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You guys are amazing, by the way. That’s all
#sorry for the normal post#expect more incorrect quotes soon#also you guys are fucking hilarious#jeezits christ#(genuine)
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"just as I did, in 1983."
you'd never know my favourite parts of the show are the fucked up insane bits when my first instinct is to draw the cheesiest thing imaginable
#my art#interview with the vampire#iwtv amc#iwtv#armand iwtv#daniel molloy#armand#armandaniel#devils minion#drew this before the finale but idk maybe this is during the unspecified amount of time between armands divorce and daniels press tour#the titian painting doesnt fit at ALL with the timeline btw#i THOUGHT it did bc i assumed 1508 was when armand was turned into a vampire BUT upon reflection thats more likely the year he was born#and even then the painting was made in like 1510 so fuck me i guess. also im foggy on when armand was taken to rome#idk man i havent read the books and i failed art history on two separate occasions i cannot endeavor for accuracy#anyway as much as i love 70s/80s devils minion i have equal love for old man daniel#his cynicism has been tempered by time... refined like a diamond... he dont gaf and bullies his loser vampire and its hilarious#like ''sure yeah fine all these old italian renaissance guys saw ur ethereal otherworldly beauty but literally anybody can see that''#''IM the only mf who gets to experience the incandescent joy of seeing you be a messy idiot''#sidenote trying to make armand look unflattering is impossible u can blame the show for casting the worlds most beautiful man
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Shepard checking out Kaidan's ass right after a speech about integrity and trust is a Top 5 moment in the entire Trilogy, don't @ me.
#kaidan looked so good in me3 i got distracted everytime i saw him ashsjsl#good to know shepard felt the same lmao#you guys had guns pointed at each other two seconds ago be serious for once in your life shepard#citadel dlc is also fucking hilarious he's cooking shepard you can cuddle later#yes we get it thats your boy#mshenko#otp: after all this time#commander shepard#kaidan alenko#male shepard#mass effect trilogy#me3
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Yes I got more Saw stuff to shove down your throat. AND TO ALL THE PEOPLE IN THE TAGS SAYING THAT I HAVE SAW BRAIN AND ASKING IF IM OK I JUST WANT TO LET YOU KNOW THAT your absolutely right and no I'm not okay! :D
#also you guys are so fucking nice and every time i see somone reblog and like my art it maks me wanna cry so much <3#and some of your guys tag are hilarious and make my day so much#saw#saw 2004#saw movies#saw franchise#saw 1#saw posting#saw fanart#amanda young#amanda saw#amanda young saw#pixel art#digital art#pixelart#my art#horror#slasher
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If nothing else Koenma is a Kuwabara stan and I'm right there with him o7 (I need to write the kuwameshi fic that goes with this fr)
#maybe one day i'll write that au i have sitting in my head#ever since the comment he made about making kuwa spirit detective instead ive been thinking about it#like...what if yusuke is still recruited same as canon but like#kuwa was already spirit detective? doing assignments for the guys upstairs and all#and they made yusuke help him after his resurrection instead of going solo#and it's hilarious because they still have the ''rivalry'' set in place so it's like#now i gotta be coworkers with this guy i was in a fist fight with last week?#yusuke is like you can't be serious you want me to fight DEMONS with the guy who cant even beat ME? lmaooo okay#kuwa would be more in tune with his powers atp in this au and super offended like hello#why would i use my reiki on a FELLOW HUMAN CHILD you DICK i can hold my own on my assignments just fine#but he's actually really excited to be able to spend time with yusuke doing something besides getting his ass handed to him#they're both genkai's students (she's endlessly annoyed but they grow on her)#i just think it'd be fun cos like#it'd be harder to exclude kazuma from shit if he's literally been involved in this shit before he even met#kurama and hiei#kuwabara isn't really told about yusuke's resurrection so things go mostly the same up til he's brought back#they're both called to koenma's office and it's the spiderman pointing meme 💀#it's koenma's first time seeing kuwa in person as he usually just sends assignments with botan#yusuke has already seen him cos of the resurrection arc#and koenma is SUCH a fanboy ''kuwabara it's such a pleasure. you know you're my best worker 🥺''#''um urameshi am i seeing things or is that a fuckin baby'' yusuke will NOT stop laughing#it fucks koenma up so bad he makes sure he's in his adult form when he's around kuwa next#cos he wants to be the respected boss but also guy that you can chill with!! he's so cringe#okay yeah i need to write this it's such a fun concept#kuwameshi#yu yu hakusho#kuwabara kazuma#yusuke urameshi#koenma
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"looks like i win! take that!"
