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Crackshipping reiko from mortal kombat and roland the headless thompson gunner
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anarchist final boss
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If I were an old man I'd be sprinting shat panted for a 23 yr old girl that listens to Peter Gabriel
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Sylvanas has lesbian in her bio. EZ claps, my king. Convince her you're fictional.
Fyrakk was bicurious girl as fuck she had her name w a . at the end on IMVU
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Breakcore or whatever would not kill a medieval peasant. You all need to be using Youth Glass Animals on the blacksmith's apprentice.
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you have to roleplay your url every time you open tumblr how screwed are you
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Universe 10 was boring as fuck until Zamasu woke up and started on his bullshit
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Illidan used to get treated like a 16.99 back of the spencers dildo by whatever Warden was bored and least committed to political lesbianism that afternoon. And he was glad to have 'em.
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Take a shid in Polle's hat and rig his arm to swing when you get too close
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"I love you but you're doing wrong in a way I cannot condone" and "I hate you but you're being wronged in a way I cannot stomach" are top tier and I need more of them.
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really hilarious and unsexy when hetero romantasy authors refer to love interests as males and females. you sound like david attenborough narrating a special documentary on two turtles humping in the mud
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I have got to get fatter. Not for sexual reasons i just want better vocals
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