#allie ur a legend

[tommyssupercoolblog]

hey how much is sapnap and matpat in the new tommyinnit video, i want to watch but i don't really want to see them

Matpat isn't in it. Sapnap is but it's just Tommy seeing him coming out of a store, asking if he's fucked up mentally, sapnap says no and Tommy is like "nice seeing you" very dryly and sarcasticly, and leaves. A lot of people say Tommy was being a bitch to him on purpose but he has autism and I ALSO have autism so....idfk

[lovevalley45]

anyways i feel like my time in the legends fandom is showing bc i'm so used to just. full on ignoring/being mean abt what showrunners say that i just keep taking that thing abt nandermo like. alright funny man u can't do anything about my interpretation of ur characters

[catpriciousmarjara]

"....and here we have the image of the Terran deity of truth, Eycha-Bomba-ur-Guy, not be confused with the deity Bomb-ur, the god of abundance from the ancient Tolki-eena religion, which predates the Utubar religion entirely. Archeological excavations of the primitive holo-relics of Terra dates the Utubar religion to the two kingdoms period of the Amaz-U-na, and App-le-ple empires, in the Memetiscan era.

As stated before Eycha-Bomba-ur-Guy is a deity of truth and religious texts proclaim that he emerges whenever the principles of truth are violated. The legends we have been able to uncover from the ruins of Terra talks of a well where he is supposed to reside in and that every terran year he appears unexpectedly in order to shame the liars seeking fortune in the Holos of the kingdom of Utuba in a ruthless public sermon.

(Unfortunately we have not been able to uncover physical evidence of the kingdom as of now. Much of the information we have on the Utuba come from the Utuba Com-men-tits, the famous historical document that confirmed the theory that the Utuba people, consisting of the mortal Viu-wah, the priestly Saab-scriba, and godly Cree-atar, recorded history collectively.)

In his endeavor to champion truth Eycha-Bomba-ur-Guy is confronted by many adversaries and we can see how these battles play out in the religious iconography of the period. One of his many opponents is Tomm-y-Tallaar-ico, a rather comical figure who relentlessly takes credit for the achievements of others' and boasts about it throughout Terra. Some scholars believe him to be a fictional figure created to warn children to stay away from lying and boasting, especially because the Utuba Com-men-tits records one of the claims made by the minor deity as his mother being proud of him, which by the very nature of the deity is implied to be a false claim.

(Parental figures and their approval seems to be very important to the Terrans. Scholars have found multiple worshipful holos with terms such as Daddy, Zaddy, Mother, Mommy, and Muscle Mommy as evidence to this theory. Deviant behaviour seems to be referred to as 'Fatherless' behaviour. 'Yo Mamma' statements seem to be considered a damning insult. In addition, the ritualistic chant "Excuse me? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry", which is believed to be the only surviving part of the the lost Litany for Forgiveness, the pair to the Litany against Fear from the Epic of the Dune, validates the theory that Terrans craved parental approval.)

Much more sinister than the Tomm-y-Tallaar-ico is the Jayme-som-Erton, a figure that only talks in the voice of others. A negative deity presiding over plagiarism, Jayme-som-Erton pretends be your ally while making profit off of your work. After Eycha-Bomba-ur-Guy defeated him in a lengthy duel the Utuba Com-men-tits faithfully records that Jayme-som-Erton's own voice can only speak lies and to be wary of the others among the Cree-ator class that use his tricks to prosper in Utuba.

Eycha-Bomba-ur-Guy's legendary victory over Jayme-som-Erton was followed by the complete erasure of the Cree-ator's presence in the Utuba kingdom's religion beyond being used as a cautionary tale. This presents another aspect of Terran religion, called Can-cellat-Ion, a ritualistic deicide of the gods that have wronged them. Undoubtedly this is an evidence of the might of the ancient Terrans. Several pieces of historical evidence from the records known as Twee-et-er (theorized to be named after a blue avian like figure who many believe might be related to the legendary heroes Twee-dle-dee, and Twee-dle-dum) refer to multiple conflicts called the War of the Fans which lead to the Can-cellat-Ion being performed. Ancient Terrans were indeed a fearsome species. (To be noted that some deities do recover while others do not. Criteria for survival unknown.)

In the coming chapters, we'll look into more deities from Terra's various pantheons, such as the eternal enmity between the Goddess Doll-y-Par-tonn and her nemesis Jol-e-Ne. The deity Trish-a-Payt-As, whose children are harbingers for the death of malignant royals is also important to look into. The deity seems to have had hostility towards the Brie-ti-ish royals specifically as legends say they were hit twice by the deity's wrath. Also of particular interest are Ea-Nasir, a deity of trickery and mischief, and ancient literature such as the Gonch-ar-Ov, a lost epic saga whose holo-copy researchers are still trying to uncover today. Both of these are a part of the Tumb-L-Er mystery religion, whose intricate rites and rituals still remain too complex to decode...."

-Excerpt from Chapter 9, "Deities from the Holo", from Scholar Jaarp-r-Saar's The Complexities of Terran Religions.

[belit0]

can you do a yandere madara who’s like closed off and reserved from his wife but eventually she gives up and he’s like oh ur not leaving! omg this sounds dumb asffff

Oh, don't even say this is dumb! If there's an Uchiha I can totally picture as a Yandere, it's definitely Madara, so this was fun!

TW: Yandere! Madara

Pairing: Uchiha Madara / reader

Despite being an arranged marriage, (Y/N) was genuinely excited to be paired with one of the strongest shinobi in the world. It wasn't just his legend she was drawn to, but the beauty this man carried. How could one be so handsome and powerful at the same time?

When the proposal came to her village, her father was quick to respond, unable to turn down the opportunity to marry his firstborn to one of the most influential men in the five nations. To have the Uchiha as allies, more so, as a family, was an opportunity only a fool would turn down.

As soon as the arrangements were made, (Y/N) was sent to their lands to embark on her new destiny, having to live with a man she had never seen in person. Nothing stopped her from keeping positive thoughts, visualizing the wonderful future she would lead with the head of the largest clan in the country.

She was greeted with a warm welcome from the entire village except for Madara.

The man she was supposed to love for eternity simply waved at her from afar, complied with all the formalities, was present at the wedding, and disappeared completely. Not caring if (Y/N) was all alone in an unknown land and far from her family, he chose to keep busy with his duties as leader rather than spend time with her.

He would arrive late at night when she was already asleep, and leave early in the mornings before she woke up, (Y/N) would hopefully bump into him at some point during the day, while walking around the village or socializing with whomever she encountered.

It became a very lonely situation, the opposite of what she thought she would experience being here. She ended up as the pretty doll of the headman, who barely spoke to her.

All her obligations, as her father had instructed her, were fulfilled, and she avoided causing a scene about her situation just so as not to bring conflict to her family. She did not feel comfortable enough with anyone to discuss what was troubling her, having minimal and general contact with the women of the clan, and none with the men, who stayed away from her out of respect for their leader.

It all culminated in chaos when they had to attend her brother-in-law's birthday party. Izuna was celebrating in splendor, throwing a party for everyone in the family at the central house, and not skimping on food or drink. Everyone would celebrate along with him on a magnificent night, full of light, fun, and fire.

(Y/N) was adorned and dressed in luxurious and expensive clothes, things she would have marveled at long ago had she not been going through what she was currently enduring. "Lord Madara sent these to you, Madam (Y/N). He hopes they are to your liking."  Reported the maid who was helping her dress and beautify herself.

She had been there for three months, and it was the first gesture the Uchiha had made to her. What infuriated her the most, was the man not even deigning to hand them to her, as if he wanted to avoid her at all costs. Did he hate her? Did he sacrifice himself in marriage as a political move, with no hope of getting anything positive out of the experience? Did he even want her there?

A million questions ran through her mind daily, and receiving that gorgeous attire simply triggered more. (Y/N) could not utter a word on the matter, allowing her maid to help her in silence. She finished getting ready when the night was well advanced, and the birthday boy was supposed to finally announce his presence with a triumphant entrance.

Izuna's orders required Madara to be there watching him play out his scene, and that meant, according to the policy of their marriage, so did she. As appearances and laws demanded, she would sit like a precious puppet, smiling vacantly and interacting with whoever approached her, feigning happiness and gratitude to her husband.

Thus, she spent most of the evening perched next to her husband at the main table, eating and watching as everyone wanted to be near him, trying to generate conversation about even the simplest things.

At some point in the night, when almost everyone was already drunk, Izuna decided to say some special words of appreciation. He called for everyone to gather around him, and requested Madara's presence at his side.