#bro these chapters have been a wild fucking ride omfg#also is this just gonna be a thing i do?? redraw a page from the new chapter????#drawing kous staff made me wanna just#idk commit some violence in general#why is it so complicatedddd 😭😭#toilet bound hanako kun#tbhk#jibaku shounen hanako kun#jshk#tbhk spoilers#jshk spoilers#also chapter 100!! thats crazy#mitsuba sousuke#minamoto kou#mitsukou#fanart#my art#guys do you think i put too much unrelated shit in the tags??#anyways i found out that one of my cats is super scared of tape earlier- that was hilarious#my poor baby 💀💀💀
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i think martha kent should get to threaten rex leech with a shotgun tbh
#rimi talks#many people in kon's life would happily line up to punt this guy and i think that's beautiful#i think clark would have some Feelings about not realizing that kon's living situation was as fucked up as it was#and i would also love to see this. bc like kon also doesn't realize it was fucked up. and is so determined to be independent#but also i feel like i have to add 7386482 disclaimers. NOBODY BLAME CLARK FOR EDITORIAL DECISIONS#just bc clark carries the weight of the world on his shoulders and blames himself for everything DOESN'T MEAN THAT'S CORRECT#(also. ill take traits kon inherited from clark for $800)#anyway im getting off track. the point is. rex coming back into kon's life at some point way down the line could be soooo juicy#like the contrast of kon having a real support system. and being older and less naive.#many directions it could go in. have ma hate rex's ass or lois eviscerate him. have clark and kon have a heart to heart about it.#have tim threaten and blackmail him again bc i still think that's fucking hilarious.#have kara hear about what happened and be filled with righteous fury that has nowhere to go. bc kon wouldn't actually want him hurt#have roxy step in before anyone else has the chance. let her go dad what the FUCK?#it's about the number of people who love and want to protect kon. unlike what happened the first time around#the kontrast of it all. if you will.#and also about kon getting some kind of closure that a grown ass adult Using him as a child was not actually his fault#ough..........
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friendly neighborhood ghost included in house purchase !
#been thinking about ghost william aus. as you guys probably can see on your dash#chat im having Ideas. so many of them.#ghost included in house purchase (you have no choice)#the greater context of this au is. streamer ashe and dakota move into a house. that is very haunted.#becaus ei think mixign socmed aus and paranormal aus is objectively hilarious#also this was just me wanting to do posework for the most part#i was orignally gonn do a few more. so they were like visual novel sprites#but i got tired#oh right i have to add art tags fuck#just roll with it#prime defenders#william wisp#forgot abt those#pd haunted stream au
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To be The Chosen One and lose
wild play by the fates
#bbc merlin#fucking hilarious#to be chosen#and to fuck it all up#its like if harry just died in the battle lol#if percy jackson lost the battle and stabbed luke like?#just fucking it aaaall up despite the plot armor and purposeful clues and curated allies#loser bitch trudging on#arthur pendragon#like this bitch was the once and future king and then died? at like 25?#its so fucked and funny#be happy bitch you've been chosen to suffer and die !#😝 lol 😜 silly 🙃 they will be so fucked in the head ! - spoken by the fates#greek mythology tho#greek mythology be like ur such a special little guy#my perfect boy youre gonna die#youre gonna die after fucking your mom or falling from the son#you fucking special chosen dipshit#but i guess i mean predominantly in the sense that the narrative also decides they are chosen so they have plot armor#which is Not greek myth unless its not your time Yet#like achilles#but still#funny
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You know what my fav hc I've ever come up with so far is? Apollo has to take shots of alcohol in the morning every day so that he can keep up the dumb blond act.
Cause like, you're telling me the god of poetry, education, logic, art, music, and so many other things just writes shitty haikus, is an ignorant, arrogant, self-absorbed shitty person? Hell no! This is literally the god of education, logic, and truth we are talking about here okay.
