#greek mythology be like ur such a special little guy
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To be The Chosen One and lose
wild play by the fates
#bbc merlin#fucking hilarious#to be chosen#and to fuck it all up#its like if harry just died in the battle lol#if percy jackson lost the battle and stabbed luke like?#just fucking it aaaall up despite the plot armor and purposeful clues and curated allies#loser bitch trudging on#arthur pendragon#like this bitch was the once and future king and then died? at like 25?#its so fucked and funny#be happy bitch you've been chosen to suffer and die !#😝 lol 😜 silly 🙃 they will be so fucked in the head ! - spoken by the fates#greek mythology tho#greek mythology be like ur such a special little guy#my perfect boy youre gonna die#youre gonna die after fucking your mom or falling from the son#you fucking special chosen dipshit#but i guess i mean predominantly in the sense that the narrative also decides they are chosen so they have plot armor#which is Not greek myth unless its not your time Yet#like achilles#but still#funny
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epic the musical sagas 1-7 song rating tw i have bad taste
1. keep your friends close—this shouldnt be a shocker this was the song that after knowing abt epic but noy having tiktok at the time to be able to see its progress n stuff i didnt know much abt it n listening to the songs out of order was confusing but the moment i hesrd this enchanting melody i was a fan fan downloading tiktok just for the updates from jorge this has been my unbeatable favorite for a while im rlly annoying abt it as we know
2. open arms—the first released song i heard that introduced me to epic and again not knowing much abt it or how to listen to it in order in the early days (fun fact my intelligence peaked in algebra and ive never been that smart abt anything else ever) seeing ppl talk abt polities not knowing he died was kinda scary like wdym this cutie goes to “the wrong club”?? :(
3. suffering—its fun n ody gets to talk to his wife what do u want from me
4. scylla—AHHHHHHHHHH i fold over and seize every time those strings start after the “hello”
5. ruthlessness—like the idea of poseidon man handling him what can i say WHAT DO YOU W A N T from meee
6. wouldnt you like—i would i would
7. remember them—hes so dumb i lovw him
8. lucky runs out—if iii wasnt overstimulated rn i could gather my thoughts and explain this but unfortunately i am a student
9. storm—this and luck runs out are twins in my head and heart
10. polyphemus—THATS MY CYCLOPS!!! HELL YEA!!!
11. legendary—very good, love how telemachus sings like an adolescent love his dreams and love him unfortunately it IS in the same saga as….her
12. little wolf—I THOUGHT WE WOULD ALL AHIP HIM AND ANTINOUS AFTER THIS AONG BC THERES TENSION GUYS I SWEAR WDYM ITS CONTROVERSIAL :(
13. no longer you—if i could dance i would dance to this, with air probably but still
14. full speed ahead—need this song spoonfed to me while i bang on the table like a toddler in a highchair
15. the horse and the infant—NEOPTOLEMUS MENTIONED??? AHHH!!!!
16. different beast—lovely lovely lovely his voice is so
17. survive—oooo uhhhh
18. mutiny—it shocks me every time somehow
19. monster—should be higher but i forgor abt it srry—yeayea great song kick my feet to it wvery tim
20. warrior of the mind—greek son and thought daughter (was funnier in my head)
21. my goodbye—she leaved :(
22. puppeteer—if circe (odyssey) didnt plague my view of circe (epic) i would like her songs more sorry guys
23. done for—is it baaaaadddd that i dont have many thoughts on this :(
24.there are other ways—IM SURE THERE ARE CIRCE IM SURE THERE ARE
25. thunder bringer—again this was meant to be higher but i was gonna put it somewhere special and forgor :(
26. the underworld—oh ouch ouch ouch ouchie ouch
27. god games—THE SNIPPET OF THIS WAS THE FIRST EPIC SONG I EVER HEARD AND KICKSTARTED A GREEK MYTHOLOGY PHASE THAT MY FAMILY WILL NEVER FORGIVE JORGE FOR. apollos part was so short tho 😔 sigh…
28. just a man—I LIKE IT I JUST NEVER REMEMBER IT AGHHHHH I LOVE IT THO I SWEAR I SWEAR I SWEAR
29. we’ll be fine—OMFGOMFGOMFG unfortunately it is right before….yeaaaa
30. love in paradise—OH EWEWEWEWEWEW i would like this a lot more if people didnt act like calypso deserved to feel happiness or joy or pleasure or even life? idn where this unbridled hatred for her comes from i dont feel this way about way worse characters BUT I WANT EVERY DEATH IN THE ILIAD DONE TO CALYPSO FIVE TIMES EACH CALYPSO WHEN I CATCH UR ASS—its not even about odysseus anymore ody get in the car mama has business to attend to WHEN IM NOT SORRY FOR LOVING U COMES OUT I WILL SHAKE MY HEAD IN DISAPPOINTMENT AND and gently and discreetly remove it from my epic playlist :3 i block everyone i see who talks positively about her genuinely she ruins my day. i know shes not real but still the concept of her makes me physically shake in anger sometimes in the middle of my perfectly normal day SHE SUCKS I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER SO FUCKING MUCH dont ask me why i dont know why but just just put me in a room with her and every weapon ever ever made that would be wish fulfillment for me