(Y/N) expected him to at least pretend, take her by the hand and invite her to join her in the center of the meeting with his younger brother, but to no avail. The man simply stood and ignored her completely, smiling at Izuna. The crowd cheered for him and everyone applauded, closing the circle as the two brothers hugged and laughed at the night protagonist’s drunken words.

She decided enough was enough. It was one thing to ignore her in private and keep up appearances in public for everyone to trust in their romantic and perfect relationship. It was something else entirely to disregard her in front of everyone, not even validating her presence at his side, not recognizing her as his wife in front of an event as important as someone's birthday in the family.

Shut away and forgotten at the edge of the limelight, she decided that was it. She would sneak off and lock herself in the room they were both supposed to share and write a letter to be sent immediately to her father, in hopes he would understand the situation, and allow her to continue the marriage from afar, from the happiness of her home.

It's not like the Uchiha would care if she was there or not, having scorned and neglected her since her arrival. They probably shared the most eye contact at their wedding, with the man not even bothering to consummate their marriage. Madara avoided getting into bed with her, disappearing into the evening festivities.

(Y/N) slipped away slyly, ignoring the curious glances directed at her. She was almost at the door, when one of her maids called out to her, "Madam (Y/N)! Where are you going in such a hurry? Aren't you enjoying the party?"

Despite the ambient noise, people shouting and laughing, and all the chaos of the celebration, the girl felt a pair of special eyes boring into the back of her head. Meters away and among all the family separating them, Madara was staring intently.

She felt apprehensive about those black orbs, his invasive and violent gaze, and had the urge to run, to hide where he couldn't find her.

Ignoring him, (Y/N) made a successful exit, making her way to the privacy of her chamber. She set to work immediately, looking for paper and ink to write. Halfway through her letter, she heard the sliding bedroom door open, and footsteps approaching her.

"What the fuck do you think you're doing (Y/N)?" The first time her husband had articulated more than two words in a sentence to her. He caught her in the act, making her scratch the paper with an unplanned line of ink.

"So, you know my name, I'm impressed..." She was trying to maintain the appearance of a strong woman, stand up to the man everyone fears, and not be intimidated. Her lucky attempt ended when the Uchiha lifted her by the arm, pushing her away from the desk and slamming her against the wall.

He enclosed her in his arms, leaning dangerously close to her personal space. "You're going to stop acting like a spoiled brat and face the reality of your new life. You're not going anywhere, and if you try to escape, your family's village will be reduced to ashes by my own hands."

He kissed her hard, catching her off guard and forcibly, (Y/N) wasn't sure whether to shift her face or give in, but Madara's momentum left her no choice but to take it and reciprocate. She finally got what she had longed for, but at what cost?

"You don't want me here, you don't desire me as a woman, you don't see me as a wife, you won't even talk to me or look at me!" Her eyes filled with tears, humiliated in front of the man who should love her.

"Things don't work the way you want them because I call the shots, I dictate how everything works. You will be my beautiful wife and you will open your legs when I want you to like the good woman you are, otherwise, I will force them open for you. Fuck, maybe we'll even love each other at some point. Behave yourself, (Y/N)."

With the end of his statement, he lifts her into the air, scooping her up in his arms and tossing her carelessly onto the bed.

"Now, let's finally consummate this marriage, shall we?"

[absolutely-normal-about-x]

You know, with people asking "what if _ survived" I gotta ask a weird one...

What would happen if Omega somehow survived in your Legends Reborn AU?

Cuz I mean, technically speaking (depending on what you want to take as canon) he did act as an ally during the ZX incidents.

Food for thought I guess on my favorite psychopath.

OH HUE HUE HUE I BEEN THINKING OF THIS FOR A GOOD WHILE

Strap in it’s gonna be a long one boys

Ah Omega the bastard the Stinker himself the best way to explain him in legends reborn

THE FUCKING EQUIVALENT OF RUNNING INTO AN EXTREMELY POWERFUL SECRET BOSS BY COMPLETE RANDOM CHANCE, THAT UR UNDERPREPARED FOR AND DIE EMBARRASSINGLY!

But the answer to the question. I strongly doubt that Omega would be allowed to roam freely. Especially if you consider that he could have been a HUGE problem to terra if he was set loose there.

However since the Hunters (mainly Axl and Zero pre-X awakening) have been around if Omega were to ever show up to cause trouble Zero and Axl would have dealt with him since ya know No Mother Elf and stuff. He’s powerful but without her presence and other factors he can be dealt with but good luck surviving his bullshit lmaooooo.

Since in ZX and A he’s kinda a secret boss trapped into a pocket dimension this gives me an idea that he was sealed away. Omega is just too dangerous and risky to let him go. So a solution is made to keep him locked away in the set of Ruins and the dimension to ensure he doesn’t cause danger for everyone….yet…

In my interpretation Omega isn’t just Zero’s evil body and shit but rather his own type of cracked up cyber elf. Somewhat akin to the Mother elf in a way. This also affected his appearance as well. He still has Zero’s body but its now a fusion of the armor that he had before, some Cyber elf traits and Draconic quirks. He very much can turn into a monstrous form, but he has shackles around his arms to show that he’s basically trapped/contained. In terms of personality he sort of Chilled out? He's still a menace, a bit of a maniac violent as ever that now only craves battle and destruction but he’s now directionless in a way. Because it turns out living in a cyber dimension for thousands of years can make a person go a lil kooky. But thankfully he goes dormant for long periods of time. Cause again the fucking boredom

Being the menace that he is, Omega did not only cause corruption into the machines that surround the Area to be more aggressive and dangerous. But also causes augmented distortions creating portals to his own version of cyberspace called “Omega Space”, dragging his victims into his own little lair so he can fight/kill them. Cause well this Era is just too boring and nothing ever interesting ever happens aside from dealing with carbons that caught his attention.

These ruins are completely restricted and only Diggers who are S-Class or have very special permission from the guild master are allowed to go to these ruins as they are Rumored to hold incredibly powerful relics and tech but a dangerous monster guards it along with extremely dangerous reaverbots. The only times it is deemed safer to enter is when Omega is “Dormant” but Cyberspace distortions can still happen so it’s recommended to come at least prepared for worst case scenarios.

But at some point something happened that caught his attention. A presence that he hadn't felt for a very long long Long time.

Megaman X and his four pathetic guardians are now in this era! With weaker bodies that match with the Planets population!!

The bastard doesn’t care how and when they made it but doesn’t care. He was ecstatic! Finally!! Sweet sweet revenge!! Finally opponents that not only can put up a fight but also that he would personally reduce them to pieces again! Especially X…he secretly hopes that if that Blue bastard is in this world that would also mean that HE is also around here too!

But also strangely someone else who shares a Link to X himself is around. Bizzare, if he recalled The guardians are the only ones that share a genetic connection to him. But this Boy, unlike the Guardians, is much closer to his “father” compared to the other four.

So young, so innocent so…so…Naive wouldn’t be a shame to see him break under his claws.

He looks forward to meeting him just to crush everything that he knows and loves just like what he did to his dear papa during the Elf wars.

He can wait after all, so there’s no hurry after all. If there's anything that a Digger has is their greed, soon the treasures of his domain will tempt them to come…

[violetjedisylveon]

To Grandma's House We Go!

Eda Raises Two Gods AU chapter 22

Summary: Eda and the kids go to Datura's house for the weekend.

Word count: 3.6k

Warnings: 🚫mostly fluff but references to trauma🚫

A/N: Happy Pride Month! It is the month of gays! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Gwendolyn is not the grandma mentioned in the title, she and Eda still aren't on good terms, and won't be for a long while. The grandma is the swamp grandma.

Ira, archivist OC

Eda Raises Two Gods AU Masterpost

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Guilt.

Guilt was the reason they breathed, the reason their lungs expanded, taking air in and pushing it out.

Regret.

Regret was the reason they moved, the reason their muscles pulled and released, pushing them ever onward.

A desire to fix the bond that was broken was the reason star touched blood coursed through their veins.

A terrible mistake was the reason they lived.

A guilty conscience was the reason they would not die.

Their heart forever pumped blood that did not belong to them.

Emotions that were not theirs brought them back.

Yet they believed in them just as strongly.

The Star-Touched God was not their creator.

Their creator died.

But the Star-Touched God did give them a second life.

A second life and a request.

To look after this world for her.

The Star-Touched God believed she was not welcomed here, but her guilty conscience could not leave this world unattended.

They agreed to watch over their world, to tell the Star-Touched God what was happening and to alert her if anything noteworthy happened.

The Star-Touched God checked in every couple of centuries, never coming here herself, though they knew she remained close by.

The Guardianship of this world was their responsibility.

