#Trisha Paytas

[anyosu]

how are we doing fellas

[whosmarinette]

none of y’all so called punks and leftists have done as much to dismantle monarchies as trisha paytas did by just getting pregnant twice

[kellinrk800]

TRISHA PAYTAS WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

[king-wilhelm]

What are the odds, eh?

[feralvegaspete]

AGAIN?!?!?!?!

[fuckthisshit-ugh]

[demonsandpieohmy]

This woman’s uterus is too powerful

[luxbunn]

lately

[generalnuisance0]

i think it is an indictment of me as a person and the amount of time i spend online that my immediate reaction to learning that king charles had cancer was to google "when is trisha paytas due"

[inlanasroom]

After that my life went downhill

[dreamypurplesky]

trisha paytas should be given an award cuz if she keeps having babies at this rate we could abolish the monarchy in a few years

[fullyerecteggplant]

hey universe? you have the opportunity to do something incredibly funny

[newwavesylviaplath]

[simnostalgia]

You know, when I saw that Trisha Paytas was pregnant again and everyone made that joke that it would kill Charles I thought it was funny. Now that he has officially been diagnosed with cancer...

Listen, someone has to take one for the team and keep knocking up Trisha to kill off all the world leaders.

[judge-tenderly]

okay let’s do a for and against on how likely it is charles will die before he’s been king for a year

against

he was coronated on the 16th of may, we’re in feb now. it’s unlikely he won’t get another 6 months at least because

he has access to the best medical care in the world. no way this wasn’t discovered immediately - giving him the best chance of success

for

hes sooooo old

trisha paytas’s baby is due in may. may has 31 days meaning it’s pretty much an even split chance that she’ll give birth before the 16th

centuries of incest doesn’t just make you ugly, it also SERIOUSLY fucks your health. the best doctors in the world can’t fix genetics that battered

the press don’t know shit. if it were just a melanoma that could be easily cut out the palace would have said so

if manifesting is at all real he’s fucked

[myauditionfordrphil]

2022: Trisha Paytas gave birth to her first child - Queen Elizabeth ii died

2024: Trisha Paytas gets pregnant with her second child - King Charles gets diagnosed with cancer

Trisha Paytas' pregnancies have the ability to end monarchs ☠️