But on the flip side: imagine what would happen when Apollo doesn't take alcohol in the morning and after years of only interacting to people while drunk to keep up the dumb blond act, they now have to meet soberpollo who takes no shit and is just a no-nonsense guy. The whiplash would be absolute gold
#apollo#greek gods#greek mythology#pjo#rick riordan critical#cuz like#I think this would be hilarious#like he just shows up to a council meeting one day#and just rips everyone a new one for the state of chb and the world in general#chb doesn't have any *qualified* doctors excluding the apollo kids#and the infirmary is prob in a shitty state#and the camp director is literally Dionysus#they have that guy in charge of their fragile mortal children#you cannot tell me that protector of youth apollo would allow shit like that to happen#And there's also a fucking lava wall at chb???#like how is that safe???#Chb is literally supposed to be a safe space for demigods but the only thing I'm seeing here is 100 and 1 ways go to the Underworld#Camp halfblood critical
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you know it's bad when i read svsss and tgcf, stories about just two guys falling in love and getting together, and think, "god i wish i were in between them."
gay little domestic cottage core life with binghe and qingqiu? please and thank you. being sandwiched by hua cheng and xie lian, two pretty men who are hundreds of years old? i am blushing, kicking my feet and giggling
and again, it's not even that i would want only one of them. like in both of the relationships, the two love each other too much to the point it'd feel wrong if they were separated! it wouldn't feel complete, so you gotta be with both of them!
but that's the thing; i just?? i feel so incredibly guilty whenever i think about being loved by these mxtx couples??? like it's so stupid but i feel like i'm intruding in on something and it's like, everyone else seems to just want them together only, not wanna be with them. like it's fuckin taboo or whatever
i feel like with any other character from any other media it'd be fine to simp for and write/read x readers of them, but when it comes to these books, it's off limits! no way, what are you, crazy? yes, yes i'm unhinged and desperately want their love and affection simultaneously. i want to be in a happy little poly relationship with these overpowered beautiful men with long hair.
i can't be the only guy or whoever to feel this way?? to wanna be kissed by these characters? sandwiched?? i have two hands for christ sake and they all look so happy together and im just like "lord i wanna be with them so much". someone tell me i'm not alone cmon <\3
#okay i havent read mdzs yet but i'll probably feel the same way#god i just wanna be in between shen qingqiu and binghe or hua cheng and xie lian please please#im sad im queer and im ready for a gay poly relationship with these mfs#i love them all#i remember seeing some post where it was like 'hua cheng x fem reader headcanons'#and i was like 'huh thats interesting. not fem but i'll check it out bc ive never rlly seen anything like that'#and then it was like 'he'd leave you for xie lian' and it was fucking hilarious actually#but then i saw the comments on that post and they were all like 'omg i was about to unfollow and block you' 'thank god' etc#and i was just like#'damn?? do people really not like this type of stuff when it comes to danmei novels or smth?'#i don't know if it was just bc it said fem reader or bc yk it's danmei and hua cheng and xie lian are very much in love and happy#but it lowkey kinda got me self conscious lmao and i was hella feeling bad#also no hate to that poster or those commenters im just a lonely queer man#'he would leave you for xie lian' was fucking brutal though i laughed my ass off at thag KAHSNZJ#please i swear i wont stand out too much i can fit in i have long luxurious hair too let me show you my hair care routine guys </3#svsss#mxtx svsss#luo binghe#bingqiu#tgcf#heavens official blessing#mxtx tgcf#mxtx novels#mxtx characters#hua cheng#xie lian#hualian#shen qingqiu#the scum villain's self saving system
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actually I'm done being the better person and not directly interacting with posts that shit talk me or screenshotting them like this because you do not get the courtesy of me leaving you alone after you block me if you don't leave me alone
"they practically say it in some of their posts" fleeglefazbeagle I mean this in the meanest and most forward way I possibly can, if you take even TWO SECONDS to look at any information on this blog and you do not realize that I'm a proshipper then you have the brain the size of this walnut except way smaller. Though that's not surprising if you deadass think you can police the accounts other people in stimblr can interact with.