They didn't interfere with much, they stayed away from the witches unless they caused problems, like those Trappers, those they would gladly skewer.

Mostly they made sure the environment remained stable. The aftermath had been chaotic for those from before, those who came from the Titans were less affected.

They made sure to stay away from the Stain. Their muzzle wrinkled at the thought of him.

The Stain only knew of them from old legends and stories, and that was how it would stay.

They stopped, their hooves splashing the surface of the water they stood on.

The domain of the Serpent and the Tree stood before them, Boiling Mangroves guarded the shoreline, allowing for a transition between boiling seas and swamp water.

The Serpent and Tree were fiercely defensive of their lands, the Stain was not permitted here either, making it a perfect place to hide out for their former species.

They may have looked like the unicorns that once raced across the Boiling Seas with Titans, but they were something different now.

They approached the swamps.

The Serpent and Tree greeted them passively, opening themselves to let them in.

They kindly thanked their allies and trotted off to check on the herds that had made the swamps their home since the Stain started hunting them.

XXX

Enzo was practically vibrating next to her on her staff.

The kid had been more excitable, almost giddy, since yesterday. They were so excited to be going back to Datura's.

The owl beast was equally excited to be going back to Datura's, she could feel the damn bird vibrating in the back of her mind.

She swerved around the swamp growth, finally exiting the maze surrounding Datura’s dwelling.

Smoke came from the chimney.

Datura was home, preparing for their arrival in her typical fashion.

Enzo tumbled off the staff, King shooting off after him, and ran off at full speed towards the door. They knocked excitedly, bouncing in anticipation.

“Relax starshine, she's not going anywhere.” Eda chuckled, ruffling her kid's hair.

They batted playfully at her hand.

The door got thrown wide open.

“Edalyn!” A bright, happy voice exclaimed.

Eda barely had time to register who it was before the woman was giving her a bone crushing Ursa hug. She let out a pained wheeze.

“Chusi darling, you're suffocating her.” Datura called from inside the house.

“Oh, right.” Chusi chuckled, setting her back down.

“It's so good to see you!” She told her, squeezing her arms lightly.

Eda just nodded, still trying to catch her breath. The dragon woman towered over her and the kids at well over eight feet tall, she was giant. Enzo's jaw had dropped open the moment they saw her.

Datura came around from the kitchen, drying her hands as she approached her mate. Titan! Chusi made Datura look small.

“I think you've blown the children’s mind.” She whispered.

Chusi's floppy dragon ears perked up at the mention of the kids.

“Are you going to introduce us to your children, kit?” Datura prompted with a smug grin.

Eda glared up at her, the smug old witch would certainly be rubbing this in once her kids were sleeping.

“Chusi, these are Enzo and King, they're my kids.” Eda introduced her kids.

She was officially introducing Enzo and King as her kids for the first time.

She'd be lying if the pride in Datura's eyes didn't make her feel good.

“H-hello!” Enzo waved shyly, clinging to her dress with one hand.

“Hello there you little cutie.” Chusi cooed, bending down to Enzo's level, or as far as she could.

“It's wonderful to finally meet you, Marigold has told me all about you.” Chusi greeted them.

“You're a dragon!” Enzo exclaimed, immediately covering their mouth, giving Chusi an apologetic look.

“I know, it's cool right?” Chusi laughed.

“It's the coolest! I've never seen a dragon up close before!” Enzo shouted.

“Well aren't you just the sweetest thing?” Chusi ruffled Enzo's hair.

“I think there's something as sweet as you waiting in the kitchen.” She whispered, leaning closer.

Enzo’s eyes lit up with excitement, they looked to her for permission.

“Go ahead starshine.” She told them.

Both her kids raced off, Datura and Chusi watched them go fondly 

“Aw, we're grannies.” Chusi gushed, holding a hand over her heart.

“Aren't you both already great grandparents?” Eda asked.

“Soon to be double great grandparents, Altalune is going to be due in a few weeks.” Datura said warmly.

Eda knew Altalune, she was one of the pair’s younger family members, he hung around while she lived here quite a bit. Datura’s many kids and grandkids all made time to visit her throughout the year; it was a werebeast thing, even if they were more on the solitary end, they still sought to maintain a strong connection with their families.

“That's good.” she said.

Nibs slithered out of their spot in her hair, hissing for attention.

“Oh? How's our future Great Serpent doing?” Datura asked, booping Nibs’s nose.

The insufferable little noodle puffed out confidently.

“Don't boost their ego too much.” Eda pleaded.

“Aw, there's nothing wrong with giving the little guy a little confidence boost.” Chusi laughed.

“You don't have to live with the shit.” Eda huffed.

“She can't be that bad, look at that sweet little noodle.” Chusi said, lifting Nibs out of her hair.

Nibs preened at the praise, Eda rolled her eyes, Chusi was a huge softy for anything feline or serpentine. Maybe that's why she likes Datura so much. Eda thought passively as she headed inside the house.

Enzo and King were already happily eating, King had a plate piled high with all the tasty things he liked, Enzo had significantly less, the kid was still awkward about asking for stuff or doing things for themself.

Given what she'd just learned, the poor kid had an incredibly negative self perception and didn't think they deserved anything.

“Do you want some more?” She prompted them.

“Can I?” They asked, eyes shining with excitement.

“Course kiddo, didn't Datura say you can help yourself at her house?” She said, ruffling the kid's hair.

They didn't answer, instead happily reaching for another piece of blossom bread. I really need to learn how to make that. Eda thought.

“You should eat something too, kit, you're looking thin.” Datura said, coming up behind her.

The werebeast guided her to a seat right in front of all her favorites, Eda glared while the werebeast gave her a smug, cat-like grin. She crossed her arms, refusing to give Datura the easy win.

“Listen to your mother, Edalyn.” Chusi chuckled, ruffling her hair as she set Nibs down at a little spot set for them.

“She's not my- ugh!” Eda groaned, conceding defeat and slumping down at her seat.

Datura smiled happily, handing her a plate piled high with food. Eda accepted and begrudgingly ate the very delicious food, ignoring her mentor's happy, self satisfied look.

She let the kids fill Datura and Chusi in on everything that happened since they last visited, it was mostly ramblings about the shenanigans they got up to with Gailine.

Datura cooed and gushed over every little thing the kids told her, watching them with heavily dilated pupils.

A little weird for the typically more reserved werebeast, that was the kind of behavior she expected from Chusi.

She leaned over to the dragon sitting next to her, covering her mouth as she asked, “What's with Datura today?”

Chusi glanced between her and her mate, then grinned.

“Oh, she's all broody because I laid a slug* the other week, and with a new cub, she's getting all hormonal and protective. It's mostly the new baby, the slug didn't help.” Chusi said.

A biscuit hit the dragon square in the forehead. Datura was glowering at them with a face Eda could only describe as pouty.

“I'm not broody.” Datura huffed.

“Yes, Nightshade, you are.” Chusi told her, tail swaying slightly.

“Oh.” Eda hummed.

She'd heard about this from the other family members when she was younger, Datura got very cuddly apparently.

“Yep. She gets like this every time. It's adorable.” Chusi beamed.

Datura tossed another biscuit at her, Chusi caught it, smiling smugly at her wife.

“Thank you Marigold.” She said with a wink.

Datura huffed and turned away, stuffing her face with some blossom bread to hide her blushing face.

“I thought they were all pulling my leg about this! I didn't think it actually happened!” Eda snorted, covering her mouth as she tried not to laugh.

“You laugh now but you won't laugh when she drags you off to her nest.” Chusi said.

“huh?”

“Mama?” Enzo piped up.

“Yeah starshine?” Eda glanced at her kids, their plates were cleaned and stacked.

“Can we play outside?” They asked.

“Sure, you can go in the swamp but don't stray too far.” She said.

“Thanks Mama!” Enzo exclaimed, giving her a tight hug before running outside with King and Nibs on his shoulders.

She watched the kids head right for the swamps, no doubt Enzo was heading to visit Amanita’s colony to see the kittens.

“You've sure got some sweet kids.” Chusi hummed.

“Yeah, Enzo's a good kid.” Eda agreed.

“And King?” Datura raised an eyebrow.

“He's still a shit.”

XXX

“King! Slow down!” Enzo called out.

King, defiant as always, charged ahead into the dense foliage. Chuckling, Enzo ran after him, the soggy ground squelched under their feet.

Enzo leaped forward, snatching King off the ground and rolling into a rotting, mushroom covered log. Their little brother squealed in his grasp, Enzo tickled his tummy, eliciting a shrill squeak.

He stopped so King didn't end up peeing on him, again. They sat up, looking at where they had ended up in their chase.