saga rating is ocean, thunder, cyclops, troy, underworld, circe, wisdom (and depending on how im not sorry for loving u goes justr know vengeance is going in eighth)
anyways uhm im a little manic this week but i hope i didnt make u hate me TOO much with this i am aware that my taste in everything is bad my favorite food is plain butterless angel hair noodles ans my favorite drink is water, my favorite color is green, my favorite animal is probably frogs bc most animals give me the heebie jeebies, and my favorite book is frankenstein thanks for being here i love u :3
#op’s two cents#epic the musical#epic the troy saga#epic the cyclops saga#epic the ocean saga#epic the circe saga#epic the underworld saga#epic the thunder saga#epic the wisdom saga#NUMBER ONE CALYPSO HATER#i have a certificate trust#my takes r hot bc i pulled em from a dumpster fire
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i read through your matchups, and here to request one, with haikyuu please :)
just ask me and then let me me know about what anime do u want to match with, ur gender, your ideal type, your personality, your preference, and your kin.
Im Bisexual, my pronouns are they/she/he
my ideal type would be, someone whos outgoing, and kind, around shy people and like to bring out the best with in them, but also get kinda quiet around bigger personalitys; also someone who would be willing to let me go on a rant/talk about some of my special interests, and even converse with me about it! Like Greek Mythology or Space
I have shoulder-length brownish red 3A Curls, im 5’10, i have hazel eyes, and Im kinda of built like a cereal box ngl, uhm i have pretty muscular thighs if that counts for anything ._.
Ive been told I’m, quiet/shy when people first know me, but I can be really loud/obnoxious once people get to know me, I’m also very observant when it comes to people, so even though I might not understand the emotion someone is going though, I can usually tell that they aren’t ok (if that makes sense) , also I tend to remember small things, like if someone buys a snack, and really likes it ill make a small note, for when they feel down, to get them that snack! y’know. Oh! My personality type is Intp, I don’t know the numbers sorry :(. Im also at times an overthinker :/
My top kins are;
Sugawara (Hq) Reki (Sk8 the infinity) and Hange (Aot)
this is kinda like a side thing; but i feel like i didnt give enough so; like heres my ideal date :)
Match Up ->
Yamaguchi Tadashi :
Yamaguchi, if you like people who are friendly and a little bit shy, it's Yamaguchi. trust him he always shows and gives the best for the people around him. he always tries to give his best. and Yamaguchi will always listen to you if you tell a story, no matter what it's about if you like it he will surely like to hear it too. because hearing you talk with joy will make Yamaguchi feel happy too. You will feel comfortable talking to him because I think he is a good listener. and i can also imagine when you talk about things you like, without you knowing Yamaguchi looks at you so intensely and his lips will smile. (aaa my heart beating so fast while writing this)
and I think Yamaguchi likes your hazel eyes. but surely Yamaguchi will like every part of you. maybe when you first meet you will feel awkward and a little shy. but the longer you know each other, both you and Yamaguchi will open up. You two seem to have no shame in each other, and even if you want to head over heels in front of him, you won't be embarrassed because you're comfortable with him.
and I think Yamaguchi is also an observer like you, so if any of you are not doing well, you guys will definitely have instincts and sensitivity towards one another. so you can discuss the problem together. since you guys are observers, you guys also know how to calm each other down. so you guys will cheer up with what each of you likes (maybe your fav food, fav drink, fav music, quality time, etc.)
and congrats, based on mbti compatibility diagram intp and infp are good match. and also i think Yamaguchi will also like to picnic and and see the stars with you. well i can imagine Yamaguchi is wrong focus, should be looking at the beautiful stars but he prefers to see your face which is more beautiful than the stars. (why does it seem like picnics and stargazing are so much fun? i want it too tho)
yea thats all for requesting. i really hope you enjoy. and i hope you have a great day :D
#haikyuu headcanons#haikyuu!!#haikyuu quote#anime meme#anime#anime headcanons#anime boy#hq yamaguchi#yamaguchi imagine#yamaguchi tadashi#hq incorrect quotes#match up requests
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