#afterlife quotes

[demiboydemon]

King Rhoam: *arrives in the afterlife*

Zelda’s mom, Rauru, Sonia, and Urbosa:

[moutainrusing]

James, after Remus marries Tonks: Are you okay?

Sirius: Yep.

James: You can be honest.

Sirius: Kill me.

James: We’re in the afterlife… we’re already dead.

Sirius: PRONGS YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO DO ANYTHING FOR ME!! I WANT TO DIE AND NEVER SEE THOSE TWO-WHO-MUST-NOT-BE-NAMED!!

[pencildragons]

still insanely funny to me that ortus nigenad has canonically written 18 volumes of epic poetry about a bodyguard who was, in fact, Just Some Guy, and regularly quotes himself out loud in conversations on the regular. man had to die at the start of gtn because he was too fucking powerful to live

[hejee]

something about love being the death of duty

[incorrect-riordanverse-quotes]

Will, after shadow travelling for the first time: That was like riding a rollercoaster backwards and blindfolded. Nico: You get used to it.

[tiredcowboyy]

I like to imagine hosea and dutchs reunion in the afterlife is like marty and alex’s reunion in madagascar where they run to each other both seemingly excited but then dutch realises hosea looks kinda pissed and hosea just starts chasing him trying to beat the shit out of his stupid husband for what he did to their sons

[sodamnbored]

Post ToA Beach Day (Spoilers):

Percy: This has been a really nice day, all of us hanging out together again.

Leo, sighing: Yeah. I just wish Jason could be here too. I miss him.

Nico: It’s okay, Leo. He’s here in spirit.

Ghost Jason and Nico: *ghostly fist bump*

[she-posts-nerdy-stuff]

Jesper, when Kuwei won’t stop flirting with him: Fifteen. You’re fifteen

Kuwei: I’ll be sixteen in February

Jesper: It’s June!

[claudia-lioncourt]

what if we get one last lesdaughter moment before the horrors. what if he tells her he doesn’t regret her. what if.

[theskyisthelimit06]

"F1 is a serious sport.."

Literally what happens when you put a brazilian sports commentator and two drivers in a plane going places for the span of 7-9 months:

[hollaback--girl]

more incorrect quotes from ghostbusters because I see that you really liked the ones I uploaded before

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Trevor: Are you busy?

Phoebe: Yes.

Trevor: Cool, listen to this.

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Podcast, texting Gary: *sends a voice message*

Gary, texting back: I’m a little busy, is it urgent?

Podcast: No, don’t worry, just listen later.

*later*

Gary: *presses play*

Podcast's voice message: THERE’S A FIRE-

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Trevor: So, what’s Lucky's type?

Phoebe: Brown eyes, kind, oblivious, good sense of humor, cars lover.

Trevor: Sounds kind of like me. Too bad we’re just friends.

Phoebe: Did I mention oblivious?

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Lucky: Where are you going?

Trevor: To get MYSELF a gift cause somebody didn't get me one!

Lucky: I told you I did! Its coming here on Friday!

Gary, knowing full well that Lucky got Trevor an engagement ring: *eating popcorn*

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Podcast: What's your greatest fear?

Phoebe: Being forgotten.

Podcast: ...

Podcast: Damn, that's deep.

Podcast: Mine is the Kool Aid man, but I feel kinda stupid about it now...

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Trevor: Oh, my God. Do you know what this is?

Gary: It’s a book. There’s a lot of those in here, this is a library.

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Podcast: Look guys, I need help.

Lucky: Love help?

Phoebe: Financial help?

Gary: Emotional help?

Melody: Help moving a body?

*Everybody looks at Melody*

Melody: What?

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Phoebe: This bloodline ends with me.

Lucky: That's the fanciest way I've ever heard someone say "I'm gay".

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Gary: *is wearing silk pants* How does this look?

Callie: Like its slips on and off really easily.

Gary:

Callie: No, I didn't mean it like that-

Podcast: We know what you meant.

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Trevor: So... who's the big spoon and who's the little spoon?

Melody: We're chopsticks!

Trevor: Well... that's cute!

Trevor: Does that mean you two snuggle together perfectly?

Phoebe: No, it means that if you take the other away, the only thing the other is good for is stabbing.

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Gary: What do you do when someone offers you drugs?

Lucky: Take them!

Melody: Punch them in the neck!

Callie: Say thank you!

Trevor: Offer them more drugs to assert dominance!

Gary: …

Gary: No.

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Slimer would be disappointed in that last one 😔

[harringroveera]

Billy, Chrissy & Heather as best friends is the trio I want

[in-tenebris-et-in-solitudine]

[committing-a-phelone]

♡ some of my favourite incorrect Ghostbusters quotes ♡

part 1!!!

from perchance.com

Trevor: Are you busy?

Phoebe: Yes.

Trevor: Cool, listen to this...

Callie: Is that a gun?!

Phoebe: It's not what it looks like!

Callie: It looks like a gun!

Phoebe: Okay, maybe it is what it looks like, but in my defense, it doesn't have anymore bullets, so I technically can't shoot it anymore.

Callie: ...ANYMORE?!

Phoebe, to the squad: And remember, if I get harsh with you it is only because you’re doing it all wrong.

*The Squad is playing Chess*

Melody: *easily beats everyone because they know how to play*

Phoebe: *doesn’t know the rules, but wins anyway*

Callie: *doesn’t know the rules, and loses*

Podcast: *knows the rules, but still loses to those who don’t*

Gary: Actually, you can’t do that, because I said so.

Trevor: They named a board game after cheese?

Phoebe: Am I a boy? Am I a girl? It doesn't matter. I'm going to burn your house down.

Phoebe: Thanks for not telling Gary what happened.

Melody, dumbfounded: I wouldn’t even know where to begin trying to explain this.

Phoebe: Happy Throwback Thursday! Here’s a throwback to when Podcast ate an entire tube of lipstick.

Podcast, whining: But why would it be cherry-flavored if you can’t eat it?!

Phoebe: I know one person who finds me funny!

Trevor: Okay, who?... and you can't say yourself!

Phoebe: Okay then I'm out.

Phoebe: What happened to Melody?

Callie: They died.

Phoebe: They what?

Callie: They died, but they’re okay.

Phoebe: …Can you please clarify?

Melody: Clarification is for the weak.

Callie: Trevor...

Trevor: Oh no, 'Trevor' in B flat.

Trevor: You're disappointed.

[iamnmbr3]

Harry: Try for some remorse. I've seen what you'll be otherwise.

Voldemort: What do you mean you've seen what I'll be?

Harry: You know. In the afterlife. Dumbledore says hi btw.

Voldemort: THERE'S AN AFTERLIFE?! AND NO ONE TOLD ME?! I didn't even need to make Horcruxes?

Harry: yeah. i mean now you'll just suffer eternally bc your soul is damaged. you could put yourself together again except i killed all the pieces. sorry about that.

[wordsbyhisheart]

Your life is just a countdown to death, each day is bringing you closer to the end of the countdown. Once it’s over it’s over, no rewinds, no turning back. You face the rewards or punishments head on. Focus on doing good in this life. — wordsbyhisheart