They were at the edge of an opening in the swampy jungle containing a slightly raised grassy hill with dense clusters of berry bushes on it.

Don't think we've been here before. They thought, standing up with King in their arms.

“Wanna see if we can make any friends here?” They asked King.

Their little brother nodded eagerly. He loved getting new playmates, the ducky sock could only entertain him for so long.

Enzo stepped out of the forested area, climbing up the hill towards the nearest bunch of berries. King wiggled in their arms at the thought of more food, as though he hadn't eaten less than an hour ago.

“Little glutton.” Enzo giggled.

They leaned over the thorny bush, examining the berries. They didn't remember the name, but they did recognize the orange and yellow berries. They were safe, as safe as anything on the Isles, to eat, and they were ripe. He plucked a few, popping them into their mouth.

The berries exploded into a delightful mix of sweet and sour tang.

Citrusy!

They grabbed a few for King.

“Want some? They're tasty.” They offered.

King sniffed the brightly colored berries curiously, then shoved his face into them, squishing more berries than he ate.

“Ew, King!” Enzo whined, shaking their sticky hand in the air.

King didn't even look guilty, he just wiggled out of their grasp and started chowing down on berries. Enzo wiped his hand on their pants.

“Silly.” They said, grabbing a handful of berries for themself.

They sat next to King, observing the little critters scavenging the hill and forest from afar. It was nice.

A small group of jackalopes were scavenging around the bottom of the hill. A lookout was watching for trouble from a log, it's ears suddenly perked, flicking back.

The lookout gave a loud shriek, the rest of the jackalopes bolted up, racing off for the cover of the forest. Their own ears flicked back at the rumbling sound heading in their direction.

Before they could move, a shrill cry rang through the air.

A unicorn.

A herd of unicorns was approaching the hill.

Slowly, Enzo turned around, crouching in the bushes to obverse the familiar creatures.

They remembered playing with Este, the others, and the unicorns.

Este had shown them how unicorns got made, the effort and skill that went into carving the body properly. The blood that gave them life and immunity to the boiling waters.

The species could reproduce by itself, they wouldn't have lasted long if they couldn't, but it was like a rite of passage to create one, to carve and make life from nothing but Palistrom wood. Kinda like Palisman and witches. Este made a Palisman, she made it so they could grow with her.

Este and Papa had begun guiding them through making one of their own, they never got to finish it.

I wonder if it's still around somewhere… Palistrom wood doesn't- no! I don't deserve to finish it. Enzo shook the thought away.

The unicorns came into view, they'd changed a little, more adapted to the swamps with flowers and mushrooms growing in their manes and tails, but they weren't that different from the ones they knew, unicorns were made to fit in all environments.

The herd spread out over the hill, digging into the bushes for tasty berries. Each moved gracefully, even the clumsy babies. They looked so delicate and fragile, they knew how tough they really were. They used their horns with deadly efficiency.

Enzo leaned forwards, wanting to see them better.

A twig snapped.

“King.” Enzo hissed, grabbing hold of the little gremlin.

There was a unicorn close to the bush they were hiding behind.

The unicorn’s head snapped up in their direction, fixing them with hauntingly familiar colored eyes.

The blue was the same shade as the blood shed to first breathe life into the creatures.

They froze, staring into the delicate, dangerous creature’s eyes.

It's ear twitched, it didn't look away, even as all the others did. A happy whinny came from one of the younger ones. It cheerfully raced off towards something.

The unicorn stepped closer to them, lowering its head in preparation for an attack.

A commanding neigh got the unicorn's attention, its head turned in the direction of the sound. It gave them a side glance, the edges of its muzzle flicked.

Its face opened like a flower. The concealing flaps of skin pulling back, revealing the true, fanged mouth hidden under the horse-like muzzle. It snarled, a sharp tongue lashed around, before closing its mouth and galloping back up the hill towards whatever had the other unicorn’s attention.

Standing at the top of the hill was another unicorn, taller and bigger than all the rest, with a mane that floated all around it.

The unicorn that had been near them ran to its side and whinnied, flicking its tail in their direction.

The unicorn on the hill looked towards them, it gave a command to the rest to stay back.

Enzo ducked, thinking quickly to cover King in an illusion spell to make him look like some kind of dog or cat, then covered themself with their own illusion.

Their heart raced.

They knew who that was, what that was. The animals whispered about it, they called it the Star-Touched One.

They knew who where it came from.

Enzo felt a warm breath on his head, they jolted, looking up into eyes that held galaxies in them.

The Star-Touched unicorn stared down at them, nebula mane floating around their neck.

It stared into their soul.

They couldn't look away from its star filled eyes.

It was like a trance, or an interrogation.

The Star-Touched’s muzzle flaps flicked slightly.

Enzo broke eye contact, glancing down at its mouth briefly. They froze as the Star-Touched pressed it's soft, velvety muzzle into their hair, they could feel it taking in long, deep breaths.

It's trying to get my scent! Enzo realized.

Despite how long they'd been here, they still smelled like the stars, it was unmistakable if you knew what to look for.

The Star-Touched pulled back, nostrils flaring like it caught a whiff of something bad.

It eyed them curiously, Enzo couldn't meet that star filled gaze for very long.

It was too familiar.

The Star-Touched nuzzled their cheek with its soft nose, they let out a sigh of relief.

It nudged him slightly, pushing them back onto their feet. They cast a bewildered look at the once-unicorn, it flicked its mane back towards the herd, all the unicorns were on edge and antsy.

Oh, I'm scaring them. It's just protecting them. They realized.

“I-i’ll leave… if you want me to.” Enzo told the Star-Touched.

The creature’s ears flicked, it scanned the forest with narrowed eyes. It neighed disapprovingly, shaking its head.

“Is something wrong?” They asked it.

The Star-Touched nudged them forward, they tightened their grip on King, he'd been uncharacteristically calm for this whole exchange. It walked ahead of them, wrapping its tail around his arm as it passed them. It gave them a gentle tug, looking back over its shoulder when they didn't move.

“A-are you guiding me?” Enzo asked.

The Star-Touched nodded.

“O-oh, y-you don't, you don't need to, I can get back on my own.” They said.

It shook its head, snorting in disapproval. It tugged their arm again.

Guess I don't have a choice. They thought.

It tugged again, stomping impatiently.

“I'm coming, I'm coming.” They told it, following the former unicorn through the trees.

I hope it doesn't freak Mama out.

XXX

Surprisingly, the Star-Touched knew exactly where they had come from, and guided them straight back to Datura's home.

“Uh, thanks? Bye now.” Enzo awkwardly waved it goodbye, trying to walk away from the creature.

It tugged them back, shooting them a dirty look like they'd just tried to get away with something naughty.

“She said we could play, you know.” Enzo mumbled as the Star-Touched marched him to the door.

The Star-Touched had to crane its neck down to knock on the door with its horn. Enzo covered their face to hide their burning cheeks.

Chusi opened the door, Nibs was napping in her hair. She glanced at them then the Star-Touched holding them by the arm, and back to them.

“There you are kid, we were starting to get worried.” Chusi said, ruffling their hair.

They stared at her in shock.

“You're not questioning this?” They gestured to the massive creature that had decided it needed to bring them home.

“Kid, I'm literally a dragon.” She responded calmly.

“I'll take it from here.” She told the Star-Touched.

It released their arm, giving them a little nudge into the house, Enzo shot a glare over their shoulder. It snorted in a suspiciously laugh-like way.

“See ya later.” Chusi said, closing the door once the Star-Touched headed off.

“Who was that, darling?” Datura asked from the living room.

“Just Bluey, it decided Enzo here needed to come home.” Chusi said, ruffling up their hair again.

“You okay starshine?” Mama asked, standing up from her spot in the living room.

“Yeah I'm fine, King's fine too.” They said cheerfully.

Some of the tension left Mama's shoulders, she sat back down. Enzo peered at whatever they had all been sitting around.

“What’re you doing?” He asked.

“Chusi and I are doing some weaving, and I'm helping Edalyn refresh her knitting skills.” Datura said.

She was sitting on the couch facing the fireplace, to the far side of her was a really big loom, there was another on the other side that looked like Chusi was working on. Datura was working away at hers with her three back tentacles, her hands were busy with knitting something. Mama was sitting next to her with her own knitting needles, hers looked a lot messier than Datura's.

Mama noticed them staring and snorted.

“Go ahead, laugh all you want you little turd.” She said teasingly, waving her attempt around lazily.

“No, I think it's pretty good!” Enzo said.

“Your songbird always was better with textile work.” Datura chuckled.

Mama's face reddened and she hid her face in her hands.

“Not in front of the kids.” She pleaded.

Enzo cocked their head to the side.