#from now on guys if you poke the bear you get the claws I'm SO DONE gentle parenting grown ass adults#instead of obsessing over what the fuck I'm doin y'all could be obsessed with filling out job applications#also hilarious seeing an old moot of mine liking this post when I was just wondering the other day if they blocked me#if anyone says I'm being a bitch about this just make sure to capitalize the B to show respect on just how much I am that bitch#talk tag#saltcourse#Shio.txt
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sometimes I see homophobes doing "how would this character react to people shipping them" videos and it's funny because it's always just them reflecting the op's prejudice, like.
it's one thing, to ship enemies, because you can wholeheartedly say, they'd be pretty upset about being shipped. it's also one thing, to say yes, siblings would be absolutely disgusted to see themselves being shipped with each other.
but then you got characters who are straight up the gayest people to not exist.
and you really think they wouldn't find it hilarious?
pls.
#i see this shit from the blue lock fandom and its hilarious to see people say#shidou would hate being shipped with sae#like bro#have you fucking met shidou#also bachira#bachira is the gayest guy in blue lock#he would giggle about it
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Jasper and Jimmy are adorable and hold a special place in my heart, but it makes me giggle that their friendship implies that modern-day police officers exist alongside the the witch hunt era of Europe in the sfth extended universe.
#shoot from the hip#moist and magical#toby's secret pocket#now there's also a very real possibility that we're dealing with multiple universes right now#but the idea of the sfth universe's timeline being incredibly fucked up is hilarious to me#like did you think that modern-day policemen tried to stop innocent women from being burned at the stake?#did they try to use their police batons and fire extinguishers to save the women?#did they participate in the accusations? jimmy's police station is canonically racist so like it's probably not impossible#idk just the imagery of a bunch of guys in blue uniforms and silly hats standing in early modern europe makes me crack up
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Re-watching wakfu for the first time in years and s1 Yugo was so silly???
dude discovered he could make portals at will and his first thought after actually acknowledging it is "i can do so many cool pranks with this"
#he was just a kid..... guys he was just a kid....#HE WAS SO SILLY#also the fact that after eva told him they used to call amalia princess gobball he just laughs at it ☠️#was he 12? i think he was in s1#why dont they ever celebrate characters bdays tho#thinking over it now there was little to no chill time for these guys#sure there was a good amount of non plot stuff to get to know the characters but like#idk? ummm like in the first ova they gave them some chill time and i wish they had done that more#s4 was an amalgamation of “FUCK NOT AGAIN JFC”#OH ACTUALLY#there was (1) episode with chill time and i loved it#despite having gone thru alot of effort to be like look!!! chibi and grougal!!! theyre bros!!! yugo spent like. 5 minutes of screentime#with them. like actually being their brother.#and like it was kinda funny because imagine like the world sorta blowing up a little and then ur child comes back just to say#'dad im rlly fucking upset. ive been to the house of the gods btw. and i met my mom.'#alibert mustve been so fkn confused hdhdbd#then again. its like. average shit for his son#alibert went from gay dad with his lil guy from a species he does not know of who basically works a farm inn to like#a literal demigod. he def has made some enemies#i remember the most abt yugo bec the hyperfix was strongest on him#current thoughts on the others in the brotherhood:#tristepin: yugos nickname did not translate well into en lmao. also my guy pls stop harrassing women?? he gets an arc ik but like. my guy.#yes specifically s1 them#amalia: i mean. she does in fact act like a spoiled 13 yr old. but like. girl they did u kinda dirty.#eva: they also did you kinda dirty. love that your the only one just sick of everyones logic defying shit.#ruel: yk what. no notes. that is the most realistic old man ive ever seen. hes hilarious#az: this mf gets his ass in trouble every five seconds. u can tell he grew up with yugo. also according to s4 he gets bitches so XD#wu's rewatch notes#thats what im calling this#wakfu
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which evil dean moments made u go DAMN
okay so my usual disclaimer that until my friend and I watch s12-15 together my memory of them remains spotty and another disclaimer that there are sooooo many good Evil Dean™ moments so I chose to focus on the ones which watching for the first time gave me the tails.jpeg reaction (and still do <3)
#I literally had to lower the quality because the initial file was too big for tumblr which I think is fucking hilarious#also if this gets out of samblr you guys have to protect me alright some of this is pretty risky#dean#video#asks#nigesakis
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