okay fine he has a snail trail (but i very much prefer the polish term for it because Åcieżka do leszka is objectively funnier)
And MAYBEā¦ because im not sure but cum gutters???
Fav place to finish onā¦ well nowhere on the outside hehe *gets electrocuted*
Sigh besides that probably his partnerās stomach
ACTUALLY doesnāt smoke right after he finishes, but that is literally just because herze doesnāt like it when he does, thats the only time of day when she wants to cuddle so you gotta make use of that
Doesnāt actually have the balls to do it but probably fantasizes about doing it in public
When he was little uncle turkey told him masturbation is haram and therefore he doesnāt do it even now (and when he does he cries after)
This comes as no surprise but he enjoys being pegged. You knew this was gonna be mentioned and here it is
Not super horny but super filrty and probably says shit like āhey bbg u wanna tie me up and drip wax on my dick????ā
Im not gonna do cock size and color headcanons. If you can imagine he has one i think thats enough to think about
I mentioned that he likes touching well uhhhhhhhh this also applies here. Def grabs herzeās Hips whenever he can
Likes sundresses, skirts, anything that can give you āeasy accessā *gets electrocuted again*
Ok i think thats enough bye lolll
#hetalia#yugotalia#aph herzegovina#aph bosnia#bosherze#hetalia world stars#yaox realness#balkantalia#hetalia headcanons#yaox sexcanons
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