“Who's the songbird?” They asked.

Datura and Chusi glanced at each other with matching grins.

“Well, owlet, your little disguise looks an awful lot like them.” Datura snickered.

Mama mumbled something under her breath.

“What's that supposed to mean?” Enzo asked.

“Your mom will tell you when she's ready. Or you'll bump into them.” Chusi told them.

Enzo frowned slightly at the less than satisfactory answer.

“Would you like to try knitting, Owlet?” Datura asked, offering them a pair of knitting needles.

“Really?!” Enzo nearly dropped King in their excitement.

He snarled at them in irritation, wiggling free of their grasp to go curl by the fireplace.

Enzo sat down between Datura and Mama, eagerly taking the needles from Datura.

“First step, loop the yarn on the needle…”

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*a slug is an infertile egg in the reptile world, Chusi had an infertile egg not a literal slug.

Fun fact! Unicorn muzzles open up like demigorgons, they have a true mouth hidden within the false one, their skin peels back and opens like a flower, revealing their sharp, dangerous true mouth. I thought it'd be fitting for the Boiling Isles.

The Serpent and the Tree are the ones from the story Datura told a few chapters back.

Things like the Great Serpent and the Great Tree are all beings that came about after the extinction of the Titans that were exposed to the freshly spilled Titan's Blood and did not die from it. They aren't as powerful as the Titans, but collectively they've taken over the role of Titans, protectors and guardians of their own areas, they have much smaller ranges than the Titans did, so there are more around the isles and in other parts of the world, they all have a collective beef with Titan Trappers naturally. So they've become Demi gods or the new gods.

The Guardian/Star-Touched One is not like the demi god beings, they're older and made from a different type of blood.

[crossedsabers10s]

I really like the ship klamon but the thing is i haven't a clue on how it could fit in canon. I'm like thinking of a gradual thing where they're like slowly going from enemies? to allies to frenemies to lovers, (all the stages filled with appropriate sass, sarcasm and bickering ofcourse) because I'm a sucker for slowburns. Like they are somewhere between allies and frenemies in TVD and then in TO they finally get together. Do you have any ideas on how this could happen in canon. And how to stick klamon in 'The Originals'? And how it would change the plot?

akf;dlfjakdfj a okay, just a warning, this ain't my rodeo. I'll do my best, but I don't consider myself good at writing Klaus. Plus their respective control issues make this a lil tricky...

Okay, so. You know how Alaric was possessed by Klaus that one time? That would make a good beginning. Give him an up close and more personal perspective on Damon, who he'd only know via rep and Stefan before this. I mean I think he'd mostly considered Damon someone who was Katherine's toy and was still dogging after doppelgangers (Elena) at that point? But in Alaric's body, he'd be a bit closer, have a measure of trust. So Damon wouldn't be quite as in-ur-face-fuck-you as he would have been. (I mean. Still, a little, bc I think he's allergic to showing genuine emotion at that point, at least under normal circumstances, he let his guard down around Elena a lot more) So mayyybe Damon kidnaps AlariKlaus to try and find out more on Big Bad Klaus??? Research spree, contacts some witches whatevs. They probably hit a bunch of dead ends, evenif they did manage to find a lead, AlariKlaus would nip that shit in the bud. Just trailing along, having fun listening to his own legend and watching Damon get more and more frustrated.

Maybe they learn more about what Klaus did to Katherine or someone else or a hundred other stories where he'd taken revenge on a person and burned down their entire life. And Damon, annoyed and doing that im-not-joking-but-people-will-assume-i-am thing alludes to his Augustine revenge spree. Maybe something along the lines of like 'yeah, well, that's not special, I've done similar. Just ask-*insert massacre here*' Which. Alaric would not connect those dots. He'd think it some kind of joke in poor taste. Klaus? Connects a few. He'd heard about it. Those deaths had obviously been a vampire, but no one had known who. Until now.

Damon is suddenly a little bit more interesting.

And he's got to have some kind of hobby so he starts trying to unravel Damon Salvatore. Starts paying attention to him. Does a good job of acting friendly, but starts shedding a little of Ric. Then a little more, less on purpose. Starts fucking with his head, making him second guess his relationships, make him question if he's still chasing after Katherine by trying to protect Elena. All under the guise of pretending to be his friend.

Wow this got a lil dark.

Anyways. Canon. Except Damon has to contend with the fact that he'd liked the person he'd thought he was becoming close with. And that person is not who he thought he was. And Klaus is still studying Damon, who he now knows better and maybe holds a bit more regard for.

Okay my brain is fried, i need nap. Hope u like the start tho. Feel free to use it as u please.

[tcringetourney]

here is the official tcringe tourney bracket! the first wave of polls will go up tomorrow. since this is such a large bracket, i’ll be rolling out polls in waves of 8. the first round will be open for a week, with waves dropped on a one-day delay! and under the readmore, you’ll find a transcribed list of the bracket. be warned, there are 128 characters here!

Left side:

Scout (Team Fortress 2) vs Maximus (Tangled)

Crona Gorgon (Soul Eater) vs Kevin (Up)

Dirk Strider (Homestuck) vs Raine Whispers (The Owl House)

Harrowhark Nonagesimus (The Locked Tomb) vs Dismas (Darkest Dungeon)

Harrier DuBois (Disco Elysium) vs Ellzor Umberspore (Not Another D&D Podcast)

Shiver (Splatoon) vs Miss Frizzle (Magic School Bus)

Marik Ishtar (Yugioh) vs Tumblr Anon Profile Picture (Real Life)

Asa Mitaka (Chainsaw Man) vs Tadashi Yamaguchi (Haikyuu!)

Penny (Pokemon Scarlet and Violet) vs Vriska Serket (Homestuck)

Link (Legend of Zelda) vs Kaname Date (AI: The Somnium Files)

The Collector (The Owl House) vs Venti (Genshin Impact)

Luz Noceda (The Owl House) vs Magne (My Hero Academia)

Yes-Man (Fallout New Vegas) vs Apollo Justice (Ace Attorney)

Reigen Araraka (Mob Psycho 100) vs Kuina Hikari (Alice in Borderland)

Doug Eiffel (Wolf 359) vs Jesus (The Bible)

Me (Real Life) vs Leorio Paradinight (Hunter x Hunter)

Fabian Seacaster (Dimension 20) vs Briar (Branching Out)

Dipper Pines (Gravity Falls) vs Alex Fierro (Riordanverse)

Castiel (Supernatural) vs Waluigi (Mario)

Ivankov (One Piece) vs June Egbert (Homestuck)

Mr. 2 Bon Clay (One Piece) vs Sokka (Avatar: The Last Airbender)

Ur mom (Real Life) vs Leo Valdez (Riordanverse)

Pyro (Team Fortress 2) vs The Dragon (Jane and the Dragon)

Crowley (Good Omens) vs Eddy (Duolingo)

Emperor Belos (The Owl House) vs Peter Parker (Toby Maguire’s Spiderman)

Sweetheart (Omori) vs Nick Danforth-Evans (Julie and the Phantoms)

Jerma (Real Life) vs M&Ms (Real Life)

Kajiyama Fuuta (Milgram) vs Jeremy Heere (Be More Chill)

Shin Tsukimi (Your Turn to Die) vs Ena (Ena)

Isaac (The Binding of Isaac) vs Allied Mastercomputer/A.M. (I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream)

Ranma (Ranma 1/2) vs Klaus Hargreeves (The Umbrella Academy)

Fred Grant (Hamster & Gretel) vs Benrey (Half Life VR AI)

Right Side:

Spy (Team Fortress 2) vs Varian (Tangled)

Sanji (One Piece) vs Milhouse (The Simpsons)

Gonzo (The Muppets) vs Hero (Omori)

Cecil Gershwin Palmer (Welcome to Night Vale) vs Makoto Naegi (Danganronpa)

Hardwon Surefoot (Not Another D&D Podcast) vs Mina Zarei (Paranatural)

Bugs Bunny (Looney Tunes) vs Sabine Wren (Star Wars Rebels)

Deuu Dino (CNP) vs Nightblood (The Cosmere)

Benny (Fallout New Vegas) vs Klavier Gavin (Ace Attorney)

Alphys (Undertale) vs Angel Devil (Chainsaw Man)

Dave Strider (Homestuck) vs Elliot Dunkel (El Goonish Shive)

The Onceler (The Lorax) vs Chuck E. Cheese (Real Life)

Buggy the Clown (One Piece) vs Hinata Tachibana (Fabiniku)

Jake English (Homestuck) vs Kris Dreemurr (Deltarune)

You (Real Life) vs Tsukishima Kei (Haikyuu!)

Tome Kurata (Mob Psycho 100) vs Neptune (RWBY)

Ianthe Tridentarius (The Locked Tomb) vs Osiris (Destiny)

Vash the Stampede (Trigun) vs Fox Mulder (The X-Files)

Evan Kelmp (Dimension 20) vs Paracelsus (Darkest Dungeons)

Bocchi (Bocchi the Rock) vs Terezi Pyrope (Homestuck)

Haruhi Fujioka (Ouran High School Host Club) vs Bakugo (My Hero Academia)

Nagito Komaeda (Danganronpa) vs Luther (The Umbrella Academy)

Fujisaki Chihiro (Danganronpa) vs Dean Winchester (Supernatural)

Sniper (Team Fortress 2) vs Fujimoto (Ponyo)

Space Boyfriend (Omori) vs Zirk Vervain (Not Another D&D Podcast)

Rouxls Kaard (Deltarune) vs Robbie Rotten (Lazytown)

Ranboo (Minecraft Youtube) vs Arthur Dent (Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy)

Sakurai Haruka (Milgram) vs Luke Patterson (Julie and the Phantoms)

Hunter (The Owl House) vs Dib (Invader Zim)

Jesse Pinkman (Breaking Bad) vs Wheatley (Portal)

Grell (Black Butler) vs Viktor Hargreeves (The Umbrella Academy)

Shut (Go Princess Precure) vs Kakashi Hatake (Naruto)

Wonderlands x Showtime (Project SEKAI) vs Rodney Copperbottom (Robots)

[creek-ink]

TELL ME ABOUT YOUR VERSION OF SALLY WILLIAMS PLEASE PLEASE PL

AHHH!! an ask!! i never get these!! >:D

anyways- uh!

ok so, tbh my versions of the crps (esp the gals) r a jumbled mess of headcannons just floating around in my head. so forgive me if this is unreadable- (I plan on making details ref sheets in the future!!)

I've always loved the character of sally williams but I find her story uncomfortable and even a little triggering. (I experienced violent SA at a younge age) bc of this I basically changed everything abt her character. so here goes- buckle up!

sally's origins:

if ur sensitive to child death do not read the bits in red

to cut to the chase- sally williams was a 10yr murder victim of a cold case from the 70's or 80's. her body was found in the woods long after the initial murder, leaving it nearly unidentifiable. it was believed to be a crime of passion, due to the brutal nature of the attack. there were stab wounds, minor broken bones, blunt force trauma, and most curiously, a large, deep wound to her sternum.

bc of the decayed state of her body no DNA evidence of her attacker was recovered and, bc of the times, not much was looked for as DNA testing wasn't as advanced yet.

her case will remain cold- bc well, her attacker wasn't some creepy or horrendous serial killer, it was a creature~

"gasp! wow! how creative!! never saw that coming!!"

(lol)

I haven't decided which monster, either the rake or maybe seed eater (which would explain y EJ feels so obligated to watch over sally's spirit)

speaking of! (awesome segway- fuck ya)

her spirit:

sally's soul was left to wonder the forest dazed and confused abt what had happened to her. urban legends of a younge girl calling out from the woods surfaced in the following years, no doubt being linked to her case.

instead of a run-of-the-mill apparition, sally is more of a "thing"

I like to play around w the traditional depictions of common monsters and myths, so ghosts r no exception.

she isn't a glowing, transparent mist that takes the form of a small girl. instead she looks just how she did that night, suspended somewhere between life and death.

the more care her soul receives the more her appearance improves. her physical state is able to be altered, (ie. bodily changes like wieght or injury. as well as cosmetic changes like clothing and hair styles.)

-although things like age, body temperature, and height will always stay how they were when she died.

as for any ablities she might have, here is a small list:

- visions (past, present, and future)

- breaking things with her mind ~wo0o0oo~

- and a sort of soul connection w ppl she cares abt (ex. if EJ gets donked she'll be like "ow" or some shit)

personality and relationships <3

sally is a rather rambunctious and rebellious child, making her a uh- "acquired taste" look- either u love her or u hate her.

she can turn nearly any neat room into tornado ally. as u can imagine, she's extremely hard to keep undercontrol so most pastas don't even try lmao. either completely avoiding her in the first place or outright fueling the fire.

her main man is EJ, he's quiet and patient which is a perfect foil to her outrageous character. they enjoy exploring the outdoors, learning, and yes- even playing w dolls. on some rare occasions sally will be convincing enough to get EJ to play house w her <3 often assuming the mother and daughter roles respectively. hehe

nina is another one of sallys friends btw <3 dress up all around! and lots of makeovers.

~~~

unlike most depictions of they're relationship, sally and the slenderman do n0T get along. it sees her as a distraction and often tries to get her out of the manor.

(I do not cannon slenderman running or enhabitting the manor, instead I see it as a puppet master of sorts. i can go into this furth if u would like lol)

despite the threat of slenderman, the pastas collectively disobey him in order to keep sally around. they take pitty on her situation, and at the end of the day just want to provide her with a (somewhat) stable environment to put her soul at ease.

pic from a few months ago- just 4 visualizing purposes<3<3<3

ALRIGHT!! that wraps things up! I wrote wayyyyyy more than I was planning to- but I thought id go ahead and flesh her out, for future reference ofc ;)

if I forgot anything just lemme know in the comments <3

I hope u enjoyed reading this and I'd love to hear ur personal hcs! even if the conflict w my own. also let me know what u think of these,, ideas(?) I'm always open to constructive criticism!

ALSO MY ASKS R ALWAYS OPEN!! PLZ!! IM FUCKING BEGGING U!! I WILL NOT POST THIS KINDA SHIT UNLESS SPECIFICALLY ASKED!! BC IM INSECURE ABT MY WRITING!! AAAAAAHHHHH!!

[shinigamichan]

hiii i’m curious what r ur rain code headcanons? like gender and sexuality :3 i love hearing other ppl’s opinions on them

OOO OOOOOO HEHEHE OKAY YAYYYYYY here’s the nda for now then

Shinigami I thinkkk is transfem bc. well why as a death god do you identify so strongly as a woman how interesting.. like you were a little blob and now you’re a 6ft tall woman with huge boobs? trans. also she’s bi because she hits on fubu and halara and yuma. I’d argue she’s canon bi. legend

yumaaaaa I like to say transfem bc I project. but I also think genderfluid. allyship is when desuhiko lets her use coalescence to go girlmode. I donnttt have a sexuality hc for him but I like kokogami and I think other ships n stuff r cute so. you know everyone can have some yuma

vivia. gay as fuck ngl. transmasc too w those bandages… acespec as well I think he’s too sleepy for all that

yakou is bi because have you seen how he lives. Cis bi guy I think. his wife and him can be bi4bi.

fubuki cis bi or pan I think.. but I rlly like trans hcs of her bc I like her and I like trans ppl. she says daisuki to shini in ch3 it was sooo yuri….

Desuhiko I don’t really like enough to have hcs but I like to interpret him as a trans inclusive radical misogynist. cis het ally. he finds out you’re transfem and he supports you but immediately starts sexually harassing you. he finds out you’re transmasc and supports you and stops hitting on you. but the version of him ppl make up to delete the sex crimes uhhhh pan guy I think

halara nb legend (canon). I like aplatonic aroace hcs of them bc they don’t need shit besides their money sigh. but I also like kokomare and kokogamimare and clockmare and idk man halara can do whatever they want forever?

[randomkposts]

I've since learned more about eastern values,

but when I first heard Dimitri was Earth, I had a convo with Eclipse I still like to look back to.

So,

Dimitri and Water Symbolism

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K:-I think the fandom is missing out on a lot of ways Dimitri could have a lot of water symbolism. This is messy, but I saw a post that gave Dimitri earth element and had an equivalent of "he would not say that". 

I think the element of water really suits him

E:-Now please elaborate ur big brain thoughts on this subject 👀🍿

K:-Like, he's called the Tempest king in in some routes, which is a violent wind storm, especially one with rain, hail, or snow. A violent commotion, disturbance or tumult.

Rain, hail, and snow are all forms of water, brought in by the storm. Claude is the lord who has wind magic, and in an Azure moon route, is the one who allies with him

Dimitris magic is lightning, which is not water, but water is a conduit for electricity.

I could speculate in the direction of Caladblog, the sword of Irish legend Fergus mac Ròich, whose name means hard lightning. Or for a spear, Gae Assail (lightning spear), which was kind of like Irish Molinjor, and never missed its mark and returned to user. Though if we want to tie time skip Azure Moon Dimitri into this, we could go with Claimoh Solais (sword of light) "once unsheathed, no enemy could survive it's wrath"

Wait no, sword lore is cool, but the topic is water.

Mentality-wise, where Edelgard takes her tragedies as fuel to burn the world with, and Claude adapts, Dimitri drowns. 

He drowns in his responsibilities, his regrets, his mistakes, and his declining mental health. His wrath and his ghosts.

But just as water is a death symbol, it is also a symbol of life and resurrection. 

Stagnate water is a stillness, a death, a stasis. 

In rushing water is dangerous, deadly, and chaos associated. It destroys, it leave ruin in its wake, not a bringer of life. 

Dimitri in timeskip is the ocean and full of dangers. 

It's when water is running that it is safe. Running water is not staying still to let disease build up, but moving in a flow that benefits the people. It nourishes.

In Azure moon, the blue lions helped  Dimitri out of the water he was letting control him (in part a hand offered in support to be pulled, but also in part by convincing him to leave that body of water), and throughout that route, the flow of water was redirected into flowing water that could help people. 

So the game has three parts.

Academy:- stagnant. Busy holding an illusion around his mental health status. Also, unable to meaningfully enact change within his kingdom. Can also reference his uncle who stopped his father who was enacting change, and kind of just held things as they deteriorated under his care. And let The Moles run loose.

Time skip- the rain has come. The damm, which has held the water stagnant, has burst, and water is rushing through, carving a path of blood into the enemy army. 

Which means in other paths, it is raining and leaking out in bursts. It's too dangerous to do anything about the damm, and also no one has the tools or time to fix it, so they watch with apprehension.

Post game. The rushing water has been redirected into flowing water, that can benefit the community. He rules, he helps his people instead of being directed at the enemy.

Also, to make a bit of a pun, sorta. 

Splash damage-"damage caused by a nearby explosion, affecting creatures within a certain radius"

Except his splash damage is emotional. Oh also check out each-uisge.

Wait, maybe frozen works better as a starting point for academy Dimitri... Hail?

Fearghus land of north, mountains, cold, and sea. And desert with Sreng.

E:-Okay okay am very much loving what you have about stages of water he is. Particularly the one with stagnant water which carries a disease rampant for anyone in it or near. 

K:-To drain the wound?

E:-The water is no longer filthy and the water purifies itself when its removed. The water is no longer dirty or green but now clear water.

 K:-And Maybe in other routes, he becomes hail. Dangerous, destructive, flung at random in differing sizes? 

Hail:-God's wrath. Judgment. Dream wise hail means emotional turmoil with tiresome thoughts.

Just symbolism alone:- rain is healing, renewal, cleansing, transformation, emotional rebirth, and gifts from the heavens. It can also be sadness, despair, loneliness and isolation.

Storms symbolism:- energy, change, disturbances, unpredictability, chaos, madness, and transformation. 

Sometimes big changes must happen in order to experience healing and renewal

The way to renewal is often through the path of destruction.

E:-Rain is calming as it is deadly. Wait till we explain acidic rain.

K:- thank you. Oh, I found a card that should come up in Dimitris Tarot reading. Ten of wands. Probably in reverse.

"The ten of wands is a card of burden. This principle can apply easily to your work life. When upright, the ten suggests that you are feeling overworked. It might be that you have too many projects for you to handle on your own. See if it is possible to delegate or share your load with others. Collaboration and delegation are your greatest aids at this time. Do not be afraid to ask for assistance or speak up about an uneven distribution of work. If your workload is not particularly heavy right now, it might be that you find the tasks at hand uncommonly difficult or draining. It is still okay to ask for a hand if you need one.

Ten of Wands Meaning-

If you would rather not swap to a web page you can read below

The Ten of Wands Tarot Card Description

"A man is shown carrying a heavy burden of wood, in the form of ten bundled wands, approaching a town which is not too far. This image on the ten of wands indicates a person who has already struggled in life and has succeeded, and he is now carrying the harvests to his final destination. Although he is not near the destination, it shows that he has finished the hardest part of life struggle and he just needs a place to relax and revel in his success. "

Upright Ten of Wands Meaning;

"This card shows that you have already completed the circle of struggle. After spending too many resources and lots of energy looking for success, you have finally overcome the obstacles. The sweat off your brow was worth it - your efforts have finally been rewarded. You may find yourself living in a world of abundance where poverty and suffering have no chance to intervene.

Although it sounds marvelous and satisfying, the card depicts a lot of responsibilities on your side. You are now the sole problem solver in your circle of family and friends which could even propel you into another world of challenges. At this point, you are also flooded with responsibilities to maintain your success. The businesses that you have started are flourishing and keeping you on your toes. The main problem is that these issues could overwhelm you if you lose control, which requires you to make sure that you know how to prioritize and solve the relevant ones.

In the real world, this card expresses how people try to burden themselves with responsibilities after they attain initial success. It is like graduating from college, getting a job and then starting to make it in the real world. More challenges keep coming, you may find yourself looking after you parents, starting a family and at the same time look to others, which may make you feel as though you not yet successful. It becomes a burden because at some point you find out nothing is enough to accomplish all these duties. The general lesson of the card is that people should be moderate, prioritize and understand that they cannot solve everything, some things must be let go, given to others, the burden shared.

When the Ten of Wands card is reversed, it indicates that you are truly burdened by circumstances which are not necessary in your life. Look around and see what is bothering you that will not positively impact yourself even if you rectify it. Drop them all and be a free being that can think soberly and do things accurately. Anything that does not add value in your life is not worth your time, so let it go."

Reversed Love Meaning :

"failure to share burdens with partner, finding emotional support from partner

Carrer-relief from work burdens, finding support, delegating tasks, burn out

Finances:-relief from financial burden, finding assistance, deeper economic trouble.

Azure moon timeskip deff has ten of swords though. 

[unsleepingtales]

Neverafter FINALE reactions! Strap in this is a long one.

I AM in fact looking for the Calvin and Hobbes comic books.

Death is hungry for everyone but Timothy 😢

Also can we think about how in AP Brennan said that there’s like one more level of fucked up Tim can get. Can we think about that please.

I love Tim and Baba Yaga interactions

We can still be married and about to be divorced and be friends. Cmon guys.

YLFA

I don’t know what your journey has been!

Mr steal ur girl

Shenanigans? Spare shenanigans sir?

Are you a scorpion or are you a cat? Keep it simpleeee

PREPPED ANIMATED BOOK MINIS Rick ily

Pinocchio wielding faerie magic is so wild

Flat William????? He needs lore.

Oh yeah tossing a cat a firework and saying Get up to something! Cannot possibly go wrong right? Right.

Everyone’s laughing at Pinocchio but he wants an older sister SO much.

Brennan is having so much fun as the baba yaga and it’s great to watch. PUT YOU IN THE SOUP.

INK HAND INK HAND INK HAND

This shit deals necrotic???? I wonder if it did necrotic before Snow White got involved…

Brennan’s face. You want the bird to fire the rocket? [cricket fired a rocket] Cricket was Brilliant. [the bird can speak]

Starts playing the fucking bird. Named beaky. Brennan let me get coffee with you I am begging.

Having a normal one here at dimension20

If you ask me for a stealth roll, you will find out.

You fucked around? You will find out.

Go ahead and roll your stealth roll *sweating buckets*

Also quick shoutout to Brennan for beating the only owning one shirt allegations that white henley fits Nicely.

The faerie is DEAD?

Jesus h christ

Ok shenanigans was fun back to what the fuck.

Never mind I guess we’re writing our own fables yall remember the famous story about the scorpionshark and the rabbit

It really wants to make Aesop proud???

I need to understand Cinderella’s mind

Strong con from my pond hopping princess 💚

Elody marry me please

Don’t look away from me. You see what happens?

Pretty reasonable compared to pibs turn right.

Scheherazade ily

Ngl forgot flat william existed oops

Horrifying! Horrifying.

I love dnd set design. I need to intern for the d20 design team next summer or something.

Turquina actually loves Pinocchio

Baba yaga flirting with Aesop?????

OCD BOYFRIEND ADD GIRLFRIEND TO DESCRIBE BABA YAGA X AESOP TOP FIVE MOST INSANE THINGS SIOBHAN THOMPSON HAS EVER SAID

Gerard just flat out defeating people is what he deserves. Fucked up Murph character my goddamn beloved.

WHAT

OKAY

Minerva’s here everyone!

Fuck your ass - and then beaky dies. Rip to a legend.

Elody looking out for Gerard <3

Zac is fully dead

I’m gonna leave if she does this. Murph is gonna leave his wife.

INSANE

ON AN ORANGE D8

WHAT

LEAVE YOUR TOP HAT

WHAT THE FUCK

Against the laws of god and man. In defiance of destiny. You get a cool orange hat.

Siobhan quietly going “shut the fuck up” to Ally

I feel insane.

Hat. On the mini. Zac quit but at least Death has a cool orange hat. We’ve gone full goofy movie but y’know. Death’s soul is gonna have a hat on when it’s violently ripped from her body.

Jesus christ Siobhan.

STEPMOTHER TOOK THE FUCKING BABA YAGA

What the fuck

Disadvantage for the rest of the fight?????

ZAC

ZAAAAC

INSANE INSANE I AM INSANE A CAT IS KILLING A GOD

Ok so when you hurt the hand. Ink goes places.

Alexa play everything ends from a very potter senior year

Shark! With me!

This feels like animal cruelty

TIM

Red ily so much you’re so cool

Rip flat William you were a real one

GERARD NO

Gerard. My love.

Spell time spell time spell time oh god oh fuck

GANDER MINI OH SHIT

Gem time?

Oh god oh fuck

Seven chances to roll

Oh my god.

YES ON THE FOURTH ROLL oh my GOD

The little hat label

RICK SIGHTING

Oh my god. Oh my god.

You’re christ, Tim!

Brennan has so much fun with his little effects board

Baba Yaga and Pib aaaaaaaaaaa a witch and a cat

ZAC

Baba yaga and Pib duo I never knew I needed

SEE YOU IN THE STORIES BRENNAN?

Cmon gerard 😢

DEATH HAS A LITTLE ORANGE HAT

ROSAMUND AND THE LITTLE GIRL LEFT AFTER DEATH MOVES PAST HER

Cinderella and Rosamund protecting Little Red. Elody and Gerard loving each other and accepting death.

Minerva and Pinocchio weirdly soft moment? Ok? Sure? Love that for them!

Village of Hapley. Crying.

Rosamund learning how to spin wool is actually so good

Brennan being visibly legitimately moved by their character choices!

Gander redemption <3

Oh my god. A real 21 year old boy has no right to make me emotional??

The meta in ‘I could have sounded like this the whole time’

I love Zac and Zac’s choices. The trickster prince!

Gerard my fucking beloved. Gerard of greenleigh I love you and I need you to be okay.

Snow White being okay!

Emily desperately wanted ylfa to be friends with baba yaga and she got it!!

Murph on the edge of the frame just Losing It

YLFA CRUSH ON PINOCCHIO

They play gin rummy together. They’re 21. They’ve saved the world together. The god of death approves. They live happily. Oh my god.

Emily sliding that in in the last ninety seconds of the season. Incredible.

Death with an orange hat and a rucksack walking on two feet into the sunset. Oh my god.

That’s all, folks! Incredible season <3

I really and truly don’t know how to sum up what this story meant to me. Thank you to our storytellers.

[lovevalley45]

jax n stein being like "mick's mind must be pliable" like... did y'all forget when he was chronos they like barely brain-controlled him? homeboy was just doin it cuz he hated y'all and then POWERED THRU THEM TRYING TO BRAINWASH HIM A SECOND TIME. to use dnd lingo, that man's got expertise in wisdom saving throws

[yourleastfavoriteguyinthechairr]

rottmnt oc character sheet

fandom: rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles

first appearance: Mystic Mayhem

voice actor: Hailee Steinfeld

full name: Briar Luz Dearden

nicknames:

-Bri

-Bree

-Luz

-Nightlight

-Dove

-Dork/nerd

-Dear/Dearden

nationality: american/german

day of birth: november 26th

sign: sagittarius

age:

-series: 15

-movie: 17

species: human

gender: gxrlflux

pronouns: she/they

sexuality: asexual, bisexual

love interest: Donatello Hamato

family:

^biological…

-father: Ralph Dearden

-mother: Dinah Dearden

-sister: Reah Dearden [deceased]

^chosen family…

-Raphael Hamato

-Donatello Hamato

-Michelangelo Hamato

-Leonardo Hamato

-Splinter Hamato

-April O’Neil

-Baron Draxum (s2)

-Mayhem

-Mrs. O’Neil

-Mr. O’Neil

likes: hugs/cuddles, music, sleep, donnie, the turtles, april, splinter, draxum (s2), cassandra (s2), mayhem, stimming, stuffed animals, true crime, books, video games, her chosen family, being chaotic, fred [pet frog], animals, etc.

dislikes: being touched/hugged by people they don’t know well, loud noises, large crowds, her enemies, math, ads, being left out/ignored/abandoned, when her friends her hurt, their parents, her depression/disorders, being helpless, her life, etc.

personality:

^good qualities…

-kind, caring, comforting, happy, fair, brave, loyal, honest, trustworthy, gentle, playful, creative, flamboyant, humble (usually-), quirky, determined

^bad qualities…

-abrasive, impulsive, reckless, antisocial, defensive, indecisive, insecure, rude, lazy, morbid, nosy, pessimistic, oversensitive, scatterbrained, self-destructive, stubborn, temperamental, violent

^neutral qualities…

-timid/shy, sarcastic, perfectionist, mischievous, oblivious, suspicious, slightly unethical, protective, witty, introverted, straightforward, protective, mess with her friends and she’ll kill you

favorite color: blue, purple

favorite food: pasta

favorite thing: her stuffed animal, fred, donnie

clothing style: normcore/grunge/skater

music preference: pop/rock/rap

hobbies: skating, video games, reading, hanging out with april + the turtles, drawing, sleeping, stimming/fidgeting, watching tv, etc.

friends/allies: raph, april, mikey, donnie, splinter, leo, draxum (s2), cassandra (s2), casey jr. (movie), todd, sunita, senõr hueso, captain piel, bullhop, piebald, DIGG, hamato karai, SHELLDON

enemies: draxum (s1), shredder, foot clan, meat sweats, purple dragons, hypno, repo mantis, warren stone, gus, the kraang (movie), cassandra (s1), big mama, albearto & etc, ghostbear, kristoffer van bradford, baxter stockboy, hunginn & muninn

skills: hand-to-hand combat, using weapons (listed below), comforting/calming people, parkour, flexibility, drawing, beating video games, skating, etc.

flaws: lying, cooking, controlling her emotions (specifically anger), forcing herself to do things, swimming, her depression/self-esteem issues, etc.

phobias/fears: being alone/ignored/abandoned, (what’s hiding in) the dark, needles, tornadoes, heights, spiders/insects, being a failure, being stared at, losing people she loves

disorders: alexithymia, adhd, disgraphia, dyspraxia, depression, anxiety, paranoia, autism, sensory processing disorder, dyscalculia

weapons:

^main weapons

-compound bow (later uses an oneida kestrel compound bow (like green arrow’s in the CW show) in the season 2 finale and movie)

-batarang knives (not shaped like a bat)

^secondary/occasionally used weapons

-daggers

-crossbow

-donnie’s tech-bo

mixtape:

antihero

legends never die

dear reader

paris

summertime sadness

maroon

lies [cloudsz remix]

wonder

karma

lavender haze

enemy

jealousy, jealousy

waves [convex remix]

bummerland

don’t let me down

brutal

numb little bug

confident

better days

you’re on your own, kid

ride

i just wanna shine

she’s all i wanna be

rescue me

snow on the beach

wildside

happier

towards the sun

run

someday

hope ur ok

mastermind

traitor

hero

lost boy

you should be sad

trivia:

-she can’t swim

-them and their sister were abandoned by her parents at a young age

-she met the turtles + april when they rescued her from Baron Draxum’s lair in Mystic Mayhem

-she has a large stuffed animal collection

-roommates with april

-has vocal stims (squawking, screaming, weird noises) and it weirded april out at first but she eventually got used to it

[jerek]

im already ally to wrathion thru sheer farming of those shitty little rings i can get. i want him to call me his best friend (he literally has none anyway), if sabellian wins ill be mad as shit, that is all. i hope ur having a nice day!!

GOD WHAT A LEGEND I DIDNT EVEN GET TO HIM YET BC MY COMP IS SUCH A BRICK LMAO. hope you're having a nice day! 💋 i'll be right behind you lmao, rolling wrathion up the hill like sisyphus

[nectaric]

🌻

you know what's a god damn shame

the fact that more people don't know of/listen to the tragi/cally hip. easily one of my favourite bands of all time, absolute canadian legends, but i don't think they gained much traction outside of canada??? and that's a BUMMER because !!!! they're so good !!!

and like, talk about absolute nostalgia factor, because i listened to so much of the hip growing up and most of my friends my age were the same. i actually danced with my dad to a tragic/ally hip song at my wedding and i get emotional just thinking about it

anyway if ur not canadian and u know the hip - i kiss u. if you don't know who they are, you should check them out bc the vibes are immaculate